When will the singing and dancing in the Qingshan Tower outside the mountain and the West Lake stop?
The warm wind makes tourists drunk, and they call Hangzhou Bianzhou.
This poem "Inscribed on Lin'an Residence" that has been circulated for thousands of years was written by Lin Sheng of the Song Dynasty. It talks about the revelry and gentleness of Lin'an in the Southern Song Dynasty. In February of the eighth year of Shaoxing in the historical records, Emperor Gaozong appointed Lu Yixi as Jiangdong's ambassador and ambassador.
He stayed at the palace. In Guihai, Emperor Gaozong set out from Jiankang, passing through Zhenjiang, Changzhou, Wuxi, Pingjiang, Wujiang, Chongde, and finally arrived at Lin'an Prefecture, where he settled his capital.
Gaozong Zhaogou fled to Lin'an and ascended the throne. Later generations distinguished the two periods of the Song Dynasty, and called the Lin'an Song Dynasty the Southern Song Dynasty. Lin'an means "temporary settlement", which shows that the court still had the desire to regain the lost territory.
It's a pity that dogs can't change their habit of eating shit, and Zhao Gou can't change his heart of surrender. The small court of the Southern Song Dynasty did not accept the painful lesson of the fall of the Northern Song Dynasty and worked hard to become stronger. Zhao Gou did not want to regain the lost territory of the Central Plains, but only wanted to live in peace.
, surrendered externally, brutally persecuted Yue Fei and other main battle generals internally, and the high-ranking officials indulged in sex and pleasure. This "temporary settlement" lasted for a full hundred years, until the "pacification" finally reached the end of the country!
Li Quancheng knew about this historical process, but he was too lazy to feel it. He planned to go directly to the city, but Xiao Lengxin stopped him and said: "Junior brother, go slowly, let's do a total first."
Li Quancheng was stunned and said, "What do you think, Senior Sister Lengxin?"
"Jia Sidao offered a reward of 100,000 gold for my junior brother's head. If you are so arrogant and sincere, how can I ask for the money, senior sister?"
Xiao Lengxin didn't know what An was thinking. Everyone else called Li Quancheng "Sir", but she was the only one who called her junior brother and called herself senior sister. Although Li Quancheng didn't think anything of it, Bai Yi and the other three were very surprised.
Hearing Xiao Lengxin say "100,000 gold", Li Quancheng's eyes immediately lit up with gold, and he nodded repeatedly, saying: "That's the total. It's hard to make money. Since the Prime Minister is so generous, let's not waste it!"
"In this way, General Lu and Dou Wen will lead their troops into the city first and report to the court that I was kidnapped by assassins and have not returned yet. I will go into the city separately with my four senior brothers and sisters. After the senior sisters receive the deposit, we will enter the palace!"
Lu Wenhuan and Li Quancheng have been together for two months. It is said that if you are close to red, you will be red, if you are close to ink, you will be black, if you are close to sincerity, you will be dishonest, and if you are close to all, you will be completely cheated. After hearing Li Quancheng's arrangement, Lu Wenhuan immediately agreed, so they met at Lin'an Nancheng Pier.
People then took their separate ways with others.
In the city of Hangzhou in the Southern Song Dynasty, there were only three out of ten dry gates and five out of ten water gates. One was at the south gate, called Jiahui, seven were at the southeast gate, three were at the east gate, three were at the north gate, and four were at the west gate. Among these 18
Among the flood and drought gates, in addition to the Jiahui Gate in the south gate, which is "the crown of all gates, this gate is the royal road, and when it meets the southern suburbs, the five chariots will run along the Jiaotai Road from now on", there are also the tide gate in the southeast, and the Dongqing gate in the east.
Yuhang Gate in the north and Qiantang Gate in the west are more important.
Li Quancheng, Bai Yi and other four people entered through the Jiahui Gate of the South Gate. As soon as they entered the city, Li Quancheng was infected by the prosperity and comfort of Lin'an City. He truly responded to the poem "The warm breeze makes tourists drunk", and even
Li Quancheng, a "tourist" in later generations, was also intoxicated. Along the way, vendors were constantly shouting and selling, but what made Li Quancheng most intoxicated were still those who said, "Invite the guest officials, sir, you are here, uncle, you are so bad."
Such soft words.
It's a pity that there is a powerful senior sister beside him. Li Quancheng is naturally embarrassed to invite the three senior brothers to visit the brothel and provide all-inclusive food and accommodation services. He can only stop occasionally to listen to the witty words and fairy sounds.
The four of them found an inn called "Yong'an" to stay. Xiao Lengxin called her second senior brother Tianxin to go out together. Naturally, they went to Jia Sidao's house to get the deposit. When the senior sister left, Li Quancheng's mind came alive again.
Smiling, he took senior brother Bai Yi and third senior brother Yingying out for shopping. Without thinking, they naturally wandered into a brothel called "Hongluan Pavilion"...
The family, the country, the brothel, and the misfortunes are three powerful catalysts that promote the development of Chinese literature. Looking at the poems, songs, and songs of the past dynasties, most of them revolve around these three. In literature, brothels and temples are equated.
It is not an exaggeration to compare, but few people in later generations have noticed the cultural effect of brothels, but they care about another function of brothels. Li Quancheng and Mr. Li naturally belong to the latter.
As soon as he entered, Li Quancheng regretted bringing these two senior brothers here. He was dressed in white with a smile on his face. A hormone factor called "Yushu Linfeng, gentle and elegant" infinitely stimulated the girl in Hongluan Pavilion. She did not speak or make any move.
The poem has the charm of "the noble lady in white clothes".
Shadow is dressed in black and has a face as cold as ice, but ice is also hydrated. Some girls who are ignorant of the world love this kind of cool young man. Shadow's attention rate is second only to Bai Yi. Only Li Quancheng is dressed in Tsing Yi and has a long beard.
I haven't shaved my hair, and I haven't combed my hair for a long time. There is a smell of vicissitudes of life all over my body. In later generations, this would be a young woman-level killer, but women in this era don't know how to appreciate it.
All the girls' eyes skipped Li Quancheng's and fell on the white-clad Qingxiang and the black-clad cool guy behind him. "-Huh--it seems like someone is peeking at me?"
Li Quancheng was excited in his heart, and the vicissitudes of life were radiating out. He turned his eyes and saw a turtle looking at him "affectionately". Li Quancheng shivered all over, looking at his nose, his nose and his heart, and his eyes.
Don't dare to drift around anymore.
This trio was so conspicuous and unique that the girls didn't dare to come forward. At this moment, Li Quancheng vaguely heard "Master Liu, you're here, you're going to kill me", and then
What followed was a burst of laughter that made Li Quancheng's hair stand on end, which was no different from the duck's quacking.
Of course, it was not as annoying as a duck's croaking, but just this made Li Quancheng shiver all over. The sound and the look in the turtle's eyes had the same effect, and Li Quancheng truly felt like it was snowing for three months.
Li Quancheng was just looking for a place to sit down when he heard a strange smell. He saw three people wearing green robes and hats walking past him. One walked forward with his head held high, and the other two walked side by side.
Behind me, I lowered my eyebrows and looked cautiously. The strange smell came from these three people.
But I heard Bai Yi whisper: "It's really a lot of experience. People from the Ministry of Internal Affairs are actually so elegant."
Li Quancheng frowned, quickly took three steps back, stepped aside, and asked: "What is the Ministry of Internal Affairs?"
Seeing that Li Quancheng didn't understand, Bai Yi explained: "He is the eunuch in the inner palace!"
Although the two of them spoke in low voices, the three of them had really good ears. The middle-aged man who was walking away suddenly turned his head and glared at Li Quancheng and the other two, while the two people behind him who were originally low-brow and submissive suddenly changed their appearance and screamed.
He shouted: "Where did you come from? How dare you be rude to Liu Lishi!"
Li Quancheng knew that eunuchs in the Tang Dynasty liked to call themselves strongmen. In the Northern Song Dynasty, Tong Guan had been in power for 20 years and was known as the "Prince of Ladies". However, he did not expect that the guy in front of him was quite retro. He couldn't help laughing and said: "I know eunuchs, aren't they just eunuchs?"
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Li Quancheng originally said this to Bai Yi, but he accidentally raised his voice a little too high. When he reacted, he found that there was a lot of noise inside. The guy didn't think anything of it, and still smiled and said: "I really wonder how many words you can have."
So sad, just like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel!"
Shadow originally had a cold face, but when he suddenly heard this poem, he burst out laughing. He laughed with a straight face. That look made Li Quancheng so confused that he couldn't stop, while Bai Yi laughed so hard that he almost beat his chest!
Liu Lishi's eyes lit up when he saw the shadow, and his anger subsided a little. When he saw Bai Yi, all his anger was gone, and a smile appeared at the corner of his mouth. When Li Quancheng turned around, Liu Lishi smiled brightly, cupped his hands and said
: "Three three——"….
Before he finished speaking, Li Quancheng pulled the two senior brothers and left. We won't visit this building anymore. Liu Lishi was stunned for a moment, with a trace of reluctance in his eyes, and he quickly shouted: "Young masters, I am Liu Menglong..."
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Li Quancheng and the other three walked faster. When Liu Menglong saw them, a cold light flashed in his eyes and he said, "Follow us!"
The three eunuchs chased Li Quancheng and the others until they finally found no one in an alley. Liu Menglong hunched over and put one hand on his chest, breathing heavily and said: "It's a pity that they ran so fast. All three of them are so stunning—"
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The next moment, three bricks were knocked down at the same time, and stone chips flew into the air. The three eunuchs didn't even make a sound, then they collapsed to the ground, not knowing whether they were alive or dead. The ones who knocked down the bricks were naturally Li Quancheng and the other two, who used white clothes and shadow skills to deal with the three bricks.
Of course, the eunuch didn't need to go to too much trouble, but the three of them felt uncomfortable with it. Li Quancheng suggested using bricks to shoot, and the two people in white and shadow immediately raised their hands in agreement. So after the Banzhu incident in Xiangyang City, Banzhuan once again proved it in practice.
Invincible...
After such an unappetizing thing happened, the three of them were a little unmotivated and planned to go back to the inn. While walking on the road, the three of them realized that something was wrong with the atmosphere. The next moment, a group of soldiers appeared on the street and quickly surrounded Yong'an.
At the inn, the three of them looked at each other, turned around and left. After half a stick of incense, they turned back to the alley again.
The three eunuchs touched the back of their heads and were about to walk onto the street. Suddenly, there was another burst of stone chips flying. Before the three eunuchs could recover, they smashed three bricks again and were quickly beaten.