Qin Wushuang smiled faintly: "You have a mouth on your body, and you have drank the wine. How can I still cover your mouth and prevent you from talking?"
The man chuckled, rolled his eyes a few times, and raised the sign in his hand: "I am Li Buyi, a fallen scribe who is wandering around the world. He knows a little bit about the art of fortune-telling. When I saw him from a distance, I saw that
I felt very strange, and there were a few words that I couldn’t express without feeling happy.”
Seeing that Qin Wushuang was just silent, the man was not annoyed. He poured the wine without shame and drank three more glasses. Then he smiled and said: "Since ancient times, people have one face, and trees have one skin."
.A person’s face records all the joys, sorrows and joys. No matter how deep the city is, people will inevitably show some of them. But your face is the strangest face I have ever seen. From your face, I
I can't see any fluctuations in your heart. You may be smiling when I look at you, but you may not be laughing inside. Your expression and your inner fluctuations are totally inconsistent with each other. Why is this?"
Qin Wushuang's heart moved. He was wearing a mask on his face, and naturally there would be no joy or anger on the surface. But when this person said this, was he implying that he was wearing a mask, or was he really unable to figure out the mystery behind it?
Qin Wushuang couldn't help but look at the man twice: "Li Buyi?"
"It's just a nickname for a young man." Li Buyi smiled calmly.
"Are you here to drink, or to see faces?" Qin Wushuang asked with a half-smile.
"First, let's drink, and second, look at your appearance. It's just that you were born with different appearances, and it's really hard for a young man to see clearly, so don't blame me, hahaha." Li Buyi smiled and drank a few more glasses of wine.
In the blink of an eye, I had already drank from the wine glass, and when I poured it again, I found that the wine jug was empty.
Li Buyi held the empty jug, glanced at the inside of the jug, poured it hard twice, and finally it dripped out. He stuck out his tongue to catch it. He smacked it a few times, and then put it down without feeling satisfied.
When he caught a glimpse of Qin Wushuang looking at him, he didn't feel any embarrassment. Instead, he laughed twice and said as if he was pushing the envelope: "If you are willing to treat me to two more bottles of wine, Xiaosheng has a message for you."
Go up. This news is always worth ten jugs of wine. I will only exchange you for three jugs of wine, which is extremely cheap."
Qin Wushuang made a gesture and called the store clerk. The clerk came over and saw Li Buyi. He couldn't help but look a little disgusted and said to Qin Wushuang: "Yetai, this bastard has been cheating and drinking here every day these days."
, don’t listen to his nonsense. How many customers passed by were made dizzy by what he said, defrauded of food and drink, and even gold and silver by him, it’s not worth it.”
Qin Wushuang nodded and said: "First serve three pots of good wine, and a whole table of appetizers."
For Qin Wushuang, money is not a problem. He wants to find out whether Li Buyi is a magician who pretends to be a magician, or a person with real abilities.
After all, even an innate spiritual martial artist cannot tell that Qin Wushuang is wearing a mask, but a little charlatan has better eyesight? There may be something fishy here.
Now that I met a shopkeeper who was not short of money, even though the store clerk was kind-hearted, it was impossible not to make money, so he shook his head and left with a bitter smile.
The efficiency of this restaurant is really not slow, and a whole table was quickly arranged to wait for the banquet to be served.
That Li Buyi was so unceremonious and his attitude, combined with his rather polite appearance, can really be described in only four words - polite and polite.
Qin Wushuang was still watching with a smile. He wanted to take this opportunity to observe Li Buyi, but no matter how he observed, Li Buyi was always a virtuous man and never showed any sudden appearance at any moment. It's just that
Gobbling up food gives people the feeling that this person is a hungry ghost who has not been reincarnated.
After a long time, Li Buyi's turbulent momentum finally slowed down. He put his greasy hands on the table and wiped them casually. With a greasy mouth, he looked at Qin Wushuang and pretended to be polite and cupped his hands: "Xiaosheng is setting up a stall here to watch.
I have been Prime Minister for several months, but I have never had a person as generous as you, Xiongtai. Do you dare not ask Xiongtai for his name?"
"Wu Xinghe." Qin Wushuang naturally did not say the three words "Qin Wushuang", but used the name of his previous life.
"Wu Xinghe?" Li Buyi was stunned for a moment, and he counted with his fingers, as if he was an expert from outside the world. Then his eyes were a little strange, and he looked at Qin Wushuang and muttered to himself, "No, no."
"What's wrong?"
"Just now, Xiaosheng did a casual calculation and discovered that your life cannot be calculated at all. Xiaosheng pinched it with his iron finger, and there is no life in the world that I cannot calculate. But brother, you are very strange. Wu Xinghe... this name
, can’t even calculate anything..."
Li Buyi smiled half-heartedly and looked at Qin Wushuang: "But I feel that you didn't make up your name. Why? Why?"
He stretched out his greasy hands and scratched his head hard. He looked as if he hadn't washed his hair in decades and his head was covered with lice. He kept scratching it up and down. He muttered: "It's strange.
The fingers of his other hand were constantly calculating, and he was mumbling words, as if he were a master. At this point, Qin Wushuang almost 90% thought that he was pretending to be a ghost. But he did not expose it, stood up, and said with a smile: "Your Excellency
After slowly calculating, I will excuse myself. I have paid for this banquet, and it is difficult for you to calculate it. It is considered a lot of hard work anyway, isn't it? "
Li Buyi was completely unaware and ignored Qin Wushuang's words. He just frowned, kept calculating, and looked extremely depressed. His expression looked very distressed and depressed.
Qin Wushuang sighed helplessly, saying that this person is a charlatan. He has food and drink, so he should give up when he is ready. Even if he is acting, he should be almost done. But this guy looks like he is going to
It's like the acting is going on to the end.
"Tsk tsk, even if he is an acting liar, his professionalism is worthy of this banquet." Qin Wushuang smiled bitterly in his heart and walked out, "If this person were put in the previous life, relying on his acting skills alone, he would at least be
It's rare to be able to get into such a state of devotion when you're at the level of an actor, eating and drinking."
Just as he was about to walk out, Li Buyi screamed strangely and shouted: "Don't go, don't go. Brother, don't go yet."
Qin Wushuang didn't stop and walked straight out.
Li Buyi, however, stuck to him like a dog-skin plaster and stood in front of Qin Wushuang with a playful smile. He opened his hands to block Qin Wushuang's way.
"Don't worry, don't worry, please tell me your birth date."
"No comment." Since Qin Wushuang believed that he was a charlatan, he would not continue to tangle with him.
"No comment?" Li Buyi smiled, "That's okay, I have a special skill called 'Pulse Pattern Recognition Technique'. I only need to take a look at your handprints or match your pulse.
Do you know your birthday and horoscope?"
Qin Wushuang chuckled and said, "What if we can't calculate it?"
Li Buyi looked at death with a look on his face: "I can't figure it out, so what do you say?"
Qin Wushuang looked Li Buyi up and down for a moment, then smiled bitterly and said, "I think you are penniless. Even if you make a mistake in calculation, what can you lose? It doesn't count."
Li Buyi gritted his teeth: "My calculation was wrong, so I ran away naked and will never set up a stall here again!"
Running naked? Isn't that just running around? Qin Wushuang didn't have such a bad taste, and sighed helplessly: "Even so, it only makes passers-by laugh, and it does no good to me. It doesn't count."
Li Buyi held up the cards in his hand and shouted at the top of his lungs: "Free fortune telling, free fortune telling! Only three people, only three people! If you want to try it, hurry up and sign up."
Li Buyi shouted loudly, and many passers-by along the street looked at him. Although Li Buyi didn't look like a master of martial arts, but since it was free, it was not in vain.
Therefore, after a while, Li Buyi was crowded with people.
"Sir, are you really asking for nothing?" a passerby asked.
Li Buyi was particularly generous: "If you don't take it, don't take it. If the calculation is wrong, I will give you a tael of silver."
Is there such a good thing in the world? The enthusiasm of the passers-by was suddenly ignited, and they swarmed in. At first, everyone just held a wait-and-see attitude and wanted to ask their luck for free.
But when Li Buyi said that he was wrong, he actually still had money to pay for it. As a result, many people came up with the mentality of picking up a tael of silver for free. A few even had their own ideas. Even if this person was right, he would still have money to pay.
Life and death depended on his miscalculation, so he blackmailed him for a tael of silver.
Li Buyi glanced at Qin Wushuang proudly: "Brother, you can see whether they are really talented or learned. To avoid you saying that these people are my trustees, just pull three of them from the street and I will verify them one by one for you.
.”
Although Qin Wushuang didn't believe that Li Buyi had such ability, he couldn't help but be curious after hearing his serious look. He glanced casually and waved to the waiter in the restaurant: "Let him do the math.
I'll give you five taels of silver."
The shop clerk was overjoyed and quickly wiped his hands on his body twice: "Easy to say, sir, whatever you want, I will cooperate with you."
Li Buyi had a straight face: "You said earlier that I was a charlatan, but you didn't tell me the story. Aren't you afraid that I would tell you lies?"
The shop clerk said cheerfully: "If you want to make up some nonsense, feel free to make it up, but I won't believe it anyway."
The shop clerk was a bachelor. With one sentence, Li Buyi was speechless. He spread his palms and looked at them for a moment: "In the Year of Jiazi, at the twenty-third hour of the first lunar month..."
The shop clerk's expression changed obviously. He was so surprised that he retracted his palms tremblingly. He looked at Li Buyi blankly and said in disbelief: "How did you know?"
If Li Buyi acted somewhat like a superior when he told the store clerk the birthday, then the next moment, he acted like a pure villain.
He said smugly: "Methods, these are methods. How can ordinary people understand my methods? Do you still dare to say that I am a magician now?"