Mo Yu was in unbearable pain, and his body was twisting and turning like a twist, but the crab was so full of energy that it just refused to let go!
"I'm here to save you!" The baby suddenly ran away. After a while, the baby rushed in with a baseball bat on his shoulder!
Mo Yu's face turned green, "What do you want to do? Hello? Hey! Wait a minute!"
"Hmph! If you don't eat the toast, you will be punished with a drink! Look at how awesome Sister Bao'er is!"
The baby raised the stick high and waved it with gritted teeth!
No matter who raises the animal, the moment the baby's stick flew over, the big crab suddenly let go!
With a whoosh, the crab slid down Mo Yu's pants!
"Ah————!" Mo Yu let out an earth-shattering roar, which almost shattered the roof!
"pain--!"
Mo Yu, who was lying on the bed, was forced to take off his pants by the baby, and then used an ice cube to make a cold compress.
"Don't move! Of course it will hurt if you don't apply cold compress!"
The baby seemed to be very experienced and said, "It will be fine soon! It will be fine soon!"
What a tragedy! Mo Yu has never been so miserable when he grows up!
How can there be such truth in the world? I was spanked by a kid?!
Well! I finally know why Beibei wanted to keep the baby! I finally know why grandpa went to some deep mountain to live in the mountains! You are all bad people!
"Oh! Be gentle!"
The baby suddenly increased the intensity, and Mo Yu almost burst into tears from the pain.
"Well, um, you hold the ice cubes by yourself first, and I'll get you a bowl of noodles to eat! My stomach is growling with hunger after watching all the hard work all night!"
After Bao Bao finished speaking, he threw the ice cube directly on Mo Yu's butt!
"Don't go!" Mo Yu said almost crying, "Good boy, Daddy is not hungry!"
"Nonsense, how can you not be hungry? The housekeeper said you didn't eat when you went out in the morning? Could it be that you are a god? You are not hungry even if you don't eat or drink for a whole day?"
Mo Yu took a breath angrily and swallowed, "Good boy! The baby is such a good and sensible boy! But you are still young, so you should let daddy do the cooking!"
"Ah? Why is this so embarrassing? My beauty said that girls should be virtuous!"
The baby held his two little hands together and made a twisting motion, which made Mo Yu go crazy.
"It's okay! Daddy will do it today! Let daddy cook you a meal! You have grown so big, and daddy still doesn't love you properly!"
Mo Yu really didn't know how he survived the night. The baby's condition was so complicated that it almost caused him to have a nervous breakdown!
Looking at the baby sleeping in his arms, Mo Yu sighed deeply
It turns out that raising children is so hard! Lu Xiaoxiao had to raise two at once?! How has she spent these years?
No! Aren’t I going to be like this in the days to come? My glorious life!
Mo Yu depressedly lifted the quilt and covered his head!
Huh~~! The baby suddenly farted very loudly!
Mo Yu, who had just covered himself in the quilt, suddenly widened his eyes, covered his nose with his hands, and jumped out of bed with a whoosh!
What does this smell like?! Have you not had a bowel movement in a few days? Or is there something wrong with your gastrointestinal tract? It’s like a fermented, moldy, smelly, indescribable mixed gas!
Heaven! Earth! The poisonous gas bombs of Japan’s 731st Unit back then were not as powerful as yours!
When the baby woke up the next morning, he saw Mo Yu lying on the carpet!
"Hey! Why did you fall under the bed? You didn't even cover yourself with a quilt. Is it cold?" The baby jumped out of the bed and sat on Mo Yu's chest.
Ahem! Mo Yu coughed violently and sat up.
No, I didn't sleep well at all last night. It's so early. Today is the weekend, so you got up so early?!
"My beauty says that beauty comes from health! Come on! The sun has come out, get up and do morning exercises!"
Mo Yu drooped his collapsed eyelids and looked at this top-notch loser girl speechlessly!
"Get up! Get up!"
During the "call" of the baby playing gongs and drums, Mo Yu sadly got up from the carpet.
I saw Mo Yu supporting his head with both hands. Suddenly, the soles of his feet softened and he fell onto the bed.
"Huh? Hey! What's wrong with you? Stinky Piyu! Stinky Piyu!"
Why is he not moving? Isn't he dead? As for that? Didn't he just sleep on the ground all night? Will this kill someone?
"Hey! Hey!"
The baby touched the phone on the bedside, "What's the emergency number? 119?"
"No, no! It doesn't seem to be the case! Then it's 11..., how much is 11?"
The baby suddenly patted his thigh, "Haha! It's 110! That's right! I'm just telling you, there are other things I can't remember!"
"1,1..."
The baby's little finger has already pressed two "1"s in succession. Just as the baby is about to press the last "0", a big hand suddenly presses the receiver!
"Huh? Are you awake?!" The baby threw away the microphone in his hand, "Wow! The emergency call is so amazing! The person was saved before the call was answered!"
Mo Yu swallowed hard, "Call Nangong Xiang, use my mobile phone!"
Looking at Mo Yu's red eyes and dry lips, he seemed to be really uncomfortable!
This time the baby obediently took the phone, and soon Nangong Xiang arrived as promised.
After some examination, Nangong Xiang concluded that the wound was infected.
"Don't you know that it takes a hundred days to break your muscles and bones?" Nangong Xiang looked at Mo Yu angrily.
"It's only been a few days, and you're running around the world on crutches, and you still slept on the ground last night? You caught a cold, your immunity is low, and the wound didn't rest properly. Fortunately, it was discovered early. If it had been later,
Don’t want this leg of yours!”
Hearing what Nangong Xiang said, Bao Bao's eyes widened, "So serious? Then isn't my bratty Yu going to become a cripple?!"
Stinky Fart Yu? Lame?! Nangong Xiang felt the corners of his mouth twitching faintly!
"Prescribe me some medicine!" After hearing what Mo Yu said, Nangong Xiang came back to his senses, "I tell you, it's not about taking medicine or injections now! It's about resting! Do you understand resting?"
Mo Yu glanced helplessly at the baby beside the bed and smiled bitterly.
Nangong Xiang said tentatively, "It's better than this, you are still hospitalized!"
"No!" The baby pinched his waist with both hands and his eyes widened.
"Didn't you see the way those little nurses in the hospital looked at our bastard?" Bao Bao said plausibly, "I will fulfill my mission and take control of the overall situation for my beauty! I will definitely nip any threat in the cradle!
"
A crow flew across the sky, and Nangong Xiang almost turned to stone!
Boss! It turns out you are living in such dire straits! Nangong Xiang finally knows that Boss Mao will be sick!
Seeing Mo Yu being so choked up that he couldn't even utter a retort, Nangong Xiang made up his mind.
No! I must rescue the boss!
"Well, it's okay not to go to the hospital!" Nangong Xiang looked at the baby with a smile, "Go to my private clinic!"
"Your private clinic is full of male nurses?" Baobao curled his lips with disdain.
"Think about it! That's one-third of an acre of my land! How dare my little nurse have any thoughts on my big brother?"
Seeing Nangong Xiang's vow, the baby rubbed his little nose
"Tch! Back then, I didn't know who placed my beauty on your one-third of an acre of land, and she met Stinky Piyu by accident!"
Boom! Nangong Xiang almost fainted from the thunder!
Boss! Why do you even tell such a thing to a child?
Mo Yu's face was about to explode, "Okay, you come with me! Xiang, find a suite, and she will live with me!"
"Huh? That's it! Good!"
No? Nangong Xiang hasn't realized what's going on yet? There's actually no choice left!
Not to mention, the mountain top occupied by Nangong Xiang is really beautiful!
Although it is a private clinic, there are also many clients on weekdays, all of whom are local dignitaries and ladies. Moreover, these individuals have a quirk, that is, they like extreme privacy, and they always want doctors to visit their homes!
Since the hard-working Nangong Xiang obtained a medical license in the United States, his private clinic business has been very prosperous.
Celebrities and politicians who need "private services" almost come here for Nangong Xiang's name. They would rather spend a lot of money every time they go to see a doctor, but they must be diagnosed by Nangong Xiang himself.
No, on this day, Nangong Xiang went to see a certain supermodel very early in the morning, and it was already noon when he came back.
As soon as Nangong Xiang, who was hungry and tired, entered the courtyard, he was blocked by a small figure at the door.
"Baby? Why don't you take a nap? Come out for a walk?"
The baby smiled sweetly and said, "I see that you have been to the clinic again today, it must be very hard!"
Nangong Xiang was startled. This girl will feel sorry for me. It seems that I have not treated her well in vain.
"Haha, I like it myself. I like to enjoy the joy of helping others get rid of their illnesses!"
"Wow! You are so great!" Bao Bao looked at Nangong Xiang with a longing look, "Come, I made ice cream specially for you. I made it myself. Be sure to taste it!"
Watching the baby put his feet up and raise his hands high, the little fat man is holding an egg roll in his hand, and a ball-shaped thing is lying on it crookedly.
Nangong Xiang has never enjoyed this kind of treatment. The little girl actually made love ice cream for me herself?!
"Eat it quickly, otherwise it will melt in the sun! This is a whole morning's hard work!"
Hearing Bao Bao's words so sincerely, Nangong Xiang accepted it neatly, "Bao girl, thank you!"
Nangong Xiang was really hungry, thirsty and hot. At this time, an ice cream cone was like a pillow for him when he was sleepy. Not to mention how refreshing it was!
"Yeah! It tastes good! It's mint flavored!" Nangong Xiang swallowed a big mouthful and suddenly felt light and refreshed!
"Yes! I put in half a tube of toothpaste! Of course it has mint flavor!"
Nangong Xiang was chewing it sweetly in his mouth. When he heard the baby's words, he almost jumped up!
"You, you, what did you say? Toothpaste?!"
Looking at the ice cream in his hand that he had eaten most of, Nangong Xiang felt as if he had been bitten by a snake. He threw the ice cream away in fear and held his throat tightly with one finger.
"oh oh--!"
"It's okay! Who brushed their teeth as a child without secretly swallowing a few mouthfuls of toothpaste? It won't kill anyone!"
"You! You girl! Oh! Oh——!"
Seeing Nangong Xiang lying in the grass and vomiting, the baby smiled with satisfaction
"Why are you so easy to lie? Just believe me when I say it's toothpaste! I'm not a fool, and I have no grudge against you, so why would I harm you? I'm just teasing you!"
"Huh?" Nangong Xiang raised his head blankly, "How about you don't bring such a playful person?"
Seeing how embarrassed Nangong Xiang was being teased by him, Bao Bao looked at Nangong Xiang sincerely.
"I'm sorry, who knew you were so humorless? Look, you ruined all the fruits of my hard work all morning!"
Nangong Xiang wiped his mouth, stood up, and looked at the ice cream that had been smashed into a puddle on the ground.
"I thought it was really made of toothpaste!"
"Forget it! Fortunately, I still have my most classic goodies!"
The baby's little eyes rolled, and he stretched out his hand to hold Nangong Xiang.
"Come! Come with me quickly!"
Nangong Xiang was helplessly pulled by the baby and walked to his room.
"What's this?"
Looking at the large silver dinner plate cover on his desk, Nangong Xiang was really confused.
"I know you must have not eaten, so I made this specially for you, dang dang dang!"
The baby opened the cover and a beautiful cake appeared in front of him
"Beautiful? I made this myself! I even got burned in the oven because of it!"
Looking at the baby's little hand raised high, a red mark is indeed very obvious!
"Did you make this yourself?" Nangong Xiang never thought that such a young child could have such good cooking skills.
"Yes! I spent money on you in the cake shop last time! So this time, it's even!"
If the baby didn't tell Nangong Xiang, he almost forgot that when Mo Yu asked him to follow her, this ghost tricked him into the bakery, where he had a big meal and then escaped.
Nangong Xiang smiled sheepishly, "I didn't expect you to still remember!"
"Of course! Women are all petty!" Baobao said this with ulterior motives.
But Nangong Xiang, a stupid man who was crazy about hunger, obviously didn't realize it. He looked at the pure white cake in front of him, with a fat head drawn on it with chocolate sauce.
This painting is obviously of me! Really, this girl is so thoughtful!
"Then I would rather obey your orders than respect you!"
Nangong Xiang sat down happily, forked a piece and put it into his mouth happily.
"Uh-huh?"
Looking at Nangong Xiang's frown, Bao Bao clenched his fists nervously, "What? Does it smell like paste? Well, it's a little overcooked!"
Seeing the expectant look on the baby's face, Nangong Zhuang tilted his head back and swallowed a big mouthful of cake.
"It's okay! It's okay! I just like to eat burnt ones!"
Nangong Xiang remembered that every time Mu Xiangqing cooked for herself, and then looked at her anxious eyes when tasting it, if she even showed that she was not satisfied with that dish, Mu Xiangqing would be sad for several days.