On that dark and windy night, in a dark room in a certain castle...
"Honey, come here." Mao Xiaotu lay on the bed after taking a bath. When he saw Han Yixi coming out of the bath, she hugged him and asked for a kiss.
"Huh..." Han Yixi leaned over and kissed her pink lips
"More..." in a coquettish tone
"Huh..." He continued to kiss!
"I want more..." Mao Xiaotu cooed in a coquettish tone.
"……rogue"
Just like Jiang Zi, Rabbit was raped by Han Yixi as a female gangster
Then……
When going to bed, Mao Xiaotu started to grab Han Yixi's arms and strangle him. Mouxi was very tired and resisted to death = -
When a certain rabbit was in a hurry, he said: Lao Na, just follow the Master!
Mouxi laughed until her hands softened
So a certain rabbit’s cunning plan succeeded~!
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In the early morning, Mouxi put on his suit and Mao Xiaotu helped him tie his tie. Mouxi asked Moutu for money~! (Mouxi is now the finance minister of the family, and she keeps all the money!)
"Honey! Today... I want to buy birthday gifts for Xiao Bingbing and Xiao Hanhan. Do you think you should give me some money~!" Mouxi coaxed in a particularly gentle tone.
"No...last night's service charge" Mao Xiaotu counted the bills, a total of 2 from Grandpa Mao plus a 50 yuan tip.
"The full service is only 250 yuan. My wife, I'm so stingy. I'll find a rich woman some other time!" Mouxi felt so frustrated.
"What, if it's too little, don't take it if it's too little!" After saying that, he snatched Mouxi's Mao Zedong.
"I'll go, even if you get paid for selling yourself, you're still not a human being!"
"Say it again!"
"..." Mouxi went out angrily. Before leaving, Moutu kissed her and secretly stuffed the money into Mouxi's pocket.
After getting off work, Mouxi went shopping with Moutu~!
"Husband, does this dress look good?"
"nice"
"You just perfunctory me and want me to finish shopping and go home quickly!"
"Does that dress look good?"
“Not good-looking”
"You can't bear to buy it for me!"
"..."
"Honey... the doll inside is so kawaii. Let's buy it as a gift for Hanhan."
"Um"
"Old man... the Transformers look really good, let's buy Bing Bingjie a gift."
"Um"
"Old man..."
"Sure, I'll buy them all for you!"
"Daddy... I love you so much. Come here and take one!" A certain rabbit started shopping like crazy~!
"Honey, I've already carried 5 bags~! Are you sorry if you don't take anything?"
"Then I'm still holding on to you! At over 120 kilograms, the things I hold are not much heavier than the things you hold!"
"……"you are vicious!
Going home to help Hanhan and Bingbing celebrate their birthdays is in progress...
"Mommy, do you want to give me a kiss?" Hanhan ran over and lifted up a certain rabbit's collar and asked in an extremely pure manner.
"No! It's a mosquito bite, isn't it, husband?"
"Oh! Well..."
"Dang Dang Dang~! Let's see what gifts Daddy and Mommy buy for you..."
"Wow! Transformers!"
"Oudi is a Barbie doll..."
"childish……"
"You are so naive!"
"..."
"..."
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some day
"Honey, I'm back..." Mouxi came back from get off work
"Hey, sir, you are here, which girl of ours do you like?" A certain rabbit was teasing a certain Xi when he had nothing to do.
"...Are you sick again?"
"Don't worry, our girl is absolutely on point!"
"Holy shit, I've just fallen in love with you, the madam!"
"Well, a slave sells his art but not his body."
“It’s okay to be a performer! ”
"My slave has a family tradition of painless castration. Would you like to try it, sir?"
"..."
Outside the door, Hanhan and Bingbing stuck out their little heads and covered their mouths, looking at the two bastards inside.
"Oh dad, what is the castration hormone...?" Hanhan blinked and looked at Bingbing with extremely pure eyes.
"Children, don't ask too many questions..." Bingbing broke into a cold sweat.
"Oh dad, what's the point of selling yourself...?"
"..."
"Oh dad, last night I heard mommy calling for flax dii, what's flax dii Su?"
"..."
"Oh dad..."
"That's enough! I suddenly remembered that I still have one important thing to do." A certain Bingbing started skating.