When Su Ping'an entered Gaofu with great expectations, the ghosts here had no technical content at all and just jumped out to scare people. He didn't feel like visiting a horror house at all.
After he entered the door, the first person who popped out was the old concierge. The latter showed his ugly face and rushed towards Su Ping'an. If it were an ordinary person, he would definitely be shocked by the other party's terrifying words at the first moment.
He looked so frightened that he ran away in all directions, but Su Ping'an was different. He came here just for excitement, so not only was he not afraid, he even started playing 'free fighting' with the old concierge.
Although the old concierge is a ghost, his body is slightly stronger. If others see him running away, they will be frightened. As long as they are not afraid, he actually has no ability. In addition, Su Ping'an's body is all
Those who have been nourished by Wen Qi, even if there is no Wen Qi to use now, their physical strength alone is still much stronger than ordinary people.
So the two of them had a 'fight' over a cup of tea in the courtyard. The old concierge still couldn't do anything to Su Pingan, but Su Pingan even had one of his legs crippled.
"You're not good at this. Apart from your scary appearance, you don't have any other abilities. How can you scare others like this? You have to improve!"
In the end, Su Pingan looked disappointed with the old concierge, then shook his head and continued walking into the courtyard.
This made the old concierge, the ghost, confused at the time: Which one of us is the ghost? Why do you sound like you have more experience than me?!
Continuing to walk inside, there are all the 'guests' in the courtyard. In fact, these guests are also disguised as servants of the Gaofu. The scary moves of these people are also very superficial. They all rely on their own ghost identities to scare people.
He didn't have any skills, so Su Pingan went on a rampage and broke into the backyard.
Coming to the backyard is equivalent to entering a relatively private area of the owner's home.
As soon as they entered the backyard lobby, Gao Yuanwai took action himself.
As the head of a house, this high-ranking official seemed to have a lot of resentment when he died, so he was different from others after his death. He became a ghost with a trace of spiritual intelligence.
Senior officers also know some underworld spells, so Su Ping'an was caught as soon as he entered.
But fortunately, Gao Yuanwai's purpose was also very simple. He seemed to have inherited his obsession during his lifetime and wanted to find a husband for his daughter, so after he captured Su Pingan, he forced the two of them to pay homage to each other.
When Su Ping'an heard about the visit, he stopped resisting and said, "You said it earlier, why didn't you say it earlier? If you had said it earlier, I would have agreed."
The senior officials and other officials were all stunned for a moment, wondering if there was something wrong with this guy's brain.
But it didn't matter. Under the influence of obsession, Gao Yuanwai still let Miss Gao and Su Pingan get married. Miss Gao was also a ghost. She had the most resentment during her lifetime. She seemed to hate all men, so she wanted to marry Su.
After getting married safely, when entering the bridal chamber, take off the hijab and scare him to death.
So the two of them paid homage naturally and then entered the bridal chamber.
In order to scare Su Pingan, Miss Gao deliberately made her face look extremely scary, with a mouth full of fangs and sores on her mouth and face. She thought Su Pingan would be frightened to death when she saw her face, but she didn't.
Thinking that Su Ping'an didn't lift her hijab at all, she immediately took action.
"It's enough to just look at this slim figure, why else look at the face!"
Miss Gao was shocked when she heard this, and then she took the initiative to take off the hijab and threatened Su Ping'an, regardless of the pretense.
As a result, Su Ping'an just stood there calmly, watching her "go crazy" quietly. No matter how strong the wind was blowing around and the cold was biting, he always looked at Miss Gao with a faint smile on his lips.
Miss Gao was frightened and stopped because this was completely different from what she had imagined.
What if I was so frightened that I was trembling with fear and out of my mind?!
After Su Ping'an saw that Miss Gao had stopped being mad, she said, "Why, I'm tired. Do you want to take a break and continue?"
"..."
Miss Gao was confused at the time, and a doubt kept flashing in her mind: Why is this person not afraid?!
But just as he was thinking about it, Su Pingan actually took action again. He picked up the red hijab on the ground and said with a smile: "Madam, since we are already married, it's time to enter the bridal chamber. It's okay, although you are a bit ugly now.
But in fact, it’s the same even if you wear a hijab, I don’t dislike you..."
Then Su Ping'an stretched out his hand to pull Miss Gao towards the bed.
Miss Gao was shocked.
Is this guy still a human?!
Even if he is not afraid that I am a ghost, he is still thinking about it...
This time, it was Miss Gao's turn to be scared. She screamed and turned around to run away. Su Pingan reached out to stop her, but because the other party was a Yin spirit, Su Pingan couldn't touch Miss Gao's body as long as she didn't want to.
Miss Gao rushed out of the new house and called Gao Yuanwai. Gao Yuanwai was very curious after learning about Su Pingan's reaction from his daughter. When he came, he asked directly: "Why aren't you afraid of us?"
Su Ping'an asked, "Why should I be afraid of you?"
The senior member was startled: "Because we are ghosts!"
Su Ping'an: "Am I afraid of you even if it's a ghost?!"
This problem was suddenly solved by senior officials.
Isn’t it natural for people to be afraid of ghosts?!
But Su Pingan continued with a full comment: "Also, I'm not criticizing you. Your scaring skills are too poor. You just rely on your own conditions to scare people. You didn't even consider the foreshadowing, atmosphere, and psychological implications.
Come on, how can you scare people? If you want to scare people, you have to do this, you must first..."
Listening to Su Ping'an's various scary techniques, Gao Yuanwai and Miss Gao said that they were confused at that time, and the same question as the old concierge flashed through their hearts.
Are we ghosts or he is ghosts? Why does this guy sound more experienced than us?!
But as I listened, Gao Yuanwai suddenly felt enlightened and deeply inspired, "So that's it!"
"That's right, you will be scary in the future, so you have to do it step by step..."
"Oh oh oh...any more?"
The two soon entered into a strange discussion scene, in which a person was actually teaching a 'ghost' how to scare people.
Miss Gao stood there for a moment, a little at a loss. Seeing that their 'uncle' and 'father-in-law' seemed to be getting more and more congenial as they chatted, Miss Gao had to step forward quickly and secretly tugged on Gao Yuan's outer clothes.
Jiao, interrupted this exchange.
Gao Yuanwai then came to his senses and felt that it was a bit ridiculous for him to be taught how to scare people by a 'person'. However, he thought about it carefully and said to Miss Gao: "Actually, I think it's okay for you to marry such a person."
It's pretty good. At least he's not afraid of you, so you guys should be able to get through it!"
"..."
Miss Gao was confused again.
Isn’t our purpose to scare people? Why did you sell me in such a blink of an eye?!
But then Gao Yuanwai came to his senses, slapped his forehead and said, "Look, I forgot, you two are in different ways and cannot be together."
As a result, Su Ping'an seemed to have some idea, and he suddenly said with an excited look: "It's okay, I have a way. And after you reminded me like this, I suddenly felt that I was a bit behind in teaching you how to scare people. So if I can personally
If it’s scary, wouldn’t it be perfect?!”
Then he called Gao Yuanwai and Miss Gao to come into the room. Then he prepared a rope and hung it in the lobby, and stepped on a stool to hang himself up. Then he called Gao Yuanwai and Gao
The young lady said: "As soon as I die, you can quickly pull out my soul, so that we are no longer humans and ghosts, but we can also play happily together. Isn't this perfect?!
Okay, I'm going to die, are you ready?!
Wait for me, I’m coming!”
After saying that, Su Ping'an knocked over the stool under his feet, then struggled on the rope for a while, and stopped after a while.