Chapter 154 Jun Moxie, I want you to cook cooked rice!
Chapter 154 Jun Moye, I want to cook you into a cooked rice!
How can a man have to carry aphrodisiacs? What kind of logic is this? We have wives and concubines, but there is still money in our waists. Brothels are quite popular now, and there is no way to solve any physical problem? As for
Carry aphrodisiacs? They are all tools for thieves!
If someone takes out the aphrodisiac from himself now, wouldn’t he just tell everyone blatantly: I am a traitor!?
Then will you still be able to make trouble in the future? Are you shameless?
For a moment, a dozen big men were standing with their mouths open and their eyes were straight, standing blankly, not knowing how to respond, it looked like wooden sculptures and clay sculptures.
"Oh, I'm just studying the antidote. It's really out of kindness, and I'm not doing anything bad. Do you have this expression?" Dugu Xiaoyi was guilty and was quite hard-hearted, and kept persuading them, tempting them in a good manner.
"Besides, if you took out the aphrodisiac and I studied it and learned about the medicine, women in the world will be worried from now on. I don't know how many sisters will be grateful to you! You are the biggest heroes."
Everyone was dark and didn't say anything.
Of course you are not doing anything bad, because even if you want to do something bad, you don’t have the ability to do it! In this matter, it seems that you have no place to gain anything except being taken advantage of by others...
"Take it in, hand it in, you can hand it in..." Dugu Xiaoyi stretched out his hand with a look of enthusiasm.
"Report to Miss, no!" said the first general.
"You can have it now. At most, you can give it to me. I won't tell others that the medicine belongs to you!" The little girl became more and more kind!
"No, really, really not!" The leader burst into cold sweat in an instant. If he had made aphrodisiac from me, he would have been dismissed immediately after he went back! Moreover, it is hard to guarantee that there would be no suspicious people to bother him.
I can't let go even if I beat you to death, let alone I don't have it on hand!
"We don't have it either!" A dozen people answered with righteousness and stood straight. Everyone thought clearly about this joint.
Besides, everyone came out this time for a regular military operation. It was too late to abstinence. Is there any lack of it? Is it really bad for those who have it?!
"Damn!" Dugu Xiaoyi cursed crisply, and more than ten people cursed their mouths and eyes were slanted. Unexpectedly, this little aunt would say such direct swearing words: "There are no such big men with them, but they don't bring any of them.
?”
A dozen people nodded together like chickens raising rice.
"Since there aren't, let's be punished together. Come on," Dugu Xiaoyi said murderously: "Drag these twelve guys out for me, and each of them will beat a hundred military sticks!"
Everyone was stunned.
We are not only good men, but also soldiers, but we are not only good men, but also soldiers. Is there any mistake in the war? What is the saying about that thing?
Oh my God, the earth, give me a place to reason?
With Dugu Xiaoyi's order, several guards who were like wolves and tigers came in. All of these people were Jun Moye's exclusive team, and they were drawn out of the 250 people to take care of Dugu Xiaoyi;
Everyone has a good skill. They don’t care whether the little girl’s orders are reasonable or not. They just follow the words and follow the rules. If they drag these people over, they have to be taken out to implement the “military law”.
"Slow!" The leader of the general in the family was covered in cold sweat. If the hundred military sticks were really beaten down, all of his ten people would probably be reimbursed here. At this point, it would be better to fulfill the little princess' wishes.
Then I waited for someone to report to Miss Guan Qinghan and asked her to take care of the little princess carefully. I guess nothing would happen. If I really sacrificed my life for this matter, it would be too unfair...
"Oh? Do you have it now?" Dugu Xiaoyi waved his hand to instruct the guards to withdraw and asked excitedly.
"Skinny monkey, you should have it? Remember when you first left Tianxiang, you had some private hiding, so take it out as soon as possible!" The head of the family general stared at the thinnest of the dozen people and said unquestionably.
"I...I..." The 'Skinny Monkey' blinked pitifully, and didn't know what to say. I really didn't expect that under the threat of a hundred military sticks, my boss would sell himself.
It's...
"What are you? Take it out quickly!" The head of the family general scolded angrily and cursed hatefully: "You silly guy!"
"Yes... but I'm for myself to eat. I think this time going to Tiannan is not a real military operation. I'm going to relax on the return journey..." The thin monkey looked at his boss pitifully, a picture
My face was red when I was slimming, and I was really blushing and a little ashamed.
Someone couldn't help but laugh.
Explanation is to cover up, and cover up is true. What kind of man can carry the aphrodisiacs he takes at any time on himself? Everyone knows this question without asking.
"Is it the kind for men to eat?" Dugu Xiaoyi's eyes lit up: "That's the best! Uh... that's barely enough... hand it over quickly! I'm anxious to study!"
The thin monkey was depressed and ashamed, and took out a small paper bag from his arms in his arms, holding it in his hand, trying to hand it out, but he was worried. He clearly saw his companion.
When they looked at their strange eyes, at this moment, the thin monkey wanted to dig a hole and jump down to bury themselves.
But it's a shame!
Afterwards, I don’t know how much money it will cost to block these guys’ mouths; if only these guys know that they are all their brothers, it wouldn’t be a big deal, but if these people are spread, it would be... no
, Then I really have to use a knife to wipe my neck...
When Dugu Xiaoyi saw that guy was still shy and was really impatient, he jumped over and snatched him over. He smiled and was very happy. Then he remembered to keep his face in a stern manner and asked seriously: "This thing...
…How to use it?”
The skinny monkey blushed, even her neck turned red, and she struggled and said, "Just pick up the portion of the nail with her fingernails and dissolve it in the wine and drink it..."
"Puchi..." Several people behind him couldn't help laughing, and then hurriedly covered their mouths with their hands, coughing in a cowardly manner, causing their bodies to spasm, and the muscles on their faces were also twisted...
"Oh..." Dugu Xiaoyi nodded knowingly, looking like an expert. He said: "What reaction will it be after using it? Will it damage your body?"
"This... no! As for the reaction, uh, this reaction..." The beads of sweat as big as soybeans on the skinny monkey's face fell one by one. I really didn't know how to answer in detail, and my face almost turned out to be a
It has a sallow color.
Everyone behind him had one move: one hand covered his mouth tightly, the other hand covered his stomach tightly, and his whole body trembled...
"Oh... I know, I know, I don't have anything to do with you anymore, let's go all out." Dugu Xiaoyi's face turned red, as if he was thinking about the inappropriate problem of this problem, and waved his hand. Everyone was as if they were amnesty and hurriedly
I was about to turn around and walk out, but Dugu Xiaoyi shouted, "Wait!" He immediately stopped again.
"This matter... is a secret, do you know? This is a big event about the happiness of thousands of women, so you must not let the news leak out!" Dugu Xiaoyi said in an extremely majestic manner: "Especially my brothers, I cannot let them know even more.
, Do you understand? Well, I...I'm afraid they will steal food. Uh, yes, I'm just afraid they will steal food. What's wrong?"
What? Are you afraid of them stealing food? Do you need to steal this kind of thing from the Dugu family? Everyone's faces were suddenly extremely strange. If Dugu Xiaoyi's brothers heard this, they would probably squirt blood and faint
In the past: We are extremely normal...
Dugu Xiaoyi glared at her eyes: "So you must not let them know! If someone tells them, hum, I will... I will... I will pour all this bag into someone's stomach!
Have you heard it clearly?”
"I heard it clearly!" Everyone hurriedly retreated, and then left the tent and walked far away. Suddenly they rushed to the ground one by one, laughing and rolling, laughing so hard that they couldn't stop.
"You...you..." The thin monkey was angry and ashamed, with his eyes wide open. His cheeks, which had not much flesh, were trembling and speechless.
"Hahaha... It's so ridiculous... It turns out that Skinny Monkey is such a capable person. It's really... It's an accident. No wonder, this guy always runs far away every time he visits the kiln... Hahaha... A few young masters
He actually stole that thing... I suddenly became proud..." Several people hugged their belly and rolled on the ground... They all laughed and made a lot of them.
The thin monkey's face was purple and trembling. She suddenly hugged a tree and hit her head hard a few times...
Really crying without tears...
After a while, the generals and leaders coughed seriously and said, "I have laughed so hard. I have to tell you a few words. No one is allowed to reveal what happened today! I believe everyone knows it.
Once this matter is spread, no one will have any good results at that time! Today, everyone has not been hit by those 100 military sticks, and they don’t think they will be hit by the military laws of the future. Do you know?"
Everyone nodded, saying that they must keep it confidential.
"I have to ask Miss Guan now, and ask her to watch the little princess well, but it will not cause a disaster..." The head of the family general left hurriedly...
In the tent, Dugu Xiaoyi carefully wrapped the small paper bag in his handkerchief, put it in his arms, looked around with great guilt, and then showed a proud smile.
"Hmph..." Dugu Xiaoyi was very happy and wanted to sing. She smiled so hard that she showed her little tiger teeth. She jumped to the mirror, carefully checked her face, and muttered to herself
He said: "I see where you can run, hum, Jun Moye, I want to have a bully, make your pot of raw rice into a mature rice, and let you run away! Hum, sister Guan, don't
I blame the little sister for being unrighteous! Hehe, how can you steal it now?"
Thinking of his compliment, Dugu Xiaoyi made a grimace with a roar.
Dugu Xiaoyi grew up in a big family and really didn't understand that. This time, what Jun said to Guan Qinghan aroused her panic again, and she actually came up with such a strange idea.