"Wei Yan, let me, Tieku Chicha Nadar Kechaxi, come and meet you." Donggua shouted loudly, as if a bomb exploded. Liu Zhang felt his ears hurt even from a distance, and asked Wang Fu: "What's going on?
thing?"
Wang Fu had already learned what had happened from the officials, and said to Liu Zhang: "Reporting to my lord, this Wei Yan was not recommended by the Jiangzhou examination, but was inserted in the middle of the Chengdu examination. According to the rules, he could not take part in the examination, so this Wei Yan was in the examination room
There was a big fuss, and the man standing in front had a long name, and he was a Nanzhong barbarian."
Liu Zhang smiled and said: "If my guess is correct, Wei Yan is the general of Jingzhou, plus this short winter melon barbarian, who says we are unpopular? These people have come all the way, which is the best proof that we are popular."
Wang Fu nodded in agreement, thinking that even a little-known general in Jingzhou knew that my lord knew everything.
"Wu that barbarian with a long name, look at the knife."
Being provoked by the winter melon head who was three or four feet shorter than him, Wei Yan was furious, shouted loudly, and slashed at the winter melon head with the big knife. The winter melon head opened his eyes, but did not dodge. He raised his hand and grabbed the broadsword blade. The people around looked on.
Everyone was shocked. Is this barbarian crazy? It would be strange if the palm of his hand was not cut off with this knife.
But a miracle happened. Winter Melon Head actually grabbed the sword that Wei Yan slashed with the wind. Everyone, including Wei Yan who wielded the sword, was stunned. Is this barbarian invulnerable?
I saw Dongguatou twisting the blade violently, and the whole sword flew out of Wei Yan's hand. Dongguatou laughed loudly and said: "You don't have a knife, let me see how you fight."
At this time, Wei Yan also reacted and shouted: "What a barbarian, you have such a thick flesh callus, let me, Wei Yan, fight you with my bare hands."
The two of them started punching and kicking each other on the steps. Liu Zhang watched from the side. Every punch of Winter Melon Head was like a hammer, but apart from his thick skin and strong strength, his moves were simply out of order. It was obvious that Wei Yan also discovered this.
, slowly move towards the ring, and when you reach the ring, lead the winter melon head to the edge.
The winter melon head was unable to hit Wei Yan. He was so angry that he screamed and kicked Wei Yan violently. Wei Yan turned around and got behind the winter melon head and kicked the winter melon head away.
The winter melon head screamed, flying in the direction of Liu Zhang. Wang Xu and other soldiers quickly pulled Liu Zhang back a few steps. The winter melon head fell straight to where Liu Zhang was standing, with a loud bang, like a meteorite falling to the ground.
Liu Zhang waved to a soldier. The soldier was about to confirm whether Winter Melon Head was dead. Suddenly he saw Winter Melon Head getting up from the ground. He clapped his hands as if nothing had happened and cursed: "Damn, I lost. Look."
I’m going back to my hometown.”
Dongguatou looked frustrated, kept spitting out dirty words, and strode away. Liu Zhang stopped him and said, "Hey, that hero, stand down."
The barbarian tilted his head, looked Liu Zhang up and down, and said, "Why should I stand down for you?"
"May I have your name?"
"Why should I tell you?"
"You came to take the exam, don't you want to be a general?" Liu Zhang said with a smile.
"Aren't you going to lose this fight?" The barbarian shook his head and snorted, feeling frustrated and unconvinced.
At this time, another person challenged Wei Yan. Liu Zhang took a closer look and saw that it was Gan Ning. To his surprise, when he left Jiangzhou, he did not see Gan Ning coming to join him. Liu Zhang only thought that Gan Ning had gone to Jingzhou. Unexpectedly,
Gan Ning took part in the Four Imperial Examinations and was a tough man.
Gan Ning and Wei Yan were fighting together, with a double halberd and a big sword. Liu Zhang took a look at it and found that it was not as good as the brute force of the winter melon head. He let the two fight on the stage and turned to the winter melon head: "Even if you lose,
I can also make you a general."
"Really?" Dongguatou was overjoyed, but he glanced at Liu Zhang and said distrustfully: "You have such ability?"
Wang Xu stepped forward and said, "This is my Lord Liu Zhang, the shepherd of Yizhou Prefecture."
"Liu Zhang? Are you Liu Zhang? Oops." Dongguatou suddenly shouted, laughing, and stepped forward to grab Liu Zhang's arm. His thick black eyebrows jumped up and down, and Liu Zhang felt as if his bones were about to be pinched.
It broke into pieces, and Wang Xu and the two soldiers couldn't pull it apart even though they tried their best.
The winter melon head remained motionless, shaking Liu Zhang's hands, and said happily: "Liu Zhang, I have finally found you. I see that you have a good face. To tell you the truth, I am the one who broke stones in our cave. A few days ago, I took a fancy to the one in the next cave.
Little sister, when I proposed to that girl, she said she would only marry a general, but how could a general be found in our two caves? Besides, I don’t care about anything and am still a stone-breaker.
Just when I was desperate, fortunately, there is no good virtue in the world. I heard about your four-level official examination from a brother who came back from a far away trip. I immediately said, "You must make me a general."
ah."
Liu Zhang endured the pain and quietly asked Fa Zhengdao: "What does it mean that there is no such thing as a good life?"
Fazheng thought for a while and said: "It should be the combination of the fact that there is no perfect path for man, and the virtue of having a good life."
"Oh." Liu Zhang nodded knowingly and said to Winter Melon Head: "Hero, let go first, I will let you become a general in Yizhou."
"Really? Hahahaha." Dongguatou opened his "bloody mouth" and laughed, blowing his breath on Liu Zhang's face, but suddenly stopped and said to Liu Zhang very seriously: "You Han people can't look down on us barbarians.
, if you want me to be a general, you must agree to two conditions."
"That's unreasonable." Wang Xu said loudly: "Are you here asking to be a general, or are we begging you to be a general? Don't push yourself too far."
Dongguatou hummed: "If you don't agree to these two conditions, I will go home right now and rape that girl when I get back. The effect will be the same, huh."
"Okay, tell me."
Liu Zhang wanted to rub his two almost numb arms, but he didn't have a third arm. He reluctantly grabbed Xiao Furong's hand with his right hand and pressed it on his left arm. Xiao Furong glared at him and started to knead it gently.
"First." Dongguatou raised a finger: "I want a general token. This token should be big and majestic."
"What about the second one?" Liu Zhang asked with a smile while feeling Xiao Furong's rare gentleness.
"Second, you can't discriminate against barbarians. In addition to keeping me fed, you also have to pay me at least two cents for an hour."
Some officials were already chuckling. Liu Zhang suppressed his laughter and said, "Are there any other conditions?"
The barbarian waved his hand and said: "No more, I know these two conditions are too harsh, but as long as you agree, except for the tribesmen in my cave, I will hit whoever you ask me to kill, and I will kill whoever you ask me to kill. If I
If I can't beat him, I won't cause you any trouble even if I die."
Fazheng walked away from the crowd. Liu Zhang knew that he was going to the side to laugh. Looking at this short winter melon head, he couldn't help it anymore and said with a straight face: "Okay, although it's very embarrassing,
But I have tentatively agreed to your conditions. What is your name?"
"Tikku Chi Nadar Ke Chasi."
"..., can it be simpler?"
"You can also call me by my Chinese name, that's awesome."