Record of interesting bickering between Crystal Zilei and Gong Zhuming[1]
[Many of the clips in this recording are excerpts from Xiao Huang Fei’s duo, if you are interested, you can check it out.]
【Fragment 1:】
"Dear Miss Crystal Purple Lei, you are so beautiful and fragrant. Not only are you different from others, you are also unusually shocked. Look at these facial features: you have the neck of an American and the neck of a British person.
Eyes, Korean noses, Xinjiang people’s small mouths, Japanese chins…”
"Yes, I am a member of the Eight-Power Allied Forces~~~~~~"
"I compliment you on how beautiful you are, just like an angel... By the way, do you know what an angel is?"
"of course I know."
"Then tell me?"
"It's the daddy that came down from the sky..." Crystal Purple Lei tapped her nails and rolled her eyes.
"Oh, that's right. I've learned how to answer questions. To be honest, you are so beautiful. Look at your beautiful smile. All 24 of your big teeth are exposed. You can play mahjong with your big teeth.
, they don’t even carry the same thing, and there is still a military flag left... Which graveyard exploded and blew you out? You said that your parents had to spend a lot of time, and it was just the same kind of work, so why did you look like this?
What about you? With your appearance, a rapist will be worried when he sees you, where to start?...Oh my god, it's so unexpected..."
Gong Zhuming was talking there with relish, Crystal Zi Lei started chewing gum, chewing, and suddenly shouted:
“Fuck————————————!!”
Gong Zhuming was frightened, "What are you doing, Crystal Zi Lei, are you crazy?"
Crystal Zi Lei looked at Gong Zhuming like an idiot and continued to chew gum, "If you can speak, just say a few words. If you can't speak, just shut up. I'll treat you as a mute without you. Save some time for yourself when you speak.
Koude, are you pointing out that you will give birth to a son and a half daughter in the future?"
Gong Zhuming pointed to his mouth somewhat abstractly on his face, "This is my mouth..."
Crystal Purple Lei rolled her eyes fiercely, "Then why are you talking about assholes when you have a mouth full of teeth? Is that your mouth? I'm not the prettiest. I don't need you to be there if I'm good-looking or not."
Ba Ba...'What? I can still hold a pair of mahjong and still have a military flag. What the hell is this ivory? Even rapists feel worried when they see me. They don't know where to start. Damn it.
Is he blind? Don’t your mother and I look so unclear? Aren’t they all displayed in front of you? My belly is my belly, my butt is my butt, and so on... other women look like me.
Just what I look like, what your mother looks like, what I look like, and they are all in the same position, and there is no scurrying, can't you see? What's more important is that I can't meet a rapist! Who the hell dares to rape me?
He wants it so much. If I don’t beat him until his teeth are all over the floor, look at how I’m holding it in. I’m so fat and swollen from holding it in that I want to wander around looking for rapists to beat me every day. I won’t go out and rape people all over the country.
You should burn high incense!!!! Then you are so good-looking, why are you still staying here honestly? Why don't you go to be a duck? How can you make more money, tens of thousands or several dollars a day?