Chapter 91 A little nervous when seeing my daughter-in-law for the first time
When my eyes almost blurred from looking at it, Si Chang pinched the sore back of my neck.
"He..." I pointed to the sky.
"Don't mind!" Si Tang smiled, "There will always be a few abnormal eggs in a nest!"
As he said that, Si Yun hugged me.
Things don’t feel good!
I haven’t seen my mother-in-law yet, so I’m going to fuck my brother-in-law first!
"I forgot to bring a gift..."
Before he finished speaking, a strong sense of oppression came over him.
I saw a graceful and luxurious woman sitting in the hall of Snake Castle.
Wearing a black velvet silk cheongsam, her hair is tied up in a regular bun.
There is no decoration or accumulation of jewelry, but the elegant temperament is invisible.
The woman held the teacup and gently flicked it with the lid.
Then she lightly opened her red lips and blew slowly.
That expression was very dignified and quiet.
With this temperament and aura, she must be the Queen of Snakes.
"Mother!" Si Yuan lowered his head slightly, "This is my wife... Niisui!"
My wife?
I like this title so much!
But before he could secretly rejoice, he was shocked by the look from the Snake Queen.
The snake queen squinted her eyes and looked me up and down.
Just when I was being stared at all over, she suddenly walked up to me quickly.
It’s over!
Are you trying to beat me?
If I fight back in front of Si Yuan, will the marriage fail?
"Si Yuan, you go down first!" Suddenly, the snake behind said expressionlessly. "I have something to tell her in private!"
in private?
Too bad!
I'm afraid this beating is inevitable!
Lord Si Yuan, don’t abandon me!
"good!"
Si Tang ignored my look for help, touched my head and turned around to leave.
After Si Yuan left, the whole air became dark.
I could even hear my own rapid and chaotic heartbeat.
The snake queen looked at me coldly, then walked slowly over with a tea cup in hand.
Dead! Dead!
Are you throwing tea in my face?
"The tea has cooled down. Take a sip now!"
Just when I was flustered and didn't know what to do, the snake queen suddenly handed the teacup to my face with a smile.
"ah?"
Why doesn't this old lady play by the rules?
"It's exactly 37°5. I don't know if you are satisfied with this temperature!"
When the Snake Queen said this, her hands couldn't stop shaking.
The violent shaking caused the water in the tea cup to splash out.
I hurriedly held down the snake queen's arm, but I also started to shake.
"Your hands..."
"I'm nervous!" The Snake Queen lowered her voice and her lips began to tremble. "I... this is my first time meeting my wife!"
After seeing the snake, a timid expression appeared on my face like a child who had done something bad, and my stiff body immediately relaxed.
"I'm nervous too!"
"Why are you nervous? I don't eat people!" When the Snake Queen said this, she suddenly smiled and narrowed her eyes. "Although I ate a lot when I was young, those are things of the past!"
"You don't hate me?"
I don’t know if it was because of my brain cramps, but I suddenly said this.
"I was afraid that you would hate me!" The Snake Queen sighed heavily, "I was so nervous that I didn't sleep for days and nights when I knew I was going to meet you! I originally wanted to dress up luxuriously and look grand, but the second child said that
She would look more like a vicious mother-in-law! So, I chose the plainest cheongsam!"
The Queen Snake put down the teacup as she spoke, and then took my hand.
He squinted his smiling eyes and stared at me with a red face.
That kind look in his eyes made me feel a little uncomfortable.
Did I get the wrong script?
Why did a bloody drama like mother-in-law versus daughter-in-law suddenly turn into a loving mother-in-law and a filial daughter-in-law?
"Snake Queen, you..."
"What do you call the Snake Queen? Mom!" Snake Queen interrupted me.
"mom!"
Before I could speak, a shout came from the door.
Looking along the way, I saw Si Laoer who was in a very embarrassed state.
"Why are you joining in the fun?" The snake queen said with a straight face, "Where did you just die?"
"I was beaten away by my eldest brother!" Si Laoer looked unhappy.
"How old are you when you still use exaggerated rhetoric?"
"He was really beaten away!" Si Laoer said and suddenly pointed at me, "If you don't believe me, ask this girl!"
"No big one, no small one! Call sister-in-law!" The Snake Queen slapped Si Lao'er's hand open.
"sister in law?"
"Good!" I nodded with a smile.
Si Laoer narrowed his eyes and glanced at me, then moved closer to the snake.
"Mom, did the eldest brother hit the egg with his eyes when he came out of the shell? Why did he fall in love with such a little girl if there is something wrong with his eyes?"
"No, no, no! Your brother didn't break the egg by himself. He hatched it for hundreds of years without moving. It was me who bit the eggshell open so he didn't suffocate inside. I promise, there's absolutely nothing wrong with his eyes.
!”
"Can you be so skinny and give birth to a baby?"
"Although my breasts are a little flat, my butt is very big! I can give birth to a son just by looking at it!"
I,"……"
Are the two people talking about this, mother and son, behind my back?
Please, am I not deaf?
Just when my head was black, the snake queen suddenly came over.
"My dear daughter-in-law, Mom has prepared a meeting gift for you. Please wait for Mom for a moment!"
When the snake queen said this, she glanced at Si Laoer.
"Chat with your sister-in-law!"
After the snake left, Si Laoer looked around for a while.
Then, he looked at me solemnly.
"Do you regret it?"
"What?"
This snake brain seems to be abnormal!
"I regret not meeting me sooner!"
"you……"
"No need to quibble, I understand!" Si Laoer sighed and interrupted me. "We have a saying in the reptile world: 'Once you meet Si Laoer, you will be wrong for life.' It's all my fault that I didn't get to know you earlier, and you fell into this trap.
Fall into Si Yu’s clutches!”
Now I am sure that Si Laoer must have a serious illness!
"I'll tell you another secret quietly!"
Suddenly, Si Laoer lowered his voice mysteriously.
"Actually, my mother laid a dozen eggs in one nest, but in the end, he ate them and I was the only one left! Guess why?"
"Because Si Tang is afraid that eating stupid things will affect his IQ!"
"I'm telling you that Si Yuan is very cold-blooded! Very cruel! Very perverted! Very...handsome! Very dashing! Very competitive! Very..."
Si Laoer made a 'pop' sound and knelt down on the ground, holding his ears.
His eyes looked towards my back with fear.
Before I could turn around, I was hugged by Si Yu.
"Continue!" Si Yuan said expressionlessly, "If you repeat even one word, I will kill you!"
"Brother!"
Si Laoer seemed to want to beg for mercy, but a terrifying silhouette of a giant snake suddenly appeared behind Si Yuan.
The giant snake roared ferociously, shattering the crystal chandelier.
The powerful air wave squeezed Si Laoer's face until it changed its shape.
"I was wrong!"
Si Lao Er shrank his head like a turtle and burst into tears.
"Brother, you are like a fish and a wild goose, you are ashamed of the flowers when the moon is closed, you are a beautiful country and a beautiful city..."
"I am the snake king, born with bloodthirsty and vicious nature! I don't care about the so-called reputation at all! But if you still dare to talk nonsense in front of my woman, I will definitely destroy you completely regardless of brotherly love!"