In the evening, Shangguan Nengren was busy having supper in the south room. Lin Qiuyun sat at the door of the house with a small stool, touching his lips, looking at Shangguan Nengren, and smiling foolishly.
When Shangguan Nengren left in the afternoon, Lin Qiuyun was really in pain. Her heart seemed to be torn apart and she was in pain. But Shangguan Nengren came back, allowing her who had just fallen into the abyss to return to the world... No, it's up.
Arrived in heaven.
Kissing is such a sacred word for a girl who keeps her first kiss. It is extremely perfect for giving her first kiss to the man she likes. This afternoon, it was like a dream.
First there is a nightmare, then there is a beautiful dream.
"Don't smile foolishly, come and serve the dishes." Shangguanren shouted at Lin Qiuyun.
"Here you come." Lin Qiuyun stood up, jumped to the south room, took the fried mushrooms from Shangguanren, and pouted his little mouth with a red face: "Brother Ren, um~~~"
Shangguan Nengren lowered his head and kissed her, smiled and bounced her little cerebral: "You're satisfied!"
"Hehe..." Lin Qiuyun swung his cheerful ponytail and jumped to the west room.
At six o'clock in the evening, just as Shangguan Nengren finished preparing the last seaweed soup, a knock on the door came.
"Who?" Lin Qiuyun ran to open the door. As soon as the door opened, Lin Qiuyun was shocked: "Sister-in-law!? Why are you..."
The person who came was Xiang Beibei.
He smiled at Beibei and said, "I went to find someone from the police station to withdraw the case. You can set up a stall tomorrow, but I still couldn't bear it if I let my husband stay here alone, so I decided to stay.
Take care of my husband and wait until my husband finishes everything here, and then go back to North China together.”
"Yes...is it!" Lin Qiuyun was originally full of joy. She could live a two-person world with Shangguan Nengren. Unexpectedly, after only two hours of happiness, she fell back from heaven and returned to the world. This was not the same for Lin Qiuyun.
A small blow.
Slutty girl, work hard! The future belongs to you, but now... it belongs to your sister-in-law.
"You didn't tell me?" Xiang Beibei's arrival also surprised Shangguan Nengren. Obviously, this is different from the decision he made when he was separated.
He narrowed his eyes and smiled at Beibei: "I can't watch my husband alone in a foreign land! Our children are now being taken by grandparents, so I have plenty of time to accompany you."
"Child...child!?" Shangguan Nengren and Lin Qiuyun were both dumbfounded.
"What's going on? We... have children?" Shangguan Nengren pointed at himself in disbelief, then pointed at Beibei.
He nodded to Beibei with a smile: "Yes, our child is called Marshal Shangguan, he is a boy."
"Ren...Ren...Ren...Ren already has children!?" This news caused a great blow to Lin Qiuyun. She originally thought that the above-mentioned functional people were now at the age of the current functional people, so even if they were to Beibei, they would not have children.
It is the wife of Shangguan Ren. Lin Qiuyun may not have no chance to seize the opportunity. Unexpectedly, not long after this idea arose, he was wiped out by Xiang Beibei in a basin of cold water. Lin Qiuyun was completely spartan.
.
"Baibei..." Shangguan Nengren grabbed Beibei's hand: "When did we have children? How old are they?"
He smiled slightly at Beibei: "Our child was born on July 22 this year, and it is less than three months old."
"What!?" Shangguan Nengren suddenly became anxious: "Our child is so young, how can we throw him to grandparents for taking care of him? Alas? No!"
Shangguan Nengren suddenly thought of something and looked at Beibei in confusion: "You... seem to have no breasts!"
When the two of them were having sex in the afternoon, Shangguan Nengren did not see any sign of Xiang Beibei having milk. If their child was really only more than three months old, Xiang Beibei should have milk!
He narrowed his eyes and smiled at Beibei: "Our children are different from other children, so they were weaned very early. You didn't suck my breasts shortly after our child was born... and it gradually disappeared.
”
"Ahem..." Such a restrictive topic is like eating and drinking water. Shangguanren admires Xiang Beibei's straightforwardness.
"Let's eat! Eat." Thinking of living under the same roof with your wife and the "concubine" I just took in the future, Shangguan Nengren felt that he couldn't describe it.
This supper... is quite lively. Xiang Beibei and Lin Qiuyun can talk very well. After a while, the name of sisters is called, Xiang Beibei is too "noble". Lin Qiuyun is more of a kind of person who is facing Xiang Beibei.
The mood of worship and awe seems unequal. Basically, they say whatever they are to Beibei, and Lin Qiuyun is completely in a passive state.
What's going to be like this kind of relationship between master and slave? Hello?
Just after dinner, Liang Mengmeng and Liang Huanhuan came here to play. When they saw Xiang Beibei, a fairy-like beauty, the two sisters' eyes flashed with a strong sense of surprise, and Xiang Beibei also looked at the pair with interest.
sisters.
After some exchange, I found that this was a pair of pretty weird sisters. Liang Mengmeng had a little low IQ and seemed a little stupid, but she was very honest. She never told lies and would do her best to do anything.
My sister Liang Huanhuan is even more interesting.
People look a little cold, but they always laugh when they speak. Although they smile a little stiffly or even a bit fake, it is always a new thing to see smiling faces that are ugly than crying. But this is the time
What is necessary is that Liang Huanhuan has a high IQ. Although she is still a little immature, she can always point out her essence. In front of her, fraud will not work.
But Xiang Beibei is a smiling girl who is piled up by lies. Ordinary people can't guess which sentence Xiang Beibei is a lie? Which sentence is the truth? The two of them collided together, and it was difficult to get rid of it.
Sparks of imagination.
"Huanhuan******, you are so cute, there must be many seductive boys in school who secretly love you!" Xiang Beibei smiled.
Liang Huanhuan stared at Xiang Beibei's face, squeezed out a stiff smile, and said, "Don't treat me as a child. Although I am just a primary school student, I am very mature."
"Then what brand of cosmetics do you like to use? What brand of bags do you like?"
"Do you think I, a primary school student, would use that kind of thing?"
"Do you like a boy in school?"
"What does it mean if you ask a primary school student about love?"
"In a few days, it will be Zhou Jiebang's concert. I have bought tickets. Do you want to go and see them together?"
"I prefer double-handed."
"You are quite cute!"
"Don't talk to me in a 'I'm cuter' tone."
This question and answer made Shangguan Nengren really open his eyes and was also very surprised that Liang Huanhuan was surprisingly "matched" with Xiang Beibei. Is this considered fate?
"It's you..." After many questions and answers, Liang Huanhuan, who always answered, took the initiative to attack: "You said you are Brother Ren's wife? But Brother Ren is not at the legal age, so you are not a husband and wife relationship.
At most, you are a boyfriend and girlfriend. Don’t repeatedly declare your sovereignty. Brother Ren has no sovereignty yet."
Shangguan Nengren and his friends were both shocked.
A twelve-year-old elementary school student can actually say such profound and insightful words, it is simply a monster!
He narrowed his eyes at Beibei, and the eyes under his eyelids flashed with excitement, as if he saw a piece of peerless jade, waiting for someone to carve it.
"Huanhuan***, have you tested your IQ?" Xiang Beibei asked.
"No." Liang Huanhuan replied with her lips pulling the corners of her mouth.
"Would you please do an intelligence test for you?" Xiang Beibei said with a smile.
"You have made a decision, and you are asking me what you are doing?" Liang Huanhuan looked at Xiang Beibei and said, "But I am very interested in intelligence tests, so let's try it!"
"Smart little girl." Xiang Beibei narrowed his eyes and smiled, asked Lin Qiuyun for a pen and a book, wrote and painted on the book, and finally wrote more than ten pages, a total of ten multiple-choice questions with pictures and texts.
He handed the pen and notebook to Liang Huanhuan, and smiled and said, "It's all multiple-choice questions. Make a choice in five minutes. Let's try it!"
Liang Huanhuan took it and saw that it was all multiple-choice questions in graphic and text, which seemed to test observation and logical thinking. Liang Huanhuan looked at it, picked up the pen and finished these ten multiple-choice questions in two minutes, and handed them to Xiang Bei.
Bei: "How many?"
"Let's take a look." Xiang Beibei took the notebook, looked at the answer, and finally thought for a while, and wrote out three Arabic numerals - 160.
"One hundred and six?" Seeing this value, Shangguan Nengren was startled, and then rubbed Liang Huanhuan's head with his big hand: "Huanhuan, it's amazing! Your IQ is definitely a material for doing big things."
Liang Huanhuan asked with the corner of her mouth: "Is one hundred and six very high?"
"Very high!" Shangguanren nodded: "The average IQ of our Celestials is 110. If the IQ reaches 130, it is considered a high IQ. If it exceeds 140, it is considered a genius. If it reaches 160, it is a genius.
”
"Oh." What a calm genius.
He smiled at Beibei and said, "Actually, this is just my conservative estimate. After all, it is just a simple test of ten questions. If you conduct a comprehensive and comprehensive test, maybe this value will be higher, but it takes too much time to draw these questions.
I won't have any effort."
"160 is just a conservative value?" Shangguanren said in surprise.
"That's right." Xiang Beibei looked at Liang Huanhuan, and a deep love flashed in his eyes: "Huanhuan***, should you come to your sister's company to work after graduation? I'll give you a million-dollar annual salary."
"Million!?" Lin Qiuyun and Liang Mengmeng were startled, especially Liang Mengmeng, with golden light shining in their eyes: "Sister, are you saying that Huanhuan can earn one million every year in the future?"
"This is just the first year's salary." He smiled at Beibei and said, "If you do well, your annual salary will be increased year by year. Maybe you can earn 10 million yuan a year, or even hundreds of millions a year."
Liang Mengmeng was dizzy. She only costs 1,000 yuan a month now, but her sister is only twelve years old and was booked for an annual salary of one million yuan from Beibei. They are all from the same womb. How can the difference between being a human being is like this.
Big pinch?
Seeing Liang Mengmeng's dazed look, he narrowed his eyes and smiled at Beibei, saying, "Mengmeng, you can do a test too! Let my sister see what your IQ is."
"Oh?" Liang Mengmeng scratched her head and said, "But, I'm very stupid."
"Then you will only know after testing." He pulled Liang Mengmeng down and handed her the notebook: "Come on, try it."
"Yes." Liang Mengmeng held the pen in her right hand, looked at the graphics on her laptop, and kept making trouble. In the end, it was shorter than Liang Huanhuan's. She finished these ten questions in a minute: "Sister, I'll choose the right one.
Now.”
"Okay." He smiled at Beibei, picked it up and looked it up, and finally burst into laughter and wrote down two Arabic numerals 70.
Pat Liang Mengmeng's shoulder: "Mengmeng, it's not bad. You're a good boy at first glance."
Shangguan Nengren covered his forehead and shook his head and smiled bitterly. Lin Qiuyun uh, feeling as expected, only Liang Huanhuan turned around and asked Shangguan Nengren: "What does the IQ of 70 mean?"
"Uh... it's just a little low, a little stupid, but 'stupid' does not mean 'stupid'. Your sister just doesn't know how to turn around and is relatively simple, so it's definitely anything to ask her to do something like the warehouse.
The boss needs talents, but if she wants to do those complicated things, she will be unable to do it. However, simple people are always reassuring, so you, Sister Beibei, will say that your sister is a good child."
"Oh." Liang Huanhuan nodded, thinking.
"Since both of them have tested it, I will test it too!" Lin Qiuyun also became interested: "Sister-in-law, I'll do it."
"Okay." Xiang Beibei smiled and handed her the notebook.
Lin Qiuyun looked at the problem on the laptop and thought about it while doing it. In the end, it took five minutes to finish it. Lin Qiuyun handed the laptop to Xiang Beibei: "Sister-in-law, please help me see."
"Okay." He smiled at Beibei, read Lin Qiuyun's answer, thought for a while, and wrote down three Arabic numerals - 115.
Seeing this number, Lin Qiuyun chuckled: "It's great, it didn't lower the average for the people of the whole country."
(As for speaking, Pandas have done a test, and their IQ of 100 has smeared the people of the whole country. I feel ashamed~~)
He smiled and encouraged Beibei, then looked at Shangguan Nengren and said with a smile: "Husband, since everyone has tested it, then Husband will also test it!"
"Me?" Shangguan Nengren scratched his head: "No need! My IQ is very average."
"Haha, you have to test it before you know it." Xiang Beibei smiled.
"Yes." Lin Qiuyun urged: "We have tested it all, but Brother Ren hasn't tested it yet. You can't do specialization."
Shangguan Nengren smiled and shook his head: "Okay! But my IQ is really not very high."
After saying that, Xiang Beibei took the laptop from his hand, held the pen, saw the test questions on the laptop, and gave the answers with just one look. It was just a few seconds to go through the article, and it was only used.
In more than ten seconds, Shangguan Nengren finished the test: "Okay, give me a score!"
"Brother Ren, have you really done it?" Lin Qiuyun looked suspicious, not blamed her, just because the senior official did the questions too quickly, basically he would write down the answers at a glance, then turn the article, and then read and write again at a glance.
I didn't want to see the content of the test question at all. After doing the test in this case, Lin Qiuyun could only suspect that the Shangguan Ren was making a fuss.
Shangguan Nengren smiled: "It's done, Beibei, come and score!"
He narrowed his eyes to Beibei, glanced at Shangguan Nengren thoughtfully, then looked at the answer with a smile, and gave the answer after thinking for a moment-???
Three question marks?
Shangguan Nengren was stunned: "What does this mean?"
"Yes!" Lin Qiuyun was also stunned: "Sister-in-law, why are you all question marks? What is Brother Ren's IQ?"
Sighing helplessly to Beibei, "I don't know that my husband's intelligence is no longer a conclusion by this simple test, but I know that my husband's IQ is at least two hundred, remember, it is at least two hundred,
The upper limit can only be concluded after comprehensive testing, but it is undeniable that my husband has the highest IQ among us."
"Wow!" Lin Qiuyun looked at Shangguan Nengren with admiration: "Brother Ren, you are indeed very awesome."
What does it mean?
Shangguan Nengren smiled and waved his hand: "No, no, maybe it's because your sister-in-law made a mistake, but in fact my IQ is very average."
He smiled at Beibei: "Husband, being too humble is hypocritical."
"Uh..." Shangguan Nengren coughed twice and said, "It's not too early. Mengmeng, Huanhuan, go back to bed early! Mengmeng, let's set up the stall tomorrow as usual, remember to come here to help in the morning."
When Liang Mengmeng heard that she could work again, she was extremely happy and nodded repeatedly: "Brother Ren, I must come here."
"Goodbye, come and have fun tomorrow." Shangguan Nengren smiled and touched Liang Huanhuan's head: "It's dark outside, look at the road."
"Um."
After seeing off the Liang sisters, Shangguan Nengren stretched and said, "Okay, let's go to bed early too! We have to get up early to work tomorrow!"
He narrowed his eyes and smiled at Beibei, and said, "Husband, I want to take a shower before going to bed."
"Take a bath!" Shangguan Nengren looked embarrassed: "But there is no bathroom at home."
Lin Qiuyun said: "Why do I make a pot of hot water and my sister-in-law wash it in a basin?"
He laughed at Beibei and said, "Don't have to be so troublesome. Just have cold water. I'm not afraid of the cold."
Since having physically strengthened superpowers, Xiang Beibei has basically reached the state of insemination of cold and heat, not to mention that Xiang Beibei has another move of flame demon body. This is a superpower that can make the body burn. What is a mere cold water?
"Sister-in-law, aren't you afraid of the cold?" Lin Qiuyun was extremely surprised. It would be fine if the Shangguan Aoshi was not afraid of the cold, but even Xiang Beibei was not afraid of the cold. Lin Qiuyun was a little hit.
He smiled at Beibei: "My favorite outdoor sport is winter swimming."
Lin Qiuyun: “…”
Shangguan Nengren said, "Then just like me, use the water pipe!"
"Water pipe flush?" blinked at Beibei.
"It is to use a long plastic water pipe to connect it to the faucet and rinse it with the water from the other side." Shangguan Nengren said, then took out the plastic water pipe from the south room, connected it to the faucet, unscrew the faucet valve,
The water flowed into this end of the water pipe and came out from that end. Shangguan Nengren rinsed the water in his hand and said, "You are standing in the yard, I will help you get wet, and you will apply a bath again.
The liquid is cleaned with water."
(I finally wrote it out, and I couldn't even open my eyes. Brothers and sisters will give me some monthly tickets, recommendation tickets, praises and rewards, and encourage the hardworking panda!) (To be continued. Please search for Astronomy for the novel, and update it better.