Chapter 26 The Noble Interpretation of Tang Yuan, the Big Shopkeeper
Chapter 26: The aristocratic interpretation of the shopkeeper Tang Yuan
Fallen music floated down from the upper floors and echoed in the hall. These music are not rare, but they only heard the sound but did not see people. Instead, they felt that such an ordinary music added a bit of elegance.
Meaning.
On the ground, there is a thick carpet, which is blue, giving people an extremely heavy feeling. Although the color is not so conspicuous, it makes people feel warm and luxurious!
There is a name written on each table. The first row is naturally a royal family, standing out from the crowd, and there are only four tables. Everyone was thinking in their hearts: This noble hall is really a big name, and there is not even a royal family.
Arrange private rooms...
However, the more I am in the same hall, the more I feel that I have really joined the ranks of real nobles - I have no distance from the royal family, aren't I still a noble family?
So everyone is very happy, um, except for the royal family.
The second row is from the people of the major families, and the ranking is in no particular order; the third row is from the descendants of officials and wealthy families with titles; and the fourth row is from the rich people in Tianxiang City.
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Between each row, there was a pearl roller blind that seemed to fall from the sky, falling down, but it only covered three feet above the head, but it made everyone feel that the opposite side was hazy and unsightly.
It's...
In every corner, there is an extremely exquisite crane incense burner in every corner. The curling blue smoke slowly spits out from the crane's mouth and floats in the air, feeling more peaceful.
Some people came early and had been waiting for half a morning, but they didn't look impatient at all. Instead, they became more energetic and enthusiastic.
Dozens of girls in light yellow clothes were holding teacups, wearing butterflies, and they all had light figures, pretty appearance, generous manners, and modest advance and retreat.
In front of the first row, there is a thick milky white tapestry, which is as if falling from the sky, covering the back tightly. At first glance, it looks like an extremely thick wall.
The music stopped abruptly.
Everyone is excited, and the good show is finally about to begin?
The snow-white tapestry in front of him rose silently, revealing a huge snow-white platform. Just as the tapestry was rising, the auction table was exposed, the surroundings suddenly shining brightly. It was inlaid with countless gems, and it was different.
The part of the body refracts into a aperture, covering the round table, a small square place.
There, there is a table.
There is a hammer on the table, a hammer!
This is a dreamy arrangement. Sheng Baotang, the auction house that is known as the number one in the mainland, compared with this design, it is like a pheasant meeting a golden phoenix, and the beggar facing each other and the prince...
The heavy footsteps rumbling, and everyone was watching at the same time. Just listening to this sound made people feel unusual. What a heavy behemoth to make such a soul-shaking footstep?
At the end of the light.
A pile of meat mountain was walking from the dragon and tiger steps, and Gu Pan walked slowly proudly. Every time he took a step, the fat white meat under the solemn black robe danced a cheerful dance, which was very rhythmic.
"Since you have received the invitation from this hall, you are the nobles of my Tianxiang City and the guests of this hall! I am the shopkeeper of the nobles, Tang Yuan, and the chief auctioneer, and I would like to represent the Prince Equality Mansion.
The Jun family and the Tang family also represent the nobles' church to greet the nobles and extend their warmest welcome." Tang Yuan said fluently and loudly as if he was endorsed. After that, he even bowed.
In fact, Fatty Tang was just endorsing the book. Because this speech was written by Master Jun himself, a large piece of it was written by him, and almost wrote about the construction of spiritual civilization and material civilization.
There was a lot of applause from the audience, very enthusiastic. If you don’t say anything else, just say the words “the nobles of Tianxiang City”. Whether it is genuine or not, at least you can suppress those people you don’t deal with in the future!
"Aristocratic Hall, as the name suggests, is a place where only real nobles can come. So, what is a noble?" The fat man tried hard to hold his hands behind his back and looked like he was giving instructions to the country. It was really hard to say: I want to talk about the fat man.
Putting aside the fat body, the body is not short, and the proportion of limbs is normal. Although it is not tall and powerful, it is also the size of a middle-aged man. However, after adding that fat body, the arm that was not short was quilted.
Wrapped with fat meat, not short, and the waistline of the thick ones was too thick to surround them. The two fat hands could not be handed over behind them, but Tang Yuan still tried his best as Jun Dashou's instructions
He made such a gesture to show his elegance, calmness and confidence.
However, although Tang Yuan's self-feeling is a good feeling, he is the most popular moment in his life, but in the eyes of the people below, he is like a bear walking with his hands behind his back, and his every move seems extremely clumsy.
People try their best to hold back their smiles.
Fatty Tang looked around with a "majestic" look: "The so-called nobles are the best people, the best people! For example, this thing." Tang Yuan turned his hand and a round thing appeared in his palm: "I believe everyone."
I know and taste this crop called potatoes. As we all know, a pound of potatoes can be bought at the market for only three cents. It can be said to be the most common vegetable. But!…”
Tang Yuan paused again, which made people feel like hesitant.
Everyone didn't understand. Why did this guy take out a potato when he talked about a noble family? This thing is a wealthy family and famous families never brought this thing to the table!
"Potatoes that cost three cents a pound are not only cheap, but also convenient to cook. You can eat them by cooking them in water when you go home. You can cut them into shreds, slice them, or cut them into pieces, and they will all be satisfactory."
Tang Yuan felt that his words were very cultural and a bit like a "god scholar". He couldn't help but make a 'gent' smile. In the eyes of the "nobles" in the audience, he hung a pound on the wall.
The twitching of the sow meat that was whipped by someone was terrible!
"But, as long as it is placed in a tavern, no matter it is cut into pieces or sliced, as long as it is made into a dish, it will cost half a tael of silver, more than a hundred times the profit!" Fatty Tang talked endlessly. "The person who spent half a tael of silver in a tavern
Compared to those who cook their own food at home, they are obviously nobles, nobility, and they eat at the same price! However, this is still a relatively low-level one."
"If you are in a higher-level hotel, it will cost at least three taels of silver. Of course, it will be one level higher. Count up, for example, when you go to the brothel in Lingwu Lake,
Holding one pink head in one hand, then ordering a shredded potato, it will cost twenty taels of silver. If you want one more person who sells his skills but not his body, the shredded potato will have to rise. If you don’t have a shredded potato, you will probably not be able to get it without fifty taels of silver.
Yes, anyway, if you can invite everyone to accompany you in Lingwu Lake, you will also care about some money there..."
Fatty Tang said that he was happy, as if he was giving a speech to a group of clients in a brothel. He kept blinking his eyes, and his face showed a smile that only men could understand.
Sure enough, a tacit and obscene laughter suddenly sounded below. This laughter made the female guests in the hall frown! Especially Yue'er, who followed the second prince, was already angry.
My pretty face turned blue...
Princess Lingmeng heard such laughter beside her. When she looked sideways, she saw that her father was squinting his eyes and touching his beard. The light in her eyes actually had an infinite smile that deeply felt the same way when she met a confidant.
He couldn't help but cough, and then coughed again. He whispered: "Hmph! Men are not good people!"
His Majesty the Emperor coughed twice awkwardly, then he became as deep as water. He hurriedly put away his unrestrained memories, and sat upright on the small punctuan. But he thought to himself: Grass! I was almost fooled by this fat man, but we
The elegant man is coming...
"...Of course, if you go to the ninth floor of the Jitian Building, the most luxurious hotel in Tianxiang City, and order a potato shredded piece, a potato shredded piece that is also completely without any special place, you will have to pay 100 taels of silver!
"Tang Yuan stretched out a finger and gently waved it in front of his eyes.
This action was also learned from Jun Moye. Jun Moye is tall and has slender fingers. When doing this action, he is naturally quite elegant and will bring out the arrogance in his bones. Tang Yuan was envious and secretly learned it. At this moment, he was very envious.
In public, I consciously displayed it in full view of the public, and felt a little relieved in my heart. My buddy finally showed my face.
The fat man undoubtedly showed his face, but to be precise, he should be said to be missing...
Because in the eyes of others, the fat man was like a fat old sow who couldn't walk and was swaying a carrot in his throne, and he was trembling with a nervous stiffness and trembling.
There was also a smug smile, and all the nobles present were creepy. Even those with strong strength were no exception. It was really disgusting!
"A whole hundred taels of silver is enough for an ordinary family of four to buy potatoes for five years! But in Jietianlou, he can only eat a plate of shredded potatoes, one of the cheapest dishes on the top floor of Jietianlou, no matter how much
Home-cooked dishes that you can eat anywhere!”
Tang Yuan laughed and raised his arms and shouted: "Is this really what I eat shredded potatoes? No! What I eat is demeanor, what I eat is elegant! What I eat is status! What I eat is taste! And what I eat is also
It’s the same price! What you eat is the loneliness that is so cold that it is so cold! This is the real aristocratic enjoyment!”
"And everyone who can be in the hall of our noble hall today, any person, among the rich people in the entire Tianxiang City, is equivalent to sitting on the ninth floor of the Jietian Tower!"
Tang Yuan was hoarse, his muscles trembled and jumped excitedly, with a ferocious expression: "This is the paradise for the real aristocrats! Even if you just drink a cup of white water here, it is also the white water for the real aristocrats! To use the previous sentence, we drank it
It’s not white water, but loneliness that is so cold that it is so cold at the height! Loneliness that is at the peak, loneliness that only true nobles can experience!”
Thunderous applause was heard, and Fatty's words were deeply loved by the people and resonated with them.
In a large room upstairs, Jun Moye burst into laughter: "It turns out that the so-called real aristocrat in the fat man's mouth is a lonely man who eats shredded potatoes and drinks boiled water!"