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22. Blood Sacrifice of Splendid Light Dance (1)

The wilderness where broken bones are scattered is by no means a pleasant place to have a meal, but if you have an empty stomach, you won't even have the strength to fight. You can just replenish your energy by making do with the bleak scenery of [white bones exposed in the wild, thousands of miles away, cockcrows] Nothing is impossible.

"Wow... To be honest, I really don't want to eat in this damn place."

After swallowing a mouthful of bread and dried meat that was as good as wood, Thor smacked his lips unruly, opened the water bag and poured water into his half-full belly. The taste of the dry food seemed to be diluted. some.

Eating too much will make you move slowly. Six or seven percent full is enough. In the current environment where the enemy may attack at any time, pay attention to dining etiquette and chew slowly. Don’t even think about it. You are always ready for war. Elves don't have that kind of leisureliness.

Relatively speaking, Li Lin, who leaned against the carriage without making any sound and chewed the dried meat, seemed to be a little too "leisurely".[

The elves have no objection or objection to this calmness on the battlefield. The powerful strength they have witnessed with their own eyes is right in front of them. As a strong man, he should naturally enjoy special treatment as a strong man. Questioning Li Lin's calmness is equivalent to questioning him. With his strength and wisdom, there must be something wrong with his mentality, or he has ulterior motives.

"Hey, open your mouth and taste my dried meat."

The little girl grunted inarticulately and stretched out the dried meat in front of her eyes. The little girl begged in front of her with a milky voice. Even a person with a full belly would have difficulty swallowing it. Younger women are always better than smelly men when doing this kind of thing. They were more successful in persuading him to drink, but Li Lin had no intention of biting the piece of meat that was between Freya's lips and teeth.

If you bite into the dried meat and eat it, even though it is still alive biologically, from a social point of view, it has been killed.

The mere sight of the meat was brought to my eyes, but before I could bite it, I was already receiving all kinds of cold glances from behind like a hedgehog.

No, it was already above the coldness, and it was completely in the category of murderous intent.

【Those who leave the group will die.】

[Blow me up, blast me, blast me, blast me, blast me.]

[I am blinded...]

【So envious, so jealous.】

[The guy who doesn’t understand the situation.]

The content of the whispers was clearly moving in the direction of a curse.

When single men come together to form a group, it may not necessarily be a group of good people hugging each other for warmth, but it may also be a group of lovers going to die together. It is more likely that the two are originally one.

Be physically strong, proficient in various martial arts and magic, have a huge fortune or powerful relatives at home - at least meet any two of the above conditions, otherwise you will be around a group of single men who like to solve problems with their fists more than with their brains and mouths. To shine, you must be prepared and aware to lie down with holes all over your body.

Li Lin, who almost became the victim of a murderous crime because of Freya's dried meat, no matter how emotionally idiotic he was, would not ignore the subtle and intense atmosphere around him and would not do anything stupid that would lead to public outrage and isolation. However, At this time, rejecting a girl outright would be too sentimental and could easily lead to criticism later on.

"I'm stuffed."

Gentlemanly polite refusal is the correct solution, and a slightly frail body seems to support the reason for refusal. However, concerns and questions like "How can we live longer if we eat less and do more things" often cause new troubles.

"Are you really full? We may have to fight again later, so don't hold on. I still have some dried meat here, if you don't mind..."

Brynhil's movements were gentle, her tone was sincere, and the aura behind her—too strong?! No matter how you look at it, it's not a "happy shared lunch", it's completely a battlefield for women "to win even if you risk your life"

Determination![

"As for the dried meat, I'll take care of it here, dear."

Freya's face with dried meat in her mouth leaned over from the other side, her seductive expression almost touching Li Lin's cheek as if to say "eat me". The smile on her face was clearly tainted with a suspicious color, and her eyes were full of doubts.

Burning a strange fighting spirit.

The weird atmosphere of dining in the wilderness of scattered bones has disappeared, and the dangerous atmosphere filled with the scent of women continues to intensify. The knowledgeable young men no longer mutter strange words, and all of them very rationally exit the dangerous area where static sparks roam around, and retreat to the safety line

Then add soy sauce and watch around.

Guys of friendship...

Tier sighed silently, holding back a glance at Li Lin who was unable to move due to being surrounded by both sides, and couldn't help but want to snicker.

Combining sophisticated magic manipulation with strategy, he could easily kill a cross-level magician, numerous thugs and poisonous insects with just a wave of his hand. The boy who was so powerful was extremely embarrassed by two girls who were close to him. I really don’t know how to envy him.

Taohuayun should still sympathize with the victims of this horrific female tragedy.

"Damn it! I can't stand it blah blah blah blah!!!! Put the flash somewhere else ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!"

The strange rebuke that was suppressed to the lowest point and burst out in one breath immediately solved Li Lin's dilemma, interweaving all kinds of vigilance, dissatisfaction, sympathy ()... and so on, looking at the intruding outsider with eyes full of connotation.

Light.

The reflection that strongly stimulated the retina made the elves subconsciously raise their hands to cover their eyes. After adapting to the drastic change in brightness, what their eyes saw was a U-shaped hairline. There was no oily shine, and the Mediterranean Sea reflected the sunlight like a smooth mirror.

Because the forehead and yintang were so radiant, they impressed everyone so much. The wrinkled and flushed skin below the forehead like a monkey, the beard, and the buck teeth failed to create any sensation, and it just came out as "Monkey"

's comments.

"Bald Monkey."

Thor turned his face and muttered softly. The other elves scolded him for being rude and glanced sideways at the big man without a handle on his mouth. At the same time, they agreed in their stomachs.

【Yes, a bald monkey.】

"You——! Are you thinking of something rude? Come on!!!!"

The wretched man howled out unkind accusations. What made the elves a little embarrassed was that this accusation caused by sensitivity and suspicion was largely true.

——To the parties concerned, it is a completely outrageous fact.

"Nothing, we just enjoy the wilderness scenery after the meal."

Li Lin politely packaged the elves' impolite comments about other people's appearance into irrelevant soy sauce, and his clever and skillful clarification was highly unanimously agreed by the elves - "courtesy" and other accusations are not what they like to post.

Tags on the body.

Usually when the stairs have been laid, the two parties in the conversation will be smart enough to stop. But this time, the person he bumped into was a neurotic with a high sensitivity and suspicion index and excessive associations. Li Lin's sophistry without any sincerity under the surface became

Oil poured on the fire.

"What kind of wilderness is worth seeing... No! Look at the wilderness somewhere!!!!!"

"So that's all, I'm just looking at the wilderness in front of me while enjoying a lunch of smooth, dry and hard cured meat."[

"Hundan!! You really did it on purpose!! You've been talking about your baldness since just now!!!!"

The middle-aged man's face suddenly turned livid, and his hands painfully grasped the hair on his temples that was still barely sparse.

"I admit it! I have been undergoing self-hypnosis treatment [without baldness] for almost a month. I originally hoped to be able to cure alopecia...!!!"

"It doesn't matter at all, right? Anyway, even a saint with firm faith will surely usher in the day when the holy light shines from his head. No, you can only enter the palace of saints by getting rid of your troubled hair, right? Uh-huh, I

I have seen the warm golden light radiating above my head and behind my back, Nan Amitabha——"

"Stop being so wordy!! You can only be so arrogant now!!"

The middle-aged man's drooped head suddenly lifted up in high spirits, with an otherworldly and refreshing smile on his face (?) and roared at the young guys like a wounded beast.

"The same goes for you! Don't think I don't know that you are muttering about bald monkeys behind your back! Guys like you who only know how to fool around all day and don't know how to take care of your hair will have your hairline recede after puberty! Especially!

It's you! Black-haired boy! A scheming guy like you will be the best in no time! If you want to laugh, do it now! Laugh to your heart's content! Laugh! Laugh! Laugh! You're so stupid!! Don't you laugh?

I laugh! Oh ho ho ho ho!!!!!”

The extremely noisy and chaotic hyper-expansion left the elves at a loss as to how to deal with it. Li Lin knew how to deal with the onset of trauma, but what obligation did he have to provide help to the enemy in times of need?

Li Lin has never been a good person with a spirit of self-sacrifice, and there is no need to put the work of building a social moral system in front of him.

The only problem was that the atmosphere of the battle was completely messed up. The elves were completely distracted by the intrusion that made them laugh and cry, and they even felt a little inexplicable sympathy——

What's going on? Even Li Lin wanted to find out.

Fortunately, there is always a key rescuer character who can solve the problem and continue the situation. This time, [eusexmhn] (note) appeared from the enemy camp to solve the strange stalemate.

Snapped--!!

A standard civilian gesture - a loud and clear slap hit the bald monkey on the back of the head, and the laughter with a thriller-like sound effect came to an abrupt end.

It seems that the opening method this time is correct...

The elves restrained themselves from the embarrassment they didn't know how to deal with, and became solemn and nervous, slowly seeping out from under their young faces, and their rookie nature was looming through the cracks in their masks.

Ever since I saw Li Lin use the special magic to control mana, it was the first time that his own dignity, which seemed to crush them, showed up when facing an enemy.

"I see, not only is the leader a great guy, but the others are also young with keen senses."

The lips that are constantly opening and closing send out an old voice, which is as sharp as a sharp blade, and the emotionless tone reveals the magnetism and hardness of metal.

"Those who treat you as ordinary country kids, whether they are my employer or my subordinates, who hold this wrong view are just idiots with no vision and arrogance, and it is precisely because they are self-righteous idiots that they eat

He suffered a huge loss and even lost his life."

The faces that remained unwavering during self-examination were full of the steep marks carved by the years on the cliffs full of tough attitudes and opinions. They became part of the majesty in form and made it difficult for the elf boys to move.

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Interpreted small theater

Nidhogg: Hufufufu... Master Li Lin is still shaking as usual today, and the ghost sign is shining brightly!

Li Lin: Yes? I just told the truth.

Nidhogg: This is also very weird! Ah, I really want to see Master Li Lin punishing people with leather shoes and whips... Ah, don't bring out the candle!

Li Lin: Aren’t I prepared to satisfy you?

Nidhogg: So excited! No, so scary! Lord Li Lin, what is deus ex machina?

Li Lin: The Latin phrase eu色xmhn (English translation: gofromthemhne) is translated from the Greek πμηxανθe (pomekhnstheos), which means the god who escaped from the machine. In Chinese, it is generally translated as the stage machine to send the god, the mechanical god, the machine god, and the rescuer.

God...etc. In ancient Greek dramas, when the plot is in a stalemate and the dilemma is difficult to solve, a god with powerful power suddenly appears to solve the problem and the story can be resolved. Using a crane or the mechanism of the crane, you will play the role of the god's subordinate.

Wait for the actors to be sent to the stage. This kind of performance technique is artificial and creates unexpected plot reversals.

Nidhogg: Thanks for explaining!


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