"Of course it couldn't be better, but you can't eat enough for two taels, and you have to weigh two kilograms per person." Kunshan looked silly and laughed, pretending to be crazy and acting like his wife, trying to resemble his wife as much as possible.
"Get out of here!" The director was furious and said with glaring eyes: "Do you think I run a military factory? I only have a few cannons per division. How can I get the cannons from a small police station? I'm still dreaming.
I only heard that your wife is a treasure, but I didn’t know that you are also a loser, so get out!"
"The director really wants me to get out?" He had an expression on his face as if the director was absolutely reluctant to get out of here.
"I'm sure" the director was so angry that he almost kicked his ass.
"Yes." Kunshan walked out with an aggrieved look of disbelief, which made the director feel particularly good. He let out a sigh of relief and taught Lu Kunshan a good lesson. His wife will definitely not kick him to the study when he comes home today.
Thinking of his wife's plump figure, he was in a particularly good mood!
Kunshan was also in a good mood. He changed into his police uniform and went to the accounting office to report that he had just been fired. The finance office was next to the director. He had just heard several vague words from the director asking Kunshan to
If he wanted to get out, he didn't have the guts to ask the director if he was really fired. He couldn't afford to offend Lu Kunshan, the little bully. He quickly settled this month's salary to him, and he didn't dare to ask him to take off his police uniform immediately.
, said in a good voice: "Master Lu, please ask someone to deliver the police uniform when you get back."
"You're welcome, I'll treat you to a drink some other time." After coming out of the police station, Kunshan was in a particularly good mood and sang a little song as he walked home. After resigning, he had time to accompany Baozhu every day, and he could supervise Shen Jiliang every day.
Let him get too close to his wife
Anyway, Zhihetang already had several spies assigned to the police station, and he was not the least of them. Originally, he wanted to find a chance to leave, and he was almost dozing off from taking care of those little sneaky things every day.
, now there happens to be a reason, and when dad finds out, he won’t blame him
When Kunshan returned home, Baozhu had already finished the morning course. Shen Jiliang knew that she was playful, so he usually only taught for half a day, and always left half a day for her to play, and would not give her homework or anything to worry about. Anyway, how could she be happy?
Just come. Yesterday, she accidentally slept in class and drooled on half of his copy of Dream of the Red Chamber, which was handwritten by a famous writer in plum-blossom regular script. Shen Jiliang would only dry the book in the sun, and the saliva marks on it were thought to be the special patterns given by the orb.
Okay, I didn’t say a word wrong to her, I just said that Baozhu, your sleeping appearance is getting more and more beautiful.
When Kunshan entered the courtyard, Bao Zhu was teasing the injured eagle. While she was catching insects for the eagle to eat, she listened to Shen Jiliang's tireless words beside her: "This eagle is a rare golden eagle. It is born in
…”
Baozhu laughed and forgot about it, but he was able to talk about the knowledge about golden eagles for about half an hour. Kunshan, who was hiding and peeking next to him, almost fell asleep. He couldn't help but admire this man's eloquence.
It's a pity for the literati. If you go to a hospital to treat people with insomnia, you will surely make a fortune.
But I feel even more wary. A man can talk to his wife endlessly and talk a lot of nonsense for half an hour. Do you think he should be worried? This is still nonsense. If it is love talk, it might be wrong.