Everyone thinks that Siqing is the happiest person in the world... no, in the three worlds.
Because his father is a dragon and his mother is a phoenix.
His grandmother is a snake, and his uncle is a ginseng.
Logically speaking, he is the best in the world and the most favored man in heaven.
No matter which end of the light you occupy, you can get awesome superpowers!
But...I'm sorry, the genetics completely ignored him!
He is just an ordinary human being!
hehe!
What boy doesn't have a dream to be a superhero?
Why did it break when it came to him?
Si Qing decided to do something.
There is a saying that goes, ‘The rich rely on technology, the poor rely on mutation’!
If you want to become a superhero, you have to work hard.
So he tied himself to a lightning rod on a rainy day and waited for lightning to strike.
Siqing firmly believes that even if lightning splits his Tianling Cap, he can awaken his supernatural powers!
As a result, thunder really split the Tianling Cap open.
"Brother, are you tired of living?"
Lan Wanwan said with a solemn expression while using 520 to glue the Tianling cover to Siqing.
"I thought my powers would be awakened!"
"What's the result?"
"My brain exploded into popcorn!" Siqing cried sadly.
"What happened the day before yesterday?"
"I'm going to provoke...no, I'm provoking a poisonous scorpion, trying to imitate Spider-Man!"
"Then why don't you look for spiders?"
"I already have Spider-Man, but I want to be a masked Scorpion Man!"
"In the end, they almost bit your lifeblood off!" Lan Wanwan rolled her eyes in anger, "Brother, can you save some time? If you're bored, just watch a movie at home, or if you don't want to take care of the baby for your aunt! Wake up, you're still dizzy.
They are all drowsy and making a lot of noise! If it doesn’t work, you can take care of the kids for me, I’m going to cry too soon!”
"Come on!" Siqing waved her hands anxiously, "Why do you guys do these mother-in-law things? I might as well watch a movie! Seriously, why didn't I inherit super powers?"
"Doesn't it count if you can't die?" Lan Wanwan frowned, "How many times did you say you died?"
"That was saved by you!" Siqing sighed, "Sister, how can I awaken my superpower?"
"Awakening your superpower? How about trying to fall in love?"
"fall in love?"
"Yes! Falling in love can develop the brain and increase IQ!"
"Really or not?"
"I'm lying to you, I'm not human!"
"You are not good at all!"
"I'm sorry I forgot! Brother, believe me you can do it!"
…
Sitting in front of the computer, Siqing thought about Lan Wanwan's words.
fall in love?
How to talk?
He is surrounded by beautiful women.
No matter it's his mother or his sister, as long as it's a woman, she's stunning.
If you have a high vision, who can you see?
Even the men dressed up as women were at the level of bosses.
Why!
A nerd like him may have no choice but to date online!
Thinking of this, Siqing moved the mouse.
Suddenly, a pop-up window appeared on the screen.
The title is: ‘Are you qualified to fall in love with a perfect score of 100’.
What the hell?
Siqing wanted to delete it, but couldn't.
Shut down and restart, it's still there.
Even if I turn on various anti-virus, I can't close the pop-up window.
So, I could only click in angrily.
Question 1: You told your girlfriend that you were sleepy and you wanted to sleep. Which of your girlfriend’s responses made you unhappy?
1,oh
2,well
3, got it
4,goodbye
Siqing glanced at it and decisively chose 1
As a result, 10 points were deducted in big red letters.
Could it be 2?
So, press 2 again.
As a result, another 10 points were deducted.
Anxiously, I clicked on the last two, and all of a sudden 20 points were lost.
Just as Siqing was scratching his head, the system pushed the correct answer:
'Girlfriend: If you go to bed before I go to bed, do you not love me anymore? You feel sleepy without even talking to me, but you feel energetic when playing games with a little girl! You don't love me at all!'
Be good!
Are girls’ minds so complicated?
Wiping off the sweat, Si Qing clicked on the second question:
What do you want to say to your girlfriend on her birthday?
1. I’ll buy you whatever you like.
2. If you really like this, I will place an order.
3. If you are sure you want it, I will give it to you.
4. No gift can match your natural beauty.
Seeing this, Siqing became confident.
Definitely not 4, the fourth one is a big pie.
So, he chooses the first one!
It looks domineering and grand.
After clicking, another ten points will be deducted.
All correct, all wrong.
Correct answer: 'Girlfriend: If you want to give it to me, just give it to me without asking! Asking means you don't want to buy it! Asking means you are not sincere! Asking means you don't love me!'
Darling, is your girlfriend so scary?
‘You have been deducted eighty points! If you deduct one hundred points, you will enter the virtual world and receive very cruel punishment!’
"Crazy! My father is a dragon and my mother is a phoenix! Are you trying to scare me? I'm scared!"
Siqing dismissed the system's warnings.
Seeing that the pop-up window couldn't be clicked, I opened the movie directly and watched "A Chinese Ghost Story" that I hadn't finished yesterday.
Even if it takes up half the screen, it doesn't affect his viewing ability.
But as I watched, the pop-up window expanded.
The last question is a question of life and death! Excuse me, if you had to choose one of the following three to be your girlfriend? (Special reminder, if you don’t choose to have a son, there will be no Xiaojiji!)
1, Montenegro old demon
2, Yan Chixia
3, grandma
What a despicable pop-up!
Of these three, it seems that only grandma is a woman!
Choose...Grandma?
When the mouse clicks on 3, the pop-up window disappears instantly.
It seems that this is the correct answer.
Just when Siqing took out the pickled chicken feet and prepared to watch a movie in peace, snowflakes suddenly appeared on the screen.
Then, a dry well appeared.
When a woman in white climbed out, Siqing hurriedly turned off her phone.
But just this move caused countless hands to stretch out from the screen.
In an instant, he was dragged in.
…
As she fell, countless movie clips spun around Siqing.
When it fell to the ground with a 'pop' sound, Siqing quickly got up.
All around, there was smoke.
Faintly, there are still wolves howling.
There is a dilapidated stone tablet in front, with three words written on it: "Lanruo Temple"!
"Lanruo Temple?" Siqing's eyes widened, "A Chinese Ghost Story?"
'Welcome to the alien movie space, you will begin your journey of love enlightenment!'
A mechanical sound came from near and far away.
"What the hell?"
'Cinema Space!'
"What's the meaning?"
'Chasing love only travels!'
"Speak humanly!"
'I just want you to fall in love, Shabi!'
"Why does your system still include curse words?"
'If you beep again, I'll let you die!'
The temper of this system is not ordinary.
"So my golden finger is..."
Time travel, what a big deal!
It doesn't matter that his family is so weird.
'Steal women from the male protagonist and take them away!'
After the system finished speaking, there was no more movement.
Steal a woman from the male protagonist?
It’s exciting to listen to!
Just when I thought of this, suddenly a man dressed in white fell from the sky.
Immediately, a beautiful woman fell in front of Siqing.
Hey, this look! This figure! This look of wanting to welcome but rejecting! It must be the heroine Nie Xiaoqian without a doubt!
"Sir, save me!"
Suddenly, the woman in white called softly.
"Don't be afraid!" Siqing ran over and stood in front of the woman in white. "I'm here!"
"Sir, you are so powerful!"
"I think so too!"
As Siqing said this, she looked around nervously.
"Who's chasing you?"
"A pack of wolves!" The woman in white leaned against Siqing, "Now that she is gone, she must have been scared away by the young master! Young Master, you saved the slave family!"
"Then how are you going to thank me?" Siqing turned around.
The woman in white hid her face and said shyly, "Young Master is so kind and kind, and I have nothing to repay, so I can only pledge myself to you!"
"Okay, okay!"
Look! It’s that easy to get the heroine!
"What is your surname?"
"My name is Siqing, Miss Nie!"
"My surname is not Nie!" The woman in white blinked shyly, "My surname is Mu!"
"Surnamed Mu?"
"My name is Muji!"
"hen?"
"It's Mu Ji!" The woman in white giggled, "Master Siqing is so funny!"
"Why aren't you Nie Xiaoqian?"
"Xiao Qian! Wasn't she taken away by Ning Caichen? I don't have her to help me find energy, so I have to do it myself!"