This proves that even though Si Tang is not here now, he has been here before.
When the witch doctor was treating Chi You, he actually started snoring.
The snoring was deafening.
I pinched Chi You quietly, and he suddenly woke up.
"Girl, how do you feel?"
"I...cough cough cough, people...wuwuwu..."
Chi You probably didn't know what to say, so he turned his head and leaned on my shoulder, pretending to cry.
"My sister is still a young lady, and she would definitely be worse off than dead if she suffered such humiliation!" I quickly responded.
"Ah, so..." Huang Di frowned, "I'm a rough guy and I don't know how to comfort people! So... why don't you eat something first! You must be starving!"
"I... don't have much appetite!" Chi You looked at Chi You with tears in his eyes, "First come twenty kilograms of beef, thirty kilograms of mutton, and then ten jars of strong liquor. I want to numb myself!"
At this point, Chi You covered his mouth. "I'll just eat this much for the time being. Sister, you can order some more!"
I,"……"
Is this called having no appetite?
"Girl, that's just the right amount!" Huang Di gave a thumbs up, "I'll ask someone to prepare it right now!"
After Huang Di led the people away, Chi You pushed up his drooping chest.
"A naughty old pervert!"
"I think so too!" I nodded, "We have to find the dragon quickly!"
"I changed my mind!" Chi You narrowed his eyes, "First take down this rogue and make him fall crazily in love with me. In this way, I can have everything I want, let alone a dragon, to kill him.
!”
"Are you...sure?"
"What do you think? A strong and plump woman like me is the favorite of tribal men! Otherwise, why wouldn't I dare to look in the mirror? I'm afraid that falling in love with myself is no joke!"
While Chiyou was eating up the sea and Huangdi was dumbfounded, I quietly slipped out.
In the tribe, it looks ordinary.
Occasionally, I can meet a few men and women with strange paint on their faces.
Thinking about it, these should be the wizards Chi You mentioned who knew the art of witchcraft.
Those people looked at each other like vultures.
It seems that it is waiting for the encroachment after death.
"I heard that a beauty has come to the tribe!"
"I saw it! He's tall and strong, and his two big hips twist and turn when he walks! That hair... tsk tsk, it's so beautiful with curly hair like water plants!"
"It seems that the status of these ladies cannot be saved! I have never seen His Majesty treat them so tenderly!"
"What, you also want to marry His Majesty?"
"I just want to have such curly hair!"
I heard the two women beating their clothes by the river talking, so I pretended to wash my hands and leaned over.
The woman was a little surprised when she saw me.
"Are you the one who came with the beauty?"
"Yes! She is my sister!"
"Adopted, right? You look nothing like your sister!"
Me, "We're twins!"
"Then your sister is very cruel, she sucked away all the good ones!"
Just as he said this, a long roar came from the mountain.
"Dragon!" I exclaimed.
"It's a tiger!" the woman responded, "That dragon has long been..."
Before she could finish speaking, the woman next to her covered her mouth.
"There are no dragons in this world!"
With that said, he dragged the woman away!
It seems that my guess is confirmed!
Huangdi has captured a dragon.
And that dragon is probably Si Tan!
…
Inside the tent, wine and meat are fragrant.
When it was time to go to bed, Huang Di still didn't leave.
He sat there without saying a word, smiling as he watched Chi You eat and drink.
"I made your Majesty laugh!" Chi You looked pitiful.
"No, no!" Huang Di shook his head, "I don't know your name yet!"
"Beauty!" Chi You blinked.
"Beauty?" Huang Di's eyes sparkled, "Sure enough, she lives up to her name!"
"Then your sister..."
"My name is..."
"Forget it! It doesn't matter what you call it!"
Before I could finish speaking, Huang Di interrupted directly.
Am I so insignificant?!
no!
The plan must be implemented as soon as possible!
'Seduce him! Tease him! Make him want to stop!'
I met Chi You's gaze and shouted in my heart.
Sure enough, Chi You received it.
"The beauty has to thank His Majesty for saving her life!"
When Chi You said this, he put his hand on his left chest.
But as soon as he touched it, he suddenly threw it towards Huang Di's chest.
Then, he was shocked.
"Sorry! It popped up accidentally!"
Damn...you can boast of such awesomeness?
Chi You wanted to take back his hand, but Huang Di held him down.
"It didn't hurt your little...big hand, did it?"
"you……"
Chi You quickly retracted his hand and turned around violently.
"This is the first time a man touches my little hand!"
God, what evil have I done!
"Then I'm... flattered!"
Huang Di lowered his head in embarrassment and kicked the ground with a scream.
"oops!"
Chi You let out a squeak and his body swayed.
Seeing this, Huang Di went over to help him.
And I took the opportunity to reach out and stumble slightly.
The moment the two people fell down, their mouths touched each other.
Chi You violently pushed Huang Di back two feet away and covered his thick lips.
"you……"
‘Pretend to be dizzy!’ I winked quickly.
Although his fists were clenched tightly, Chi You still closed his eyes.
"elder sister!"
"Beauty! What happened to your sister?"
"My sister...my sister has been suffering from a strange disease since she was a child. She will faint when she gets excited or nervous! The doctor said that his disease needs to be taken with cold animal blood to alleviate it! If he wants to save his life, he has to take dragon's blood!
Otherwise... I won’t survive until the age of eighteen!”
"So how old is she now?"
"I will be eighteen next month! Woohoo, my miserable sister!"
"Dragon blood?" Huang Di narrowed his eyes.
…
In order to completely defeat the Yellow Emperor, I asked Chi You to carry the hoe in the middle of the night.
By the time he got into position, Huang Di, who had been notified by me in advance, had already hid in the dark.
Under the bright and round moon, Chi You's figure is reflected extremely strong.
He hoeed the ground hard, hoeed a few times and then looked up at the moon.
The glistening beads of sweat slid down Chi You's chubby cheeks into attractive curves.
For other men, flirting may work.
But the men here like labor-shaped beauties.
Sure enough, Huang Di was fascinated by it.
"Sister, why do you have to work so hard!"
Seeing that the time had come, I deliberately shouted.
"Your Majesty kissed my little mouth and took away my little heart! I... fell in love with Your Majesty! But how could I, who was born humble, be worthy of the tall and mighty Your Majesty? What's more, I'm terminally ill!
So I want to plant a field for Your Majesty before I die! After autumn, our love that ended before it even began will blossom and bear fruit!"
After Chi You finished speaking, he turned around and started crying.
Oh, it’s really hard for him!
"Beauty, are everything you said true?"
Finally, Huang Di couldn't help but show up.
"Ah!" Chi You exaggeratedly covered his mouth, "Your Majesty?"
"Beauty, I fell in love with you at first sight too!"
Huang Di said, and walked towards Chi You with open arms.
"No! No! No!" Chi You dodged, "How can I, who am about to die, be worthy of you, who will live forever? Your love for me is so intense, so hot, that it scares me!"
Let me go, when did Chi You learn the Qiongyao Body?
"I can find dragon blood and cure your disease!"
Just as Chi You was shaking his head, Huang Di shouted loudly.