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19. Friends (1)

"Uh, let me say...Li Lin, can you use a cleaner magic next time you fight?"

Thor's tone was more than just a complaint. He looked at the dry bacon (note) in his hand. His eyebrows were furrowed and were almost the same as those dried meat strips. Finally, he let out a long sigh and used it to fill his stomach.

The dried meat was stuffed back into the dry food bag.

The little hunger that had finally accumulated was dispelled by the bacon. Although Thor used to be troubled and embarrassed by the sudden feeling of hunger from time to time, now, Thor began to miss the kind of thing that could tempt him to eat almost anything - even if

It's a whole roasted beef without salt (Note 2) - it feels like everything is gone.

At this moment, the smell of any meat products will destroy Thor's appetite. Not to mention the dried meat made by his mother, even if the high-end dishes made by the palace chef are placed in front of him, the big eater can't even bring up the slightest interest to stir up them.

"I have to say, that magic is really disgusting."[

Following Thor's words, Tyr joined the complaining team, and the elves who also had no appetite joined in.

Anyway, everyone's appetite is over. As for the transaction... because of such a violent emergency and Li Lin's overly exciting real-life explosion show. Everyone in the market avoided them like the plague, and was stunned when they saw this group of people.

I just packed up my stall when I was young, and the counterfeit currency merchant was also late for some reason. There was nothing to do, and I couldn't go for a walk. Now, complaining and venting would at least kill time, and at the same time, let the hunger build up in my belly again.

"I've seen corpses after being attacked by magic. I've never heard of someone like you... uh... causing the body to explode."

Brunhil's face was very ugly. When he said "body explodes", he turned pale as if he was about to vomit. He couldn't find any other words to describe the strange situation he saw for the first time.

The girl had no choice but to suppress the sour taste that surged into her throat and spat out the disgusting passage from her mouth, just like spitting out disgusting spit.

Like other elves, she was unwilling to recall the horrific scene at that time, even if it was just a few words that could trigger associations.

The corpses chopped to pieces by the wind blade, the charred corpses roasted by lightning or flames, or the fly ash flying in the wind are also cruel and terrifying, and they are also "masterpieces" of magic. But Li Lin's work fully demonstrated its details.

The magic named Taste - [Scorching Crucible] is completely superior to ordinary attack magic.

A living person, in front of everyone, swells like a pig's bladder that has been blown too much or filled with too much water, and finally explodes everywhere with a "pop" sound.

Not only did the housekeeper and the thugs who jumped before were frightened and fled quickly after their faces were shattered with flesh and blood, many onlookers also vomited on the spot.

People who have never seen that kind of scene will have some uncomfortable reactions after witnessing the whole process. This is a natural phenomenon and can be avoided. However, if they know about [Human Explosion], [Paradise of Flowing Milk and Honey], [72

Virgin] It’s a joke that everyone may feel better about, or maybe even worse.

[Seering Crucible]'s accomplishments in blood, cruelty and disgusting levels have raised the accomplishments and standards of attack magic to a whole new level, enough to put many competitors to shame. I'm afraid they won't be able to do it for a long time in the future.

There is magic that can challenge that feared champion.

Li Lin didn't care about his recent outstanding contributions and achievements to the development of the cruel culture of wisdom. Many people and the government were obsessed with creating similar [feats], constantly setting new records or establishing new standards. But Li Lin was not indulging in evil cultural laws.

A self-defeating idiosyncratic, these honors and titles are destined to attract his attention, and he will not foolishly advertise how powerful he is at such things.

He will only subtly justify his actions so that others will not oppose him.

"I was so angry that I lost my head. I'm sorry."

There was no sign of casual lying in the mask of disgust and remorse, and then a bit of lingering anger was mixed into it.

"But if you ask me to do it again, I will still do it. If anyone accuses this method of being too cruel, or sympathizes with that scumbag, please give some sympathy to the victim who was killed, the body was insulted, and the death

The children who will never be able to rest in peace and the parents who are crying while holding a body without skin. At least this is somewhat fair."

The heavy rebuttal made the elves swallow their complaints quietly. Although they did not feel that they were obligated or necessary to sympathize with the strangers, expressing sympathy for the scum was suspected of being disrespectful to the deceased. The elves with pure nature

It is not enough to make random remarks that confuse and subvert the most basic moral concepts of right and wrong just because of the hostile relationship with human beings.

"I'm not interested in disputes in the human world. I just want to know what your magic is?"

Questions about lack of physical strength and appetite jumped over the embarrassed elf. Freya's slightly flushed face was radiating a small anger towards Li Lin. After experiencing the discomfort of vomiting and being unable to swallow food, it turned into substantial anger radiating around,

Even his companions found it difficult to approach him.

Li Lin shook his head and raised his index finger at the unhappy little wild cat.[

"We are now within the sphere of human influence. When walking in the beast's den, we must keep our eyes open, our ears pricked up to collect all information, and pay careful attention to any abnormalities. This is an important matter related to everyone's lives, and it is by no means a trivial matter. In

In the future, we will continue to deal with various human forces and orc forces, so it is best to get used to paying attention to human intelligence as soon as possible. At a specific time, some unobtrusive information can determine the outcome of life or death.

"

The joking smile appeared on his face again, and his middle finger was raised.

"As for that magic, I really want to keep it a secret, and I also want to explain it in detail. But I really don't know where to start. After thinking about it again and again, I decided-"

The elves held their breath as the protracted ending sounded, like a group of gamblers who bought a fraudulent lottery ticket with their last copper and waited for the moment when the prize was drawn. Everyone stared closely at the slightly curved lips.

"I will teach you every night when I go back. You have too much to learn."

Li Lin's tone was not just teasing, nor was it a joke. After looking at that absolutely serious face with no room for compromise for a moment, the elves found that their brains were beginning to hurt.

According to some self-righteous and discriminatory standards for dividing urban and rural residents, elves, especially the younger generation of elves, are very different from wild children in the countryside. They are vulgar, barbaric, talk loudly, do not understand rules and etiquette, and have no sense of order...

Putting aside the toxic regional discrimination between urban and rural areas, rural teenagers are just more restless, have a relatively direct thinking mode, and occasionally like to solve problems with their fists instead of their brains and mouths.

Let these restless guys put their butts on the seats and listen to the teacher on the podium nagging for most of the night? Except for a few, the boys who have been busy with farm work, hunting and village defense during the day will definitely do it.

They all lay down on the table and automatically entered sleep mode. Their snoring was probably louder than the sound on the podium.

It's very humorous and ironic. The scenario with more than 80% chance of coming true can almost be affixed to Li Lin's seemingly very good and powerful teaching plan, becoming a very appropriate label.

"This is not my personal subjective opinion or issue."

Li Lin said with a serious expression, and a frustrated voice came in from one side.

"Yes, this is our problem."

Amber eyes squinted at the big elf boy. Thor, who was usually carefree, lowered his head, as if he had not yet escaped from self-blame and depression.

It was definitely not because of interrupting Li Lin's speech. Li Lin had not yet established a superior-subordinate relationship called [authority] with these young men with strong self-esteem. The elf boys and girls admired his profound knowledge and appreciated his

With his ability and skills, I hope he can bring about good changes to the village that has been pushed into a corner. But the little guys who are used to being lax are far from being able to put what Li Lin said in the first place. At most, they are

Just temporary obedience.

Thor may have fallen into a state of despair because he thought he could not deal with the scumbag thugs with his own hands, which led Li Lin to not only use unappetizing magic to clean up the mess, but also believed that the elves needed to receive education, supplement their knowledge, and formulate a plan.

Determined to implement the [Night School Knowledge Completion Plan].

【Subtle deviation.】

His feelings towards Thor were not self-indulgent, but simply a matter of having too strong a sense of responsibility and linking other people's established matters to his own failure. Li Lin made an appropriate and objective comment.

The confrontation between Thor and Jolly was not planned, and there was no winner or loser. However, the confrontation itself can be said to be a success. In terms of victory or defeat, the young Thor did not lose when he fought against the enhanced magician, and even occupied the upper hand for a time.

Advantages - Heroic behavior that can be classified as a [Legend]. There are also a lot less unkind looks at them in the market. In addition to the factors of Li Lin's cruel performance, Thor's bravery also plays an important role.

It's not a good idea to let Thor, who has done such a thankless job, get depressed. Li Lin put on a gentler tone and lowered his voice and said:

"What I want to say is that this class is not just for you, but also for the village and even the entire elves."

The high-sounding words are still secondary matters, and "for the sake of the plan" is the real core. Li Lin's deep expression and tone successfully concealed the core that was impossible to say, and at the same time laid out the reasons that the teenagers were most concerned about and least likely to refute him.

Come out.[

"Everyone can see what happened today. The problem of not understanding the rules, customs, and combat capabilities of human society has been completely exposed. Thanks to the "country wild child" as a cover, the loophole of not even understanding the most basic common sense of magic has also been exposed.

I was fooled by success, but, gentlemen and ladies—"

The tone became more serious and heavy, and the amber eyes of the elves who were sitting or looking at Hao Yan were stern with warning.

"We can't always be lucky. If we don't deal with the problems we find and let them accumulate and breed, sooner or later all the problems will break out together. When the enemy is still strong and we have not yet established the minimum self-protection capabilities, this

This is definitely not a good thing. Because the situation is so dangerous, I propose to use evening study to discover, discuss, and correct mistakes, so that we can at least make the construction and development of the village smoother."

Every elf, including the youngest Freya, nodded extremely solemnly, and the lowered voice of "Yes (j)." echoed within the hearing range of the small circle.

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Interpretation of small theater time

Nidhogg: Lord Li Lin, may I ask why the dry food the elves carry is dried meat? Is there no bread?

Li Lin: Of course there is bread, but the problem is that if you don’t break it into pieces and cook it with the soup, only the shark’s sharp and serrated teeth can chew that thing.

Nidhogg: Although I am a dragon and there is no problem in this regard, I still have to ask, is the bread so terrible? And how does the dried meat taste? Is it delicious?

Li Lin: The bread eaten by Europeans in the Middle Ages is not the same as our modern fluffy bread that is fermented and added with sugar and butter. It is a kind of leavened bread similar to compressed biscuits, which is dry, hard and chewy.

.In the Middle Ages in Europe, there were many unpromising and stupid thieves who sneaked into the homes of poor peasants to steal, but unfortunately died under the black bread of housewives. When family conflicts occurred in the Middle Ages, many men died violently.

Woman's black bread attack...you can imagine how hard it is. Cured meat jerky should actually be called air-dried meat. The method of making it is to dry the meat in the north wind to become a mummy. Air-dried meat can be preserved for a long time.

It can be eaten if it has been preserved for a long time and for decades (if you don't eat it to death). Before eating the aged air-dried meat, you must first use a knife to remove the grease and oxidation layer on the surface. Then soak it in the river for a day or two, and then cook it

Eat it cooked. The taste can only be said to be unstoppable.

Nidhogg: What a terrible dark dish! And Thor said that whole beef is roasted without salt, so what’s the matter?

Li Lin: Although it is close to the sea, the price of salt in Europe is very high. In some places, it is even higher than the price of salt under the Chinese government monopoly at the same time. For example, the famous Nordic product: canned stinky herring appeared because of salt conservation. At that time,

Some families in Europe don't even have access to salt.

Nidhogg: Thank you, Master Li Lin, for your explanation.

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