Liu Yilan's soft and slender body gently touched Shangguan Nengren's side, rubbing it gently a few times, her soft lips pressed to her ears, and she breathed out like a blue: "Brother, what are they doing?"
The fragrance of mint, the breath of moist heat, the body fragrance of milk...
Shangguan Neng had a face like a jujube, eyebrows like silkworms, and hands like lightning. He pinched Liu Yilan's face with his left and right hands and pulled it to both sides, with a darkened smile on his face: "Do you also want to learn from them? Ah?
Isn’t that right?”
"Woo... Wu Gu..." Shangguan Nengren turned all the harm done to him by Xu Jingru onto Liu Yilan's face, and his cute little face turned into a toad, which was extremely ridiculous. "Brother... I was wrong..." Liu Yilan shed tears.
beg for mercy.
"You really know you're wrong? Huh?" He moved his hands up and down, pulling the little loli back and forth from a toad to a funny mirror.
"Ugh...I really know I was wrong..."
"It's okay if you know you're wrong." Shangguan Nengren let go of his hand, a warm smile appeared on his face, and gently rubbed his hands on Liu Yilan's face: "Girls should be reserved, don't imitate bad girls."
"Hmm..." Liu Yilan closed her eyes and blushed.
Brother's hands are so warm.
Shangguan Nengren squinted at the two sāo years. His heart was pounding, what a good person, restricted level! The world is so beautiful! Every time you catch a fish, you will get an unexpected reward. This, this, this, this girl
So bold, I actually reached in and touched the little bird...
Wow! Damn! Twisting? Are you still twisting? Why don't you just cover yourself with a towel? It's immoral! Shangguan Nengren couldn't hold it anymore, so he quietly took out his mobile phone and turned on the video recording function...
Ten seconds later, Shangguan Nengren became angry! Damn you, you spicy next door! Damn fast gunners still dare to play wild games! Damn you! Look at those two years who started to sort out their clothes and traces of the battle."
Shangguan Nengren was so angry that he almost smashed his phone.
Damn it, others take ignorance as a trait, you take incompetence as a trait, the world will change because of you, wait for three years to be destroyed by humanity!
Feeling Shangguan Nengren's hand leave her face, Liu Yilan opened her eyes. At this time, Shangguan Nengren's face was full of embarrassment, which made the little Loli confused: "Brother, what's wrong?"
"It's okay." Shangguan Nengren put his cell phone in his pocket, took a few deep breaths to calm down, grabbed the fishing rod again, and silently stared at the water.
Liu Yilan blinked and secretly held Shangguan Nengren's hand.
Shangguan Nengren turned his head, Liu Yilan's face was red, she was holding the fishing rod in one hand and looking forward "seriously".
"Ah! Brother, what's the matter?"
"Your sea rod has no float, so you can't catch fish by baiting on the shore."
Liu Yilan moved fifty centimeters to the side, her face turned red, and she pulled back her thread. She was so embarrassed, so embarrassed, and her elder brother saw the joke. Oh oh, I'll just die.
Looking at the shy and embarrassed Liu Yilan, Shangguan capable man Hui Hui smiled, no longer distracted, and took a panoramic view of the big fish at the bottom of the lake.
He had calculated carefully before and found that within the scope of his Dharma Eye, there were a total of 86 giant fish that were more than half the length, and there were at least thousands of them that were over 80 centimeters, which was a considerable number.
It's a pity that there is no giant fish over two meters, but there are three fish that are more than half five meters, two carp and one grass carp. What's interesting is that the two carp are a male and a female, but the grass carp is male. Reminiscent of the first
The giant grass carp caught here once seemed to be a female fish. Could it be that they were two couples?
It's a pity that a good couple was torn apart by Shangguan capable people.
It would be better to demolish ten temples than destroy a single marriage. A capable man in Shangguan feels that his sin is serious.
Husband and wife are separated forever in heaven, and Shangguan Nengren sighs with emotion: In heaven, I wish to be like a winged bird, and in the earth, I wish to be like a twig, husband and wife are one body, so I will send you and your daughter-in-law to reunite with my kind heart!
What a shameless person.
After a few minutes, Liu Yilan calmed down and started fishing with a sea pole. She was very lucky and caught three big fish weighing more than two kilograms in ten minutes.
Feeling very happy in her heart, Liu Yilan hummed a song softly, and unintentionally felt that something was not right. She turned around and looked at it, and suddenly realized.
It has been more than ten minutes, but there is no movement from Shangguan Nengren. It is completely different from before. I feel strange: "Brother..."
"Huh?" Shangguan Nengren turned his head and said with a smile, "What's wrong?"
"Little brother, I kept you waiting for a long time!" A thick voice interrupted Liu Yilan.
"Who is so annoying?" Little Loli was angry: Don't you know I'm talking to eldest brother?
Looking up, it was Wang Jinli, the boss of Koi Seafood City, Xiaopingtou who used to buy big fish.
Wang Jinli ran over huffing and puffing: "Little... little brother, where is the fish?"
On the way to Mingshui Lake, a capable man from Shangguan called him. The content was very simple: "Come to Mingshui Lake, there are fish."
"Where's the money?" Shangguan Nengren stretched out his hand.
It is said that men are the most handsome when they take out money, and the Shangguan capable man's movements when asking for money are also cool and unrestrained. The little loli's eyes turned into heart shapes.
Wang Jinli slapped his forehead: "It depends on me, it depends on me, here is the money! How much is it?"
A stack of new tickets that haven't been opened yet. Under the same value, the latest ones always make people feel happy. This is true for RMB and the same is true for many things.
Shangguan Nengren talked and smiled: "Four thousand."
"Four...four thousand!?" Wang Jinli was stunned and exulted: "Hey, hey! Okay! Four thousand, right! Four thousand..."
He counted out the whole ticket of four thousand yuan and handed it over with both hands: "Little brother, please click."
God of Wealth! Brother Nian, you will be my God of Wealth from now on.
Shangguan Nengren took the money, handed it to Liu Yilan, smiled and said: "Click it."
"Uh-huh..." Liu Yilan seemed very happy and clumsily transferred the money from her left hand to her right hand one by one.
"One...two...three...four...five...six..."
After counting forty cards, Wang Jinli looked at his watch and saw that ten minutes had passed.
Wang Jinli: "..."
"Brother, yes, it's four thousand yuan." Liu Yilan happily put the money into the pocket of Shangguan Nengren's jacket, as if she had done something great. Wang Jinli wiped the white hair sweat on his forehead and his face twitched.
, dumbfounded: "Little brother, I gave you the money, that fish..."
"for you!"
With a cry of "Here you go", the capable man Shangguan lifted the fishing rod vigorously, and with a whoosh, a giant grass carp over one meter and a half broke out of the water. The grass carp struggled in the air, swept its tail, and sprinkled a large amount of water droplets.
With a huff, Wang Jinli took a cold bath for free.
"Ugh..." He wiped his face with both hands and saw the giant grass carp lying on the ground struggling. Wang Jinli rushed forward excitedly: "Hahahaha... you are mine, you are mine... hahaha...
"
The laughter was so loud that both Shangguan capable person and Liu Yilan shuddered.
This... Although the love between mermaids is praised by the world, this fish seems to be different from that fish. At least the upper body of that fish is human, but this fish...
"Well..." Seeing Wang Jinli riding on the grass carp, tingling and tingling, Shangguan Nengren felt sick and nauseated. Liu Yilan also stiffened all over and her face was bloodless.
"Brother, I...I want to go home..." The little Loli threw herself into Shangguan Nengren's arms, her eyes sparkling with tears.
"Don't cry, don't cry." Shangguan Nengren hugged her tightly and gently stroked the little Lolita's head with her big hands: "Let's go home right now."
"Um."
Looking at the traumatized little Loli, Shangguan Nengren suddenly felt a sense of mission.
There are too many perverts in the world, which will pollute the pure little Lolita's heart. In order to protect Lolita, Shangguan Renren embarks on the road of battle...
pull!
This line is even more retarded than Ultraman's. Shangguan capable man didn't even bother to complain. He packed up his fishing gear, loaded three big carps, avoided the pervert who had a heavy taste for mermaids, and quickly left this world full of putrid smells.
Chinese people love to join in the fun, and even though the two left, more people gathered around.
"Holy crap! Did I make a mistake? It's too strong."
"It's over. My outlook on life and love have been subverted."
"This...this...this fish doesn't have a hole, how can he get in?"
"Call the police! Call the police! Call the police immediately! Comrade ***! There is a perverted sex maniac here!"
On this day, countless visitors to Mingshui Lake were blinded, and their lives have since entered another ghostly path with no future...
After leaving Mingshui Lake for a long time, the little Lolita's mood finally stabilized. The pear blossoms looked very cute in the rain. Shangguan Nengren didn't have the habit of bringing tissues and handkerchiefs. He wiped the corners of her eyes with his sleeve and said, "It feels better now."
?”
"Well..." Liu Yilan gasped and choked twice: "Brother, that person is so disgusting and scary."
"Don't be afraid." He held Liu Yilan in his arms and stroked her hair: "In the end, he is just a pervert. If you don't like him, just beat him. It's not illegal to beat such a pervert."
"I'm afraid I won't be able to defeat him..." Hugging Shangguan Nengren's waist tightly seemed to be the only way to make her feel at ease.
"That won't work." Shangguan Ningren sighed: "There are too many bad people in today's society. A cute girl like you should learn some anti-wolf skills. Even if you don't know the anti-wolf skills, you should always carry some anti-wolf skills with you.
Wolf spray, otherwise you won’t be able to resist when you encounter danger, and your life may be ruined.”
"Well..." Liu Yilan thinks it makes sense. In today's social environment, people's customs are becoming increasingly distorted and perverted. The old-fashioned kindness and simplicity are no longer the same. For those young and pretty girls, it is easy to attract evil spirits when walking on the street.
The wolf covets you, and you will suffer a loss if you are not prepared.
"But... where is the better place to study?" Little Loli had no clue at all.
"Don't worry, there will always be a way." Patting the little loli on the back, Shangguan Ningrenhui smiled and said: "I don't want to think about this anymore, let's go shopping and choose what you like to eat. I promise to cook a good meal for you.
Food.”
"Huh?" Liu Yilan was a little surprised and blinked: "Brother, you said, do you cook?"
"Is there any problem?" Shangguan capable person Hui Hui smiled, knowing why she was surprised. How many of the only children born in the 1990s can cook?
Girls are better off. For those big boys, it is harder for you to make them cook than to kill them. A boy who can cook, even if he cannot compare with the national treasure giant panda, can still compare with the whole silk monkey.
Looking at sensual people...
Don't tell me, the body shapes are really similar.
Liu Yilan's eyes were bright and she was full of admiration: "Brother, you are so amazing, you are really amazing."
Being admired by the little lolita, Shangguan Nengren felt extremely satisfied. Long Xin was delighted: "Haha, it's too early to say anything. Let's wait until you eat the food cooked by big brother! Let's go, let big brother treat the lovely Xiaoyi well today.
orchid."
"Kekekeke... cute... little Yilan..." Liu Yilan held her face in both hands and shyly entered a state of delusion again.!
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