Jun Moye was still studying his dream on the bed. At the same time, he was embarrassed to find that his underwear seemed to be unable to wear anymore, and he was wet. When he touched it with his hands, he was already a little hard...
It's so shameful! Such a thing of nocturnal emissions can actually happen to my great killer. Oh my god, who would believe it if you tell me... It's so famous!
Jun Da Shao hurriedly pulled the quilt, covered his body that had "lost his first time", and sneakily exposed his head to check, then he hurriedly bent his legs and raised his hips - take off his pants! If he doesn't change it, This is too uncomfortable.
With a swipe, the movement was extremely brisk. It had already faded from the body. It stretched out from the quilt with a ball of hands, trying to find a suitable place to throw it away...
But……
Sudden!
Bang!
At this deadly moment, the door was suddenly knocked open. Mr. Jun's white beard fluttered and his face was anxious. Mao rushed into the door, opening his mouth and shouted loudly: "Why can't you get up? You have to rely on it. when!"
What does it mean to be a book by chance? That's it. At such an embarrassing moment, I was actually caught! I'm still a man, an old man!
Jun Dashou had the urge to commit suicide at this moment. He retracted his outstretched hand into the quilt like lightning, and replied in a vague manner: "It's time to start, it's time to start, do you always go out first. …”
"What are you holding in your hand?" Mr. Jun suddenly became suspicious. Instead of going out, he walked two steps, stood up and shouted loudly: "Take it out for me!"
"Nothing, nothing, nothing, really nothing..." Jun Moye only felt that he had never been so embarrassed in his two lives. He kept huddling into the quilt and complained: "Grandpa, you are too careless, I'm still asleep, you just came in like this. Fortunately, I don't have a wife yet. If I find you a granddaughter-in-law, would you have broken in without hesitation?"
What is this called?
Mr. Jun was so angry that he blew his beard and stared at him, his head was covered in black, and his eyes were filled with stars: "My evil! How do you say it? I... Isn't you going to take it out quickly!? Do you have to ask me to trouble?"
Regardless of the twelves, stretching out your hand and grabbing the quilt, how could the skill of Master Tianxuan be resisted by Jun Moye?
The old man woke up like a dream, and his old face turned red. He swung his arm round and slapped his bare butt with a slap, which was extremely crisp and pleasant: "I see you a bastard..." He suddenly stretched out his hand, Snatch the stuff in Jun Moye's hand and have to see what you are hiding!
Why was it still a little wet? The old man didn't expect that for a moment, and was stunned for a moment. He held the cloth and sniffed it in front of his nose, and suddenly felt a familiar and long-lost strange smell...
In an instant, the old man finally woke up completely!
The old face turned red, and he threw the thing away and rushed forward viciously: "...I beat you to death, shameless!" Suddenly, screaming sounded, extremely miserable...
Mr. Jun San heard the scream from afar and rushed over; he happened to meet the old father coming out of Jun Moye's room with an old face, and was so angry that he was blowing his beard... but there was a faint smile on his eyes...
"Dad, Mo Xie made you angry again?" The third master asked cautiously.
"Don't mention that little beast!" Mr. Jun shook his right hand that had grabbed the thing, opened his mouth silently, trying to say something, but he didn't say it. After shaking his head for a long time, he finally said: "Oh... the child...
Growing up...it's time to find a wife..." I slipped away with my hands behind my back...
When I walked outside the door, I remembered the purpose of this coming, and roared from afar: "By the way, third brother, please make this little villain prepare quickly, Your Majesty wants to see him!" Then there was a whoosh and disappeared...
Today, the old man, the old commander who commanded the whole country, felt particularly embarrassed. He was a hero for a lifetime. Today he actually saw his grandson's weapon and took that. It was so embarrassing... The problem is, he was depressed.
Yu, but couldn't help but want to laugh...
There is also a little bit of comforting - it's so big, it's okay, that capital...but it's quite good, it's almost as good as I was back then. Although it's a little worse than me, it's definitely enough
I used it, not to mention that it was only sixteen, and there is still a lot of room for development...
Hurry up and spread the branches and leaves for our Jun family... The old man hugged his chest with his hands, as if he was holding a baby, as if he was reviewing something, and his old face suddenly burst into laughter...
After a while, Jun Sanye saw his magical nephew so low-key for the first time. He lowered his head like a big girl and walked out from his clothes, which seemed to be very
Something wrong...
"What the hell is going on? Why don't I understand your grandpa? Are you angry or happy? What's the expression? I scold you and smile. I'm going to explain it to me quickly.
!" Jun Sanye was confused.
Jun Da Shao raised his head helplessly, looked embarrassed and bowed piously: "Uncle San, please... stop asking..."
This fact is not something that can be explained in person!
Although Jun Dashou’s thick-skinned face is definitely twice as thick as the corner of the Great Wall, even if he is super shameless, he has weaknesses. This fact is too embarrassing. It is really very, very, very, very, very, very extraordinary...
Finally, Jun Wuyi learned about this from his father while eating. At the same time, Ying Bokong, who was having dinner together, also heard it. Jun Wuyi turned the rice he had eaten into two white lines on the spot and went from two
He choked out of his nostrils and almost sprayed the Eagle sitting opposite him...
As for the Eagle Supreme who was almost sprayed, he was not angry at all, but was stunned for a while, and then he laughed so hard that he almost broke down. He hadn't been so happy for a long time. He was even happier than yesterday when he was lucky enough to fight against tears without any sorrow.
But it's so interesting...
After breakfast, Jun Moye and his grandson ignored the blood-clothed general who was already lying in his wheelchair and was exhausted and weak, one of the eight supreme emperors, who were all on horseback and headed straight to the palace.
.
Only the duo who was left with Jun Wuyi Fighting with Ying, laughing so hard that he almost got into a devil...
The reason why His Majesty the Emperor suddenly wanted to see Jun Moye was that he didn't know where he went to, and he wanted to hold the missed Golden Autumn Talent Banquet today, and the location was set up in the palace.
This is a very abnormal thing.
Since the news came out in the middle of the night yesterday, Sun Chenghe, the Minister of Rites who was in charge of the matter, almost broke his leg. Naturally, the old masters of Wenxing Academy were busier than him. Many students were looking forward to the grand event, but they were suddenly arrested.
Cancel; after a long time of disappointment, news suddenly came again, but it was so urgent...
What was decided only in the evening is going to be held tomorrow. How many people will not be able to participate...
Several old masters with white hair cursed in their hearts: What's this? Even if they are in a hurry to have breastfeeding, they have to unwilling their worries...
But there is no way, the emperor of heaven and earth is the biggest! He said today, that is today! If he annoys His Majesty the Emperor and cancels it in anger, wouldn’t he betray the golden road that ruined the students?
This time, not only was the time tight, the location weird, but the scale was unprecedentedly grand. Not only were the princes from all major families invited them, three princes and several princesses also attended, and even the talented women from each family.
It’s also true that everyone comes, as long as you come!
Therefore, notorious playboys like Jun Moye and Fatty Tang are also on the list, and they all received invitations...
Along the way, the old man looked calm and didn't say anything. The more Jun Moye thought about it, the more he felt something was wrong. The grandparents and grandsons felt that this so-called Golden Autumn Talent Banquet would probably be a good banquet!
Too abnormal! Too abnormal, outrageous!
Especially Jun Moye, he vaguely felt that there seemed to be an invisible big net covering him... Jun Moye couldn't figure it out: Why did he feel this strange feeling?
The fuck shouldn't target anyone! Although I am very talented, knowledgeable, well-versed in ancient and modern poetry, songs, music, chess, calligraphy, painting, etc., these people don't know; now in the eyes of these people, I am the one who I am.
ah……
"Mo Ye. Today's matter... I always feel something is wrong there." Mr. Jun Zhantian looked solemn: "You... try to hide your weakness!"
In order to make grandpa feel relieved, Jun Moye smiled cheerfully: "Grandpa, you can't believe me? You pretend to be crazy and stupid. We are the best! We are the number one playboy in Tianxiang, so why can we hide the clumsy? We are already clumsy!"
"Little devil!" Mr. Jun laughed at him, and invisibly felt that the pressure was greatly reduced.
A mountain of meat stands in front of the palace!
Jun Moye saw it, ha, acquaintance, it was Fatty Tang... a pair of brothers in distress, one of them will not fall into the trap...
Mr. Jun went in to attend the morning court. As for Jun Dafu and Fatty Tang, one of them squatted on the ground and the other could not squat down and leaned against the wall. They were both evil and had no image at all, and they chatted on their own.
The young men and talented men from all the families next to them were all glamorous, full of energy and freedom, and were even more out of place with these two. Seeing that they were so lazy, they hid far away from the two, and some didn't know each other.
It seems to be inquired.
"Who are these two people? Why are they so disregarding their demeanor!" asked one person.
"Don't you know? You don't know these two people?" Another voice was surprised. The degree of surprise was as if Americans didn't know Washington, French people didn't know Napoleon, and Germans didn't know Hitler.