On the second day of the Lunar New Year, the weather cleared up after the snow, but there were more and more snowmen in front of the restaurant.
What makes people even more speechless is that in just one night, many black handprints appeared inexplicably on the snowman in the shape of the originally snow-white 'Queen Medusa'.
Especially under the open red skirt, there are so many handprints on the smooth and slender long legs that the snow has almost soaked into black. Those who don't know may think that 'Queen Medusa' has some kind of black leg disease.
Yes, watching the thieves infiltrate people.
Of course, another hardest hit area on the snowman's body is of course the most important part of the upper body.
Originally, it was undulating, showing a bowl-shaped round curve, but now, it is flat...
draw……
Su Ping'an was shocked when he opened the door and saw this scene, "Did I remember wrongly, 'Queen Medusa' has flat chest?!"
The little Fuzi beside him was still naive. When he saw that the snowman outside had changed a lot, he asked in confusion: "Brother Su, why has this snowman not only changed color, but also changed its shape? Could it be that the temperature has risen and melted?!"
Su Pingan turned his head and glanced at Xiao Fuzi.
Xiao Fuzi is now sixteen or seventeen years old, and he is a big boy, but his world is still so simple. Su Ping'an felt that it was necessary to teach him some common sense, but it was hard to explain clearly, so he told him
Xiao Fuzi said: "Xiao Fuzi, let me tell you a joke."
"Brother Su, what is a joke?!"
"A joke is... a short story that makes you laugh!"
"oh!"
"Listen. It is said that a long time ago, a great general invited a group of his subordinates to dinner and asked his most beautiful concubine to accompany him. During the dinner, in order to test whether these subordinates were loyal to him, he ordered the concubine to be with him.
The chest was covered with black ink. During the banquet, the candle suddenly went out and the room was dark. After a long time, the candle was lit. The general looked at the hands of a group of men and found that everyone had
They were all stained with ink, but only one of them had clean hands. The general was overjoyed and decided to reward the only subordinate with white hands. The subordinate was so happy that he revealed a pair of black teeth stained with ink, hahaha... you
Say, isn’t it funny!”
As soon as the joke was finished, Su Pingan couldn't hold it back and burst out laughing.
As a result, I looked at Xiao Fuzi next to me. He was still standing there stupidly and asked with a blank look on his face: "Brother Su, why is this so funny? How could any general let his concubine treat guests like this?"
…”
"..."
Su Ping'an's laughter stopped suddenly, and then he looked at Xiao Fuzi with sympathy, and sighed longly: "Xiao Fuzi, you know that a man can have no money, he can have no talent, but the most important thing is that he can't live without it.
What is it?!”
"Uh...what is it?"
"What a sense of humor..."
Su Ping'an patted Xiao Fuzi's shoulder sympathetically and said sincerely: "After all, you can't be like me. You can live on your face without these things, but you can't. If you don't work hard, I'm afraid you will be in trouble for the rest of your life.
I only have 'Five Girls' as my companions, so take good care of them!"
"five……"
"Don't ask me who the 'fifth girl' is!"
"..."
Xiao Fuzi looked confused.
However, at this time, a burst of uncontrollable laughter suddenly came from the restaurant behind him.
The laughter was like a silver bell, jingling melodiously and instantly touching the ears.
When Su Ping'an heard this voice, he felt as if he was facing a formidable enemy. When he looked back, he saw that if it wasn't the little fox, who else could it be?
Today's little fox has obviously been carefully dressed up, and even dressed up as a maid in a restaurant. She is wearing a maid outfit with two braids behind her back. Coupled with her innocent appearance, at first glance
, so cute that you can’t help but want it.
This looks like the handiwork of the maid Huan'er!
Feng Xiaomian obviously heard the joke Su Pingan told before. She couldn't help but laugh at first, and then pretended to be shy. Then she walked up to Su Pingan, ignoring Xiao Fuzi who was still in a daze next to her, and exhaled
Rulan said in front of Su Pingan: "Master, do you also like to play this trick? Do you want you to come to my room tonight, and I will also paint my body black to play with you?!"
Xiao Fuzi next to him almost had his eyes popping out after hearing this.
Let me go, are you both so blatant now? Aren't you afraid that the eldest lady will get angry?!
Su Ping'an looked at Feng Xiaomian in front of him and was so frightened that all the hairs on his body stood up. He quickly took a step back and remained vigilant and said: "Come on, it's not enough that you framed me once yesterday. Today you want to trick me again. You treat me like
Silly..."
When Feng Xiaomian heard this, she immediately made a pitiful look and said in a voice on the verge of tears: "Master, how can you say that to me? I'm so wronged, so sorry..."
"..." Xiao Fuzi continued to stare.
Su Ping'an took a breath of cold air.
Let me go, this little bitch is such a headache, even the '嘤嘤嘤' is coming out, I'm afraid you are going to defy heaven!
Su Ping'an gritted his teeth and said, "What on earth do you want to do?!"
"Hehe... it's very simple, give me my freedom!"
"dream!"
"Okay, since I have a lot of time anyway, let's play slowly later. Then you can tell me another little joke like you just said..."
The little fox looked confident and fearless. Those who didn't know it might have thought she had suppressed Su Pingan.
Su Ping'an was filled with hatred for a moment, but he was no match for the little fox. Feeling dissatisfied, he suddenly thought of another little story, and then sneered: "Are you sure you still want to listen?!"
"explain!"
The little fox is very straightforward.
A hint of joking flashed in Su Pingan's eyes, and then he said: "Okay, you have to listen to this yourself, and you will be responsible for the consequences, but don't blame me."
When the little fox heard Su Pingan's tone, a bad premonition suddenly arose in his heart.
At this time, Su Ping'an had already spoken.
"In other words, the eldest brother and the second child went to a restaurant to read a book one day. In the middle of the story, the two brothers had a heated debate about a storyline and made a bet about it.
The boss pointed to a spittoon next to the restaurant and said: Whoever loses has to take a sip of the spit inside. Unfortunately, the boss lost. He frowned, but he was still willing to admit defeat and drank from the spittoon.
One bite..."
When he said this, the little fox looked shocked and ugly.
The eyes of Xiao Fuzi next to her were almost bulging out, and her stomach seemed to be rumbling.
Su Pingan's words continued.
"The two continued to bet, but unfortunately, the second child lost. The second child was also very straightforward, holding the spittoon and drank more than ten sips! The boss gave a thumbs up in admiration and said: You are awesome, you are
I can actually drink more than ten gulps in one go!
Later, the second child shook his head and said: It's not that I can drink it, it's that the phlegm in it is too thick and I can't stop biting it..."
"vomit……"
When talking about this, the little fox next to her seemed to have that scene in her mind. She finally couldn't help it and started retching all of a sudden. Then she pointed at Su Pingan with a pale face, wanting to say something, but she couldn't say anything yet.
As soon as she opened her mouth, the 'joke' just now kept echoing in her mind, and her stomach began to churn again, causing her to quickly turn around and run back to the back of the restaurant to vomit.
As for Xiao Fuzi on the side, he had already squatted in the snow on the side of the restaurant and started vomiting.
Seeing the little fox running away, Su Ping'an finally felt a sense of revenge, "Baby, I can't cure you anymore. If you dare to talk to me again in the future, I will tell you this phlegm again... vomit...
…”
As he talked, Su Ping'an couldn't help but started to vomit.
This really hurts a thousand people and hurts oneself eight hundred!