"After the upgrade is completed, when the cultivator's comprehensive strength reaches D level, the independent learning function of "Decathlon" will be activated."
Accompanied by the sound of the upgrade being completed, Shangguan Nengren opened his eyes. A thunderous face faced him, and the hot air sprayed from his nostrils spread on his face. It was fishy and smelly, and it was more powerful than salted fish.
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Cold sweat is pouring down from the forehead, the body is shaking like Alzheimer's disease, the thunderous face is showing its teeth, is it smiling?
"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!Death by evildoer!"
Shangguan Nengren jumped up like a corpse and punched the thunder-faced monster, but the monster nimbly dodged it and jumped out of the window.
After jumping out, the thunder-faced monster stuck out its butt, rushed towards the sensible man and patted it, baring its teeth as if it were mocking him.
"Squeak, squeak, squeak."
"Papa papa." Slap the butt.
It is neat and uniform, has a strong sense of rhythm, and shows a good sense of music.
This is an ape that is half as tall as a human. Shangguan Man's eyes are spitting fire: "Where is the monster monkey going!?"
Just as he was about to chase him out, he was pointed at his forehead by a green green jade finger, one poke, another poke, and another poke.
A gentle voice rang in my ears: "You are such a big man, why are you still acting like a child?"
Hearing this voice, Shangguan Nengren lost all his anger. He looked at the person in front of him with the same gentle smile that he would never tire of.
Scratching his head: "Sister Yuyuan, why are you here?"
Very stupid question.
"You're talking about that!"
"Uh... Well, I'm actually pretty good at drinking. It was an accident this time." Shangguan Nengren told the truth. If it weren't for a system upgrade, he would have drank up all the old man's inventory.
"You know how to show off your strength." Xin Yuyuan looked at Shangguan Nengren's face with gentle eyes, and held the ends of his hair with her soft little hands: "My hair is all messed up."
Gently held together, gentle and delicate, the water-like tenderness from the inside to the outside wraps around the capable person, and the mind is intoxicated.
"Sister Yuyuan..."
"Um?"
"It's so kind of you."
"..." Xin Yuyuan leaned gently into Shangguan Nengren's arms and said softly: "Sister is very worried."
"I'm sorry, I won't do it again." Holding Xin Yuyuan in his arms, stroking that smooth hair, listening to his lover's heartbeat, and smelling the sweet body fragrance, Shangguan Nengren wished he could give her the whole world: "Never again
Got it."
This is a lie, a lie that cannot stand the test and scrutiny at all, but it is full of tenderness and sweetness, and Xin Yuyuan likes to hear it very much.
"Ahem, fellow Taoist, are you awake?" Shouyangzi's embarrassed voice came from outside the door.
"Yeah!" Xin Yuyuan almost jumped out of Shangguan capable man's arms, her cheeks flushed, and she hurriedly adjusted her clothes.
"Damn it! If you don't come earlier, you won't come later! You are deliberately going against me." Shangguan Nengren was furious and rushed over, wanting to kick open the door, but found that the door was already open.
"..."
Bang——
He also gave me a kick, showing that we were extremely angry.
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Shouyangzi outside the door wiped the cold sweat on his forehead and coughed dryly: "Fellow Taoist finally woke up. Master asked Pindao to come and inform you. If you wake up, please go to Master for a while."
"No!" Shangguan capable man Da Ma Jin Dao stepped on the step with one foot and put his elbow on his knee: "Didn't anyone tell you that you can't disturb others when they are intimate? That would be equal to killing your father and taking away your wife.
Hate, irreconcilable!"
"Huh??? Taoist friend, I seem to have never heard of this..."
"You have been chanting sutras and meditating in Taoist temples all day, but you have never heard of these things! Tell me! How can you compensate for my losses?" Shangguan capable man stared at Shouyangzi fiercely, and Shouyangzi was covered in cold sweat: "Fellow Taoist...
How can a poor outsider have those things outside of himself..."
"No? Then I'll pay with my body!"
"What..." Shouyangzi took a few steps back, covering his chrysanthemums with his hands, his face full of horror: "Fellow Taoist, you...you are actually as good as Longyang..."
"Long Yang's good?" Shangguan Nengren was startled, and then his face changed drastically. He ran to a sycamore tree, vomiting profusely, and burst into tears.
"Fellow Taoist, what is this?" Shouyangzi was stunned.
Xin Yuyuan finally couldn't help it any longer, and burst out laughing, making the flower branches tremble, tremble, keep trembling, keep trembling...
Xin Yuyuan blushed, stopped laughing, went to the room and brought out a bowl of water, handed it to Shangguan capable man who was retching, and said coquettishly: "You just know that you deserve to talk nonsense. Rinse your mouth quickly."
"I didn't know this Taoist priest was so impure. It's really disgusting." The Shangguan capable man gargled his mouth with a bowl in his hand: "Gurgling, gurgling...poof!"
Hearing Shangguan Nengren's words, Shouyangzi's face turned red and he coughed dryly: "Fellow Taoist, if nothing happens, please follow me to see the Master!"
"Go away! Stinky faggot!" Shangguan Nengren waved his hands in disgust, like waving flies.
Shouyangzi smiled bitterly: "Fellow Taoist has misunderstood Pindao. If Pindao is gay, how can he have a descendant?"
"Wow! You even know what a gay is, and you still say you're not gay?"
Shouyangzi: "..."
"Stop making trouble." At the critical moment, Xin Yuyuan knocked on Shangguan Nengren's head and scolded: "You have been sleeping all day and all night. The Taoist priest is also very worried. Stop making trouble and be obedient."
Shangguan Nengren rinsed his mouth, drank the remaining water, and handed the bowl to Xin Yuyuan: "Lead the way."
Shouyangzi breathed a sigh of relief and glanced at Xin Yuyuan gratefully: "Fellow Taoist, come with me."
The place where Shangguan Nengren rests is the smallest building in the Taoist temple. It is not far from the old Taoist's house. It is only about fifty or sixty meters away.
"Master, Taoist friend is here." Shouyangzi stood in front of the door and said respectfully.
The door opened by itself, and an experienced voice came out: "Come in quickly! Come in quickly! Come in quickly, little friend!"
The sound of being impatient is like a leader going to inspect the countryside and staying in a guest house to recruit prostitutes.
Shangguan Ningren shuddered, deleted these horrific scenes from his mind, and patted his head: "Sure enough, you can't watch too many things under the Eighteen Forbidden Rules. Now everything you watch is under the Eighteen Forbidden Rules."
Stepping into the room, the furnishings in the room were the same as last time, but the old man had already taken out a jar of wine: "Come on, little friend! Today, the old man must make the little friend a pure man who can drink!"
"Uh..." Is this what a Taoist priest should say? Shangguan Nengren stared: "You called me here just to have a drink with me?"
"Hahaha, exactly!" The old Taoist agreed so happily that Shangguan Nengren said: "..."
"Come on, come on!" Lao Dao took out a small pill: "This is a special anti-hangover pill made by Lao Dao. I guarantee that you will not get drunk after a thousand cups."
Shangguan Nengren: "..."
Encountering such a powerful old ruffian, Shangguan capable people can only accept defeat.
"Is this hangover pill really that effective?" Shangguan capable man took the pill from the old Taoist hand and touched it with his fingertips.
"If you find a D-level cultivator, do you want to absorb it?"
Shangguan Nengren looked stunned, then he was delighted: "Absorb!"
"The absorption is successful, and the host gains the ability of a D-level cultivator."
Wow hahahaha! This trip is worthwhile! This trip is not in vain! Shangguan Nengren wished he could look up to the sky and laugh wildly. Unexpectedly, he reluctantly went up the mountain with Xin Yuyuan to pray, and unexpectedly encountered the huge benefit of the clearance sale. It was a pie in the sky.
What's the point? Pies are pies, how much does it cost to lose a hundred pieces? I bought ten of the latest Apple computers for a dime! I'm so angry at those pie-eating bastards.
The ability of a D-level cultivator caused Shangguan Nengren's aura to change again. Not only Shouyangzi, but also the old Taoist's expression changed drastically: "Little friend... you..."
The old Taoist looked at Shangguan Nengren and felt the surging magic power in Shangguan Nengren. He immediately twisted his mouth and eyes, and tilted his Taoist hat to one side: "It's actually...even stronger than the old Taoist..."
If a level is divided into four stages: low level, middle level, high level, and peak level, then those who are also D-level cultivators rely on the special ability of the decathlon, the Shangguan capable person is at the top of the D-level, and the veteran practitioner
At most, it is only a D-level high-level state. Regardless of this small difference, it is enough to make a capable Shangguan person beat the experienced one.
"Ah haha, it seems that the Taoist priest's daughter's red has the effect of increasing mana. I only drank one bowl and I felt that my mana was surging. It was several times stronger than before." Shangguan Nengren didn't want to expose the secret of the decathlon and talk nonsense.
Hey, even a three-year-old child wouldn't believe this, but the old Taoist frowned, hugged a jar of Nv'er's Red, and murmured to himself: "The old Taoist has been drinking Ner'er's Red for hundreds of years, why doesn't it have this effect?"
"Uh... Taoist Priest, you mean hundreds of years?" Shangguan Nengren looked at the old man. He couldn't really tell his age. He had a baby face and a ruddy complexion. He looked like he was seventeen or eighteen years old, but he had a full head of white hair and a heavy suit.
So... so naughty, if you dye your hair black, wear a machete, and play Young and Dangerous, you don't even need to put on makeup.
Seeing the surprised look on Shangguan's capable man's face, the old Taoist was quite proud, stroking his beard and smiling: "The old Taoist is not talented. Now he is eight hundred and thirty."
"What!? You are one hundred and thirty-eight years old?" Shangguan capable man was extremely surprised: "Why are you so useless? After practicing for more than a hundred years, your hair has turned white?"
Old man: "..."
The old Taoist was very ashamed, his face was as purple as constipation: "Ashamed, ashamed, the old Taoist's qualifications are not good. Although he had the guidance of the dead master, he only got a glimpse of the path to cultivation after half a hundred years. He is as different from the talent of my little friend Tianzong."
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Shangguan Nengren was a little embarrassed to be praised like this by the old Taoist: "Well, you can't say that. People are different. Maybe you are better suited to do something else."
"..." The old Taoist's face twitched, and he cursed in his heart: Are you comforting the old Taoist? Or are you trying to slap the old Taoist's face? You are so unkind.
Shouyangzi on the side was suppressing laughter and twitching. If he hadn't been afraid that the old man would hit him with a big stick, he would have laughed all the way to the bottom of the bed.
Seeing that the old Taoist's face was ugly, Shangguan Nengren coughed dryly: "What about that, Taoist Master, do you want to drink more?"
Drink? Drink, you fool! Lao Tao cursed in his heart, and smiled as if he was crying: "Lao Tao today... I feel unwell today, so I won't drink. In the future, when I have free time, Lao Tao will accompany my little friend to have a good drink."
Stimulated and shocked, the old Taoist seemed to have been stripped naked, wearing only a pair of underwear. In the deep mountains and old forests with heavy snowfall in the middle of winter, he trembled passively, his breath gradually weakened, and he looked up to the sky and sighed: "
The north wind is blowing, the snowflakes are flying, Immeasurable Heavenly Lord, take the old Taoist with you!"
Infinite Heavenly Lord: "You are too old, don't want it!"
Old man: "..."
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