【Volume 2】Chapter 2: Many Transvestites in the Song Dynasty
When the girl heard this, she finally reacted, her eyebrows stood up in anger, and she shouted angrily: "You little pretty face, you, you, you, wait for me!"
Hearing that the little girl actually said that she was "uncle", Li Quancheng staggered, but was supported by Dou Wen behind him, and was pushed directly into Nanyang City by the people behind him. Until Li Quancheng disappeared inside the city gate, the little girl was still angry.
He gasped for air, and then the more he thought about it, the angrier he became, waving his hands around and stomping his feet on the ground...
"Ah - I'm so angry - ah -"
At this time, two middle-aged men hurried out of Nanyang City. When they saw the girl disguised as a man, they were overjoyed and hurried over. However, they saw that the girl was still stomping her feet and going crazy. They asked in surprise:
"Small--"
"You are so small! Call me uncle - call me Master Miao Yan!"
This girl was so angry that she couldn't show any kindness to others. One of the middle-aged men slapped her face a few times and lamented in his heart, "My eldest lady, how can any man choose a name like "Yan" that is so feminine and gentle?
, thank you for feeling good about yourself!"
It's just that he would never say this, but the other person didn't have such a good mind, and blurted out without thinking: "Master, eldest--bah--young master, lord--bah--the master has sent a letter from home."
, let the young master do whatever it takes——"
The girl's face darkened, and she immediately seemed to be a different person, and said in a deep voice: "We'll talk about it when we get back!"
Along the way, Miao Yan became more and more angry as she thought about it. Thinking of that guy's hateful smile and the vicious sarcasm, she really wanted to crush that pretty face with a slap. Wasn't it because her breasts were a little smaller? They were bigger.
It’s not convenient for me to ride a horse to kill the enemy, huh!
Miao Yan asked angrily: "Ah San, did you meet a pretty boy wearing a satin blue shirt on the way here just now?"
"There are two followers following behind, each carrying a box on his back?"
The attendant behind him had a strange expression on his face. He seemed to want to laugh but did not dare to laugh in such a serious situation. It was really hard to hold it in.
"That's the guy...but why did you notice his two followers?"
Ah San finally couldn't help laughing and said: "Young Master, the Han people value literature, and ordinary scholars will have a book boy, just by name... you know what it means..."
"What's the meaning?"
"Ah - I mean the storyteller -"
"What does Shutong mean?"
Ah San's forehead began to sweat. What I was about to say just now suddenly brought up the subject of what this book boy meant?
The little girl waited for a long time without reply, and urged in a bad tone: "What does Shutong mean? You should tell me quickly!"
Ah San was confused. Originally he just wanted to use a Chinese idiom to show off, but he didn't expect that the idiom didn't come out and he got himself into a trap. These Han people are really not good people. They are full of traps.
"The book boy is not interesting - uh - big - young master, what I mean is that according to the literal meaning, the book boy should be a little boy who accompanies the scholar to study, but the pretty boy you mentioned is
One of the book boys is a tall and thick-set man, and the other is an old guy with gray hair. How can he be a book boy? He looks like a butcher and a human trafficker!"
Ah San wiped the sweat from his forehead and finally breathed a sigh of relief. Grandma finally explained this matter clearly!
"Human traffickers!" The girl was startled and said solemnly: "This Central Plains is indeed as father - as father said, it is really dangerous!"
Then, the girl snorted coldly: "As expected, none of the Han people are good at all!"
Ah San cried...My eldest...young master, I was just making an analogy, and I am not a real human trafficker...but I can't say this even if I kill him. Isn't this a joke on the leader, Ah San?
He agreed with a grimace: "Yes, young master, those two are both masters... I just speculated that they were the guards of some pretty-faced scholar..."...
The girl pondered for a while and shouted: "Ah Si, go and keep an eye on them and see where they stay. If you get the news, report it to me immediately - the young master!"
Ah Si followed the order and left. The girl tilted her head and looked at Ah San and said, "Where is father's family letter?"
Ah San was stunned for a moment and said in surprise: "Didn't the young master say that he would read it when he got home?"
"I suddenly don't want to go home..."
"Well···"
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But it is said that Li Quancheng took two "book boys" Dou Wen and Long Wenhu through the market, looking here and there. They were very feminine when shopping, but it was a pain for Dou Wen and Long Wenhu. Of course, Long Wenhu was single-minded and idiotic.
He didn't think anything of it, but Dou Wen wanted to hide his face and run away in tears. It was so fucking embarrassing. I am the leader of a division and in charge of more than 10,000 people. Why would I bother to embarrass this person!
"Sir, let's try to settle down as much as possible. It would be too ostentatious on the street and it would be detrimental to our plan..."
Dou Wen really couldn't bear the role of a book boy, but Li Quancheng had a great time wandering around. He entered the city from the south gate and walked around, but he didn't know where he turned. Suddenly, a sound like fairy music reached Li Quancheng's ears.
Inside, his spirit was suddenly shaken, and he almost shed tears of emotion - I finally found it... I finally found it...
Long Wenhu was stunned and said in surprise: "Master, have you found your long-lost relative?"
"Found your sister!"
Li Quancheng was so angry that he really regretted bringing this guy out with him. He failed more than he succeeded!
Dou Wen was also depressed: "Master... what did you find... let's find an inn quickly..."
"Listen, this is an authentic, pure and natural brothel. It's so professional at soliciting customers!"
Li Quancheng couldn't help but admire, thinking of the actors on TV in the past, none of them had any professional qualities, but this ancient brothel was of high quality and authentic. Listen to the charm and enchantment, it radiates from the bones.
Yes, how can those actors who have just debuted be as professional as them?
"Hey, Mr. Han, it's been a long time since I saw you come to our place. I miss you so much... cluck cluck..."
"Listen, how innocent the smile is..."
Li Quancheng comments!
"Hey, isn't this Mr. Long? You're such a heartless person. You haven't even come to see our spring flowers for a whole day. This has made our family forget about food and tea..."
"Listen, how technical it is..."
Li Quancheng praised.
"Ah, this young master is truly as handsome as the wind, charming, talented, and elegant... Girls, come out and pick up the guests... You bunch of damn girls..."
"Listen, how polite and attentive the service is..."
Li Quancheng sighed.
When Dou Wen heard it, it was the girls from a brothel nearby who were attracting bees and butterflies. Dou Wen suddenly felt his eyes darken, and there was a thunderous roar in his ears. When he looked again, Dou Wen's face also turned dark.
, solemnly said: "Master, please take a closer look before commenting..."
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