Little Wushao hugged the snake doctor and cried bitterly.
"Lao Carrot doesn't want to have a baby with me!"
"What do you see in him?" The snake doctor looked surprised. "Do you see him being old, ugly, and wrinkled?"
"But he kissed me!" Xiao Wushao poked his finger aggrievedly.
"Is it his ginseng-flavored lipstick that you can't forget?" The Snake Doctor rolled his eyes, "You have a noble status and he is not worthy of you!"
"I...I'm just an ordinary little Wushao, how can I have any dignity?" The little Wushao sobbed, "Mother, is it because I am a child without a father, so Laoluobo doesn't like me?"
"Nonsense! You are the mighty snake king..."
When the snake doctor said this, his expression suddenly changed.
He looked straight at the snake queen in the corner with horrified eyes.
"Snake Queen!"
Little Wushao rushed over and grabbed the snake queen's hand.
"Don't cry! I'll make the decision for you!" The Snake Queen smiled, "You go out first, and I'll talk to your mother alone!"
"It turns out to be you!"
After the little Wushao left, the snake queen made a cold sound.
The snake doctor hurriedly knelt down.
"I was just obsessed for a moment! It's all my fault! Please Queen Snake..."
"According to what I know about that dead ghost, he should have seduced you first, right?" The Snake Queen suddenly pinched her temples.
"Yes!" Snake Doctor nodded timidly, "He tricked me into drinking realgar wine..."
"Shameless!" the snake queen said harshly, "What else did he tell you?"
"I……"
"explain!"
"The Snake King said that the one he loves most is me, and he will give you his status and wealth just because he feels guilty for you! Although I don't have anything, I have enough love from him!"
"Idiot! He is trying to fool you!" The Snake Queen rolled her eyes in anger, "Stupid woman!"
"Ah this..."
"So Little Wushao is a bloodline of our royal family's snake clan, and is Si Laoer's biological sister!"
"Um!"
"How dare that old ginseng refuse such a noble little princess of the Snake Clan?" The Snake Queen was furious, "Is he worthy of her?"
"I don't think I'm worthy of it either! But I can't help but like Little Wushao!"
"What's wrong with this girl's eyes! My eldest son, Si Yuan, is a dragon, and he has set his sights on Suisui, the daughter of the phoenix! My second son is the current snake king, and he has set his sights on Mo Nuan, a beauty in the world. When it comes to our little princess, he has set his sights on Gen.
Lao Cai Bangzi? Didn't you eat snake gallbladder to improve your eyesight when you were pregnant with her?"
"Ah, this... conditions didn't allow it at that time!"
"No! I have to let this old vegetable stick taste the suffering of the world! We can't let our little princess be sad in vain!"
"Snake Queen! Don't you blame me?" The snake doctor burst into tears.
"Why should women be blamed for men's faults?" The snake queen hugged the snake doctor and said, "I'm going to find Si Tang and let this old man fall into reincarnation, so that little Wu Shao won't suffer from the pain of love!"
…
As soon as Ginseng Jing opened his eyes, he saw an infinitely enlarged face.
"Little Wushao, you attacked me again!"
I rolled out of bed, only to find that the person in front of me was not Little Wushao but...
"Master?"
Seeing Si Yuan, Ginseng Jing immediately showed respect.
"Aren't you on your honeymoon with your mistress? Why..."
"I just learned a truth!"
"What truth!"
"Little Wushao is my sister!"
Ginseng essence, "..."
"I naturally like to protect babies, so I can only wrong you!"
"Master, do you want to kill Ginseng Chengren?" The ginseng spirit trembled.
"No!" Si Tang shook his head, "I want you to marry Xiao Wushao as my brother-in-law, but because of your organ deficiency, I am afraid that she will remain a widow! So..."
"Could you pinch one for me?" Ginseng Essence immediately became excited, "Please give me the largest size in history!"
"No! Reincarnate!"
"What? You want me to be a human being? Being a human being is painful! I don't want it! I don't want it!"
"It's not up to you!"
Si Yuan waved his hand and the ginseng essence disappeared instantly.
…
He Yisen felt that he was really unlucky.
Twenty-five years ago, his mother died in childbirth due to difficulty in giving birth to him.
The father personally delivered the baby, but he choked to death from the amniotic fluid that spurted out.
This is nothing!
In short, wherever he goes to kindergarten, the kindergarten will close down.
Whichever school you go to, that school will be demolished immediately.
So, the women's director tearfully took the lead in donating money to send him abroad for further study.
Then, I went to Iraq.
When I get to work, which company I go to will go bankrupt.
This is nothing!
The most unlucky thing is love!
Whoever you fall in love with will be unlucky!
My first love was when I went to the beach to take pictures and was swallowed by a shark, and my whereabouts are still unknown.
The second school friend, whom I met in Iraq, was killed by a shell the next day after he confessed.
The third widow whom I met on a blind date was said to have killed eight of her husbands.
The problem was mutual, and in the end, he died of suffocation due to varicose veins within two days.
He Yisen stood on the tall building and sighed heavily.
End it!
What a damn fate!
Closing his eyes, He Yisen fell forward.
But the next second, his hair was grabbed.
Because it is too tight, the entire scalp is pushed upwards.
The line of sight became narrow and blurred.
"Don't kill yourself!"
A delicate voice sounded from behind He Yisen.
girl?
This is not a loss of face!
"I didn't commit suicide!" He Yisen said with difficulty.
"Then why did you jump off the building?"
"This is called bungee jumping!" He Yisen said hurriedly, "Pull me up first!"
Don't tell me, this girl is pretty cool.
When he stood firm, He Yisen turned around.
A smaller and beautiful girl who looked like a little fairy was standing in front of him with a smile.
"Wow! You are so handsome!"
He Yisen's face turned red instantly.
In twenty-five years, this was the first time a girl praised him so unpretentiously.
"Hello, I'm Xiao Wushao!"
Xiao Wushao looked at He Yisen and suppressed his excitement.
Although it is a bit tender, it looks very good!
"My name is He Yisen!"
"Then can I call you Sensen?"
Woo hoo, the old carrot turned into a little fresh meat.
The radishes produced in this way should be very white and tender, right?
"you……"
"Can I be your girlfriend?"
Xiao Wushao's sudden words made He Yisen's head buzz.
"Is today...April Fool's Day?"
Such a good-looking girl must be taking a big risk by joking with herself!
"What is April Fool's Day?" Xiao Wushao said with a smile, "If you become my boyfriend, we will be Valentine's Day every day!"
Wow!
She is so good at flirting, I like her so much!
but……
Anyone who gets close to him is seeking death!
"cannot!"
"Why?" Xiao Wushao was anxious.
"Because...you are too young!"
Looking at his age, he must be sixteen at most!
This is illegal!
"I understand!"
Xiaowushao turned around and punched his chest more than a dozen times.
This operation shocked He Yisen's jaw.
"Hey! Stop! If you hit me again..."
"Is this okay?"
Little Wushao held his waist and lifted the weight on his chest.
"Is it big enough?"
"I mean you are too young!" He Yisenzao blushed, "You are too old!"
"But I'm over 800 years old!" Xiao Wushao blinked, "When I get older, I can only marry my mother, but I will never allow you to be my stepfather!"
He Yisen, "..."
He Yisen was sure that this girl had a brain disease.
Just as he was about to turn around and leave to die another day, Little Wushao grabbed him.
"Let's do this! I'm here with sincerity! To show that I can accept all your preferences, I'll give you a bungee jump first!"
After finishing speaking, Xiao Wushao rushed downstairs.