After the words "Prime Minister, there were so many stars that night" slipped out of Liu Long's mouth, Jia Sidao was still immersed in contemplation, but these words had already slipped through the mouths of several captains of the Suzaku Camp.
, and then quickly spread to the ears of the centurion, and finally spread quickly among the entire army of the Suzaku Camp. Ever since, the night when Lu Xiufu sent out troops, there were so many bright stars in the sky, and it became that night
The biggest “vision”.
Jia Sidao originally thought that Liu Long was deceiving him, so after taking a break to burn incense, the team once again started heading towards Xiangyang City, dragging the loot "captured" along the way. On the way, Jia Sidao excused himself as "thirsty"
"He blended into the group.
Jia Sidao: "Brother, do you have water to drink?"
Soldier A: "Sir... why are you still a soldier when you are so old?"
Jia Sidao: "It's pitiful. I am so old that I should have grandchildren and enjoy the blessings, but I still have to serve as a soldier..."
Soldier A: "No, I was wondering if Mr. Liu suddenly went blind when he was recruiting soldiers. He even let an old man like you come in and waste food. How could our Song Dynasty be the Yuan Dynasty when we have cowardly soldiers like you?"
An opponent of the army?”
Jia Sidao: "... Damn!"
Jia Sidao: "Brother, do you have water to drink?"
Soldier B: "Give--"
Jia Sidao: "Thank you..."
Soldier B: "Drink more."
Soldier B: "Drink more. You are still serving the country at such an old age. You are really an example to us!"
Soldier B: "Drink more, drink more!"
Jia Sidao: "Brother, I really can't drink anymore..."
Soldier B: "That's okay, I'll leave first..."
Jia Sidao: "...fuck!"
Jia Sidao: "Hiccup - Brother, I heard that there was a vision coming from the sky that night when Prime Minister Lu sent out troops. Do you know about this?"
This time he finally behaved a little better. He didn't try to make friends, talk about household matters, or ask for water. He just went straight to the point and asked about the vision.
When Soldier B heard Jia Sidao ask about this, he immediately became interested: "Brother, you don't know, there were so many stars that night, and the ones that shined were just like the night pearls in Jia Sidao's house!"
Jia Sidao was shocked and asked quickly: "How did you know that I... Jia Sidao has many night pearls in my house?"
Soldier B rolled his eyes and sneered: "That old man has plundered so many people's treasures over the years. He wants to keep them for burial, so naturally there will be no less!"
Jia Sidao: "...Do it!"
Jia Sidao: "Brother, I heard that there was a vision coming from the sky that night when Prime Minister Lu sent out troops. Do you know about this?"
Soldier Ding: "Why don't you know? Let me tell you, there were so many stars that night, they were as bright as gold!"
Jia Sidao: "Is it the same as the gold in Jia Sidao's house..."
Soldier Ding glanced at Jia Sidao in surprise and said, "That's true, but don't tell others..."
Jia Sidao: "Why?"
Soldier Ding: "I'm telling you, I'm in love with the thirteen-year-old daughter of Jia Sidao's family! From now on, all the gold in his family will be mine!"
Jia Sidao's face was full of black lines and he said: "Jia Sidao doesn't have any daughters..."
Soldier Ding said nonchalantly: "That's his granddaughter!"
Jia Sidao's face flushed the color of fresh pig liver, and he roared: "His granddaughter is only ten years old!"
Soldier Ding said in surprise: "Ten years old? Impossible. Her breasts are so big, her butt is so round, her waist is so thin..."
Jia Sidao almost vomited a mouthful of blood all over that girl's face, but the prime minister's belly can hold a boat. I won't let you worry about it now. I will worry about it after I capture Lu Xiufu and return to Lin'an!….
Jia Sidao randomly selected ten people from the ten thousand-man teams of the Suzaku Camp to ask questions. Although without exception, they all turned to him, Jia Sidao, ranging from his sixty-year-old wife to his ten-year-old granddaughter.
His gold, his powerful cockroaches, all kinds of relationships, but it also proved that there were indeed many, many stars in the sky that night when Lu Xiufu sent out troops!
"Could it be that the luck of the Song Dynasty has returned? Do the stars in the sky indicate that there will be new generals or even emperor stars in the Song Dynasty?"
Jia Sidao was in a dilemma now. The stargazing expert did not accompany him. He really couldn't make up his mind. He just hesitated. Another day passed. The army had left Ezhou and arrived at Jingnan Road.
It is only three days away from Xiangyang City.
However, he said that in Xiangyang City, no matter day or night, there were cries of ghosts and howls of wolves. The sound could be heard for several miles, and smoke and dust were often everywhere. I don’t know how many troops were training. The scouts sent out usually never returned, and none of them came back.
Hearing some specific information, Ge Wentai, the defender of Fancheng Yuan Army, was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot, not knowing what to do.
Of the three armies attacking the Song Dynasty, two of them have already set off. The Xiangyang army is the middle army and is also the main force attacking the Song Dynasty. The army of 150,000 on this route was transferred by Boyan to attack Lin'an. In a hurry, Ge Wentai also
He didn't take out his hand, so the idiot Liu Zheng volunteered to lead 5,000 troops to defend Xiangyang. Ge Wentai agreed immediately. He never expected that after only two days, this idiot
Liu Zheng ran over with gauze on his head and told him with tears and runny noses that the Song army had counterattacked and Xiangyang City had been lost!
He was so angry that Ge Wentai slapped Liu Zheng and rolled him into the yard. What really frightened Ge Wentai was that Marshal Boyan's 100,000-strong army was really defeated by the Song army and returned from Lin'an in one day and one night.
He fled to Xiangyang, and then fled from Xiangyang to Fancheng: "How the hell did you escape? Can you run so fast with your hands and feet and wings? How terrifying is the pursuit?"
The reason that finally made Ge Wentai decide to let go of Fancheng was that Marshal Boyan was assassinated by a Song Dynasty man, and no bones were left! General A Shu was beaten into a pig's head by the same man, and now he doesn't know where he has fled!
One by one, the news was like bursts of thunder exploding in Ge Wentai's ears. He was so shocked that stars appeared in his eyes and his hands and feet were cold! Then he ordered the city gate to be closed tightly, gathered nearly 100,000 troops, and lived in Fancheng without daring to step out of the city.
!
"It's been very quiet in Fancheng these two days, and my captain is very lonely..."
Long Wenhu had two strips of cloth stuffed in his nose. He was rubbing a pair of underwear on the washboard and said angrily: "My team is now the ace team of the White Tiger Special Forces. Hehe, damn it."
interesting!"
Dou Wen, Fan Qinghe, Gao Lan and other newly appointed teachers and commanders all had indignant expressions on their faces. They were rubbing their underwear desperately. Listening to Long Wenhu's eccentric words, they were almost so angry that they stuffed their pants into their chests.
The strips of cloth inside my nose were all washed away!
"It's so annoying, so frustrating, and so bullying!"
Over the next few days, young men and women joined the army one after another. Li Quancheng welcomed all who came. Now, the number of divisions has expanded from one to three. The fourth division will soon be built. Even the Detachment of Women has increased to 3,700 people.
, several thousand commanders were dispersed by Li Quancheng to various division headquarters as chief and deputy division commanders.
During the training, the various divisions and the original thousand-man team were naturally competing overtly and covertly. Each team had its own victory or defeat, but with more training, Li Quancheng, who was so stubborn, started to behave in all kinds of strange ways.
The endless training programs caught them off guard. In addition, at their level, they were all in their forties and had little training. How could they be the opponents of those soldiers in their twenties and thirties? So how could they?
The division commanders, including the tough guy Long Wenhu, and more than a hundred older soldiers were all kicked into the laundry room to wash their underwear!….
"Damn - this little bastard has traveled so far, and he's not afraid of losing his energy and killing everyone!"
Zhao Nan, the captain of the seventh brigade, cursed loudly. The people in the laundry room looked over and saw that he had grabbed a handful of slimy liquid in his hand. The man knew what it was as soon as he saw it. Several captains almost broke out in laughter.
Angry, others wanted to laugh but didn't dare, and almost suffered internal injuries from holding it in.
Zhao Nan glanced at the dozens of soldiers who wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh very depressedly, and said quietly: "You can just laugh if you want to, don't hold back your body..."
"Hahaha···"
The laundry room suddenly burst into laughter.
"I wish you the best but don't lift..."
Zhao Nan whispered blessings while washing, which aroused the response of other brothers who had the same problem. For a while, there was a constant sound of swiping clothes, accompanied by bursts of Sanskrit singing - I wish you no lift, I wish you sheep's tail, I wish you
Premature ejaculation, I wish you... all of them are attacking the lower third of the owner of the underwear, it can be said to be extremely vicious!
The more than 30 women's soldiers next door all laughed so hard that they almost burst out of laughter, but this kind of thing was not funny. Although they were all born in brothels, after several sincere conversations with Master Li, they
They all changed their original attitudes and became like men one by one.
"Who said women can only cook, bear children and warm the bed? When you become generals, let men cook, bear children and warm the bed for you! We must pay attention to equality for everyone!"
"We must unite all the forces that can be united to drive the Mongolian invaders out of our land!"
"Rise up, those who do not want to be Mongolian slaves, let our flesh and blood build..."
"Let us work hard to build our beautiful tomorrow, so that our children can sit in bright classrooms and swing on the swings by their husbands' beards..."
Look, these words are so good. Now "Mr. Li's Classic Quotations" has become popular among the women's special agents. A box of good Rouge is exchanged for a book of Quotations. The latest revised version is more expensive. In the end, all the Rouges in the team will be naturally
, all fell into the hands of vice-captain Sai Jinhua, who has the best relationship with the captain...The captain is Yan Shengnan, Mr. Li's secretary...the relationship is very pure!
"You seem to be in a good mood..."
Li Quancheng held his nose and walked into the laundry room. He looked at the piles of underwear and said with worry in his eyes: "Comrades, thank you for your hard work. The task is still very heavy. Comrades, you must work hard!"
Several brigade captains looked at Li Quancheng, their gazes making the oil lamp in the laundry room flicker. Li Quancheng seemed unaware and continued to encourage: "The revolution has not yet succeeded, comrades need to work hard!"
"Gah——"
Hearing these words, those people who were still glaring at them suddenly showed admiration. The look in their eyes made Li Quancheng's goosebumps pop out one by one. He laughed dryly and shouted: "Miss Yan, come out for a moment, let's go."
Check out the enemy situation!"
Then he ran away with the admiration of the old men and some sympathy in their eyes. After a while, Yan Shengnan ran out in a hurry, lowered his head and rushed out of the laundry room with a red face. The next moment, Long Wenhu
The guy then quietly shouted: "Jinhua... I heard another famous saying of Mr. Li... Let's go and learn it..."
The sound was even greasier than the water in the laundry pool. It made the strong-minded men in the laundry room vomit. After a while, there were several slight noises coming from the wall next door, and Long Wenhu laughed strangely.
He made a loud sound and frowned at the old brothers as if to demonstrate, rubbing their clothes even harder. So the content of the Sanskrit chant in the laundry room changed again - "Rub your adulterer and whore, rub your ****."