"Don't want to say?" I raised my eyebrows, "If you don't want to reveal your name, then I will kindly give you one! Since you are the queen of snakes, then I will call you...Queen Eight?!"
"Looking for death?"
The originally dark pupils of the Queen Snake instantly shrank to the size of a needle tip.
The murderous look in his eyes was undisguised.
"Then I can't call you a beast like 'Queen Snake Queen Snake', right?" I chuckled, "Although, you are a beast yourself!"
"Bold man!" Queen Snake shouted sharply.
‘pop’
I raised my hand and slapped myself hard.
The Queen Snake's fair cheeks also showed red marks.
This unexpected discovery made me a little excited.
"My Queen, I was wrong!" I said, pretending to be panicked. "How dare I, a little human being, speak rudely to you? It's like lighting a lamp in the toilet...looking for shit! In order to atone for my sin, I will slap you first!"
After saying that, I shot my bow from left and right and slapped my face.
Soon, the Queen Snake's entire face swelled up.
"Stop, stop... stop!" Queen Snake shouted, "I forgive you!"
"No! You must not have forgiven me, otherwise why wouldn't you reveal your name?"
Pretending to be cautious, I raised my hand again, but was interrupted by the Queen's tight voice.
"Sister-in-law!"
The Queen Snake's pair of delicate red lips bloom like roses.
"Sister-in-law, right?" I put away my pretense of cowardice and raised my chin arrogantly. "Let's open the skylight and talk openly. Why are you willing to leave my body?"
My sudden change shocked my wife-in-law.
"Never possible!" the wife-in-law said coldly.
"No need to discuss?"
"No need to discuss!"
"That's good!"
I casually took out a silver needle bag and slowly took out a silver needle from it.
"I just wanted to find an opportunity to practice the Thirteen Needles of Ghost Technique taught to me by two masters, haha... the opportunity has just come!"
"Thirteen stitches of ghost magic?" The mother-in-law's tone instantly increased, "Zhuyou magic?"
"You've turned into a worm, and you still have the nerve to say that others are evil spirits?" I couldn't help but sneer.
"I am not a worm! I am the king of snakes!" The wife-in-law was obviously angry.
"You're so funny! If my man hadn't set you free, would you have become the king of snakes? The king of maggots is just as good!"
"I don't know what to say! Wait until this queen comes out..."
Before my mother-in-law could finish speaking, I shot a needle into my chest.
My mother-in-law's cry of pain overflowed from my mouth.
And if I hadn't endured it forcefully, I would have almost cried out in pain.
Be good!
I didn't expect it to hurt so much!
But the mother-in-law didn’t feel much better either!
"This fierceness is very similar to that of my king!" My wife-in-law sneered, "No wonder Si Yuan will regard you as my substitute!"
substitute?
This bitch wants to stir up trouble again!
However, I'm not angry at all!
Make yourself angry, she gets what she wants!
"No! I'm much crueler than you!"
Before I finished speaking, I inserted another needle into the acupuncture point.
This time, two screams came from his mouth.
Sorry, couldn't help it!
Really, it hurts so much!
"Thanks to the Queen for being willing to condescend to live in my body, otherwise I really wouldn't be able to die with you!"
Speaking of this casually, I picked up a dazzling silver needle between each of my fingers.
This move made the mother-in-law's red and swollen face twitch instantly.
"You...you want to kill me?"
"Isn't the intention obvious enough?" I said with a smile, "Anyone who dares to steal a man from me will die!"
As I said that, I pointed the needle at myself.
"Wait, wait, wait!" the wife-in-law shouted, "I like Dongfang Cangjue! I used my mortal body to reappear in the world just to renew my relationship with him!"
"But I like Si Tang!"
"Si Yuan likes me!" The wife-in-law suddenly chuckled.
I didn't fight back, but penetrated the acupuncture point again.
As the silver needle penetrated, the mother-in-law's cries of pain became smaller and smaller.
When I held the seventh needle, my back was already soaked with sweat.
But on his face, he pretended to be calm and calm.
"I'm warning you, sister-in-law! Whether it's this body of mine or Si Chang, they belong to me every year! You'd better not make any mistakes, otherwise I will stew you into soup!"
After saying that, the seventh needle was inserted.
The face of the mother-in-law on the screen disappeared immediately.
…
When I got home, everyone was discussing something animatedly around the table.
When he saw me, grandpa put on his reading glasses.
"What does this little fat girl do for you? Coming here uninvited is like breaking into a private house!"
Fat girl?
Is it that swollen?
"Grandpa, it's me!" I said awkwardly.
Everyone was stunned at first, and then exploded.
Especially grandpa, he threw away his wheelchair and rushed over as fast as flying.
"What's wrong with you, baby?"
"Obviously he was beaten!" Mocangshan rolled up his sleeves angrily, "It depends on the owner to beat a dog. Who is so bold as a dog?"
"You are the dog and your whole family is a dog!" Grandpa kicked Mocangshan, "Get out of here!"
I,"……"
If I had known earlier, I would have come back after the swelling subsided.
"Sister, tell me who did it? Brother, I will help you!"
Mo Han said, grabbed his phone and started shaking people.
Just as I was about to stop him, Mo Nuan rushed over and put a mask on my face.
"Hurry up and pledge your allegiance so that you don't have trouble putting on makeup during the wedding!"
Seeing that the scene was in chaos for a while, I quickly waved my hand.
"No! No! I did it myself! Me!"
But no matter how much I shouted, everyone turned a deaf ear.
Even grandpa didn't know when he changed into camouflage uniforms, and jumped on the table with a Gatling gun full of bullets.
Do you want to be so exaggerated?
"Dad, I'm hungry!"
Just when I shouted until my voice became hoarse, my mother suddenly appeared on the stairs.
Grandpa was stunned by the sound of "Dad".
"Just now... was my daughter calling me?"
"Yes!" Mocangshan's eyes turned red, "My sister can call me daddy!"
As soon as these words came out, grandpa trembled all over.
With a 'ga' sound, it fell onto the table.
Upon seeing this, a well-trained servant rushed over to give oxygen and first aid.
A series of actions, completely natural.
Taking advantage of this opportunity, my mother came to me quietly.
He gently held my hand, pulled me and turned around to leave.