Jun Zhantian and Jun Wuyi didn't know that the matter of Fatty Tang was just a child's play. Not only was this matter rooted in Jun Moxie, but also everything that had happened in the capital in recent months, including Taishi Li.
The Fugong Dantian was bombed, and some kind of national master came to visit. As a result, in Tianxiang City, where Jin Xuan and Jade Xuan were rarely seen in the past, there are now as many Xuan as dogs.
The root cause of the situation lies entirely in the boy in front of him who is smiling innocently.
"This matter ends here, and it is determined not to be spread outside!" Mr. Jun is a scheming man after all: "That old man Tang Wanli is probably half crazy now, with green eyes looking for trouble... Just keep this matter in your stomach.
As long as that fat man Tang Yuan doesn't say anything, you can just pretend that it doesn't happen."
Having said this, Jun Zhantian sighed and said: "Fortunately, this is Tang Wanli's grandson. If it had been anyone else's grandson, I'm afraid he would have been beaten to pieces by Zhu Zhuzhu on the spot. What a blessing."
Ah, Mo Xie, what you have done is really dangerous. If someone finds out, not to mention that Old Eunuch Zhu is determined to let it go, even Old Man Tang may not be willing to let it go."
"What do you mean? Is Tang Wanli's grandson special? Although the thing that Fatty and I did this time was unethical, it was just juniors messing around. It wouldn't be so serious. Is there something hidden in this?" Jun Moxie really said.
Some people don't understand that although Old Eunuch Zhu is a master of Tianxuan and has an extraordinary status in the palace, he shouldn't be like this.
"Then Zhu Zhuzhu is not just an ordinary eunuch, Mo Xie, I know that you have grown a lot recently, but you still have to be more cautious in your actions in the future, and be careful about sailing the ship of ten thousand years!" Mr. Jun said seriously.
"Grandpa, Mo Xie also knows that Old Eunuch Zhu is a master of Tianxuan, but he is still a eunuch. You will never tell me that he was originally a general!" Young Master Jun said disdainfully.
Killer Jun despises those who are willing to harm their bodies and become slaves in the palace!
"Mo Xie, this is really your fault. How do you know that Zhu Zhuzhu was more than a general back then? His status in our Tianxiang Empire's army was only lower than that of me and Dugu Lao'er. The rest were only three
The two of them can be compared with each other! It’s just a fate that affects people..." The old man sighed sincerely!
"Ah? Could it be..." At this time, Jun Wuyi interrupted: "Dad, you said that Old Eunuch Zhu, could it be that he was General Zhu Conglong who was as famous as you and Mr. Dugu Zongheng? But it is said that he died in the battle.
?"
Mr. Jun shook his head: "No one knows the secret except for your majesty, me and a few people in Tang Wanli. When your majesty was still the prince, he and Zhu Conglong led the army as the middle route army, and I was on the right.
The Route Army, Dugu Zongheng was the Left Route Army. At that time, Tianxiang was just a small country with a rudimentary form. After the battle, the Central Route Army accidentally fell into an ambush. We had no time to rescue and almost all our troops were annihilated. The prince and his wife were all wiped out.
Two generals, Tang Wanli and Zhu Conglong, were captured together. The enemy was determined to humiliate the prince and undermine the morale of our army. At that time, Zhu Conglong described himself as heroic, pretended to be the prince, and was imprisoned in the Carrion Stream."
"Carrion Stream?" Jun Wuyi and Jun Moxie looked at each other and understood. Just from the name, you can imagine where it is!
"I rushed for hundreds of miles at night to rescue the prince and fought to the death with the enemy. At the last moment, they brought out Zhu Conglong and threatened me. At that time, Zhu Conglong was no longer human. The corpse stream was full of poisonous insects, snakes and rats, and
When he went in, he had already suffered serious injuries, and his profound energy had been sealed away... His whole body had been bitten by thousands of poisonous insects, with no less than a thousand wounds; even his crotch was in a mess... What a pity for a big man
General, this is it..." Mr. Jun sighed sadly.
That's it! No wonder such a master is a eunuch! No wonder he has such a serious mysophobia...
Jun Moxie finally understood. No wonder Old Eunuch Zhu was so favored in the palace. It turned out that if it weren't for him, it would have been His Majesty the Emperor who had to bear all this. He couldn't help but regret that he had rashly insulted this respectable general.
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This is another cute thing about Junda Killer. He admits his mistakes when he is wrong, and it is never a bad thing to make a mistake. Of course, he only admits his mistakes in his heart, but his mouth is still a duck's mouth - absolutely tough!
"In the end, our side counterattacked and won a complete victory. However, Zhu Conglong was completely disillusioned. He was also injured and sick. He was haggard and no longer what he used to be. He was as disheartened as death and no longer had the courage to live.
For several days in a row, he refused medical treatment, refused to eat or drink, and was determined to go to hell. At that time, Tang Wanli was with him and said, you saved my life. If you don't live, I won't live either. So.
Accompanying him on the hunger strike, Zhu Conglong was indifferent for the first three days and was already dying. Tang Wanli was right in front of him, mutilating himself with a knife, cutting off his flesh piece by piece, saying, "If you are still like this, then I will do it in front of you."
, cut yourself into a white skeleton, so as not to make me feel more uncomfortable if you die first..."
Jun Wuyi and Jun Moxie looked at each other with shock in their hearts. Thinking back to the tragic atmosphere at that time, his soul couldn't help but throb. Thinking of the great righteousness between the few old people back then, he felt even more fascinated.
"It wasn't until Tang Wanli cut himself thirty-three times and cut off thirty-three pieces of his own flesh and blood that Zhu Conglong suddenly burst into tears and started eating and drinking. However, Tang Wanli fell down and his injuries were much more serious than Zhu Conglong's."
Jun Zhantian sighed: "The war is over, the prince ascended the throne as emperor, and Tang Wanli was granted a title. However, Zhu Conglong was not granted the title, so he voluntarily entered the palace and changed his name to Zhu Zhuzhu to protect his majesty. Until now. So there is one more in the army.
General Zhu Conglong sacrificed his life for the country, and there is also General Zhu Zhuzhu in the palace!"
"To this day, the descendants of the Zhu family don't know that Zhu Zhuzhu is Zhu Conglong. His appearance has really changed... so much..."
As this secret was finished, the room fell silent. The iron-blooded friendship between the heroes of the past, spoken slowly from Mr. Jun's mouth after so many years, was still so breathtaking!
No wonder the old man said that if he hadn't been Tang Wanli's grandson, he would have been bombarded to pieces. So that's the case! No wonder.
As soon as the old man said this, a servant came to report: All the women's soldiers in the Tang Dynasty had arrived at the gate of Jun's house carrying the seriously injured and dying Tang Yuan, and were asking to see Mr. Jun...
Mr. Jun's scalp exploded: Could it be that the incident involving his grandson was exposed? People are coming to his door!
When I came out with an uneasy feeling, I found out that Tang Yuan had been expelled from the house, but my grandmother, mother, aunt, seventh aunt, and eighth aunt were worried, so after everyone discussed it, and at the request of Fatty Tang himself, they unanimously decided to temporarily
Come and live at Jun's house...
The female family members were originally afraid that Mr. Jun would not accept the fat man. After all, the fat man had a reputation for being unworthy. With Mr. Jun's personality, it was reasonable to refuse. Unexpectedly, the old man nodded generously and agreed, and the fat man and him
The maid who accompanied him sent him to Jun Moxie's small courtyard to settle down. He felt guilty and said a few polite words to all the ladies of the Tang family for their kindness, and hurried away. Ahem, this was because of his grandson's bad idea.
It’s like this...
"Third Young Master... what a trick you made, you killed me." Seeing that there was no one around him, Tang Yuan lay on the bed with a sad face, trying hard to raise his head to speak. His buttocks were almost touched by Zhu Zhuzhu
The hole punched through with one palm probably meant that this guy would have to lie down in the next few months.
"You, you, you, you still said that it is a laxative, what a fool! That is a laxative, it is just..." Tang Yuan was very angry, gritted his teeth and said with a ferocious expression: "That is just a laxative! Damn it, as soon as you enter the palace
I felt something was wrong, so I barely restrained myself, and then the old eunuch used a wooden stick to fuck my asshole! Brother, I couldn't control it anymore, so I just, damn, squirted..."
"Stop talking!" Jun Moxie looked like he wanted to vomit and vomit blood: "How could it be a laxative? How could the medicine I prepared be wrong? How could this happen!"
"I ate as you said this morning and went to the palace. I took that pill before meeting Old Eunuch Zhu. Oh my, it was so refreshing... and then..." Tang Yuan raised his head with great effort and accused Jun.
Moye. Tears of condemnation.
"What?!" Jun Moxie finally knew what the problem was, "Did you eat this morning? Didn't I make it clear yesterday and tell you that you were not allowed to have breakfast? Why did you still eat it?
Can you die after just one meal? That medicine is originally a qi-enhancing medicine, more laxative than a laxative. If there is something in your stomach, what else is good?"
"Ah?!" Tang Yuan was stunned. After being reminded like this, he immediately thought about it and immediately beat his chest and stamped his feet: "It turns out that I did it the other way around..."
"Okay, now your wish has been fulfilled. The original purpose has been achieved. Wasn't it just a beating? Is that so?" Jun Moxie looked down upon him: "According to my original design, you should too.
It's a bit of a hit, but it won't be so miserable. Now you have made someone's face, body and mouth... yikes..." Jun Moxie retched: "It's good that I didn't beat you to death."
"No, it didn't scare me to death at that time. You don't know that the old eunuch is actually a master of Tianxuan. He wields a sky-blue lightsaber and uses his energy to control the sword. He easily stripped off all my clothes without hurting any flesh.
, I couldn’t hold it back at that time, and I said to myself, it must be bad, and the result was like this. However, the old eunuch should have been merciful at that time. I heard that it was because he had some friendship with my grandfather. If it had been someone else, he would have been there.
He’ll be dead!”
Fatty Tang actually felt a little proud as he spoke, and said even more heartlessly: "Grandpa finally spoke and kicked me out of the house. Fortunately, I was prepared. Although the money I have saved over the years for my private house does not count,
It's a lot, but it's definitely not too little. This is called being prepared." He suddenly said nervously: "Third Young Master, if you want to gamble, don't steal mine. Today is no better than in the past, and this is the only amount of money my brother has."
Jun Moxie was stunned, this and that, how dare this guy not react at all to being kicked out of his house?
Fatty Tang winked: "Third Young Master, what's wrong with you? It's not like you don't know that I'm one of our own. Brother, I've been expelled three times. Are you so surprised? You have to do something to show others..."
Jun Moxie stared at him dumbfounded, and finally his neck could not support his head, and his head fell on the coffee table in a free fall and bounced twice!