"It's really a dwarf who can pick a general! Can you still want to find a phoenix among a group of pheasants?"
"I disagree with what Concubine Li said. No matter it is a pheasant or a phoenix, as long as it can make the emperor happy, it will be an honor for you and me."
"The emperor is the emperor, and his vision is even more noble. Not just any pheasant or tit can be discerned!"
In response to Concubine Li's verbal provocation, the queen was not angry and just smiled gently.
Hongling next to me poked me gently.
"Concubine Li is the emperor's favorite, don't get on the wrong team!"
No, I am stationed next to the Queen.
The first law of palace fighting is that the better it looks, the harder it is to bully someone.
To be able to sit on the throne of queen, it definitely takes more than two brushes.
After Toko came back and whispered a few words, the queen decisively stood up and walked towards me.
"You look so nice and kind. What is your name and how old are you?"
Coming! Coming!
The queen personally invited me to join her!
It has been said in palace fighting dramas that only beautiful and stupid idiots are the best to control.
"My name is Nian Sui Sui, 28 years old."
"It's the time when the buds are ready to bloom!" The queen nodded with satisfaction, "What is your father's official position? What books have you read?"
"Our family is hereditary butchering pigs. After my father earned some money, he bought a small official in the village and worked there, but he died not long after! He said that it is virtue for a woman to have no talent! Therefore, slaves can only write names.
."
Without talent and power, naturally one cannot defend the throne of the Queen.
Only such a person would be dared to be used by the Queen.
"Your father is right!"
When the queen said this, her eyes were full of heartache.
"Go and stand under the shade of a tree. It's not good for such a fair skin to get tanned! Come on, wipe off the sweat!"
The queen picked up her handkerchief and wiped it gently for me.
Darling, you really can win people's hearts.
This queen is really not simple.
"The Queen is different from what others say!"
"Oh? What should I say?" The queen suddenly became interested.
"Outsiders say that the Queen is majestic and is the phoenix among people, but in my opinion, the Queen does not look like a phoenix!"
"How dare you! Why are you talking to the Queen?" Dezi suddenly became anxious.
"The Queen is clearly like the Bodhisattva enshrined in the Buddhist hall!"
My words immediately made Dezi's mood turn cloudy.
The queen also narrowed her eyes with a smile.
Hehe, you’re just flattering, who doesn’t know how to take pictures!
"It's almost time for today. Let's all go back! In three days, we still have to meet the emperor!"
"yes!"
When I bent down to salute, I happened to catch a glimpse of Li Fei glaring at me.
"I told you not to be on the wrong team!"
After returning to the dormitory, Hongling looked like she hated iron.
"Sister, why do you say that?"
"Good birds choose trees to roost in. Concubine Li is the emperor's favorite. Following the empress, you will starve nine times a day."
"Sister, let's do this! You follow Concubine Li, and I follow the queen. Whoever gets favored first! In short, I will definitely share the blessings and hardships with my sister!"
…
Returning to reality, I asked about my in-laws entering the palace.
"What?" The mother-in-law was shocked, "I don't have a draft!"
My in-laws didn’t choose the draft, but I did!
Then, something will definitely change.
No matter what, I have to heal Si Yuan's injury.
For this, I will do whatever it takes.
"Female girl, can you handle it?" Chao Mu Nian turned to look at me, "Have you told Si Yuan about entering the palace? According to Si Yuan's temperament, he will definitely be jealous and go crazy."
"Then don't let him know!"
These words made Chao Mu Nian suddenly change his expression.
Then, he blinked hard.
Suddenly, a chill ran down my back.
"Uh, I remember there was still soup simmering in my pot!" the mother-in-law pretended to be panicked.
"When was it stewed?" Chao Mu Nian looked confused.
"You forgot! My second uncle still has the pot of stew on the stove! Go home quickly!"
"Snake soup?"
"Let's go!"
Chao Mu Nian and his wife-in-law ran away in a hurry.
I swallowed hard, then stiffened my body and turned around.
"Draft?" Si Yuan raised his eyebrows.
"I want to save you!" I quickly surrendered, "Are you unhappy?"
"What do you think?" Si Yuan said coldly, "I don't want my woman to please other men!"
"Lord Si Yun...well..."
Why does he gag me every time I say something serious?
Damn it!
I can't resist Si Tan's kiss!
"I'm going to get a sterilization!"
After a long time, Si Tang let go of me and panted.
"ah?"
"I can't stay pregnant with you, and I don't want you to suffer the pain of pregnancy. So, the sterilization is over."
"But... you are a man!" I said cautiously.
"It's true that I'm a man, but I'm your man! If I can't share my worries with my woman, I might as well settle the matter myself."
"Can……"
"No but! If you want to continue entering the palace, you must agree to me! And..." Suddenly, Si Yuan pressed against my ear. "I want you to perform the sterilization for me yourself!"
…
In the dream:
Hongling was shocked when she saw me.
"Why do you look so weak?"
"Yeah?"
It’s strange to have strength!
It was clearly promised that it would be sterilized!
I prepared seriously for the surgery, but I was counterattacked just as I was preparing the skin.
Then the surgery scene turned into the wedding night.
Woohoo, backache.
"You...shhh!"
Hongling wanted to say something, but her expression suddenly changed.
Immediately, she hurriedly blew out the oil lamp.
After a while, a black shadow flashed outside the window.
The black shadow punctured the window paper and stuffed the snakes inside.
Hongling tightly covered my mouth, afraid that I would scream.
After the figure left, she suddenly took out a flute.
After blowing a few times, the snakes turned around and got out.
"I have learned some snake-control acrobatics!" Hongling explained seriously.
I pretended to be frightened and trembled.
"They really took action!"
"Who? Those showgirls?"
"How dare you, a beautiful girl!" Hongling narrowed her eyes.
So, is it Li Fei?
"If you don't get bitten, you will definitely be suspected by the mastermind behind it! Sister, please be patient!"
Speaking of this, Hongling suddenly grabbed a snake.
It doesn't look poisonous.
I pinched open its mouth and took a bite on my hand.
Then, Hongling screamed.
"Snake! There is a snake!"
Understanding, I immediately pretended to faint.
The lights and footsteps approached quickly.
"The Queen has arrived!" the voice of Eunuch Dezi came.
"The Queen, she was bitten by a snake!" was Hongling's cry.
"How could this happen? How could there be venomous snakes in the harem!" the queen shouted, "Doctor, please give her a diagnosis and treatment quickly."
"yes!"
"Empress, the window paper has been punctured! There are muddy footprints on the ground outside! I think this is where the snake got in!" Dezi said hurriedly.
"Bold! If you dare to use these sinister methods in the harem, you simply don't care about the emperor and me! Dezi, give me a thorough investigation immediately!"
"Yes, what should I do, young master Nian?"
"Immediately move the palace to the side hall for treatment, so as not to cause trouble again in this remote place! Live under my nose, let's see who dares to cause trouble!"
"What's your name?"
"Slave Hongling!"
"Follow me and take care of me!"
"yes!"
Just as the queen shook her sleeves angrily, a huge snake shadow was reflected on the window.