When Yan Xiaoyu walked to Grade 17, the noise inside was particularly harsh. He frowned and walked in, only to find that there was no teacher inside. The students below were eating and playing cards leisurely, just like at home.
Yan Xiaoyu is not a person who likes to be nosy, but out of professional ethics he still walked to the podium and patted the table: "Shut up, everyone, or please get out with the minimum friction!"
Yan Xiaoyu's voice was as clear and resonant as ever, but it lived up to expectations and calmed down the students below, and they went out with the minimum friction? They reflected for a long time before they understood that this sentence meant get out == one was more arrogant
The boy stood up, his hair was dyed burgundy. Yan Xiaoyu looked at him and was curious as to why he was not caught by Li Kai.
"Who are you? What right do you have to control us?" His voice was full of arrogance. He thought that Yan Xiaoyu was a temporary teacher on duty, so his eyes were full of contempt and disdain.
However, Yan Xiaoyu just smiled faintly: "My classmate, it's useless no matter how much you despise me. We are both domestic products. I am just an ordinary Chinese who travels all over the world for the country and the people."
Harmful."
After a few words, he suddenly changed the topic: "By the way, where is Caesar?"
After hearing his words, the arrogant boy's eyes seemed to be so angry that they could spit out flames: "What's your name?"
Yan Xiaoyu raised her lips: "Answer my question first."
The boy smiled provocatively and looked at him with squinted eyes: "He is in the office."
His tone was calm, but the students below started chattering: "He took the beauty of our class to the office!"
"Yes, you abused your power and took away our goddess during class time, what a beast!" A thin boy wearing glasses said sadly and indignantly.
Yan Xiaoyu's mouth twitched, could this guy be a man of both genders?
"Thank you, take the first step!" Now in Yan Xiaoyu's mind, Caesar is an out-and-out beast. A goddess-level flower of the motherland was unexpectedly brought to the office by him privately, and he saw countless
Yan Xiaoyu, who knew that the office was a place where jq was most common, was instantly furious after hearing the news. At this moment, he wished he could become a superman who wore his underwear backwards and saved the world!
After saying this, he turned around and was about to leave, but the arrogant boy suddenly said: "Stop, you haven't answered my question yet!"
There was a coldness and tenderness in his voice, but Yan Xiaoyu just hurriedly uttered a name and left quickly: "Please call me supperman!"
"What!" The young man looked a little annoyed as he watched his back disappear in the blink of an eye. He is the only son of the dean. Because of Li Kai's pampering, he has been like the emperor of this school since the day he entered school. He has never been like this before.
How dare anyone offend him like this.
"Do you know who he is?" He looked at the classmates and asked impatiently.
The girl sitting in front of him pressed her temple in distress: "It seems to be Yan Xiaoyu, the most handsome teacher who was in the newspaper last time!"
The young man raised his eyebrows and sneered: "The most handsome teacher? You look like a pretty boy at first glance."
Because other teachers had gone to the conference room, Caesar was the only one in the office at this moment. Yan Xiaoyu looked in from the window and saw Caesar saying something to a particularly innocent little girl. The little girl bit her
The pursed lips seemed to be holding back something.
Seeing this scene, Yan Xiaoyu's kindness that he had accumulated over the years exploded in an instant. He wanted to be more domineering and just kick open the door and rush in, but rationality finally defeated his sensibility. Yan Xiaoyu knew that he was not as good as others, so he acted on his own
The strategy of knowing yourself and your enemy is an invincible strategy. First, the door was opened a crack and then secretly peeked inside.
Caesar shouted at the girl with a sullen face: "You don't know what 18 points is? Are you sure you don't know, you definitely don't know, you really don't know?"
The little girl's head drooped lower and lower, looking pitiful.
Yan Xiaoyu clenched her fists like an angry young man, beast, beast, beast! He didn't even know how to show mercy to women!
Caesar slammed the table: "Okay, then I'll tell you!"
He looked at the little girl and raised his lips with a smile, then suddenly picked up a blank answer sheet from the table and put it on the ground.
Just when neither Yan Xiaoyu nor Little Meimei knew what he was going to do, he suddenly raised his foot and stepped on the answer sheet, then turned the answer sheet over and stepped on it again: "Hey, please do me a favor
Watch."
He looked at the little girl with a sneer, but Yan Xiaoyu planned to break in the door and stop this beast at the next moment!
As he spoke, Caesar put the answer sheet into the card reader.
Then he took out the answer sheet and put it in front of the little girl's eyes. However, at this moment, tears burst out of her eyes. Her long eyelashes were stained with crystal liquid, making her look particularly pitiful.
What was on that answer sheet? Could it be that the girl's naked photo was printed on it? Looking at the colorful light reflected from the girl's tears, Yan Xiaoyu finally couldn't stand it anymore, so he pushed open the door and rushed over:
"Caesar, you bastard, don't bully beautiful women! You must know that they have made a great contribution to the harmony of this society. After all, there are many benefits to looking at beautiful women."
At this point, Yan Xiaoyu obviously paused, took a deep breath, and then began to list them one by one: "First, beautiful women are eye-catching: seeing beautiful women quickly regulates eye nerves, eye muscles and retinas, accelerates blood circulation around the eyes, and achieves
The effect of brightening the eyes and nourishing the mind.
Second, beautiful women nourish the heart: No matter men, women, or children, seeing beautiful women all find it pleasing to the eye, and it feels great to feel suddenly brightened up!
Third, beauties soothe the liver: Who can bear to get angry with a beautiful girl? As soon as he sees the beauty’s charming eyes, his heart melts, where is his anger?
Fourth, beauties nourish the stomach: they are beautiful and delicious. Seeing a few more millimeters a day is equivalent to eating delicacies that are full of color, aroma and taste, and have comprehensive and reasonable nutrition.
Fifth, beautiful women moisten the lungs: When seeing beautiful women, they unconsciously salivate and hold their breath while concentrating. They are often accompanied by beautiful women, and their vital capacity is often as high as 6500.
Sixth, beauties strengthen the kidneys. Seeing beautiful beauties will generally cause men to secrete more male hormones faster, which can strengthen the kidneys and body.
Seventh, beautiful women can help relieve depression. Looking at them when you are in a bad mood will easily distract your attention and make you forget troublesome things. Eighth...
As mentioned above, the benefits of looking at beautiful women can't be exhausted for three days and three nights. If you hurt a beautiful woman like this, it may cause her to feel depressed and the consequences will be unimaginable. If she can't bear the blow and jumps off the building, it will be a huge loss to our society.
Ah, Caesar, you are simply a sinner through the ages!"