Chapter 50 You are sick! (Kneeling for a monthly ticket)
Chapter 50: You are sick! (Begging for monthly votes)
I have updated 21,000 words in two days, and my spirit is almost broken. I have been having a headache today and can't write. This chapter started at 10 o'clock in the morning until now, and it has broken a terrifying speed record. Please forgive me.
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There needs to be another chapter about the soul leaving the body. Brothers and sisters, please give the panda a few more monthly votes to give the panda a little more motivation! Please beg for the monthly votes...
"Haha, don't be shy, this is not a derogatory meaning." Momo Liu Yilan's head turned to Shangguan Ningren and said to Xin Yuyuan: "Sister Yuyuan, it's almost time, call Yimeng back! I haven't seen you for so long, Ting thought.
Hers.”
"I'm thinking about Yimeng!" Xin Yuyuan smiled softly, combing her slightly slutty hair: "I'll wait for my sister to clean up, and then I'll pick Yimeng back. I haven't seen her for so long, and Yimeng always says that she wants to be able to be with you.
He’s an uncle!”
"Haha, we can tell at the first glance that we have a tacit understanding." Shangguan Nengren is quite proud of himself. Although he didn't look good in the past, he is quite popular with children. All the kids in the community are close to him, and Zhao Yimeng is no exception. Now,
Now after three system modifications, the appearance has also been fine-tuned three times. Although the nose is still the same nose and the eyes are still the same, the combination is becoming more and more coordinated, which is commonly known as pleasing to the eye and durable.
People are all creatures who judge people based on their appearance. Although children do not have a strong concept of beauty and ugliness, they are more willing to get close to those who are good-looking. The relationship between children is strong and their appearance is enhanced. People with superior abilities can be called killers of children. They have already become friends with young people.
FU killer Pu Cunxi is on the next level...
At 7:30 in the evening, Shangguan Yi and Li Xinhong came with fruit drinks;
At 7:45, Zhao Yimeng happily jumped into the arms of Shangguan capable man: "Uncle capable man, ride a big horse, ride a big horse!"
At eight o'clock sharp, Xu Jingru, dressed in a police uniform, burst in with a rush: "Sorry, sorry, you're not late, are you?"
"..."
Seeing the thing in Xu Jingru's hand, Shangguan capable person complained: "Sister, what do you mean!?"
"Hey? This is it! I'm embarrassed to have empty hands. This is a gift."
"How can you give handcuffs as a gift!? You are sick!" The bright handcuffs in Xu Jingru's hand made Shangguan capable have a dark look on his face. He was sure, definitely and definitely, that Xu Jingru was the male version of Sakuragi Huā said,
The lack of heart and short-sightedness is to the extreme, worse than Sakuragi sending bananas to gorillas.
"Oh? How dare you talk to your sister like that?" Xu Jingru smiled yinly.
"Sister...sister, don't shoot!" With the muzzle of the gun pressed against his chin, the Shangguan capable man pushed the golden mountain toppled pillars, knelt down with a plop, and cried: "Hero, spare your life! Let me go!"
"Oh hehehe..." Xu Jingru's daughter Wang Xiao was still so passionate, and the butt of the gun hit Shangguan Man's head: "Don't worry! There are no bullets loaded, so you can't kill anyone."
Shangguan capable person o
z, when he meets such a top-notch female police officer, he is really satisfied. As a god, he should accept this female tyrannosaurus!
"..." Xin Yuyuan tugged at the corner of his mouth and forced a smile: "Officer Xu, welcome, please take a seat."
Xu Jingru laughed: "Sorry, maybe the gift is a little wrong, but these handcuffs are just simulated. They are sold in sex shops and are suitable for special fetishes..."
"Please stop talking!" Xin Yuyuan's face turned red with embarrassment, she interrupted Xu Jingru's words and gave her a nickname in her heart - Nv Rogue.
Shangguan Yi and Li Xinhong were stunned: This...is this really a policeman? How can he be more hooligan than a gangster?
Liu Yilan had been shocked by Xu Jingru just now. Now she was huddled behind the sofa, shivering: Wow! It's so scary, mom...
Only Zhao Yimeng is still full of energy, jumping to o
Z's Shangguan capable man carried on his back: "Drive on, big horse, run fast!"
"..."
Xin Yuyuan resisted the urge to collapse and went over to take Zhao Yimeng down: "Yimeng, don't make trouble, this is Aunt Xu, please call Aunt Xu."
The house was so lively today, and Zhao Yimeng was very excited. His originally a little shy character also changed, and he shouted happily: "Hello, Aunt Xu."
"Oh! Whose little girl is this so beautiful? She's so cute. Come on, let Auntie hug her." Xu Jingru's eyes lit up when she saw Zhao Yimeng. I don't know if it was an illusion, but Xin Yuyuan seemed to see the light of a wolf.
Illusion?
Xin Yuyuan put aside the thoughts in his mind and said with a smile: "Yimeng, can you let Auntie give me a hug?"
"No!" Zhao Yimeng's answer was unexpected, and Xu Jingru's face changed: "Why don't you let Auntie hold you?"
"My mother said that I should not be hugged by strangers. If someone wants to hug me, I should scream for help and call the police."
Xu Jingru: "..."
Xin Yuyuan's face was full of embarrassment: "Officer Xu, I'm so cute..."
"It's so cute!" Xu Jingru laughed excitedly, the light in her eyes getting stronger and stronger: "Uh-huh-huh... Such a cute little loli! If only she were my daughter, huh-huh-huh..."
What a crazy lolicon nvsè wolf!
Zhao Yimeng shrank into Xin Yuyuan's arms in fear: "Mom, there is a pervert, there is a pervert who wants to eat me..."
"Don't be afraid of being cute, perverts won't eat people." Xin Yuyuan comforted softly, but Xu Jingru felt something was wrong when she heard this, but she couldn't tell what was wrong. Now her mind was filled with the cute little Luo in front of her.
Li, I can’t care about anything else.
"Just give me a hug. Just let Auntie give it a hug. Just give it a hug. Auntie will give it to you... give it to you..." Xu Jingru rummaged through several pockets and finally took out a handful of yellow and orange gadgets: "Hey, auntie, give it to you..."
Your toy."
"That's a bullet! That's a bullet!" Shangguan Nengren jumped up and stood in front of Zhao Yimeng, with black lines on his face: "Are you still a policeman? Are you still a people's policeman? What are you doing?
You can give bullets as toys to children!? You are sick!"
If Xu Jingru’s colleagues saw him complaining wildly about the female Tyrannosaurus, they would definitely regard him as a revolutionary martyr. They would burn three sticks of incense in the morning and evening. During the holidays, they would also serve a plate of grilled fruit, a pot of wine, and a cannon...
"How dare you speak to your sister like this?" Xin Yuyuan's face turned black again, his eyes were as dark as the black light of the abyss, the pistol was pressed against Shangguan's brain, and his voice was like ice that could freeze a person's blood vessels:
"Do you have a vagina?"
Click——
Everyone was petrified and shattered.
"Uh..." Shangguan Nengren's brain broke out in sweat: "How much do you eat?"
"How many do you have?"
"You can have as much as you want!"
"Eat as much as you have!"
"I won't give it to you to eat!"
"Then give me something to eat!"
Xu Jingru squatted down holding her stomach, her whole body was weak, she smiled bitterly and said: "I didn't even eat lunch because of this meal, I'm starving to death."
Everyone was sweating.
Shangguan Nengren helped Xu Jingru sit down on the sofa, stuffed a banana into her mouth, and smiled bitterly: "Sister, I didn't know you were so honest."
"I am sincere." Xu Jingru ate all the bananas in two mouths, and took another one by herself without any politeness...
After eating three bananas in a row, she temporarily suppressed her hunger. She was full and warm, but Xu Jingru's stomach was fine and she began to think wildly again. She stared at Zhao Yimeng with bright eyes, her face flushed with excitement, and she gasped.
Angry.
"..." Shangguan capable person stood in front of Xu Jingru and coughed dryly: "Sister, let me introduce to you, these are my parents, and this is my god sister... Yilan, what are you doing? Why are you hiding behind the sofa? Come here.
.”
With a scared look on her face, Liu Yilan turned around, bypassed Xu Jingru, and came to the other side behind Shangguan Nengren, avoiding Xu Jingru's gaze.
Xu Jingru didn't care at all, and laughed and said: "It turns out to be uncle, aunt! I must have scared you just now! It depends on me, I have had this moral character since I was a child, and I can't change it. If you two were scared,
Just scold me or hit me twice, and I won’t fight back.”
Do you still want to fight back?
Shangguan Yi and Li Xinhong looked at each other and smiled bitterly. They had learned a lot about this kind of top female police officers today.
"It's okay. It's better to be more sincere. It's not so restrictive." When I heard this, it was Shangguan Yi who said it. Shangguan Nengren sighed: Dad still knows how to speak, but my mother can't say this. If it were my mother, I guess it would be
'Isn't it illegal to hit the police?' and the like.
"Haha, I have been thinking today, who are Shangguan Nengren's parents? How could they raise such a good son? I originally thought that my uncle was at least six feet tall, with a ferocious face, a heavy back and a heavy waist, and his palms were covered with thick calluses
, invulnerable, invulnerable to water and fire... Auntie is a hero among women, drinks from a big bowl and eats in big chunks
ou, your boldness is not inferior to that of a man..."
The whole family of three was sweating coldly. Xin Yuyuan hugged Zhao Yimeng and quietly took Liu Yilan to the kitchen. This female police officer was too tough. It was easy to preach to bad children. How could such a person be a police officer? She should be someone
You should be the eldest sister of a certain club.
Big sister, please lead the three thousand urban management officials to dominate the world!
"I didn't expect that uncles and aunts are very ordinary. It really surprised me." After Xin Yuyuan finished speaking, he sighed: "It is said that dragons give birth to dragons and phoenixes, and mice's sons can burrow. I used to believe it, but now I don't believe it. It turns out that
Ordinary parents can also give birth to a dragon and a phoenix."
"..."
Shangguan Yi's face twitched and the corners of his mouth twitched: "I won't accept the award."
What else can I say? He is a big man, he can’t slap a woman in the face!
Even a calm man like Shangguan Yi was so stung that he wanted to stab someone. Xu Jingru would sit on the grave and scold him for a long time. Maybe he could make the dead man crawl out of his grave.
Li Xinhong kept lowering her head and chanting: "Ordinary parents...Ordinary parents...It turns out that I have always been ordinary..."
Mom, as long as you open your mouth, I will kick this rascal off the twelfth floor.
"Haha, uncle, aunt, your son is really amazing. He is very skilled and is a good material to be a police officer. By the way, brother, you will graduate from high school soon, right? How about taking the police academy exam then? Does your sister have any experience with the police academy?
It doesn’t matter, if you study hard for a few years, you will be able to lead your own team and go on missions."
If you have anything to say, please speak! Xu Jingru said this so boldly.
Shangguan Nengren shook his head repeatedly: "Sister, I appreciate your kindness, but our teacher has already chosen my choice for me. I will talk about it when I have the opportunity. I will talk about it when I have the opportunity, haha..."
The college entrance examination is only one. Unless you fail and take the exam again, how will you have a chance in the future? This Tai Chi is too bad.
"Your teacher chose your choice for you?" Shangguan Yi frowned: "When did it happen? Why didn't we know?"
Shangguan Nengren has never told his parents about his current test scores. Their impression is still before the summer vacation.
In fact, Shangguan Nengren was also upset. The grandson of King Yama took advantage of his lovelorn and depression for more than ten days to get a college entrance examination application form from nowhere. Shangguan Nengren was in a daze at that time, so he filled out the form in a daze.
After filling out the form, he came back to his senses and realized that King Yama chose his first choice for him - Peking University!
Later I heard that King Yama was not satisfied with this and said that if possible, he would also like to fill in his second choice as Tsinghua University and his third choice as Fudan...
Crazy King Yama, you are much spicier than Onitsuka Eikichi.
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