After Xiang'er finished speaking, Lin Yu'er immediately tugged at the corner of Han Feng's clothes, reminding Han Feng to talk quickly.
"Old man, I wish you to grow old and not be stiff. Oh, that's right, it's a long life without borders!" After Han Feng said, he had a black line on his forehead. He was not very knowledgeable, Xiang'er and others were afraid that he would make a fool of himself, so they had given it to him before.
After thinking about the words, he said "Longevity without borders" at that time, but the weird Lin Yu'er interrupted and said that "Longevity without borders" is not as good as old but not stiff. Unexpectedly, Han Feng actually memorized these two words.
And it was all said out loud.
Jiang Jun's face turned green after hearing this, and his hand that stretched out to receive the gift box Han Feng sent was trembling.
The other guests had just thought that Han Feng was too arrogant before, but now they had another impression of Han Feng, that he did not respect the elderly, or that he was not smart. Han Feng's words made several guests spray the wine glasses in their mouths.
He came out and was stunned.
Jiang Youlin was standing with Jiang Shan at this time. When he heard Han Feng's words, he was startled for a moment, and then the corner of his mouth slightly raised, revealing an intriguing smile. Jiang Shan could not wait to rush up and fight Han Feng at this moment, how could he wish such a birthday?
Yes?
"Haha, very humorous."
Jiang Jun smiled, first accepted Han Feng's gift box, opened it and took out a black fishing rod. The smile on his face became more natural, and he seemed to feel much more comfortable.
"Not bad, not bad. The gifts you four young people gave me are very suitable to my taste."
Jiang Jun praised him without hesitation, and then said to Han Feng: "Boy, are you really Xiang'er's boyfriend?"
When Han Feng heard this, he secretly thought that the test was coming. Remembering the instructions of the three beauties, he nodded without changing his expression and replied: "Yes!"
"How long have we known each other? Haha, the old man doesn't mean anything else, he's just curious, how did you snatch away my Jiang family's daughter-in-law?" Jiang Jun said as if making things up.
When everyone heard this, their expressions changed slightly, and they seemed to have vaguely guessed something.
"It should be almost two months." Han Feng thought for a moment, and then asked Xiang'er: "It's almost two months, right?"
The three beauties had black lines on their foreheads, secretly thinking that the animal's memory seemed not as strong as he claimed to be, so Xiang'er nodded.
"Oh, so short? By the way, what's your name?" Jiang Jun frowned at first and then asked.
"Han Feng." Han Feng replied, straightening his back.
"The surname is Han..." Jiang Jun tilted his head first, as if thinking about something, and then continued after a moment: "Although Xiang'er is not my biological granddaughter, she is the same as my biological granddaughter. You are not allowed to bully her in the future, otherwise I will
I can’t forgive you.”
Han Feng replied directly: "Yeah, actually I rarely bully her, she is very honest."
Jiang Jun was not very satisfied with this answer, but he did not pursue it. There were still many guests waiting, and he could not stay here for too long. He just said to Han Feng: "Xiao Han, don't be too ruthless in the future.
Because sometimes adults can't protect you."
After saying these profound words, Jiang Jun hugged four gifts and led the Jiang family away.
"What do you mean she is very honest and you rarely bully her? Aren't Sister Yaoyao and I not honest? Why do you always bully us?" The Jiang family had just arrived at the next table, and Han Feng hadn't yet settled down, Lin Yu
The elder son asked unhappily.
"Forget it, Yu'er, don't argue with him here. Let's settle the score when we go home." Xiao Yao waved her hand and said.
"Okay, let's talk about it when we get home!" Lin Yu'er nodded fiercely. Looking at it like this, she seemed to have forgotten Han Feng's heroic act just now.
However, Xiang'er always felt awkward listening to the conversation between Lin Yu'er and Xiao Yao. They were like two young wives full of grudges who wanted to go home and question their husbands.
"Yu'er, Yaoyao, do you think Grandpa Jiang will believe it?" Xiang'er asked anxiously.
"What do you believe?" Lin Yu'er asked confusedly.
"I believe Han Feng is my boyfriend!" Xiang'er replied with a headache.
"If it were me, I definitely wouldn't believe it." Xiao Yao shook her head and said.
"Well, it really doesn't look like it." Lin Yu'er agreed.
"What should we do?" Xiang'er was actually not satisfied with Han Feng's performance just now, so she was a little anxious.
"There is a way, but I don't know, cousin Xiang'er, whether you are willing to invest money and suffer losses." Lin Yu'er rolled his eyes, as if he had really thought of a way.
"You must have a bad idea again!" Xiang'er said angrily when she saw the ambiguous expression on Lin Yu'er's pink round face.
"It doesn't hurt to listen." Xiao Yao looked like she was uniting with Lin Yu'er.
"Cousin Xiang'er, if you want everyone to believe that you are a couple, you have to do something that couples should do. Look at you, you are not intimate at all, and you don't even talk. Anyone with a discerning eye will know that the animal is a fake. After a while.
Start dancing, you two pair up, then hug a little tighter, let the animal touch your buttocks, then show a coquettish look on your face, and then let the animal kiss your little mouth..."
"Go to hell!" Before Lin Yuer could finish speaking, Xiang'er picked up the paper box on the table and slapped Lin Yuer hard on the head.
"This idea is indeed a bit bad, but it should be very effective." Xiao Yao said noncommittally, but her expression was not very good-looking, and she had no intention of voting in favor of this idea.
Han Feng replied with a wicked smile: "If I really need to, I can barely pretend to be lecherous!"
"Are you still pretending?"
"You're very lustful to begin with!"
Lin Yu'er and Xiao Yao spoke almost at the same time, their cooperation was so tacit.
"Really? Definitely not. You must have misunderstood. I am a very upright person." Han Feng touched his nose and said dissatisfiedly.
"Cousin Xiang'er, if you don't want to let the child catch the wolf, how can you get away easily if you don't make some sacrifices? Grandpa Jiang must have already suspected it. He only needs to make a few random calls and he will know the result immediately. Jiang Youlin will still be able to get through this easily.
I'm pestering you. As long as you buy this animal cheaply today, everything will be settled. Grandpa Jiang and Jiang Youlin will definitely not doubt you again after seeing your intimate situation." Lin Yu'er said seductively.
"There seems to be no better way." Xiao Yao nodded with difficulty and said.
Xiang'er was very embarrassed and couldn't help but look at Han Feng a few more times.
Han Feng naturally saw Xiang'er's eyes and said, "Don't worry, I'm ready to sacrifice myself!"
He said these words as if he was going to die generously, and he almost didn't let Lin Yu'er spray him in the face again.
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