The night breeze was blowing softly, and it felt very comfortable on the face. The Shangguan capable man was riding his bicycle on the wide road, feeling extremely happy. For a hard-working man who had been a hard worker for more than ten years, he suddenly turned into a pretentious criminal.
, that kind of pleasure cannot be described in words.
September has just entered, and people's habits are still stuck in the hot summer. Many roadside barbecue stalls have not closed. There are still many customers bringing their relatives and friends to enjoy delicious barbecue, laugh about national affairs, and talk about family affairs.
For ordinary people, this is also a kind of happiness.
Passing by a barbecue stall, Shangguan Nengren felt a little hungry. He thought that he had made a thousand dollars fishing at noon, and had robbed more than five thousand dollars just now. He was now more or less a 'rich man'. Since he was a rich man, there was nothing wrong with enjoying delicious food occasionally.
Bar!
He stopped the car in front of the store, found an empty seat and sat down: "Boss, please bring forty skewers of mutton skewers, ten skewers of vegetables, and a can of ice-cold Coke."
"Okay! Wait a minute, that's good!" The bosses are a couple, in their forties, a small shop of less than 20 square meters, but there is plenty of space at the door, with six small tables, all four-seater, except for the top
There are also two seats of sensual people, one with four people and the other with two people. They are all young men. There are many beer bottles on the table and on the floor.
Shangguan Nengren was waiting, and the tone of the four people's seat gradually became louder.
"Damn it! That bastard just thought our family was easy to bully. I wasn't at home at the time. If I were at home, I would have to chop that bastard to death!" This was a young man with a crew cut, who looked about seventeen or eighteen years old.
, average-looking, shirtless, showing off his tendons and tattoos, he is tall enough, and has an imposing figure.
Opposite him, a young man with a 37-year-old temperament advised: "Forget it! If you really want to chop him to death, your life will be over. You can't afford to get involved in it for a scumbag."
Another young man said: "But we can't let that bastard get too arrogant. Let's get some sacks ready and let that bastard suffer a little first!"
The last young man was the most ruthless: "Why bother? Tomorrow I will prepare some gasoline bottles and throw them at their house. I will burn the house down first!"
Hearing these words, the two young men at the other table got scared and hurriedly paid and left. The boss and his wife had bitter looks on their faces. Today's business was messed up by these four people, and they lost at least more than two hundred.
"Young man, your mutton skewers and vegetable skewers." Fortunately, the capable man from Shangguan came and one person ordered enough for three or four people. The boss naturally welcomed him warmly: "There is also iced Coke, do you want anything else?"
The boss was so enthusiastic that Shangguan Nengren was embarrassed and said with a dry smile: "Then... bake two more steamed buns and add more chili noodles."
"Okay!" Although the two steamed buns are not much, you can still make a profit. No matter how small the mosquito is, it is still meat!
The four young men became more and more excited as they talked, and their voices became louder and louder. They even started pounding the table and hitting the chairs, as if the whole world didn't know how awesome they were.
Shangguan Nengren frowned, his good mood was ruined.
"Brothers!" Unable to bear it anymore, Shangguan Nengren stood up and said, "Keep your voice down, this is not your home. Who are you showing off by making such a big fuss!"
"Fuck! Who are you talking about? You're looking for death!" The four of them looked at it and asked, "What's going on? How dare you interfere with our brother's business? Isn't this the Tai Sui's trouble, the old man hanged himself!" The four of them stood up together and stared at Shangguan capable man fiercely.
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Shangguan Nengren has no fear. In his opinion, these four idiots are idle members of society who have nothing to do, commonly known as gangsters. The more afraid you are of such people, the more arrogant they will be. To deal with them, just one
The solution is to beat his motherfucker.
"Don't be so fucking shameless. Even if you come ten more times, it's just food. If you want to eat well, if you don't want to eat, pay the check and get out of here. Don't be so fucking shameless!" Shangguan capable man picked up the unopened can of Coke and put his right hand on it.
As soon as I squeezed it, I heard a popping sound, and the Coke can exploded instantly, and the "qi" flew out in all directions, even on people with high senses.
This hand shocked the four young men. They thought they were strong, but they couldn't crush an unopened Coke. How strong is this? Let alone Shangguan capable man who didn't use his full strength.
In addition to Shangguan Nengren's calm performance before, the four young men have not lost their minds even though they drank a lot of wine. The one who split up at 37 seems to have the clearest head and said quickly: "Forget it, let's drink.
It’s a bit big, don’t affect others. Boss! Check out!”
"Hey! It's coming, it's coming!" The boss was happy, as he had sent these four plague gods away.
After paying the bill, the four young men took the uneaten skewers and left carefully. Just as Shangguan Ren expected, they were a group of cowards who bullied the weak and feared the strong. They thought they were young and Dangerous boys with dyed hair and tattoos.
Well, if you stick it down, it's actually just a piece of rotten tofu.
The female boss was clearing the table, and the male boss quickly got a can of iced Coke: "Young man, thank you just now. These four people have been here to scare people since seven o'clock. Many people are afraid to come here. It's really thanks to you that this
The can of Coke is mine, just drink it."
Shangguan Nengren twitched his lips and said, "Thank you, boss."
I really know how to do business. I just wasted my coke in order to drive away those four gangsters. To help you, I have to think of you. I can’t be too shameless!
"Didi——"
A siren sounded, and Shangguan Nengren turned his head to look, and was amused: "Police sister, have you just gotten off work?"
A police car had just stopped on the side of the road, and a beautiful woman wearing a police uniform was revealed through the car window. Who could it be if it wasn't Xu Jingru?
Xu Jingru laughed, got out of the car, walked to sit opposite Shangguan Nengren, and put her police hat on the table: "Little brother, what a surprise! I squeezed the Coke to bursting."
Just now she heard a lot of commotion here from a distance, and when she came over, she happened to see Shangguan Nengren crushing the cola and shocking the four people. She thought of the scene when Shangguan Nengren killed two gangsters by himself.
Sensual people are more interested.
Shangguan Nengren waved his hand: "It's nothing, just a stronger grip. By the way, police sister, are you on patrol?"
Xu Jingru shook her head: "No, I just got off work. I'm hungry. Come here and have something to eat. Did you just get out of school?"
"That's right! Studying late at night, senior high school students can't afford to get hurt!" Shangguan Nengren complained to Xu Jingru with a bitter look on his face.
Xu Jingru listened with a smile. When she was in high school, she also had such an experience. She sympathized with the hardships of Shangguan capable people. But after all these years, she just regarded it as an experience in life. It was ups and downs, bitter, spicy, and salty. The experience of her senior year in high school was
'bitter'.
When she heard Shangguan Nao complain, Xu Jingru ordered some skewers and two bottles of beer.
Seeing Xu Jingru actually asking for beer while driving, she was shocked and said: "Sister Police, are you going to drink now?"
"What nonsense! Of course I want to drink it now." Xu Jingru rolled her eyes and didn't ask for a screwdriver. She pushed the bottle cap with her thumb and opened it with a snap.
"Wow! That's awesome!" Shangguan capable man marveled.
Xu Jingru took a gulp of cold beer, breathed a sigh of relief, and said proudly: "That's right, let alone opening bottle caps, my sister can break five bricks with one hand and break a wooden stake with one kick."
"Uh..." Shangguan Nengren sweated profusely and said with a wry smile: "Sister, you came by car, so you are not afraid of drunk driving!"
"Two bottles of beer are not considered drunk driving. Sister, my highest record is one box of beer and two bottles of Erguotou. This little bit of wine is nothing!" Xu Jingru said proudly.
Shangguan Nengren waterfall sweats!
What a scary police sister! She is indeed a female tyrannosaurus, she is so ferocious even when she drinks!
Xu Jingru is very forthright and talks like a gentleman. Shangguan Nengren is particularly relaxed when chatting with her. She can even discuss in person whether Lola Takizawa or Maria Ozawa is better? This eldest sister,
One word - fierce!
After two bottles of beer, Xu Jingru felt that it was not satisfying enough, so she ordered two more bottles. Shangguan Nengren wiped the sweat from her forehead: "Sister, you can't drink any more, or you will really end up driving drunk."
"What are you afraid of for drunk driving? My sister is a policeman. I wonder which bastard would dare to arrest me?" Xu Jingru was full of pride.
Shangguan capable man Genghis Khan.
This...is this what the police should say?
The boss and the wife next to me were sweating coldly, what evil have we done! We just sent away the four gods of plague, and here comes Diablo again. You won’t form a group to come to our shop to buy equipment, right?
Fortunately, Xu Jingru still had some sense and didn't ask for any more after drinking these two bottles. However, in the eyes of Shangguan capable people, it was not that she didn't want it, but that she was full and couldn't hold it in her stomach. Fortunately, there was no toilet nearby, otherwise Xu Jingru's
Because of my temper, I can still drink a few bottles after coming out of the toilet.
"I'm full!" Xu Jingru took out a tissue and wiped her mouth, then burped: "Little brother, do you want my sister to give you a ride?"
Shangguan Nengren had almost eaten and shook his head: "I understand my sister's kindness, but I still want to live for two more years, so I have to live up to my sister's kindness."
"Huh?" Xu Jingru raised her eyebrows: "What's the matter? You're making fun of my sister, right?"
"No, no!" Shangguan Jingren refused to admit it: "In front of you is my home. If it's worth it, let my sister see it off. You've been busy all day, so you'd better go home early and rest, otherwise I'll feel sorry for you."
"Haha, this sounds like words." Xu Jingru stood up with a police hat: "Boss, pay the bill."
"No, no, no, no!" Shangguan capable man said quickly: "It's so easy to meet my sister. I'm very happy. I'm going to treat you to this meal."
"You? Hahaha..." Xu Jingru looked at Shangguan capable person and laughed: "You are still a student! You should keep the pocket money for yourself! Sister... um... eh?"
Xu Jingru put her hand in her pocket, her expression changed, she immediately took it out, and moved to another pocket, but her front and back pockets were all empty, except that she didn't take out a dime.
Xu Jingru blushed, her arrogance disappeared in an instant, and she looked at Shangguan Nengren coyly: "Well... little brother, you... um... can you..."
"..."
"Hahahaha..." Shangguan Nengren pointed at Xu Jingru and slapped the table with laughter, tears falling from his eyes.
"Sister... you... you... I'm so convinced." Shangguan Nengren almost choked with laughter, but when he saw Xu Jingru's fierce eyes, he quickly wiped his tears and murmured for a long time before taking out his lunch from his pocket.
After earning a thousand yuan, he said to his boss: "Boss, how much is the total?"
Seeing the capable man Shangguan take out so many red old men's heads at once, Xu Jingru was surprised and said: "Where did you get the money?"
Shangguan Ningren laughed and told about the fishing at noon. When Xu Jingru heard this, she exclaimed: "I didn't expect there to be such a big grass carp in Mingshui Lake. You are really good at it."
"Haha, it's not bad!"
When the bill was settled, the total for the two of them was eighty-nine, which was much cheaper than in a hotel.
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