"Si Teng, I just heard from people outside that Yun Yuyan is so beautiful. Many people came from thousands of miles away just to take a look at her."
Si Yuan said nothing and continued to make the bed.
"Also, Yun Yuyan has a lot of personality, not everyone can meet her! She is the kind of host who will only meet once when she is happy, and will leave when she is not happy, but the guests will not be angry! Hey, she has to be so willful.
, how beautiful it must be!”
"I also heard that the emperor paid a private visit to Sijichun incognito, but he didn't see Yun Yuyan at all! When I get the chance, I will definitely ask Long Yan whether it is true or not."
"After so much preparation, it's time to get down to business, right?"
Finally, Si Yuan turned around and looked at me.
"I have no money!" I curled my lips and said pitifully.
"So, you want me to pay you to have fun?"
"What are you looking for for fun? I'm looking for a chastity handkerchief!" I grabbed Si Yuan's sleeve and shook it gently. "What's more, you went with me!"
"You're not going!"
"ah?"
"Not only do I not want to go to that dirty place, I even have the urge to crush it into rubble!"
This veteran cadre!
Aren’t I doing business?
"Husband..."
I put my arms around Si Yuan's neck and cooed coquettishly.
"I'm a girl, I won't go out of my way!"
"Just because you are a girl, I feel uneasy!" Si Yuan muttered.
Are you afraid that I will be spotted by pleasure-seeking guests?
Jealous Si Tang is really cute!
"I'm disguised as a man!" I said quickly.
"You are charming in women's clothing, and handsome in men's clothing! What if those girls take notice of you?"
When Si Yuan said this, he grabbed my waist.
"Only I can take advantage of you!"
Eye-opening!
First he was jealous of himself, then he was jealous of men, and now he was jealous of women.
"But if I can't find those four things, I won't be able to learn the time travel technique. If I can't learn time travel, you will forget me after you turn into a dragon! After you forget me, the child and I can only rely on each other for life! Wow!
Woohoo..."
"The emotions are in place, where are the tears?" Si Yuan raised his eyebrows.
"Wait, it's crowded!"
"Okay!" Si Yuan pinched my cheek and said, "Send my name to the bank!"
"Thank you, husband!"
"good!"
I turned around and walked a few steps, then suddenly turned back.
"Why do you deposit money at the bank here?"
"What are you thinking about in your little head?" Si Tan knocked on my head lightly, "All the banks in the Central Plains have my money!"
"So my husband is so rich!"
Suddenly, my eyes sparkled.
"Stop talking so much and go quickly!"
"Then you really don't want to go with me?"
"No!" Si Yu raised his lips, "I will warm the bed and wait for you to come back!"
…
After successfully withdrawing the money, I went straight to Sijichun.
The streets are crowded with people.
The darkness of night made the girls' faces look even more alluring.
They waved their little hands and greeted the cute ones.
There are four ounces of meat on the chest, dangling from side to side.
There are so many brothels, but Sijichunqian only has two doors.
One is overcrowded and the other is deserted.
In the crowded one, there was even a burly man with a whip shouting loudly to maintain order.
In the less crowded room, an old and shabby woman was crossing her legs and taking a breath.
"Excuse me……"
"Oh! Guest!"
As soon as he opened his mouth, he was interrupted by the woman.
She waved her fan and rushed towards me.
"Sir, seeing as you are a new face, I will give you a 20% discount!"
"I...I..."
It’s over!
It was my first time to come to a brothel and I had no experience at all.
Actually, I originally wanted to see Yun Yuyan.
But if you think about it carefully, Sister Yao's chastity handkerchief will be there as long as it is your first time.
So, I have to find someone new.
"First time?" The woman winked at me.
"Nonsense! I have indulged in brothels for twenty years, why do I say that I am the number one..."
Before I could finish speaking, the woman slapped my crotch with her paw.
In an instant, the atmosphere froze.
When their eyes met, the smile in the woman's eyes disappeared.
Immediately, she retracted her hand as if she was electrocuted.
"It turns out to be a eunuch!"
Before I could explain, the woman lowered her voice.
"I understand this kind of thing! Don't worry, I won't discriminate against you! Those who work in our industry must have a broad mind! I have never been a man in my life, and I want to pretend to be a man here! I understand! I understand!
Follow me!"
Do you think of me as a eunuch?
Pouting his lips, he followed the woman up to the attic and took me into a room.
"You can say ugly things first, pay first and then inspect the goods! But you are from the palace, so you probably don't have the money..."
Before the woman could finish speaking, I slapped a stack of banknotes on the table.
Suddenly, the woman's eyes glowed.
"Sir, would you like to see me?" The woman winked at me.
"I want a girl!"
"I'm a girl too!"
"You are an old girl!" I said displeased.
"If you don't want it, just don't want it. Why are you hurting others' self-esteem!" The woman grabbed the banknote and rolled her eyes at me. "I'm not good enough, but I still want a baby!"
This old brothel has such a vicious mouth!
I kicked the woman in the direction she was leaving, and prepared to turn around and turn back.
However, I saw a sneaky figure sticking its head out from the corridor.
Just when I wanted to take a closer look, the man suddenly ran away.
So, I chased after him decisively.
However, the corridors of Four Seasons Spring go around and around.
I was so confused that I lost track of that person.
So, I went back to the room where I came from.
As soon as I entered the door, I saw someone mumbling on the bed.
There is hair, exposed outside.
Coming?
My girl is here?
Too bad!
I'm so nervous!
I closed the door and picked up the teacup on the table.
But because of the trembling, the lid and cup collided violently and made a sound.
"Sir, are you afraid?"
"Don't be afraid!" I put the tea back on the table, "Um...can I ask a question?"
"Sir, please tell me!"
"Is this your first time?"
After asking, I regretted it.
Is this too impolite to ask?
"yes!"
"That's good!"
I walked over and lifted the quilt.
Stuffed a stack of banknotes into it.
"You can use these banknotes to redeem yourself after the matter is completed!"
"What new way is this?"
The woman on the bed, wearing only a bellyband, sat up and turned her pretty face to me.
"Don't get me wrong! I just want your chastity handkerchief, not that you sell your body! Since this is your first time, you still have time to leave here! If these banknotes are not enough, I will get it for you again!"
My man is rich anyway!
Naturally, I could only mutter the latter sentence in my heart.
"Haha!" The woman covered her mouth and chuckled, "Are all the people from the palace like this, stupid and rich?"
What does she mean?
etc!
With her silky eyes and charming and sultry look, she looks like a little girl who is inexperienced in the world.
"Mother Cui said she picked up a eunuch, so I thought it would be fun, so I came to take a look!" The woman blinked and looked at me with her chin in her hands. "I didn't expect it to be so interesting!"
"Who are you anyway?"
"Me?" The woman caressed her cheek, "Spring in all seasons... clouds, rain and smoke!"