Chapter 92 The cause of the year, the effect of today
Chapter 92: The cause of the past, today's fruit
Just now entering the courtyard, seeing that the meeting hall of the Oriental Family was in front of me, Dongfang Wendao then patted his forehead and turned around and said, "By the way... you must be careful of your uncle, don't look at your strength."
Progress, your uncle still wants to mess with you. In short, you are miserable this time!" After saying that, the corner of your mouth twitched, drawing a strange curve.
"Uh? What's wrong with uncle?" Jun Moye has had too many things recently and has long forgotten the prank he had made, but this question was truly surprised.
"What else did you ask? You don't know what you did?" Dongfang Wendao suddenly laughed strangely, and his broad mouth was almost grinning behind his ears, and he said happily: "...
Two three four, two two three four, change the position and do it again...hahahaha..."
"Puff..." Jun Moye was choked in the wind by his third uncle's funny move, and suddenly remembered the masterpiece he had made him laugh and cry.
"I have to say, you kid is so cramped hahaha... I forced your uncle... Hahaha, such a serious person is standing and changing positions every night... It's so hard...
It's still fucking the air... Hahaha..." Dongfang Wendao had always tried his best to restrain himself, but when he thought of this, he finally couldn't stop laughing. The more he laughed, the more he became, the more he became, and then he just squatted down with his stomach
On the ground, I kept rubbing the tears that came out of my laughter.
Jun Moye laughed for a while, suddenly dumbfounded. Now he remembered that there seemed to be a bomb buried here... It seems that the uncle had already come back to his senses and wanted to deal with him... What's going on
good?
Baili Luoyun and others obviously didn't know what the nephew and uncle were laughing, and they looked at each other with gossip on their faces.
Just at this moment, a sudden shout suddenly sounded: "Three, Laozi! Are you talking nonsense there!!" His accent was very strong, and he was obviously very angry!
With the shout, a burly figure quickly appeared in front of everyone, but saw the visitor's appearance extraordinary, three long beards floated on his chest, his face was square, his eyes were red phoenix, his eyebrow, his nose was straight, and his mouth was square, and his body was full of majesty!
It is Mr. Jun’s uncle, Dongfang Wenqing, and Master Dongfang has arrived!
But now, Master Dongfang's face, which was originally fair, turned out to be a maroon red, his eyes were breathing fire, and he looked like Master Guan...
"Jun Moye! You little beast! You guy came just right, and you even thought that your little bastard would hide in the evil place of Heaven and Pharaoh for the rest of your life! If you don't come, I will go to the Tianzhu Forest to find you in person!
Now it is rare that you little bastard will come to your door automatically, which saves me from traveling a long distance! If I don’t teach you a good lesson today, wouldn’t it be a shame to the heavenly ethics?” Mr. Dongfang’s face turned from red to purple.
A loud shout, the sound was as thunderous as thunder, extremely powerful!
With this thunderous sound, Mr. Dongfang stepped forward, stretched out his big hand like a palm fan, and grabbed Jun Moye with his chest!
Baili Luoyun and Leng Ao looked at each other: Is this... the legendary meeting of nephews and uncles? How could the process be so strange? The old uncle in front of him was so sarcastic that he hugged his stomach and laughed so hard that his stomach hurt.
Later, when the uncle met, he changed the titles of Jun and Master Jun four or five times, and then he had to fight? What kind of complicated relationship does this family have?
Jun Moye screamed and ran away!
How could he dare to be caught by Dongfang Wenqing in this situation? This is his uncle! He can't even think about fighting back. He can't even handle it. The only thing he can do is to escape desperately.
If you are really caught, then you can run away with a cruel torture?
"Grandma... Help... Uncle is going to kill someone, save someone..." Jun Da Shao ran out of Dongfang Wenqing's armpit, screaming miserably all the way, as if he had been abused.
No...
"You lawless little bastard dares to run away! Stop for me!" Mr. Dongfang was so angry that he followed him with great strides. In an instant, his nephew and uncle chased him from the yard to the hall.
After chasing and escaping from the empty hall, Jun Moye shouted all the way to help. The volume was so loud that it was deafening that it made the entire Eastern family go crazy. Countless people looked at the end...
Seeing that the situation was not good, Jun Dashen immediately fled to the inner courtyard to look for reinforcements.
Mr. Dongfang gritted his teeth and chased him tightly. He looked determined to never give up until he chased him to the end! This posture is as if: If you go to heaven, I will chase you to Lingxiao Palace, if you go to sea, I will chase you to Crystal Palace!
I will chase you to the Yan Luo Mansion, and I will chase you to the Main Hall when you go west!
In short, I have to let go of the underworld when I say anything!
Uncle Dongfang has never been so ugly in his life! But he has no descendants for many years, but he really made him anxious. After finally seizing a glimmer of hope, how can he let it go? There are three kinds of unfilial piety, and no descendants are the greatest...
…
So after obtaining Jun Moye's "secret method" about having children, Mr. Dongfang basically meticulously followed the script and every move, strictly followed Jun Moye's "secret method" and did not dare to neglect at all...
After a busy work, the results were undoubtedly significant. A few months later, I saw several wives and concubines bulging. Not to mention how satisfied and happy Mr. Dongfang was...
If he had seen Jun Moye's good nephew at that time, he would probably be able to do anything to kneel down and kowtow! What else should he care about? The kindness of saving men's dignity!
But since I accidentally talked with Dongfang Wenjian and learned the truth... Mr. Dongfang then realized: In fact, the medicine that Jun Moye gave at the beginning had cured all his problems, and he didn't use any mantra or posture or messy things.
You can also get pregnant... This means that while you were saved by your good nephew, you also made a fuss!
But my second brother knew all this scandal! What is even more unacceptable is that my second brother is still a big mouth!... So, first my third brother knew...and then...
During a period of time, Uncle Dongfang could hear laughter wherever he went, which caused the uncle to suffer a new problem: allergic to laughter! As long as he heard laughter, he would be furious without asking about love...
But, in this life, who doesn’t have some happy and funny things? To give a simple example: Someone accidentally farts in public can also cause a burst of happy laughter... Not to mention that such things are too much
many……
Nowadays, Mr. Dongfang is almost nervous. When he hears laughter, he thinks it is aimed at him!
At this moment, when the culprit suddenly appeared, Dongfang Wenqing was so angry that he was so angry that he refused to let go of anything. He could not let go of anything and absolutely could not let go!!!
"Cough cough! What's going on? What's wrong? Is it rebelling?" While chasing, a majestic cough sounded, and the old lady Dongfang came out of the inner courtyard calmly. She saw the yard full of chaos and chaos.
!
Dongfang Wenjian Erye hid behind and covered his mouth, and he was already in a tendency to get exhausted all over his body...
The great savior finally arrived. Jun Moyeru received a general amnesty and hid behind the old lady, looking aggrieved: "Grandma... Uncle he was crazy... He would beat me to death as soon as I came... What's going on
Ah! Help me!"
Old Mrs. Dongfang rolled her eyes helplessly: Who would kill you? Isn’t it that you kid caused trouble? Do you really think I’m old and confused?
But the old man was so skilled, his face was full of surprise, and he scolded Dongfang Wenqing and said, "Stop, how can you two make such a mess? Look at you two, one big and one small, and you have turned the yard into
What does it look like? Even if you are a little playful, are you a big one addicted to playing? What is going on? Tell me the cause and effect!"
When nephew and uncle fight, the old lady naturally goes to her grandson, and there is no doubt about this.
But this seemingly fair question almost made Mr. Dongfang pass by in one breath. Let’s hear the cause and effect? Can this be said? His face suddenly became purple and his fingers trembled at him with his fingers tremblingly pointing at him.
Mo Ye: "Okay...Okay...Little bastard, you...you...you are waiting for me..."
Jun Moye shouted unjustly: "Uncle, you can't speak out. Grandma is right. Even if I really did something wrong, you can tell me and everyone will judge me. If I really were wrong, then I'll let you beat me.
It's nothing to vent your breath... But you didn't say anything and just beat me up... I feel so wronged... I just arrived at the door of my house from thousands of miles away, and didn't even drink hot water.
It’s just a beating. Who can stand it? What’s wrong with my nephew doing? You said…”
At this moment, looking at the expression on Jun’s face, it is definitely comparable to the eternal injustice of Flying Snow in June!
A heartbreaking song, where can I find a soulmate in the world...
Uncle Dongfang widened his eyes, his eyes almost protruded out of his eye sockets, and he kept humming in anger, but he couldn't even say a word. Today, he was sure to lose money...
"Hahaha..." At the gate of the courtyard, the third master Dongfang Wendao, who was already sitting on the ground with a smile, suddenly burst into laughter, and he was so happy that he lay on the ground that he burst into tears. A big fist kept slapping the ground, his whole body twitched and convulsed.
The shiver was trembling violently, and later, he was out of breath...
Dongfang Wenqing finally had a place to vent and shouted: "Three, why are you giggling there?! Are you still a little bit of concise?" As he said, he rushed forward quickly.
Dongfang Wendao suddenly felt something was wrong when he heard this. His laughter still continued, but he had already jumped up and wanted to escape. However, he laughed so hard that he was exhausted. Before he could run wildly, he was already by his elder brother.
I caught it, and then I was taken out like a sandbag, and then I heard a dense burst of explosions like firecrackers outside...