Chapter 135 Use 'The Legend of the White Snake' to tease
Chapter 135: Use "The Legend of White Snake" to tease...
Jun Moye, who drank a pot of old wine and ate a lot of food, finally recovered his spirits. He began to eat various dishes slowly, and at the same time, he was more attentive to add dishes to the four beauties.
"Miss Mei, come and try this. This is a good thing. After eating it, it can nourish yin and kidneys, beautify and nourish the skin. Although you don't need this very much, how can women mind being better? No..."
"Qinghan, come on, eat some of this, this can replenish blood. It makes me feel so sad that you have pale and pale faces these days..."
"Xiaoyi, come on, eat this, this is delicious, you can try chewing it... Yes, is it the more you chew it, the more you chew it, it smells better? Haha, here is my unique recipe, which tastes unique..."
"Qianxun, don't just eat vegetarian dishes. Come and try this snake meat soup. How delicious... it melts in your mouth. It's really a rare delicacy..."
"Jun Moye! If you want to die, just say it directly, I will fulfill your wish!" Snake King Qianxun almost turned his nose and his eyes were full of evil spirits! This guy actually made himself, the snake king, eat snake meat, and he could be shameless...
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"Uh? Are you not satisfied? It's my fault, haha, Miss Qianxun, these little snakes naturally cannot get into your eyes. Next time, I will devote myself to it and catch a snake king for you to stew..." Jun Moxie
Continue to make fun of ignorance.
Seeing that the snake king Qianxun was about to explode, Mei Xueyan snorted and looked at Jun Moye: "Shut up!"
Jun Moye's words stopped abruptly and he was so silly that we can't afford to offend this guy, it's so fierce!
Finally finished the meal and saw that there was still some time left. Jun Mojie's eyes rolled and he said, "Anyway, it's okay, I'll tell you a story, it's a wonderful story."
After saying that, regardless of whether the four girls agree or not, Jun Moye opened his mouth and told the story. This time, Jun Da Jun said the story of "The Legend of White Snake"... Of course, Congjun
Mo Xie's mouth said that it is of course different from the traditional Legend of White Snake. In his mouth, these two snakes, one white snake and one green snake, are both mysterious beasts... and are powerful people of the Supreme Level of the Beast King...
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The story of the Legend of the White Snake is particularly ups and downs, which is very fascinating. Even when he thought he wanted to tease himself, Qianxun, the snake king who was fascinated by it, he heard that Bai Snake gave birth to a son for Xu Xian,
Snake King Qianxun held his cheeks, his face was red, and suddenly asked: "Why... Did this White Snake give birth to a baby... or an egg?"
"Uh... this looks like a baby." Jun Moye rubbed his chin and thoughtfully: "But there is actually no way to verify this. Unless... there is a supreme emperor of the mysterious beast snake king who can transform into shape can marry now.
Given to a man in the world... then we should be able to understand..."
Snake King Qianxun grabbed the teapot on the table and tried to throw it on his face, and everyone burst into laughter.
"Don't interrupt, keep talking quickly. What happened later?" Mei Xueyan urged. The boss of Tianfa was quite fascinated by the story, and even intervened and urged louder.
"Uh... Fahai was originally a great scholar... Finally... he locked Bai Snake under the Lei Feng Tower!" Jun Moye hurriedly continued and continued in twists and turns: "And wrote a post: "Unless the water in West Lake is dry,
Leifeng Pagoda fell, otherwise this beast king would never be able to come out! I wonder when the bottom of West Lake leads directly to the sea, and when will it dry up? And Leifeng Pagoda is made of fine copper and stands tall on earth for thousands of years.
It is extremely solid and even cast by an immortal himself. How could it fall? So this so-called condition is just a deception..."
Jun Moye said this, everyone sighed. Snake King Qianxun empathized with it, his eyes turned red. Dugu Xiaoyi even tears fell down and sobbed, "What should I do? Wouldn't that be the only way to do it for the rest of my life.
Here comes, poor White Snake... Woooooo really pitiful..."
"I know what happened next, let's listen to the following decomposition." Jun Moye smiled and wanted to keep him in a slight way, but the four girls stared at him angrily at the same time. Both ears were grabbed, left and right, and they twisted hard: "
Do you say it or not?”
Under such classic torture, the young master did not surrender and continued to speak with a bitter face: "... So, in order to save her mother, Bai Snake's son went through eighty-one difficulties... so, so, so...
…Finally…rescued, the family reunited!”
Jun Moye wiped his sweat. He wanted to tease the Snake King, but he didn't expect that he would tie himself up and be forced to tell such a long story...
"Finally, the end result is that the moon is full, and lovers finally get married! That hateful Fahai is so damn! Men and women love each other, so what do they do? They actually intervened heavily and intervened, causing the couple to separate for so many years!"
Dugu Xiaoyi wiped his tears and said angrily: "No one of these great scholars is a good thing!"
Mei Xueyan and the three girls obviously felt the same and nodded together.
"Later, there were some people who were good at making a song for their experience, and the world sang it. The love between Bai Snake and Xu Xian finally became an immortal legend..." Jun Moye smiled faintly and fell for this story
The ending sound.
"What song? Sing it?" Guan Qinghan and Dugu Xiaoyi immediately became interested. Even Mei Xueyan and Snake Wang Qianxun had a sense of expectation in their eyes.
"Ahem... I'm really not suitable for singing, so I'd better avoid it. It's just a song." Jun Moye didn't expect that he would have an episode here again, and he was in a little embarrassed. As for this song, he did not have a good time.
It’s not that I can’t sing, but... I’ve made this big killer really sing with his voice, whether in his past or present, I have never seen it before and will never be determined.
"No! Sing quickly! Do you still want it?" The four girls actually spoke in unison and forced themselves up at the same time, creating blockades from all directions, leaving the eldest son Jun unable to hide.
Jun Moye complained in his heart and raised his hand to surrender: "It's okay to ask me to sing, but I have to declare first. I really don't know how to sing, so I can only hum slowly... This song is really a long time ago, I have almost forgotten it.
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"No! You must remember it all, otherwise you won't plan to ask for it!" He said in unison again.
Jun Moye had no choice but to surrender again, closed his eyes and adjusted his emotions, coughed a few times, and the girls held their breath and calmed down. Jun Moye finally... slowly started to hum.
"... I am destined to meet thousands of miles away... I am not destined to hold my hands... I have been able to practice the same boat for ten years... I have been able to sleep together for a hundred years..." Jun Moye finally finished humming hard, and seemed to have missed several sentences.
With his thicker face than the city wall, he doesn't care about this.
But even such incomplete songs, combined with the extremely poignant melody and the touching lyrics, also made the eyes of the girls confused.
"What a beautiful song!" Mei Xueyan had a dreamy color on her face, and she said quietly: "What a beautiful artistic conception!"
The girls nodded one after another. After listening to this story, when they heard this song, they immediately felt that they were closely related to the characters in the story. With their joys, anger, sorrows, and joys, as they parted in life and death, no one spoke for a moment.
In the silence, a thin flute sound rang quietly, sobbing like the sound of nature... But Guan Qinghan took out the jade flute from his sleeve and slowly blew it out according to the tune that Jun Moye hummed.
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The sound of the flute sobbed, as if it brought everyone into that illusory story...
After a long time, the sound of the flute finally drifted away, and everyone finally came to their senses.
"What a nice song. I've never heard such a nice song." Dugu Xiaoyi clapped his hands, looking intoxicated. Suddenly he said in surprise: "Brother Mo Ye, I have never heard of the story, I'm the same song as me.
I haven't heard of it... Where did you get it?"
This question led everyone's eyes to Jun Moye. Jun Moye was immediately embarrassed, coughed a few times, and said, "This... I actually heard it accidentally. I have long forgotten who it is.
I told me... It's been a long time, and it's already very good to remember these things now... Well, I'm almost finished eating, and the afternoon auction is about to begin. We have to hurry up and prepare...
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"Hmph! You must have something else!" Dugu Xiaoyi pouted and said with certainty: "I want to dig you well!" The little girl's voice was very certain! It was quite a bit of a twitching claws.
Jun Moye was sweating profusely. If he was really entangled by the little girl, he would play songs with him every day... his inventory would probably be gone in two days...
Just at this moment, the savior came.
A clear knock on the door came from outside the door, followed by Hai Chenfeng's voice: "Three Young Masters, the seniors of the three holy places said that they had something to discuss with you. I don't know..."
"Three Holy Lands?" Jun Moye and Mei Xueyan looked at each other, and then said, "I'll go there now." Outside, Hai Chenfeng agreed, silently. Mei Xueyan frowned and stood up.
"Would you accompany me?" Jun Moye looked at Mei Xueyan.
"Well, I'll accompany you. You never know these people very well. If you suffer a little loss or a small matter, you are very likely to turn into a bloody incident. Your current strength is still too weak
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Mei Xueyan smiled faintly, with a faint concern in her eyes: "I have always dealt with them. Although I believe they still can't recognize me, I can also give you some advice if I am present."
Jun Moye smiled faintly and said, "I think it's nothing more than a matter of elixirs, and more importantly, it's news about elixirs. In addition, these holy land masters who are above the top are willing to pay attention to me as a secular idle person?
There will be too many wars!"
"This was originally good. But these two things are just too much to do now! If one is not good, it will cause large-scale bleeding..." Mei Xueyan frowned and was a little worried: "Today's incident,
I didn't expect that there would be such a large scale, and the consequences caused by this would be even more serious! This was unexpected at the beginning."