"My lord, this ass is so twisted...tsk, tsk, tsk...it's so fucking exciting..."
Long Wenhu had a mean smile on his face, watching Li Quancheng climbing the city wall. Dou Wen and others were shocked by Long Wenhu's "invincible mean heart" and their eyes were filled with black lines, but they had to admit that although the adult's butt
Small...but when twisted...it does have quite a charm...
I don’t know if it’s because the “dog meat” effect is too strong, but Li Quancheng found that his six senses were much more sensitive than usual, especially hearing and vision. He could basically hear everything, and he happened to hear Long Wenhu’s words.
During the conversation with this guy, I felt thunder rolling from the sky, making him scorched on the outside and tender on the inside: "Made, you wait, when I calm down, I want you to dance for an hour a day, twisting your neck and twisting your butt,
Dance the version of "The Divine Comedy"!"
However, when Liu Nian from the Suzaku Camp saw the training of the Xiangyang City army, he thought it was a group of old rivals from the White Tiger Camp, and he was immediately hurt: "Nima, it's only been a few days, but every one of these guys is as strong as taking aphrodisiacs."
Well...the city wall that's dozens of feet long belongs to his grandma, and he went up with just a twist of his butt..."
"You can bear it when you are raw, but you can't bear it when you are cooked! The whole army obeys the order - follow me and attack him -"
Liu Nian was so stimulated that he suddenly ordered the entire army to charge to give those guys from the White Tiger Camp a showdown. Yue Yin was stunned at first, but did not stop him. Instead, he led ten of his followers to join the charge of the Suzaku Camp.
, he also wanted to see how much the soldiers trained by this strange man praised by his master as "The Great Song Mingyue" weighed!
But this charge was even more fun. Jia Sidao's carriage was originally in the front army, and it was equipped with four good horses. When the speed increased, it was like a chariot, leading 10,000 people.
The army surged towards Xiangyang City like a tide. This made Jia Sidao miserable. He tossed and turned in the carriage, trying to push it here and there like a gourd. All the wine and delicacies he had secretly enjoyed during the day actually vomited up.
When I came out, I still had it with me from the past few days...just the color...ahem...don't mention it!
After all, they were more than ten miles apart, and a charge was launched here. There was not much movement under Xiangyang City, but the ground shook a little. But because there were tens of thousands of people in the army, even though they had taken aphrodisiac... but their physical energy was exhausted...
··Ahem... After all, two or three piston movements from time to time can't compare. Basically, after a few rounds of practice, the legs are oscillating. At this time, the earth shakes, which alleviates the oscillation of the legs.
, but it gave everyone an illusion - "I won't show off anymore, I can fight for another 300 rounds."
But Long Wenhu was still immersed in the grace of the master, and he didn't even notice anything. He continued to sigh: "If the master is a girl, tusk tusk tusk... I don't know what it feels like..."
The fire in Li Quancheng's heart was so intense that it rushed straight to Tianling Gai. How could he dare to twist his butt again? With a strong push of both hands, his body jumped several feet, and he jumped directly onto the tower. Just as he was about to curse, he suddenly saw a group of flags standing in the distance in the wilderness.
The cavalry with bright armor stood in the sunset, rushing towards Xiangyang City like a tide. There was no shouting, only a silent charge. Especially a four-wheeled carriage, damn, it actually drove with the momentum of an armored car!
Li Quancheng shrank his eyes and shouted loudly: "The enemy is attacking - prepare to defend against the enemy -"
The training these days has been quite effective. When Li Quancheng gave an order, the tens of thousands of troops gathered in Dongcheng were stunned for a moment, and then quickly gathered together. The veterans of Baihu Camp who had been disrupted among the recruits quickly moved into action.
It was a quick retreat and an orderly retreat into the city, thanks to the unwavering formations that stood at attention every day and many sudden late-night gatherings...
In the distance, Yue Yin's eyes were sparkling, and he saw that Xiangyang City's army was not in chaos at all. He was shocked in his heart. Could someone who could train such a well-disciplined soldier not be prepared for the enemy's surprise attack?
Thinking of this, Yue Yin subconsciously slowed down. As soon as the thought passed, the former army suddenly flipped over, and the smell of some kind of excrement came overwhelmingly. At the same time, countless bags of unknown objects were thrown out from the ground, streaking out.
Countless graceful parabolas crashed into the army of the Suzaku Camp.
It was really difficult for Jia Sidao, a general from his hometown who had been driving carriages for decades. He danced wildly with a whip and drove the carriage as if it was in an uninhabited land. He took the lead and managed to avoid countless hidden pits, but he was not interested in things in the sky.
There was no way to avoid it. In a moment, dozens of unknown objects in bags hit the horse, the car, and the exposed coachman's head - clatter - black, yellow, sticky, clear, dry, all kinds of things.
Those who were under this normal state all showed their true charming faces, and instantly the ten thousand troops rolled their eyes in fascination, their stomachs were churning, and one by one they vomited immediately, and it was so miserable that they vomited.
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Yue Yin was suddenly attacked by an unidentified flying object, but he remained calm in the face of danger. The silver spear was like a dragon, and it stabbed out like lightning. But could this thing stab? The bag of objects exploded in the air, like a goddess scattering flowers. It was really amazing.
The rain and dew fell evenly, so evenly that no one had any objections - the nine followers behind him thrust out nine spears, and the movements of the spears were also planned in a unified manner, which was very aesthetic. Suddenly, a uniform heavy rain fell from the sky·
··It also contains some solid and semi-solid liquid materials, which is quite spectacular!
Yue Yin's eyes shrank, and for the first time he showed a look of fear. He yelled wildly, stretched out his arms, and a black cloak on his shoulders suddenly lifted up, blocking the flowers of the goddesses, but his nine followers did not.
Without his skill, everyone was soaked...very fertile, very fertile. Only then did a few people understand why Mr. Na Ming had hid behind him early and did not follow him.
Come on, this whole place is a shithole!
It was only then that the veterans of the White Tiger Camp realized that the "enemies" of Qing Dynasty were the buddies from the Suzaku Camp. The veterans all had strange expressions on their faces. This was not an enemy attack. This was a friendly force coming to support them.
Ah, the misunderstanding is huge now, but then I discovered these things... Why is this smell so familiar... It seems to be our training equipment... It's just much stronger than ours.
Very little, not diluted at all...
For a moment, all these goods were smiling. We are so blessed to share. We have been crawling and wallowing here for so many days. The water in the entire moat has been washed and changed a different color. We directly pulled it to water the vegetables.
I was afraid that I would be too fat, so I had to add some water. There was only one toilet in each of the three camps. The strips of cloth were never removed from my nose. I had to open my mouth to breathe when I slept at night. If I didn’t experience such an ecstatic life, then
It’s your loss... Hey, I’ll treat you to dog meat tonight, the taste will make you ecstasy...!
Except for Long Wenhu, who is still thinking about whether to give the teacher some advice, add more seasoning to the dog meat tonight... the other teachers and teachers are not thinking about this at all, and several high-level officials have received it.
Li Quancheng ordered the entire army to train on cavalry and archery at the moment of the hour. The place the entire army passed was an inexplicable land - "Fortunately, there are brothers like Zhuque Camp, otherwise we would have missed tonight's dinner."
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At this time, several teachers tightened their anus, turned around at the same time, and looked at Li Quancheng with unkind eyes. They saw a look of regret on Li Quancheng's face. Now, the teachers became more and more sure that this authentic shithole was really like this.
The goods were dug for my four divisions!….
Li Quancheng glanced at several division commanders out of the corner of his eye, immediately avoided them, and secretly said to Yan Shengnan who was retching at the side: "Shengnan, inform Huotou Camp that we still have to cook tonight!"
"Sir, didn't you say you don't need to eat tonight - ugh -?"
Yan Shengnan was also vomiting. Now when she mentioned food, she started vomiting. Li Quancheng gave Yan Shengnan a faint look and said, "What a pity. If they were all like you, they would vomit after just one look. Of course,
There’s no need to eat it… The problem is… such a great gift makes those guys cheap…”
Li Quancheng feels great pain in his heart. I just want to save food for one meal. Is it easy for me? Three of the ten granaries in Xiangyang City are already empty. This dinner is only one-fifth of the food in the warehouse.
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The cavalry of the Suzaku Camp are also very powerful, but after being baptized with such "holy objects", even the most powerful cavalry will have to vomit. Besides, they have no intention of actually going into battle to kill the enemy. They just want to give their old friend of the White Tiger Camp a good look.
Surprise, I didn't expect the surprise they gave themselves to be even bigger. The older ones were so moved that they burst into tears. The cavalry slowed down and finally stopped in front of several training venues. Then they fell down one by one and dismounted, holding their hands.
They vomited violently, and thousands of horses fell to the ground, frothing at the mouth, and looked at their owners who were vomiting with tears in their eyes. Not to mention the bitterness.
After Liu Nian vomited wildly, he finally couldn't hold back and let out a heart-rending roar: "Dou Wen, I'm fucking your daughter's mother, you're cheating me to death - ugh -"
Dou Wen's face darkened and his anger welled up, but looking at the pitiful appearance of the old brother, he couldn't help but feel sympathy: "Brother Nian... Brother... the conscience of heaven and earth... this time it has nothing to do with me.
It’s something...”
But he said that Jia Sidao's carriage was originally luxurious and bright. After a charge, it looked like it was fished out of a manure pit. The experienced driver on the carriage was used to running rampant on the street and usually only had some green vegetables.
Eggs and the like were flying around, but I had never seen anything like this before. No one had disappeared long ago. I don't know if they fell into a cesspit or hid somewhere and vomited wildly.
Without restraints, the carriage rushed directly into the training ground. With a crash, the carriage flew out. Liu Nian's expression changed and he exclaimed: "Prime Minister Jia——"
Before he finished speaking, there was only a crash, and the carriage did a 360-degree backflip, landing gracefully, smoothly, and almost perfectly. The carriage fell to the ground, and immediately fell apart, and there was a burst of dazzling white flesh inside the carriage...Gah - two
A man, the older man took off his shirt to his waist, the middle-aged man was slightly bald, lying on the old man's chest, but his mouth was stuck to that point, and a very long hair struggled to come out of the corner of his mouth.
···The scene is extremely shocking!
Liu Nian was originally worried about a bloody scene, but he didn't expect it to be such a fragrant scene. His face was so wonderful: "I didn't expect that the Right Prime Minister will always be strong, but this bite..."
Seriously...cough cough cough..."
That guy Long Wenhu smiled so hard that he said: "Hehehe, the old gentleman is really a role model for us - hehehe..."
Everyone in the audience had different expressions, but Mr. Li's face turned dark: "Sure enough...it's true...all the old immortals in the Song Dynasty really like this tune...Lu Xiufu's bastard-Li Qingru's...
The old man never stops - as expected, they are all ill-intentioned towards me and have been coveting it for a long time..."
Jia Sidao cried, which was very sad: "The conscience of heaven and earth, things are really not what you think... The truth is that I just want to change my official uniform..."