Chapter 43: The most embarrassing thing in history, still
At this moment, the Sumerian was really pissed off! How could she not know that this proposition was a paradox? She proposed it just to build a model to explain ethics in philosophy and to explain utilitarianism. She originally planned to
In the second class, I explained the paradox of this proposition to everyone. Unexpectedly, Xue Xiang caught one point and ignored the rest. He actually argued that discussing this proposition was meaningless. At the end, he also said sarcastically that it only had teaching significance. Isn’t that called
Is Su Mei so angry?
Su Meiren had a lot of objections to raise, but the thunderous applause at the moment gave her no chance to express her opinions. Finally, when the applause gradually faded away, the bell rang again.
Xue Xiang had already taken a look at Su Meiren's pretty face that was so cold that it could be used to store things. Although he was proud of it, he couldn't help but feel worried, for fear of causing a violent storm. When he heard the bell, it was like hearing the sound of a human being, and he immediately jumped out of his seat and went out.
into the classroom.
For half a day, the sun was shining brightly. Xue Xiang found a place to lie down on the railing. While looking at the scenery downstairs, he thought about how to deal with the second class ten minutes later. After thinking about it, he couldn't figure it out. He thought to himself, if Su
If a beauty is really mad, it might not be as easy to deal with herself as it is to deal with Zhang Jinsong? After all, the teacher has the natural power to guide and command in the classroom.
Xue Xiang suddenly regretted that he had just acted so quickly and completely upset the iceberg. Just when he was at his wits' end, he suddenly felt an itching in his throat - he was addicted to cigarettes, but this was a teaching building, and a student was smoking on the railing.
It is an eyesore, not to mention that although he, Mr. Xue, rarely attends classes, he has also accumulated a lot of popularity in the last basketball game and singing against the Soviet Americans, and many students know him. Therefore, he
Never dare to smoke here.
Xue Xiang raised his hand and looked at the time. It was less than a minute before class, but the craving for cigarettes was really uncomfortable. He couldn't help it, and secretly made a decision in his heart - go to the toilet to smoke, and save the time for a cigarette. Just avoid it.
The limelight of the Sumerians.
The plan was decided, and Xue Xiang rushed towards the toilet at the end of the corridor, because it was almost time for class. At this time, the stairs were empty, and there was no obstruction. Xue Xiang went very fast. He took out cigarettes to make a fire while running, counting his breaths.
, with a flash, he slipped into the bathroom.
With a click, Xue Xiang lit the lighter, couldn't wait to light the cigarette, and took a deep puff. The fragrant nicotine molecules rushed straight to his heart. After puffing on the smoke, Xue Xiang felt extremely comfortable, and took another puff. Only then did he remember to find the smoke.
Squat somewhere.
Xue Xiang's eyes were fixed and he was immediately stunned. He found that there were two defecation pits facing each other, but there was no urinal pit for boys to urinate. It was clearly a women's toilet!
It turns out that the bathrooms in the corridor are arranged like this: there are two bathrooms for men and women side by side, with women in front and men in back. In panic, Xue Xiang entered the door as soon as he saw the door, and actually got into the women's bathroom.
When Xue Xiang was horrified, the sound of drawing paper could be faintly heard from the toilet pit at the end of the front. There was actually someone in the toilet! In an instant, Xue Xiang was so horrified that his hair was about to explode. If he was caught by someone, he would definitely be treated as a hooligan.
This life is completely ruined.
Xue Xiangjun ran away. As soon as he reached the door, he bumped into a slim figure. Their eyes met. Xue Xiangjun's face turned pale. Opposite him was the person he least expected and feared to see - Su Meiren!
Xue Xiangzheng was searching for words to explain, fearing that Su Mei would catch him and yell, but Su Mei actually let out a soft "yeah", turned red, covered her buttocks, turned around and ran towards the bathroom at the back.
Xue Xiang saw the dots of scarlet between the seams of his trousers and instantly turned to stone. He didn't even have time to stop him. Then he saw the Su Mei who had just stepped in the door suddenly turned around and rushed out in despair. When he saw Xue Xiang, he screamed.
With a cry, he rushed over.
It turned out that Su Meiren suddenly became famous and rushed to the toilet without thinking. As soon as she entered the toilet, she happened to meet Xue Xiang. She immediately and reflexively concluded that she had gone to the wrong toilet, so she turned around and ran away in shame and anger.
He entered the men's room. Unexpectedly, before he entered the door, he saw someone standing in front of the urine pit, tying his pants. This was so unbearable for Su Mei that she immediately ignored Xue Xiang's embarrassment and started to fight for Xue Xiang.
Hearing the scream, Xue Xiang woke up from his dream. He didn't know that a disaster was coming. Without even looking at the angry beauty's face, he spread his legs and disappeared at the top of the stairs at the fastest speed in his life. Then, he refused to leave.
Taking the usual route, I jumped over the railing and jumped down the stairs. In a moment, I disappeared into the teaching building.
After leaving the teaching building, Xue Xiang did not dare to go to the second class again. He estimated that if he showed up now, he would be eaten alive by Su Mei.
Walking in the tree-lined avenue, thinking about the embarrassing thing just now, Xue Xiangle suddenly jumped, because in his mind there would always be a cartoon of a cold and arrogant iceberg stained with red clouds, moving his long legs, and heading towards the men's room.
Come...a carp, more than a foot long, wider than a horizontal hand, with red scales all over its body,
At this moment, the fish was already disemboweled and the fish was placed horizontally on the table, but Xue Xiang was holding a knife and chopping it quickly. The complete fish body immediately turned into neat cubes. Then he cut the onions, pounded the garlic, and stirred the glutinous rice flour. It was good.
After a gust of wind and rain, the ingredients for a glutinous rice cake fish were finally sorted out.
The little guy standing by the table with a small stool had been waiting for a long time with Xue Xiang's shoulders. At this moment, seeing that all the ingredients were finally ready, he immediately jumped up to Xue Xiang's back and kissed him
After one sip, I slipped down.
You ask Xue Xiang to chop vegetables, why is the little guy so excited? It turns out that today is the winter solstice, and Xue Xiang just said to make some good dishes for toothpaste, and the little guy got energetic and clamored to cook it himself. Because Xue Lin Ban Yue
Recently, I went to Lingnan. According to news from there, Xue Anyuan would not go home to rest because of working all day. Xue Lin got anxious and rushed over.
As soon as Xue Lin left, the little guy let go completely. Her little Buddha had given orders to cook, so Xue Xiang naturally wanted to help him arrange it. No, as soon as the ingredients were prepared, the little guy slipped down and put on his special clothes.
little apron,
Then he moved the small stool to the stove, stroked Xue Xiang's shoulder and stepped on it, and then directed Xiaoyi, who was sitting on the stove with his head propped up and reading comics, to add firewood to the stove. After finishing, he asked Xiaoyi
In the evening, pour oil into the pot.
When the oil in the pot was burning and there was light smoke, the little guy calmly directed Xue Xiang to put the fish pieces into the pot. When the pieces of glutinous rice cake were fried until golden, the little guy wiggled his little nose, as if he was judging whether the fish pieces were mature by the aroma.
, and after a while, the little guy bent down and took the spatula from Xue Xiang's hand, told Xiao Yi not to add firewood to the stove, and then carefully put the fish pieces one by one into the porcelain basin on the stove.
Looking at the golden fish pieces stacked one by one, the little guy raised a smile and gave Xue Xiang and the others a chopstick. He looked at the three of them with hope and said, "Try it quickly. Look, it's my first time to cook.
If you can do such a good job, you will definitely be very good as a chef in the future."
The three of them ate the fish pieces and nodded in agreement. They all thought: Which restaurant dares to hire a chef like this who is only responsible for serving dishes? Don't make the chefs in the kitchen angry to death.
After one dish, the little guy followed the same pattern and made six dishes and one soup in a row, which was considered to be the completion of Little Chef Xue's first solo performance.
As soon as the food was served, Lei Xiaotian and Zhu Shijun arrived hand in hand. Ever since Xue Xiang entered Beijing University, one of them was studying and the other was working as a police officer. Each had their own busy schedules, but they rarely visited the Xue family. This time
Now, it's better to come early than to come by chance, and the two of them are not welcome.
Angry, they each went to the kitchen and took bowls and chopsticks, then ran into the hall. Just as they were about to stretch out their chopsticks to pick up the food, they were stopped by the little guy with a wave of his hand. He proudly introduced the origin of the dishes on the table. Of course, they were all from the Xue family.
The younger sister operates alone, without any contributions from the other three.
Lei Xiaotian and Zhu Shijun had known each other well with the little guy for a long time, and they obviously knew how hard this person worked, so they flattered him so much that the little guy was so happy that he kept picking up food for the two of them.
At this time, it is already December 22nd, which is the winter solstice in the lunar calendar. The winter solstice in the north is naturally much colder than in the south. As early as half a month ago, it had snowed several times. At this moment,
As soon as everyone was served, snowflakes started flying outside again.
There were seven dishes and one soup at noon, including a hot pot of stewed lotus root with hoof flowers. It was so hot that everyone took off their clothes. After the meal, the three children went back to their rooms to rest. Xue Xiang and Lei Xiao
One day, Kang Tong hastily packed up the dishes and chopsticks, and sat down in the hall, chatting about the four brothers who were soldiers - Liu Yuanchao, Sun Qianjin, Li Hongjun, and Kang Tonglai.
Lei Xiaotian and Zhu Shijun got chatting and planned to wait for these guys to come back to visit relatives during the Spring Festival this year. They also planned how to have a dinner. Here, Xue Xiang secretly muttered, I am afraid that most of these people will not be able to get together during the Spring Festival this year.
There was no way he could come back. He had some concerns in his mind, knowing that these four people would probably join the war, and he was afraid that they would be worried, but he did not say it out loud, and continued to joke with them.
After waiting for a while, Lei Xiaotian still had to work in the afternoon, and Zhu Shijun was busy reviewing his homework and coping with the exam, so he all said goodbye and left. Xue Xiang said goodbye to the two of them, and planned to go back to the room for a lunch break.
The call rang, and the caller was Hao Yunlai... This was a small courtyard in the suburbs, with three tile-roofed houses. The courtyard walls were made of green bricks, and the walls were covered with
The white plaster may have been aged for a long time, and the blue bricks inside were exposed. Xue Xiang rode a motorcycle into the small courtyard. The courtyard was very neat and tidy. There was nothing else in the spacious courtyard.
It is a standing cabinet, and the door panels of the standing cabinet are all empty. You can clearly see that it is filled with porcelain bottles, sand pots, drawing papers and other old things.
Xue Xiang remembered that when he came last time, only one of the four standing cabinets was full, and the other three were empty. This time, he saw that all four standing cabinets were full. It was obvious that Hao Yunlai and his group were very motivated.
It turns out that this is the distribution center for Hao Yunlai, Xu Xiaofei, Kang Xiaoba and their gang. After being identified by Fourth Master Li, the old gadgets that were collected were all piled up in this cabinet.
It was kept in the house and carefully preserved.
Xue Xiang's "Harley" was very loud. Even if he turned off the fire early outside the hospital and let it slide in, it still alerted Hao Yunlai and others inside the house. (To be continued) rq!~!