After a few games, Zhang Tingting felt a little regretful. She regretted why she couldn't touch it by herself. If she could touch it by herself, she could obviously win two more games. The most annoying thing is that Shangguan Nengren didn't even click the gun once. These three games were all played by three women.
Take off your clothes, Zhu Dacai
Nye's gauze and pants were taken off, Hanazawa Coriander's short skirt was taken off, and Zhang Tingting not only took off her pants, but also took off her sweater. At this time, she was wearing a pink autumn clothes clinging to her body, revealing her graceful curves.
, making Taketatsu Ayana and Hanazawa Coriander envious.
There is no doubt that the figures of Ayana Taketatsu and Kana Hanazawa are far worse than those of Zhang Tingting. Having said that, the figures of the Niho sisters have always been bad, especially their legs. Because they sit on their knees all year round, they
There are more or less bow-legged problems, so the faces of Nihong girls seen in many magazines are very cute and beautiful, but if you see the whole body, the score will be greatly reduced.
Fortunately, girls like Nihong know how to use their strengths and avoid weaknesses. Many times they take photos straight up to half of the body. Even if they take pictures of the whole body, they have to bend their legs to use their strengths and avoid weaknesses. If you don’t believe it, you can go to the photo album of girls like Nihong. Basically, they take pictures of the whole body.
That's what happened.
"Ah, why did we take off so much, but Shangguan-kun didn't take off anything?" Taketatsu Ayana said weakly. Although she didn't care about taking off her clothes, she wanted to see Shangguan-kun take off his clothes too.
Even if you only take off your upper body, it’s okay! Shangguan Ningren’s figure is extraordinary, and Taketatsu Ayana will never forget it.
"What's so good about a man taking off his clothes? It's better for you beauties to take off their clothes to look good." Shangguan Nengren smiled coquettishly: "Come on! Let me see which of you takes off your clothes first."
"I don't believe you don't take off any of your clothes." Zhang Tingting said anxiously: "Sister Caina, sister Xiangcai, my husband doesn't wear many clothes. If you beat him four times at most, he will take off all his clothes. Come on!"
Hearing this, Taketatsu Ayana and Hanazawa Kana's eyes lit up, they nodded vigorously, held the power with one hand, and said with great ambition: "Okay! Let us take off Shangguan-kun's clothes!"
You think this is a cartoon!
But unfortunately, although their fighting spirit was commendable, it was because of Shangguan Ningren's perception of danger. After playing two rounds of cards, Shangguan Ningren was still fully clothed, while Zhang Tingting had stripped down to only her underwear, and Taketatsu Ayana
There is only one more piece of autumn clothes than her, and Hanazawa Coriander is slightly better. The autumn clothes and autumn trousers are very neat. But she is very insidious, because she wore three pairs of socks before...
Seeing Huaze Coriander's last sock being taken off, Shangguan Nengren chuckled and said, "The next step is the most exciting moment."
"This bastard..." Shangguan Ningren hasn't fired the gun yet. Zhang Tingting is also a little discouraged. She has taken off the most clean clothes at the moment. If she lights the gun twice more, it will be gameover. Before the gameover, she really hopes to take off Shangguan Ningren.
One piece of clothing. Just one piece of clothing is fine.
Maybe God heard Zhang Tingting's prayer, but the capable man actually fired the gun in this game.
The capable man in Shangguan was astonished, and the three women cheered: "Take off, take off!"
In this game, the capable man is trapped in a cocoon. In the previous games, he always kept seven cards in his hand. In this way, even if the three women listened to the cards, they would not hear all seven cards. He could do whatever he wanted.
But this time, he touched too many cards, and in the end there was only one card left, which was the hanging card. In this way, he was miserable. The last card he touched and the card in his hand were all Hanazawa Coriander
Wanting Hu's cards, Shangguan Jingren is in trouble.
"Alas!" After hearing the three women keep saying "take it off", Shangguan Nengren sighed and took off the jade belt around his waist...
The third girl: "..."
"What are you looking at?" Shangguan capable man said with a smile: "You are allowed to take off your socks, but I am not allowed to take off my belt?"
"You...you cheated!" Zhang Tingting went crazy with hatred.
"I am using the rules reasonably." Shangguan capable person shrugged: "Do you still want to play? If you don't play, you will be defeated?"
"Play!" Zhang Tingting gritted her teeth: "If you don't take off all your clothes today, don't even think about leaving!"
"Hey..." Shangguan Nengren said with a funny face: "It seems that your clothes are about to be stripped. Wife, can you still hold on?"
Zhang Tingting blushed: "It's more than enough to deal with you..."
"Oh?" Shangguan Nengren smiled coquettishly: "I'm looking forward to it."
After all, it is only a small probability event for Shangguan Nengren to fire. In addition, after suffering a loss, Shangguan Nengren is also honest and determined not to only keep one or two cards. The girls are even more ruthless. The three of them are not messy at all.
With each other's cards, we would rather lose the game than be fooled.
Now they all understand that if they don't unite now, they will really be stripped naked by Shangguan capable people. They are not afraid if they are stripped naked. They just can't swallow this breath. If Shangguan capable people are not stripped naked in advance, they will die.
Card.
So the next five or six games in a row turned out to be missed games. I wonder if there is a Guinness World Record for the number of consecutive missed games in mahjong? If so, the four of them will probably set a world record.
"Let's not be like this!" Shangguan Nengren has already seen the trick in this. If this continues, today will probably be endless.
"Huh! We are using the rules reasonably!" Zhang Tingting responded with her original words.
"..."
"You forced me to do this!" Seeing the sudden change in Shangguan Nengren's expression, Zhang Tingting felt an ominous premonition in her heart. Taketatsu Ayana and Hanazawa Kana also felt that something was not good, but why was it not so bad?
clear.
"Who is afraid of whom!" Zhang Tingting snorted: "Come again!"
Shangguan Nengren originally didn't want to bully them, but the three women had clearly joined forces to attack him, so how could he sit still and wait for death?
So when the mahjong machine was shuffling the cards, Shangguan Nengren did something. In this round, Shangguan Nengren was the banker. He first hit five points, and then two points. After the snap, Shangguan Nengren did not turn over the cards.
I just twisted it with my hands and hit a red hit.
"I'll touch it." Huaze Coriander happened to have a pair in his hand.
"Coriander, good job." Ayana Taketatsu and Zhang Tingting praised repeatedly, and Hanazawa Coriander smiled slightly: "Dongfeng."
Zhang Tingting was about to touch the cards when Shangguan capable man said: "Wait a minute!"
"What are you doing?" Zhang Tingting retracted her hand: "If you want to touch me, hurry up."
"Hey, it's not touching..." Shangguan Nengren laughed lewdly and turned over the cards: "That's nonsense!"
"What!?"
The three women craned their necks to see the cards of the Shangshen Man: three south winds, three west winds, three north winds, two whiteboards and two east winds.
"Big... big four!?" Although the rules of the three-person game are not big, there is no doubt that it is a big four.
"How is this possible!?" Zhang Tingting couldn't believe it. She saw the sinister smile on the corner of Shangguan capable man's mouth: "You... you cheated!"
"Honey, you have to speak with evidence. Which one of your eyes saw me cheating?" Shangguan capable man smiled faintly: "The cards are washed at the mahjong table, I don't think I have the chance to cheat!"
Zhang Tingting vomited blood, and what she said was indeed correct. According to common sense, it is impossible for Shangguan Nengren to cheat, but that is only in the state of 'common sense'. Shangguan Nengren himself is unreasonable. Zhang Tingting knew very well that she was also very
She wanted to expose the sensual person, but Ayana Taketatsu and Kana Hanazawa were here, so she couldn't say much.
What did you say? Said: "My husband is a cultivator. He can fly in the sky and escape from the earth. He can do anything. Cheating in playing mahjong is a trivial matter?"
Not to mention whether Taketatsu Ayana and Hanazawa Kana believe it? Even if they believe it, what if such big news is spread everywhere by them? It will be troublesome.
Zhang Tingting stared at Shangguan capable person fiercely: "You...you should restrain yourself, otherwise..."
Shangguan Nengren touched his nose: "Okay!"
My family knows their own affairs, Zhang Tingting has said so, and it is difficult for Shangguan capable people to refute. Besides, he is already invincible by virtue of his ability not to fire cannons. The most he can do is play a few more games. Anyway, tomorrow and Sunday,
It doesn't matter if you stay up all night.
In this game of Huazawa Coriander and Fireworks, I naturally have to take off one piece of clothing, autumn clothes or autumn pants, which one should I take off?
In the end, Hanazawa Coriander took off her long johns. Anyway, her legs couldn't be seen under the table, so taking off the top would expose her.
"Continue." Seeing that the three women together only had eight items left, Shangguan Nengren chuckled: "You will lose in a few more rounds."
Shangguan Ningren stopped cheating, and the situation stabilized again. However, with his induction, although most of the subsequent rounds were lost, he still won one round. This time, the loser was Hanazawa Coriander. Under Shangguan Ningren's shining eyes,
, Hanazawa Kana blushed and took off her autumn clothes. In this way, she and Zhang Tingting were left with only their underwear, and Taketatsu Ayana only had an extra autumn clothes.
The three girls couldn't bear it when they saw that Shangguan capable people always refused to light up. Ayana Taketatsu muttered: "I really don't want to play anymore, I always lose."
When Shangguan Nengren heard this, he thought, how can that be done? He thought that he had to give the three women a little hope, so in the next round, Shangguan Nengren decisively fired the gun.
"What a fool!" Zhang Tingting laughed wildly: "Wow haha! Forty to seventy thousand! Take it off!"
Taketatsu Ayana and Hanazawa Kana were equally excited and shouted: "Take it off! Take it off!"
Shangguan Nengren curled his lips and said: "Pay attention to your image, you are all women, don't make yourself look like a gangster."
"Hmph! Who said that only men can be gangsters? From now on, we women must also fight back!"
Zhang Tingting's tough answer made Shangguan Nengren sweat. He suddenly thought of a piece of news he saw a few months ago. It seemed that somewhere, a tough lady raped a good man in the street. As a result,
After it was reported by the media, many males often wandered there for a period of time, hoping to meet the same 'tragic fate' as that good man and woman. Unfortunately, they were very unlucky, and the female gangster never appeared again.
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However, although it did not appear, the strong performance of the female gangster reflected the beginning of the outbreak of gangster habits among women today. From now on, the word rape will not only appear on men, but women will also rebel against it in anger.
Attack!
However, for the majority of male creatures, they are eager for more female gangsters to appear!