Su Fan frowned, then chuckled and said: "Why doesn't seem to be very important. The important thing is that I don't meet the requirements of your company at all. Even if you ask why, will there be any change?"
"Haha, young man, you have a lot of personality!" the middle-aged man said with a smile.
Su Fan shook his head and said calmly: "This is not because I have a personality, but it is completely unnecessary!"
The middle-aged man nodded and smiled and asked, "What position do you want to apply for?"
"Anything is fine!" Su Fan smiled.
The middle-aged man was stunned and said, "Let me take a look at your resume!"
"This...it doesn't seem to exist! But I have a diploma from Shanghai Hardan University!" As he said that, Su Fan took out a small green notebook from his arms and threw it to the middle-aged man.
The middle-aged man opened the notebook thoughtfully. When he saw the contents in the notebook, the corners of his mouth twitched.
There are only a few words written in the book: the omnipotent messenger, who can do everything!
Su Fan asked Su Zhenshan to handle this book a long time ago, just in case, and it happens to be useful now!
The middle-aged man was very embarrassed. He turned to the second page and saw that the page was even stamped with the seal of Hardan University and the autographs and palmprints of various professors!
Now the middle-aged man was completely shocked. He originally thought that Su Fan was just an ignorant little gangster who made trouble everywhere, and the diploma was fake at the beginning. But he didn't expect that there was really proof later. This had to be shocking.
After being stunned for a long time, the middle-aged man slowly said to himself: "It's not a fake seal, but there is no reason. Hardan is a world-renowned university, how could it issue such an unreliable certificate?"
Although the middle-aged man's words were not loud, they could still be heard.
Seeing this, Su Fan smiled and said: "Because I am so smart and can learn everything at once. That's why I got this certificate!"
"Know everything?" the middle-aged woman sitting next to the middle-aged man frowned.
"That's right, I can do everything. For example, making missiles, researching robots, preventing hackers, and I can also hack into anyone's computer. Not only that, I can do everything in the world!"
Su Fan's words made the two of them look at each other.
The middle-aged man handed the small certificate back to Su Fan with trembling hands.
Su Fan put the small certificate into his arms and asked, "How is it? What is this young master suitable for?"
The middle-aged man shook his head, "If you really have so many skills, then we really can't accommodate a giant Buddha like you here!"
"It's okay, I don't care much. Just give me any position you want!" Su Fan waved his hand and smiled.
The middle-aged man thought for a while after hearing this, and then said thoughtfully: "Although you have so many talents, we have no use at all. If you really plan to join our impression company, then you can apply for a design job through an interview.
Director. This position has great power within our company. The main job is to design advertisements and make various plans for advertisements."
"Okay, I will apply for this position!" Su Fan said with a smile.
The middle-aged man nodded, "Okay, this position requires very good management skills and a smart and novel mind. Therefore, we need to test your management skills and mind!"
"Take the test!" Su Fan waved his hand nonchalantly.
The middle-aged man glanced at the middle-aged woman. The middle-aged woman took out a large cream cake from behind the sofa and placed it on the coffee table.
The middle-aged man said to Su Fan: "Now I am an employee of this company, and the person next to me is also an employee, but her position is higher than mine. Now come and share the cake. Note that she must be a big one."
But I also want a big piece! It can’t be divided equally, but it must satisfy both of us at the same time!”
Su Fan was stunned, "Is this... so simple?"
The middle-aged man and the middle-aged woman were also startled when they heard this, and they were surprised together: "Is this... is this simple? You know, no one has solved such a problem perfectly."
"Isn't it?" Su Fan was shocked.
The middle-aged man rolled his eyes, "At least if you let me divide it, I don't know how to divide it to satisfy both parties!"
The middle-aged woman said impatiently: "Hurry up and break it up! Don't always talk big words!"
Su Fan nodded and asked the middle-aged woman with a smile, "Your position is slightly higher than his. If a normal person divided it, he would definitely give you a big piece! But the people next to him would be unconvinced and would feel sad in their hearts.
Just because you have a high position, you can get a big piece of cake!"
"Yes, so what?" the middle-aged woman asked contemptuously.
"If that's the case, why don't I just eat it myself? Why bother taking out a piece of cake to share between two people like this? Isn't this a stupid thing to do?"
Su Fan paused and continued: "Although you can spend some money to buy a cake of the same size, it is best not to do this when facing two people like this. Because if they are the same size, the one with the higher position will definitely
If you buy a slightly larger cake for the person with a higher position, the person with a lower position will be unconvinced. So, if you meet such two people, you can eat the cake directly, and
Or whoever wants to eat it can cut it himself. If you really want to give a gift, you can give it secretly behind your back and find some reason to prevent them from speaking. That way your heart will be much more balanced!"
The two of them looked at each other in shock. In fact, the real meaning of this question was not to let Su Fan share the cake, but to test Su Fan's way and ability in dealing with problems. If as a design director, he can't manage the employees below, then
He is also unworthy of being a director.
Su Fan saw the two people in a daze and asked, "Do you need any other assessments?"
The middle-aged man came back to his senses. Although he did not specify whether Su Fan passed the test, the answer was already given in his eyes.
"The following is a test of your thinking agility. If you want to design a good advertisement, thinking is indispensable!"
"Stop talking nonsense and let's get started!"
The middle-aged man responded when he heard the words. He took out a leather manual next to him, opened it and said, "I will give you five intelligence questions. As long as you can answer four of them correctly, you can be the design director."
Su Fan nodded and said nothing.
The middle-aged man coughed dryly and began to ask questions.
"An old lady gets on the bus, why doesn't anyone give up her seat?"
Su Fan's brows darkened when he heard this, "Do you all have such a simple question?"
"Focus on answering the questions. We all set high-level questions to test your brain's reflexes. Don't waste time by changing the subject."
Hearing the middle-aged man's words, Su Fan shrugged helplessly and said: "There are many answers to this question. The most reliable one is that there are still empty seats on the bus, so no one gave up their seats!"
The middle-aged man was startled, then came back to his senses and said, "There is a piece of natural black marble. What will happen if you throw it into the Qiantang River on September 7th?"
"..." Su Fan was a little distracted, and immediately replied without thinking: "There will be a phenomenon of sinking to the bottom of the river!"
The middle-aged man swallowed and asked, "How many minutes does it take to boil one egg? How many minutes does it take to boil five eggs?"
"Three minutes..."
"Xiaohua brushes his teeth and whistles at the same time. How does he do it?"
Su Fan felt helpless, "Can you give me some trouble? Everyone knows such a simple question. Of course, this question means that Xiaohua is wearing dentures!"
The middle-aged man was very surprised, "What is the most difficult problem in the world?"
Su Fan frowned when he heard this, and then said calmly: "The question you asked should be the most difficult question. Because so far, the question you asked is the only one that I have not been able to answer. Because difficult questions are difficult for me.
It's very easy to say. So, I can't answer your question at all, so in my mind, this is the most difficult question! I believe it's not just me, you also think this should be the most difficult.
Because it has no answer. As long as the question can be solved, it cannot be said to be difficult!"
The middle-aged man glanced at the answer on the leather manual, and then nodded blankly.
"You...you applied successfully. And you set a speed record!"
Su Fan smiled and nodded, "It's not that I'm smart, or that I'm talking big. It's just that the questions you asked are too childish. You can't test a person's ability at all!"
The middle-aged man's brow darkened, "Many people who apply for design director don't know how to divide the cake. Even if they pass, they just barely pass. And they answer the following questions very slowly. How can anyone be like you?"
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"Is that because I am too smart?" Su Fan raised his eyebrows and smiled, then said: "In fact, I can test a person's specific mind by just asking a question."
The middle-aged man and middle-aged woman's eyes lit up. If it is true as Su Fan said, then the trouble of answering questions in the HR department will be solved!