Liu Zheng was so frightened that his heart trembled. When he turned around and saw that it was his own soldier, he became even more excited. At the same time, he became angry with shame and immediately started to curse. The faster he cursed, the faster he moved and the more expression on his face.
He became so happy that the soldier was immediately confused: "Are you praising me or scolding me? If you are praising me, why do you praise me so badly? If you are scolding me, why are you so happy?"
"What are you doing standing still? Tell me what happened!" Liu Zheng's expression became a little distorted, and his movements became faster and faster, which were vaguely like three shallow and one deep movements.
"The generals——, the people of Xiangxiang and Xiangyang——rebelled and rebelled——!"
Liu Zheng was so angry that he couldn't explain anything clearly for a long time. He couldn't help but tangled up and said: "I said, big brother... you, you, you, you... stammered - what, what, what, what, what -"
The soldier is even more confused, I am no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, you, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, let me, I, I, I want to think about it.
Beat by beat——
Liu Zheng suddenly stopped moving, looked at his own soldiers, and roared: "What the hell are you trying to say!"
The soldier looked mournful, looked at Liu Zheng resentfully and said: "General, why do you use three shallow and one deep movements instead of nine deep and one shallow movements..."
Liu Zheng's face turned the color of pig liver, which was still fresh. He couldn't bear it anymore and roared - get out -
The soldier shouted with tears in his face: "You can't get out, general, the people of Xiangyang City have rebelled against the Song Song Song Song Song Song Song Song Song Song Song Song Song Song Song - Army -"
The soldiers reported the situation in Xiangyang to Liu Zheng as fast as possible. He originally wanted to take the opportunity to tell the story of the Song Army's counterattack on Xiangyang in one breath, but he did not expect that Liu Zheng actually played nine shallow and one deep.
The soldier was immediately dumbfounded. He said "Song" nine times in a row before saying the word "military".
Liu Zheng moved faster and faster, but he stared at the soldiers and said fiercely: "You won't kill those untouchables who rebelled against you, and you came to report me? What if you dare to beat me up again?
You are giving a blind command. After I am done, I will definitely move a chair and call a hundred people to beat the time for you and a hundred stallions, and beat the time according to the general's order!"
The soldier thought for a few seconds and suddenly reacted. He shuddered with fright, but he had to report the Song army's counterattack on Xiangyang. It was better to let the stallion give the general's order than to be hacked to death by the Song army.
Yeah. He quickly took a deep breath and shouted almost in a roar: "The Song army defeated a hundred thousand yuan army and now they are counterattacking Xiangyang——"
When it came to the second "It's time", the soldier suddenly reached out and covered his mouth, looking at Liu Zheng pitifully. Liu Zheng was in the sprint stage. When he suddenly heard the news, he was so frightened that his whole body went cold. That thing
It suddenly shriveled up, and the dirty things halfway there suddenly lost their stamina, and all flowed backwards. This made Liu Zheng almost explode. At this moment, Liu Zheng's vision went dark, and he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his head and felt dizzy.
My eyes were dazzled, stars were shining in my eyes, it was as if one Buddha ascended to heaven and two Buddhas left their bodies, and the golden drums began to sound in unison.
"Ah - Brick!"
The guard now suffers from brick phobia. Along the way, he was hit by more than a dozen flying bricks. When he saw a square object, he reflexively dodged it, but he mistook a black paperweight in the hands of the brothel woman as a
Bizhu was so frightened that he almost fell down.
This paperweight was originally placed on Lu Wenhuan's desk for writing. The brothel girl had touched it a long time ago, but was bumped into by the soldier, so she kept suppressing it and did not take action. When she heard that the Song army had defeated a hundred thousand yuan army and counterattacked Xiangyang
When Liu Zheng was distracted, he was immediately overjoyed. Taking advantage of Liu Zheng's absent-mindedness, he took the photo with one brick, and it worked immediately.
The brothel woman pushed Liu Zheng away who was lying on her body and convulsed, Shi Shiran put on her clothes, and sneered: "Although I, Sai Jinhua, am a seller, it still depends on who I sell to.
Don’t sell traitors either!”….
"sip--"
Before leaving, Sai Jinhua did not forget to vomit all over her face.
Liu Zheng's whole body was shaking wildly, half of it was in pain, and the other half was angry. When he saw Sai Jinhua about to leave, he immediately screamed: "Come here - kill me... kill this stinky bitch."
···”
Sai Jinhua sneered and said: "Liu Zheng, if I were you, run back to your Mongolian father and wag your tail. Don't forget, our great Song Erlang is counterattacking Xiangyang!"
Liu Zheng was so frightened that his whole body was shaken. The soldier was a sensible person and nodded hurriedly: "General, what Miss Sai Jinhua said makes sense, let's run away quickly!"
Liu Zheng was so angry that he almost died, and roared: "You are still waiting for death, why don't you hurry up and help me run away!"
As soon as Liu Zheng ran away, he immediately took the lead. The surrender army and the Yuan army, which were still organizing resistance, saw that the commanders who defended the city had all run away. Isn't it stupid that the soldiers like him are still preparing to resist?
As a result, all the Yuan troops inside Xiangyang City fled in full swing. After the first wave of tens of thousands of Yuan troops outside Xiangyang City entered the city, they found that not only did they have no one to respond to them, but they were attacked by countless bricks.
Although the Yuan army that entered the city charged very fiercely, they were really at the end of a strong crossbow. They attacked thousands of miles day and night. As soon as they entered the city, they immediately relaxed when they thought that they were on their own territory. However, they did not expect that they would be greeted by nothing.
It was a brick falling from the sky. There was no helmet protection on his head, and a large piece was knocked down immediately.
Those who had not been hit suddenly woke up and roared with a cry: "There is an ambush——"
boom--
The hero of the Yuan army who warned him died gloriously under a pile of bricks, becoming the first martyr buried under bricks. This shows how unpopular he was.
When the Yuan soldiers behind him heard this, they immediately shouted. For a while, the news that there was an ambush in Xiangyang City spread throughout the army. When Lu Xiufu heard the news, he took another shot of chicken blood and roared loudly: "Brothers, you can make great contributions here.
Time! Rush——"
There was an ambush in front and pursuers behind. The frightened Yuan army suddenly shot many of them directly onto the wall. Even their men and horses were shot into a pulp. Before they died, they felt remorse - the bricks outside the city were comparable to those inside the city.
Bricks are much more powerful...
The Yuan army entering the city did not dare to neglect. Taking advantage of this momentum, they marched straight through the entire Xiangyang City, entering from the north gate and exiting from the south gate. Li Quancheng, who was mixed in with the rebel army, was hit by a brick. He was originally afraid of vaulting.
This time it was better, he flew out decisively.
At the south gate of Xiangyang City, Lu Xiufu sat on his horse, looking at Xiangyang City in a daze, and asked in disbelief: "We really took back Xiangyang City?"
Song Jun beside him was also stunned and said with some uncertainty: "It should be..."
"Aren't you dreaming?" Lu Xiufu asked again.
"Pinch your thigh and you'll know if you're dreaming?" the soldier replied.
"Pinch it and see...?"
"Oh... Mr. Prime Minister..."
Lu Xiufu looked at the soldier nervously and asked hurriedly: "How?"
"Prime Minister...it doesn't hurt..." the soldier shouted in a crying tone.
"Why are you crying if it doesn't hurt..." Lu Xiufu also cried in a tearful tone.
"I will cry whenever the prime minister cries..."
Lu Xiufu was shocked and burst into tears: "Are so many of us dreaming at the same time?"
"Master Xiang...can you pinch it and try?"
The soldier suggested with a grimace.
"It makes sense!" Lu Xiufu pinched his thigh hard, and the tears flowed even more: "Baiwen...it really doesn't hurt...oh my god..."
All the Song soldiers were dumbfounded. They all pinched their thighs, and some even hurt their thighs, but their thighs just didn’t hurt. It was so irritating! Lu Xiufu suddenly raised the imperial sword that looked like a saw and placed it across it.
In front of him, the soldiers around him were shocked when they saw this: "Master Xiang - no -"...
Lu Xiufu's mind was full of dark thoughts, and he secretly cursed in his heart: "You bastards are really nothing. You shout loudly, but you don't come to bother me. Fortunately, I don't really intend to commit suicide!"
Lu Xiufu's eyes showed a look of determination. He swung his long sword and lightly cut his arm. The saw was really sharp. With just one stroke, a big gash appeared on his arm, and blood flew out.
Lu Xiufu was stunned for a moment, then suddenly burst into laughter: "It really hurts - hahaha -"
Only then did someone react, and said as if offering a treasure: "Master, we have been riding too much, and our thighs are already numb!"
Everyone suddenly realized: "So that's it——"
Before Lu Xiufu's tears dried up, he rolled out again: "If I had known this, I would have let you cut me off - it hurts me to death!"
However, this thing is still too strange. From Lin'an to Xiangyang, it is a thousand miles away. How could we blink and close our eyes... and enter Xiangyang City at dawn?
"Bai Wen, what do you think about this matter?"
Lu Xiufu asked quietly, now that he has calmed down, even if it is a dream... then let me keep doing it...
"My lord... I think there must be something fishy about this matter..."
At this time, Bai Wen kept pinching the thigh of the other brother next to him. The brother looked normal, but Bai Wen was about to cry...Brother, even if you frown just to comfort me...
At this time, people gradually came out from all corners. Without exception, they all had a brick in their hands and a brick in their waist. A young man held a brick in his hand and looked at Song Jun curiously.
He looked at the open city gate curiously. He really couldn't figure out what these military masters were looking at, so he couldn't help but asked humbly: "May I ask, military master, what are you looking at? Why don't you close the city gate?"
"
An old man next to the young man slapped the young man on the head with a brick, and cursed him angrily: "You are really ignorant, the military men are demonstrating to the Yuan army!"
The young man covered his head with one hand and said with reverence: "The military master is really mighty!"
After Lu Xiufu heard this, he became furious and roared: "What the hell, I wanted to close the door a long time ago, but my lower body is paralyzed and I can't move!"
Looking at the petrified young man, Lu Xiufu suddenly snatched the brick from the hand of the old man next to him, slapped the young man on the head with a brick, and cursed angrily: "What are you doing here? Why don't you hurry up?"
Close the city gate!"
The young man covered his head with his hands, with tears in his eyes, and was very confused: "Who did I offend? I..."
After closing the city gate, Lu Xiufu directly ordered people to seal the city gate with bricks and pour rammed earth. Then he breathed a sigh of relief and shouted loudly: "Elders, please organize the troops to defend the city. We are really
I can’t move...”
Then they heard bang bang bang, and thousands of Song soldiers fell down from their horses one by one. By the time the people realized what they were doing, Xiangyang City was already snoring loudly.
After running for thousands of miles and fighting for thousands of miles, Lu Xiufu never closed his eyes, but Lu Xiufu insisted on sitting on the horse. The old man next to him looked at Lu Xiufu with tears in his eyes and asked casually: "General, won't you fall down?"
Lu Xiufu's narrowed eyes suddenly opened again, and he said forcefully: "There is a white man who is not quite - no - this uncle, and there is a black man who looks like black coal, with a golden helmet on his head, and his right hand
The hero holding a golden sword and a silver helmet in his left hand... You must find him... He... He is sent by God... to save... to save our Song Dynasty..."
Boom——
Lu Xiufu let go of his hand, and the brick in his hand hit the ground with a thud. Lu Xiufu subconsciously shouted "brick", and then... finally fell down.
The old man was stunned: "Brick?"
After thinking for a while, the uncle suddenly realized that the general was saying, "There is a hero who is as black as charcoal, with a golden helmet on his head, a golden sword in his right hand, and a silver helmet in his left hand. You must
Find him, he is the brick sent by God to save our Song Dynasty!"
The uncle looked deeply at the brick in his hand, straightened up suddenly, and shouted loudly: "Brick is invincible, except for the people guarding the city, the rest of the people and I are looking for the black man with the golden helmet and the golden knife.
Bricks!”
ps: "I finally got Xiangyang. I will definitely have some laughs in the future, but it won't be so nonsensical. Starting from the battle of Xiangyang, it will kick off wonderfully... Let's see how classmate Li Quancheng fights to create a prosperous China!"