Chapter 24 Little Loli, do you want to go fishing for goldfish?
"Genius, genius..." After the exam was over, King Yama read the test paper of Shangguan Nengren. He immediately slurred his words and snarled. Whether it was the basic knowledge score or the comprehension score, all scores were perfect, even for the composition.
The writing is colorful and the literary talent is outstanding. Even as a teacher, he felt that it was an original sin to deduct points.
Looking at the perfect score he finally scored, King Yama's eyes flashed lustfully, and his face was filled with a lewd giggle.
What is genius? This is it!
"The English scores are out!" After the English teacher finished giving the scores to Shangguan capable people, several teachers gathered around and asked, "How many scores?"
The English teacher's face was filled with excitement and a hint of shame: "Full marks! Absolutely perfect marks. You can even use some grammar better than me. Ashamed, ashamed!"
"Hiss~~~" Several other teachers took a breath at the same time. They are actually higher than the English teacher. Are they still high school students? Are they such monsters?
Soon, the math score came out, and it was also a perfect score without any suspense. However, Zhang Wenlin, the favorite disciple of the math teacher, was careless on one question this time, and got 'only' 98 points. This is because the math teacher deliberately lowered the difficulty of other test papers.
case.
People make mistakes and horses make mistakes. Countless seniors in China have used their thousands of years of experience to leave precious wealth of experience to the Chinese people. Even if you have absolute strength, a small mistake can be fatal.
What is the advantage of Shangguan Nengren? The advantage is that in all the problems he faces, as long as it is within the range of the system's capabilities, the success rate is 100%. He is as precise as a robot and will never make mistakes.
But there is also a weakness. If the value exceeds the range of his ability, he will definitely be blind. Unlike some people who will perform beyond their level in difficult or desperate situations, the ability value of a Shangguan capable person has always been maintained at 100% and will not decline.
It will not rise, so if you want to defeat someone with higher ability than him, you can only expect the opponent to make mistakes or abnormalities. Obviously, Zhang Wenlin made a mistake this time.
"With perfect marks in all three subjects, this Shangguan capable person is really a monster." Several teachers sighed.
"Don't worry!" King Yama remained calm: "Shangguan Neng's weakness is biology. This time, biology questions account for half of the comprehensive science questions. Let's look at the final score."
After hearing this, several teachers turned their attention to the three teachers of physics, biology, and chemistry. The physics and chemistry teachers took the lead in scoring. Because the number of questions was small, the results were obtained quickly.
"Full score of 25 points in physics."
"25 points in Chemistry."
The scoring results of the two teachers aroused another wave of exclamation, and then the finale came.
The biology teacher was sitting in the military tent, holding a pen in his hand, pointing at the test paper, and ticking the boxes as fast as a ghost.
Yes! Yes! Yes! Still right!
Hook! Hook! Hook! Still hook!
Correct! Correct! Correct! Still correct!
The biology teacher's eyes were wide open! The hand holding the exam paper was shaking, and his voice was flowing.
"Full...full marks..."
Wow——
Teachers from all subjects were shocked!
The test paper is based on the college entrance examination! The difficulty is about 20% more difficult than last year's college entrance examination paper. Even so, Shangguan Nengren got full marks! What does this mean? It means that Shangguan Nengren is likely to become the first in the history of North China No. 1 Middle School.
The first top scorer in the National Science College Entrance Examination! It also means that every Shangguan capable teacher in various subjects present may be promoted to a higher level during the next professional title evaluation, with a salary increase and a huge bonus...
"Genius, genius, genius..." King Yama said with a crooked look and began to talk nonsense again.
The other teachers were no less willing to give in. They had nosebleeds and diapers, but one teacher was even more cruel.
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Not to mention the ugly behavior of those teachers, after Shangguan capable person finished the exam, before he had time to breathe a sigh of relief, Liu Yilan, a little lolita, came to the door.
Today, Sunday, Shangguan Yi went to play chess with his old chess friends after lunch. Li Xinhong also had a little itchy hands and went to the mahjong parlor to play mahjong. When Liu Yilan came, Shangguan Nengren was at home alone.
"Brother, I'm here." After opening the door, Liu Yilan in loose clothes appeared in front of Shangguan capable person. The little loli had a sunny smile on her face and a bag of fruit in her hand: "It's my first time here, and I don't know how to prepare.
What, this bit of fruit..."
Shangguan Nengren covered his face with one hand and said with a wry smile: "Okay, it's not a blind date. What kind of things did you bring? Come in quickly!"
Hearing the word 'blind date', Liu Yilan blushed and smiled shyly: "Excuse me."
Really educated. This is Shangguan capable people's impression of Liu Yilan.
"Is the eldest brother the only one at home?" Sitting on the sofa, Liu Yilan felt a little nervous.
"Yes!" Shangguan Ningren poured a glass of water and handed it to Liu Yilan, and sat down opposite her: "I said you are brave enough. We have only known each other for a week, and after talking on the phone several times, you dare to come to my house.
You’re not afraid of what I’ll do to you!”
Liu Yilan blushed, showing a little shyness, and smiled: "No, brother is not a bad person, and besides, my figure is not attractive to men."
Speaking of this, Liu Yilan subconsciously touched her chest. It was really... so flat!
A huge drop of sweat appeared from Shangguan Nengren's head, and he said with a wry smile: "What are you doing? You are too young to learn anything."
"Ah!" Liu Yilan quickly took her hand off, her face so red that she was about to smoke: "I...I didn't mean it."
Although the little loli has small breasts, her shy look is really cute. Shangguan Ningren couldn't help but pursed her lips and smiled and said: "Okay, I just said it casually, don't worry about it."
After all, she is still a little girl, so her words should not be too sharp. From this point of view, we can see the weakness of men. Today's social environment is that men must be gentle and considerate to women, and they must love women, otherwise they are not good men, but
On the contrary, women can use their venomous tongue to humiliate and attack men, and enjoy men's money and love as a matter of course.
The most irritating thing is some dating shows, where a bunch of female guests point at a man and ridicule them without limit, but the man can only hold it in and cannot retaliate. Once he retaliates, he will be labeled as having no grace, not a man, etc.
hat.
You women are so happy, how do you let us men deal with ourselves? Men today are so mean! Even after being scolded, you still find ways to please women. What a mean person.
A Shangguan capable person does not consider himself a mean person. He has never deliberately tried to please anyone. Anyway, under equal conditions, you respect me and I respect you.
You don’t respect me, but I respect you too;
You don’t respect me yet, but I still respect you;
You never respect me, but I always respect you;
If you don't respect me, I'll kill you!
If you don't respect me, I'll get slapped with you! You'll be sorry for yourself if I don't kill you!
For some bitches, Shangguan capable people will not learn the country's foreign policy. Hit them when they need to be beaten, slap them when they need to be slapped, and deal with them when they need to be dealt with. Otherwise, they will think that you are easy to bully.
Liu Yilan scratched her head and said with a smile: "Brother, do you have time now?"
"how?"
"I want to go fishing with you." Liu Yilan looked at Shangguan Nengren with bright eyes, full of expectation.
"Uh..." A picture suddenly appeared in Shangguan Ningren's mind. A wretched middle-aged man was holding a lollipop and passing by a kindergarten. He showed a wretched smile to the little lolita after school and said: "Little girl."
Loli, do you want to eat a lollipop? Yes! If you want, go fishing for goldfish with your uncle, okay?"
He shook his head vigorously to throw this obscene picture out of his mind, and smiled bitterly to himself: What are you thinking about?
Seeing Shangguan Ningren shaking his head, Liu Yilan misunderstood and thought he didn't want to go. She couldn't help but look sad and said: "If it doesn't work, forget it."
"Uh... it's not impossible." Seeing Liu Yilan's injured look, Shangguan Nengren said helplessly: "You seem to like fishing very much!"
"Yes, I like it very much." When she mentioned fishing, Liu Yilan's eyes regained her light and she nodded repeatedly: "My father likes fishing very much. He often took me with him when I was a child. Gradually, I also fell in love with the tranquility while fishing, and I also
That feeling of surprise when a fish takes the bait..."
Liu Yilan talked eloquently and poured out many of her past happy memories about fishing. Shangguan Nengren also likes fishing, but he is not as obsessed with it as Liu Yilan. But when it comes to fishing, both of them are in high spirits and exchange fishing information with each other.
Past events and experiences.
When it comes to fishing skills, Shangguan Nengren discovered that Liu Yilan is really very strong, at least much better than him. From the fishing environment, the choice of fishing rods, the special configuration of bait, etc., everything is much better than him.
Liu Yilan, on the other hand, found that Shangguan Nengren didn't seem to talk much about fishing techniques, so she couldn't help but ask: "Brother, you are so good at fishing, you must have your own exclusive secret recipe!"
Exclusive secret recipe? Is this fishing? Or selling medicine?
Shangguan Nengren smiled bitterly: "There is no exclusive secret recipe, just like everyone else."
"Impossible!" Liu Yilan said with disbelief: "If you were like others, how could you catch such a big fish?"
"That's luck..."
"That's not luck!" Liu Yilan stared at Shangguan Nengren extremely seriously: "That can't be luck!"
"Uh..." Shangguan Nengren wondered, is it just luck? Why are you so serious?
Shangguan Nengren vaguely saw a kind of "paranoia" characteristic in Liu Yilan.
"Ah? I'm sorry!" Realizing that she had lost her composure, Liu Yilan blushed and quickly lowered her head to apologize.
How cute! Little lolita who know their mistakes and can correct them are always liked by people, even the capable people like them.
"Haha, it's okay." He smiled and waved his hand. Shangguan Nengren looked at the time. It was two-thirty in the afternoon. There was no problem with the time.
Rubbing his face, he stood up and said, "Let's go!"
"Ah!? Where to go?" Liu Yilan raised her head with doubts in her eyes.
So cute!
Shangguan Nengren really wants to pinch her face, but Liu Yilan is already a junior high school student. A half-grown girl who has entered the developmental stage cannot have her face pinched at will like a child under ten years old.
Resisting the impulse, Shangguan capable man smiled slightly: "Don't you want to go fishing? While there is still some time, I will go with you."
"Really!?" Liu Yilan stood up with surprise on her face and almost spilled the water.
"Be careful!" Shangguan Jingren quickly stabilized the water glass.
"Ah! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" Liu Yilan blushed and apologized repeatedly.
Shangguan Nengren waved his hand: "It's okay, but let's talk about it first. I only have a fishing rod, nothing more."
Liu Yilan breathed a sigh of relief and said, "It doesn't matter. I brought the fishing rod with me when I came here. It's just downstairs!"
"downstairs?"
Shangguan Nengren packed up the fishing gear and walked downstairs to find out that Liu Yilan came here on an electric tricycle. There was a tool box under the electric tricycle seat, and the fishing gear was placed in it.
"It seems you are well prepared!" Shangguan Nengren smiled and flicked Liu Yilan's forehead.
Liu Yilan smiled and handed the car keys to Shangguan Nengren: "Brother, please take me! Let's go to Mingshui Lake."
"This is my first time riding an electric tricycle." Shangguan Ningren took the key with a fresh energy.
I have ridden a tricycle at my grandma's house before, but this is my first time riding an electric tricycle.
Liu Yilan took the bucket from the capable man Shangguan, jumped briskly into the back seat of the car and sat down, laughing and saying: "Brother, let's go!"
"Hmm..." Mr. Shangguan inserted the key into the keyhole, twisted it, and the indicator lights on the front of the car came on. He sat on the car seat, held the handlebar with his right hand, and gently applied force. The electric power started, and the electric three
The wheel moves forward slowly.
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