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Chapter 30 I am a genius

When Xu Jingru was observing Xiang Beibei, Shangguan Nengren seemed to sense something and glanced out the window.

"What are you looking at?" Xiang Beibei asked softly with his delicate calves folded together and a faint smile on his face.

"I didn't see anything." Shangguan Ningren shook his head, drank up the remaining apple juice, and said with a smile, "Would you like anything else? I'm treating you today."

"Oh?" Xiang Beibei looked at him and smiled: "Are you rich?"

In the past few days, I have been asking Beibei for charity every morning. It’s embarrassing for Shangguan Nengren to be a big man. Now that I have money, I always have to return the favor.

"Well, I'm rich."

Shangguan Nengren took out the business card of Little Flathead and handed it to Xiang Beibei.

"What is this?" Xiang Beibei took it and it read: Koi Seafood City, General Manager: Wang Jinli, as well as the address and contact information.

"The little guy with the flat head who bought fish last time, today..." Shangguan Nengren recounted what happened in Mingshui Lake today with a smile. Although the little guy with the flat head was a bit immodest, from the perspective of a businessman,

It's quite reputable, and at least it's really fun to give money. In the future, with such an ATM, Shangguan capable people won't be as embarrassed as they were a few days ago.

"Not bad!" Xiang Beibei pushed the business card back and chuckled: "You have this unique skill of fishing, and you will definitely become famous in the future. There are many fishing competitions in the world, and the championship bonus is very generous."

"Well, brother is really good at fishing. As long as he participates in the competition, he will definitely be the champion." Liu Yilan finally waited for the topic she wanted to hear, licked the ice cream at the corner of her mouth, and looked at Shangguan capable man with admiration on her face.

Shangguan Nengren smiled and touched Liu Yilan's head: "Don't praise me, your tail is already raised."

"Hehe, I'm serious!" Liu Yilan said with a sweet smile full of enjoyment.

Xiang Beibei looked at the two of them, and the big hand on his head seemed particularly warm. Liu Yilan's smile was so innocent and sweet, while Xiang Beibei's eyes were misty, as if he was remembering.

He lowered his head and drank up the apple juice, stood up to Beibei, and smiled slightly: "I have something else to do, so I'll leave first. Remember to pay the bill for me."

"Are you leaving now?" Shangguan Nengren stood up: "I also want to buy you another drink!"

Xiang Beibei looked at him with a smile and hooked her fingers.

"Uh..." Shangguan Ningren wiped the sweat from his forehead and put his ear to it.

Xiang Beibei put her soft lips to his ear and blew a gentle breath of hot air, carrying the fragrance of apples. Shangguan Neng's ears felt itchy, his lower abdomen felt hot, and his face turned red.

"I'm waiting for your Shangri-La meal! Haha." Xiang Beibei raised his head, looked at Shangguan Ningren's red face and astonished expression, and left the cold drink shop with a smile.

In the square, in the police car, Xu Jingru looked gloomy and smacked the steering wheel: "This little vixen dares to seduce my little brother, he has no shame!"

He started the police car and followed him again.

In the store, Liu Yilan saw Shangguan Man with a red face, and felt sour in her heart: Brother really likes women with big breasts.

Squeezing her flat chest, the little loli cried secretly.

Shangguan Nengren was still thinking about the meaning of Xiang Beibei's words. For some reason, he always felt that there was something wrong in his words and couldn't figure it out.

Shaking his head, Shangguan Nengren saw that Liu Yilan had finished eating the ice cream and smiled slightly: "Let's go!"



At dusk, a flaming cloud adds a chilling air to the sky, just like the setting sun is like blood. This environment is very suitable for describing the cruelty after a war. Somewhere, some young writers were inspired to write a series of ironclad chapters.

The generous lament of bones.

North China No. 1 Middle School, Grade 2 Class 2, the students who were preparing for evening self-study were a little nervous. The results of this morning's test will soon be announced. Everyone wants to know whether they have made progress or regressed?

In such a tense atmosphere, Xiang Beibei, who was sitting by the window on the left, looked at Shangguan capable man who had his earphones plugged in and was shaking his head while listening to music. He couldn't help but take his little feet out of his shoes and kicked his calf.

"Uh..." Shangguan Nengren turned to look at Xiang Beibei and took off his headphones: "Hiccup?"

Xiang Beibei narrowed his eyes and said with a strange smile: "You are very relaxed! Are you so sure?"

"Uh, it's okay! It's nothing unexpected. I shouldn't deduct a few points." For the sake of his privilege, Shangguan Nengren took every question very seriously during the exam. He even checked it three times to make sure there were no problems before submitting the paper. According to his estimation,

, except for some comprehension questions and essays, he got nine out of ten scores, with a total score of 400. He probably scored above 390, maybe even 395 if he was better. If he couldn't get first place in the class with this score, he would have nothing to say.

Said.

"Oh? Then do I want to congratulate you in advance?" Xiang Beibei smiled.

Congratulations to me? I don’t dare to accept your congratulations.

Shangguan Nengren coughed dryly: "That's not necessary, the scores haven't come out yet! Let's wait until they come out."

Xiang Beibei stuffed her little feet into her shoes and smiled: "Then just read and study hard and don't shake your head."

"Uh, but I've read all the books for the senior year of high school!" Shangguan Nengren said.

"Then it depends on the university."

"..."

Encountering such a deskmate, Shangguan Nengren had no choice but to lie on the table with a sigh and simply take a nap.

Unknowingly, the evening self-study began. King Yama walked into the classroom with papers in his arms, stood on the podium, and looked at the capable man sleeping on the table. He was delighted with a hint of helplessness: This brat is lawless now.

Okay, what will happen next?

"Cough!" He coughed hard, waking up Shangguan capable man. He raised his head with sleepy eyes, rubbed his eyes, and saw King Yama staring at him. He immediately sat upright without squinting.

King Yama looked satisfied and said: "This time, because the questions are easier, everyone's average score is three to five points higher than last time, but this is not something to be happy about. The next exam will be more difficult."

The magnitude has increased, and I hope students will be mentally prepared.”

There was a sudden burst of sighs in the class.

"Quiet!" King Yama clapped his hands on the board and said, "Before reading the results, I want to announce something."

When everything calmed down, King Yama gave a dry cough and said: "As is known to all, Shangguan Nengren's classmate has made a request for privileges, so in response to the request, this time Shangguan Nengren's test paper will be based on the college entrance examination questions, and on this basis,

The difficulty level was increased by 20%. Originally, according to teachers’ expectations, a Shangguan capable person with a combined score of about 320 in the four subjects would have the strength to be admitted to a first-class university. If he could score 350, he would definitely be able to go to Peking University, Tsinghua University, etc.

A top-notch university.”

Speaking of this, the students in the class whispered, wondering what score Shangguan Nengren got in the exam?

"Be quiet." King Yama clapped his hands on the board, and when it became quiet again, his face flushed with excitement, and said: "But the teacher never expected that Shangguan Nengren actually got full marks in four subjects, a full 400 points.

score."

boom--

The whole class was in an uproar!

"impossible!"

"How can someone get perfect marks on the test!?"

"Cheating! I must have cheated!"

"Fart! Shangguan Nengren has been taking the exam on the podium. It is impossible to cheat. Besides, you can cheat and get 400 points!"

"This time I am absolutely convinced that 2012 is really coming and we are all finished. Hurry up and enjoy life while you are still alive!"

Little Daidai entered a state of panic again: "Aliens... aliens invaded the earth..."

Zhang Tingting looked at Shangguan capable person with astonishment on her face. She couldn't believe that this person who asked her to copy her homework last year could actually get such incredible results.

Xiang Beibei squinted his eyes and stared at the proud face of Shangguan capable man, with a smile on his lips.

Shangguan Nengren didn't expect that he could score 400 points in the test. This was considered an explosion of character. If he was asked to take the test again, he couldn't guarantee that he would get a perfect score, but he could guarantee a score of 390 or above.

But these are not important anymore. What is important is that the privileges he expected have finally been obtained. From then on, he can finally live a decadent high school life, hahaha!

King Yama took out the four test papers alone and said: "Shangguan capable people, come to the podium and tell everyone about your study experience."

This is a consistent practice of schools and teachers. The best students tell other students about their learning experiences. Although they are all false and empty words, they may not be suitable for other students, but all schools follow this model and set an example!

Shangguan Nengren cursed in his heart: My experience is to continuously upgrade the "Decathlon", but I just won't tell you, hum hum, won't tell you, won't tell you, won't tell you...

He stepped up to the podium, took his test paper from King Yama, and glanced at it for a moment. He didn't look at anything else but the scores at the top. When he saw each 100-point score, he felt extremely happy and extremely happy.

King Yama smiled and said: "Shangguan capable man, come on! Tell us about your learning experience."

"Okay." Shangguan Ningren nodded and stood in the center of the podium, looking down at the classmates. Seeing the faces with different expressions, Shangguan Ningren smiled slightly and said: "Dear classmates, my

Learning experience is nothing more than two words..."

Shangguan Nengren picked up a piece of chalk, turned around and wrote two big words on the blackboard - Genius!

Seeing these two words, King Yama's face turned dark, and the students under the podium also turned pale and pale.

Shangguan Nengren turned around and looked at all his classmates and smiled slightly: "The so-called genius is 99% sweat and 1% inspiration!"

After hearing these words, King Yama's face returned to normal and showed a look of approval: Well said! Geniuses also have to pay 99% of their sweat, and only hard work is the real way to success.

The students under the podium, however, all murmured in unison, disapproving of Shangguan Nengren's words. They could be summed up in three words - fake and empty!

But then, Shangguan Nengren said something else: "But! That 1% of inspiration is ten thousand times more important than 99% of sweat!"

After saying that, in the astonishment of the whole class, the Shangguan capable person looked up to the sky and laughed wildly: "Wow hahaha! You know it! My secret is - I am a genius! You ordinary people can't learn it! Wow hahaha -

—”

As soon as the words came out of his mouth, King Yama turned livid on the spot, foamed at the mouth, and passed out. There was a lot of yelling and cursing under the podium.

"Holy shit!"

"I'll fuck your genius asshole to death!"

"How fucking dare you say that!"

"The cows are flying in the sky! Because you keep blowing!"

Amidst the shouts and curses, the capable Shangguan man laughed and walked down the stage with the paper. As for King Yama, who was unconscious on the stage, everyone had long ignored him. (King Yama: "...")

***************

My right eye is a little swollen and painful today, but I don't see any swelling. I don't know why?

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