When Jun Moxie returned home, Tang Yuan had been waiting for a long time. It turned out that this guy had arrived just after Jun Moxie left home and had waited until now.
"Tomorrow?" Jun Moxie crossed his legs and asked with squinting eyes.
"Tomorrow!" Fatty Tang nodded like a chicken picking up rice. His little eyes were shining with hope: "Third Young Master, my good brother, I can only rely on you. You promised me before."
The fat man acted like a good brother, who was following the other, and he was about to rush over to hug the killer Jun! I was very excited.
"Fat man, please don't be so stupid. Don't worry. As long as you do as I say, everything will be safe." Jun Moxie didn't make big words to comfort the fat man. Young Master Jun can be said to have settled down in the past few days.
Hands and feet.
People have already been sent to investigate the old eunuch Zhu, and they have investigated everything in every detail. In addition to being a powerful mysterious person with a mysterious origin, this person is famous for being selfless and selfless. No one should think about him.
His subordinates practiced favoritism and engaged in malpractice. He was also extremely meticulous and never sloppy in his work. Therefore, His Majesty the Emperor felt extremely at ease no matter what matters were entrusted to his hands. However, this old eunuch did not betray His Majesty the Emperor's trust and never made any mistakes.
Too many mistakes.
In addition, perhaps due to his physical disability, Old Eunuch Zhu has accumulated an extremely weird problem over the years: mysophobia!
Mysophobia itself is not a big problem, many people have it. It is just that they love to be clean more than the average person. It cannot be regarded as a bad hobby in any case. But the mysophobia of this old eunuch Zhu has reached a very, very, very, very evil level.
. Just talking about bathing, no matter in spring, summer, autumn or winter, no matter how busy you are, you will always wash twice a day; after each wash, all your clothes must be changed from the inside out.
While walking on the road, he was determined not to touch even a tree that had been touched by others. Even His Majesty the Emperor could do nothing about his problem. I heard that one time His Majesty offered him a seat, and the old eunuch actually took care of it with ease.
He took out a snow-white towel from his sleeve and wiped the chair up and down, back and forth, and then sat on it with half of his buttocks. As soon as he sat on it, before he could warm his buttocks, he left again, because
Your Majesty has finished his instructions; His Majesty the Emperor was stunned...
As for his personal belongings, no one is allowed to touch them. No matter how precious it is, as long as it has been touched by others, it will be discarded. Of course, anyone who touches it will also pay the price, and their hands and feet will be chopped off if they touch it.
Touching the chopped feet, no matter which part of the body is touched accidentally or accidentally, intentionally or unintentionally, one word - no!
His Majesty the Emperor had a keen eye and put people to their best use. He ordered Eunuch Zhu to be responsible for the health of the palace. This move gave Eunuch Zhu great power, but made the maids and eunuchs in the palace complain. However, the effect was remarkable. Since Eunuch Zhu
Once he is in charge of this area, the cleanliness of the entire Tianxiang Palace will definitely be ranked first in the mainland!
It is not a secret at all that Old Eunuch Zhu has mysophobia. In fact, too many people know this, and many of them have experienced it, so almost everyone is trying their best to avoid this old guy to avoid offending him.
This old pervert's taboo, whether you can offend him or not, otherwise the consequences will only be in vain to make yourself unhappy. Jun Moxie has no trouble asking about this.
But Jun Moxie is going the opposite way this time. Destruction is always faster than construction!
Judging from the seriousness and responsibility that Old Eunuch Zhu takes in his work, as long as there is nothing wrong with Tang Yuan's body, he will definitely report it; and after reporting all the joints, the old man of the Tang family has already opened up all the joints, and everything is a matter of course.
Therefore, if the fat man is to be eliminated, he can only do tricks on this old eunuch. And the only thing that can break his sense of responsibility is his extremely evil mysophobia!
"Fat man, before you let Old Eunuch Zhu check you tomorrow, take this medicine an hour in advance. Then, when the time comes, like this, like this, like this, everything will be settled..." Jun Moxie winked.
"Then, is it possible... This is too disgusting..." Tang Yuan pinched the life-saving pill, blinked, and hesitated.
"Then I have nothing to do with it. Anyway, I've already given you the idea. You can weigh it yourself. Whether you want to go in and be a kowtow-monger or come out and live happily, you can choose one for yourself. Do whatever you like." Jun Moxie hummed.
Voice.
"Don't!" Tang Yuan held the pill in his hand, and the muscles on his fat face twisted: "I'm going to risk my life."
"Warrior, face it bravely." Jun Moxie patted his shoulder with a deep and affectionate look on his face: "I will bless you and you will succeed. I am behind you, silently supporting you with my spirit.
"
"It would be best if you could take my place when I get beaten." Tang Yuan said sadly: "After this time, I guess the old man will have to skin me. In order to make this matter a success, there are many people in the family.
Make money..."
"I can only say... I really sympathize with you." Jun Moxie sighed, Qiqing said: "I will go to see you after the limelight of this matter has passed. Well, don't forget it, before going again
, never forget one thing, never eat breakfast."
Tang Yuan nodded solemnly: "I remember."
Fatty Tang left, and until he was far away, Jun Moxie laughed so hard that he bent over and squatted on the ground before he could straighten up...
Jun Moxie was completely confident about screwing up this matter.
But Jun Moxie never expected that Fatty Tang would still cause a very, very, very, very huge oolong incident in this matter, and this oolong incident directly became a legend in Xuanxuan Continent.
Thousands of people talked about it and enjoyed it endlessly, and Tang Yuan's name became famous all over the world because of this incident, and he became a complete "celebrity!"...
When Young Master Jun found out, he had nothing to say but sweat, sweat, and waterfalls of sweat all over the floor...
Tang Yuan was fat and fat all the way out of Jun's house. He met Mr. Jun Zhantian returning with his entourage. The two sides walked opposite each other. Tang Yuan knew that he couldn't hide. Besides, his target was too big and he had no place to hide.
I had no choice but to go forward hesitantly and bow to him.
"Fat man, you came to my Moye again. Didn't you lose your wife again?" Mr. Jun glared: "What's your plan again? Moxie hasn't seen you much recently, but you've really improved a lot!"
Tang Yuan panicked, "Isn't this just embarrassing for us! You are a dignified prince, but why do you think it's hard for me, a junior, to talk about it every day?" He didn't know how to answer for a while, so he stammered: "No,
No." He subconsciously hid his hands behind his back.
"Is it nothing? I am a tiger? Why are you so scared?" The old man asked doubtfully: "What is that in your hand? Stretch out your hand and show me."
"No, it's nothing..." Tang Yuan suddenly became very nervous. He kept shaking his head and stepping back step by step. Suddenly he tripped over something and fell to the ground with a splash. Suddenly, the fat was jumping all over the ground.
Mr. Jun Zhantian laughed loudly: "Look at how frightened you are. Could it be that because of my status as an old man, I can still steal your things?" He ignored him and walked through the door with a long smile.
Tang Yuan stood up with cold sweat on his face, still uneasy, but found that the pills in his hand were missing. He must have dropped them when he fell down just now. This surprise was no small matter, so he crawled underground to look for it for a long time before he found it again.
, this fright, startle, and panic caused him to break out into a sweat. Tang Yuan immediately became confused and couldn't remember clearly what Jun Moxie had told him. He racked his brains and thought for a long time until he walked to his door.
Guancai thought about it: Yes, never forget to have breakfast!
Alas, after knowing about this incident, I was not even in the mood to eat. But since Mr. Third said this, he must have a reason. I had no choice but to eat breakfast reluctantly. With this thought, coupled with the intense exercise just now
, my stomach suddenly growled.
Early the next morning, Tang Yuan ate a round belly, burped, and followed his father, riding a horse that was staggering under him, as he trudged towards the palace.
Tang Shangshu looked forward and proud all the way. In order to prevent accidents, he had invited many people to check his son's body in the past few days. He was sure that there would be no accidents this time. Except that his son was a little fatter, there would be no other problems at all.
any problem.
Therefore, Mr. Tang Shangshu is full of confidence. What should he be afraid of if he is fat? As the saying goes, if a gentleman is not heavy, he will not be powerful! Tang Shangshu looked at his son who was holding down the best war horse and was struggling. For the first time, he felt that his son's fat body was still quite bulky.
It’s pleasing to the eye, how festive!
They all had their own thoughts all the way to the palace. While waiting, Fatty Tang took a chance and counted the time to swallow the medicine given by Jun Moxie. Feeling that his throat was a little dry, he grabbed a gourd of water and drank it.
After half a stomach filled with cold water, I felt much more comfortable.
There are nine people participating in the selection this time, four of whom are recommended by major families, and the other five are recommended by hundreds of officials. In order to get through the joints among so many strong opponents, Tang Shangshu decided to
It can be said that a lot of money has been spent on my son’s future!
Little did he know that his son was suffering from a headache, and he had already made a plan with his best friend Jun Moxie to destroy his plan. If those two people's plan succeeded, Tang Shangshu would lose all his money this time.
Returned...
Now it seems that it is no longer a "what if", Tang Shangshu is destined to lose everything this time...
Old Eunuch Zhu's method of identification is still very scientific. Enter here, go out from there and go home directly. He does not meet anyone who has not yet tested it. Therefore, as one person enters, the remaining people are getting smaller and smaller.
nervous.
I heard that although Murong Qianjun passed the test last time, he had to walk out of shape for more than a month after that... Everyone knows this.
What kind of examination would cause Murong Qianjun to walk with a straight face? The more everyone thought about it, the more they thought about it, the more they thought about it, the more their limbs trembled, and they suddenly felt a sense of sorrow for the death of a rabbit and a fox.
If you were toyed with by an eunuch and almost crippled, that would leave a psychological shadow! If word got out, it would be a huge scandal...