Chapter Thirty-Three Tears Turned into Rain of Lovesickness
Chapter 33 Tears turn into the rain of lovesickness
At around midnight the next day, it was the darkest hour of the night. Dou Wen, Fan Qinghe, Gao Lan and others quietly got up and saw Long Wenhu with Hadazi flowing from his mouth and raising his disgusting words.
He smiled mischievously, sleeping soundly, and murmured a few words from time to time - "Golden Flower... My dragon is pretty good... Hehe..." "Golden Flower... Golden Flower, slow down..."
·My old dragon’s big dragon is no longer good..."
Dou Wen and others listened with black lines on their faces, but they quietly slipped out of the camp and shuttled among the camps. After a while, except for Long Wenhu's brigade, all the members of the Zero-One Division
The brigade had already gathered at the school grounds, but the remaining three recruit divisions were assigned to the other two camps. As soon as the 001st Division had assembled, Li Quancheng emerged from the darkness like a ghost, riding on a
Atop the BMW, whose body was red with sweat and blood, he glanced at the school grounds and said in surprise: "You guys are quite early today..."
It was quiet on the school ground, and Li Quancheng became more and more confused, and said lightly: "I have come up with something new, and I plan to let you..."
"Golden Flower... Golden Flower, slow down, slow down... I, I - ah -"
Suddenly, a special cry rang out in the camping area, and it was naturally that of Long Wenhu. Li Quancheng's face was distorted, and the muscles on his face were trembling. He was about to get angry, but he saw a figure from the female soldier team rushing out one by one, shouting loudly.
Said: "Report to the division commander, Vice Captain of the Women's Special Agent Team Sai Jinhua reports!"
"Buzz——"
On the school grounds, he suddenly remembered a burst of suppressed and extremely laborious laughter. Although these guys tried their best to suppress it, the laughter of more than 10,000 people, no matter how suppressed, the sound was still insignificant. Li Quancheng was stunned for a moment.
, glanced at Sai Jinhua in surprise, only to see that Sai Jinhua's face turned red as if she had put on a pound of rouge. Li Quancheng finally reacted, suppressing his smile, and shouted with a straight face: "Drumming——
Morning training begins!”
The sound of war drums was heard by the whole city of Xiangyang. The drummer was also a bitch. I had never seen him work so hard before. Now this guy seemed to have taken aphrodisiacs and was beating the war drums hard with a mallet. Li Quancheng was so bored that he almost died.
He vomited, but in order to see Long Wenhu’s joke, Li Quancheng held it back!
Sure enough, the bitch beating the drum suddenly stopped after beating it for a few times, and at this stall, Long Wenhu's roar came from the tent: "Jinhua - I'm going to charge - ah -
Sir—ah—Dou Wen—you who suffered a thousand blows—"
"coax--"
More than 10,000 people burst into laughter at the same time. When Long Wenhu was climaxing, he called out "Master," making Li Quancheng's anus tighten. The smile on his face instantly solidified, and he almost fell down immediately. Dou Wen's face was also dark.
It was like dead pig liver, but when he remembered that there was a teacher before him, Dou Wen felt inexplicably better. At least the phrase "Master" was better than "Dou Wen", but it was much more ecstatic.
Li Quancheng roared angrily: "Long Wenhu, it seems that your energy is still very strong, and you even have the desire to have sex! Today your brigade gave me double training, and then all the underwear of all the officers and soldiers of the four divisions were covered."
!”
“Sir—Sir—it’s this old guy Dou Wen who’s trying to trick me—I’ve been wronged—”
Li Quancheng snorted coldly, glanced at Dou Wen, and said loudly: "Dou Wen's brigade is also training twice as much!"
"ah--"
A smile had just appeared on Dou Wen's face. Hearing Li Quancheng's words, he suddenly froze and looked up to the sky and cried out sadly: "Sir - don't listen to that idiot Long Wenhu - I was wronged -"
As usual, a hundred laps of long-distance running with weights was carried out to exercise physical fitness, and standing in line for an hour was exercised to exercise discipline and endurance. After breakfast, the time had already reached three quarters to one hour. In addition to the five thousand-man brigades guarding the city, the Xiangyang City Jingxi Military Region had thirty-five thousand soldiers.
Thousands of officers and soldiers all gathered in the deserted open space outside the East City. Four huge "formations" stood on the vast wilderness of the North City. Under the sunlight, they looked extremely soft and harmless to humans and animals!…
But no one knows that these four training grounds were built by tens of thousands of people in Xiangyang City who silently recited the mantra "sweat more in peacetime and bleed less in war". The pits are definitely big pits, and the water is definitely the smelliest.
The water and mud are definitely the stickiest mud. All in all, these four training venues... are all shocking. They place the deep hopes of tens of thousands of people in Xiangyang City and the great Song Dynasty.
The deep love of the People's Liberation Army... I will love it even if I die...!
As Li Quancheng explained, the expressions of the officers and soldiers who were originally indifferent began to change slightly. When they were introduced to the aphrodisiacs applied on the thorn net, the anus of these products began to tighten, and then they heard the barking dogs under the single-plank bridge.
When the male dog ate half a kilogram of aphrodisiac, their eyes began to fill with tears.
"Nima, Sir, you are too poisonous. If you can't do something yourself, why do you have to make us unable to do something? With so many aphrodisiacs, why don't our dicks stay in a bunker?
!!!”
When Li Quancheng introduced that they had to rely on a rope to climb to the top of the city tower within one minute, he frowned slightly and said: "Come here, drag a hundred kilograms of iron thorns, soak them in aphrodisiacs, and sprinkle them on the soft cushions."
above!"
At this time, no one could hold back any more, and tears rushed out like a rising tide - What a cheater, can you do something different? Why are all these damn aphrodisiacs... The problem is...
·Where did you get so many aphrodisiacs...!
After the introduction, Li Quancheng looked at the group of senior men with a smile and said proudly: "This training venue covers all kinds of harsh terrain. Of course, this is just a training venue, and the scale and effect are very different from the real terrain.
But it’s barely usable!”
"Brothers, these four training grounds were built by tens of thousands of people in Xiangyang City day and night. They express the most sincere love of Xiangyang people for our People's Liberation Army of the Song Dynasty. I hope everyone will train hard and repay Xiangyang with practical actions.
The people have high hopes for us! Next, we would like to invite the people’s representative of Xiangyang City, Mr. Li Qingru, to speak!”
Li Qingru, the representative of Xiangyang City, came out to speak: "You sons and daughters of the Song Dynasty, I am also really happy and deeply comforted to see you moved to tears. I feel that our efforts for three consecutive days and nights have not been in vain. You can rest assured to train. Once
If the training ground is damaged, our maintenance team will repair it as quickly as possible, ensuring that the stinkiest water, the stickiest mud, the longest-standing feces, the strongest male dogs, and the most prickly heads are used.
The iron thorn pimple with the longest tip, and of course, the most effective one, which is completely composed of traditional Chinese medicine and has no side effects...ahem...regular aphrodisiac!"
The breeze started to blow, and the "rain of lovesickness" floated in the sky of Xiangyang City. It pattered... Made, we are homesick... Li Qingru couldn't help but be moved, and said with sincerity: "My dear sons,
I would like to end my speech today by borrowing a sentence from Mr. Li - Sweat more in peacetime and bleed less in wartime. To this end, our field maintenance team will maintain it non-stop for ten hours around the clock!"
There were tens of thousands of soldiers and civilians, all of them were silent. The people of Xiangyang City raised their heads and looked at the officers and soldiers opposite with deep eyes, which meant "I am doing my job, you can rest assured", and those
Every one of the officers was moved to tears, and some even fainted from the emotion.
Li Quancheng shouted: "Where is the law enforcement team?"
More than a hundred men with a height of two meters and two fierce male dogs in each hand shouted in unison, which made Li Quancheng feel a little cold in his anus. Li Quancheng nodded with great satisfaction and said sincerely: "Comrade
We must be careful and pay attention to safety when training... Don't make a mistake that will make you hate us forever... Of course, don't be a deserter... These law enforcers can also make you hate us forever...
"….
Li Quancheng's words made some overly moved soldiers faint, and then these people were personally escorted by Li Quancheng into the group of male dogs... Of course, all of them were without exception, and in the end they were all under the careful care of Master Li, the commander of the army.
Actively engaged in intense training!
At the beginning of the training, there were loud cries outside the north city of Xiangyang City. The division commander Li Quancheng couldn't bear to watch such a touching scene. He quietly wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and took Yan Shengnan to patrol the city. Before leaving, Li Quancheng said: "Comrade
Guys, you can train with peace of mind. With me here, I will ensure that you have a safe training ground. If the Yuan army wants to enter the city, they will have to step on my body!"
The soldiers cried loudly: "Commander, sir, let me go instead. Let alone defend the city, I am willing to capture Fancheng. Sir, please don't leave."
Li Quancheng pulled Yan Shengnan into the city as if he was running away. The city gate slowly closed. Yan Shengnan looked back. In the meantime, the soldiers fell to the ground with tears streaming down their faces, and then a male dog bit their pants.
, slowly dragged away...
"Sir...did you really use aphrodisiacs?"
Yan Shengnan blushed and asked shyly. Li Quancheng wiped the sweat from his forehead and said: "This is what Mr. Li Qingru suggested. I felt that it was too inhumane, so I reduced the amount suggested by Mr. Li by half, and only used
Three hundred kilograms..."
"ah--"
"There are nearly 40,000 people with three hundred kilograms, and the distribution is only a matter of one or two cannons..."
"What gun?"
"Ahaha - the weather is really nice today...hahahaha..."
According to unofficial records, during the Yuan army's attack on the Song Dynasty, the population of the entire Song Dynasty dropped sharply. Only the population of Xiangyang City increased, and the proportion of new population reached 300%, which can be called a miracle in the history of the Song Dynasty.
, and the names of the newly added population were also very interesting. Most of them had personalized names such as "Caocheng", "Kengquan", "Richeng" and "Qianquan". But when asked why those parents named their children
When the name was given to him, the parents had tears in their eyes and remained silent. This became an unprecedented mystery!