When Kunshan heard this, he stood up, said sorry to everyone, opened the door and walked out. He was afraid that if the orb was not hidden well, it would cost him his life, so he had better go home and take a look!
By the way, he called two followers: "Along, Ahu, come with me."
The two men followed immediately. The three stood together, looking like three little gangsters. They were walking on the street without attracting attention. No one would doubt that small characters like them would rob the money of high officials.
Evil gangsters, because everyone is familiar with them! The one named Aaron is a petty thief, and the one named Ahu is an alcoholic, and he goes around asking for drinks on credit.
And there's Lu Kunshan, the devil in the world. I heard that he just kicks anyone he doesn't like.
Everyone looked at them running as far as they could, but they felt sorry for the wife of the Demon King. It would be such a waste for such a beautiful little girl to marry him.
When a group of people from Kunshan returned home, the police were searching his house. Baozhu was sitting leisurely in the yard eating snacks. On the left was a puff pastry and on the right was a sesame pancake. So happy! When he saw Kunshan, he pulled him beside him.
Sit down: "Kunshan, eat something"
Seeing that she was so calm, Kunshan was relieved. He reached out and picked up a piece to eat, and asked several of his followers to sit down. These people came here often, and Bao Zhu also knew them. He was very friendly to them, and he also greeted them and asked them to eat.
Completely treating the police who were searching the house like nothing
A group of police officers searched the room and found that a room was closed from the inside. They immediately became suspicious of that room and asked Baozhu: "What's in there?"
"Mama Shen is taking a bath"
The police didn't believe that there must be something fishy about taking a bath in broad daylight. One of the policemen knocked on the door: "Is there anyone inside? Open the door quickly."
"Yes, I'm taking a shower, please wait a moment!" Shen's mother was sweating all over when she was working in the morning, so she wanted to take a shower. Unexpectedly, the police came to wash her. She immediately speeded up and finished washing.
Go open the door!
The policemen were impatient, and one of them said: "Hurry up and open the door, or I will rush in!"
The man had a hot temper and was impatient, and was about to kick the door open. When all the policemen were silently mourning for the poor old lady, a voice came up to the man while applauding and said: "Okay.
Wow, wow! Our Mother Shen has a husband-in-law!"
"What are you yelling about?" The hot-tempered policeman felt cold sweat break out on his back when he saw her joyful expression. She was obviously smiling, but he just felt that something was wrong.
"You are Shen Ma's husband-in-law! You kicked the door and looked at her body. If you don't marry her, who will marry her?" After Bao Zhu said that, he shouted to the inside: "Mama Shen, you have made a profit! You are such a good husband-in-law.
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Shen's mother was so frightened that she slipped and fell into the bathtub. There was a loud sound that almost reached her waist. She sighed and said: "Oh! My young mistress, don't scare me, okay? But,
Are you really young?"
After hearing this, the unlucky policeman had no time to retract his feet. The door opened with a "pop!" as he kicked it, but he didn't dare to look inside. He didn't want to marry a mother-level daughter-in-law back home, and he would be punished.
Dad beat me up? He quickly turned around, said sorry three or four times, turned around and ran away
Thanks to Baozhu's scare, the bathtub was very high. Shen's mother, who was sitting under the bathtub, had a hard time revealing herself even if she wanted to. The bathtub was much higher than she was sitting there. Looking over from a distance, it was just a bucket.
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Baozhu walked over conscientiously, put her hand on the doorknob, and asked the policemen who were still dumbfounded. She said with a joyful look: "Which of you wants to go in? Our Mother Shen has good everything, including good teeth and an appetite. If you can go up to the fifth floor in one breath, it won’t be a loss if you marry her!”