After receiving the letter handed over by Shuang'er, I tore open the cover, took out a letterhead from inside, and unfolded the letterhead. After all, it was in the dark, and no matter how good my eyesight was, I still couldn't see the handwriting clearly, so
Ask Shuang'er to light candles.
Shuang'er responded and went to get the candlestick. Just as he was about to light it, I heard the sound of footsteps coming from outside. I hurriedly whispered: "Someone is here again." Shuang'er was startled, put down the things in his hands, and turned around.
He came over and said, "Who are they? Could they be those three lamas?" I said, "It's possible, it sounds like three people. Let me take a look." After saying that, I put the envelope and signature into my arms and held it lightly.
He walked to the door on his feet and looked out through the small hole in the window paper.
Through the small hole, I saw a flash of red shadow outside, and three people came over. Although I couldn't see their faces clearly, I could confirm from their clothes that they were the three lamas from the daytime. The three people stopped in front of the door.
I came down and seemed to be listening to the noise in the house. I returned to Shuang'er and whispered into her ear: "It is indeed those three lamas. It seems that they are coming in." Shuang'er whispered: "What should we do?
manage?"
I glanced around the house and saw the window on the other wall. Suddenly I had a problem. I stepped forward and opened the window. I waved to Shuang'er and whispered: "Let's go out." Shuang'er was stunned and didn't understand me.
But she still followed the instructions and came to the window, jumped on the window sill with a slight jump, looked downstairs, and was about to jump down, but I patted her, pointed up, and said: "Go to the roof.
." Shuang'er understood, raised his head and glanced, jumped up, raised his body in the air, hooked his hands on the eaves of the house, turned over, and the figure disappeared from my eyes and landed on the ridge of the roof.
Shuang'er went up to the roof, raised his head, and said softly: "Mr. Master, you jump over here and I will hold you." The little girl didn't know that I had extraordinary lightness skills, so she looked quite nervous. She thought she was afraid that I would be careless.
I fell upstairs. Of course I couldn't brush off her kindness, so I pretended to be clumsy and climbed onto the window sill. Suddenly there was some noise from the door. When I looked back, I saw a knife tip protruding from the crack in the door.
I was pulling the door latch, and it seemed that those people were about to enter the house. I took another look at the five people lying on the ground, and I laughed secretly in my heart. I turned around and jumped up.
With my hands free, I stretched out my hands randomly. Shuang'er leaned over and took action like lightning. He grabbed my forearm and flicked it hard. My body drew an arc and landed steadily beside her. Shuang'er stretched out his hand.
He supported me to prevent me from slipping and falling, and then asked: "Mr. sir, what should we do next?" I said: "You stay here and listen to what they say, I will go to their room.
Take a look." Shuang'er said: "There is no road on the roof. What if you fall? It's better for me to do it." I held her little hand and said with a smile: "Your husband-in-law is a great hero, how can you be troubled by such a trivial matter?"
Don't worry, don't worry."
Shuang'er was naturally worried and refused to let me take risks. I smiled at her, turned over and jumped down, landing lightly on the ground, and waved to her proudly. Shuang'er was taken aback and was about to follow.
He jumped down and saw that I was fine, so he felt relieved and gently touched his chest with his hand, thinking he was quite frightened by my jump.
I was on the small street outside the inn, and there was no one around. Looking at the inn, I vaguely remembered the location of the rooms where the lamas lived, as mentioned by the innkeeper. I found the window of their room, went under the window, and lifted the
With a breath, he jumped up slightly, reached out and hooked the window sill, and knocked on the window lattice three times with the other hand. After listening for a while, there was no movement inside, so he opened the window, put his hands hard, turned over and jumped in.
Sure enough, there was no one in the room. I searched around and found a baggage on the bedside. I opened the baggage. Apart from dozens of taels of silver, it was just some clothes. There was nothing special. Of course, I was not polite and took it.
I put the silver in my arms and searched the house again, but found nothing, which made me very disappointed. I wasted so much effort and only got this little bit of silver, which is not enough for me to reward myself. I will give it to myself later.
When I go back later, I need to pack these things.
These lamas are really shabby. Three fat men are crowded on the same bed, with only one quilt covering them. What if someone dreams of the fairy sister and stabs others with a silver spear while sleeping? I suddenly appeared
An evil thought could no longer be suppressed. I opened the quilt, shook the clothes in the bag on the bed, jumped on the bed, untied my trousers, and peed on the clothes. I entered the inn.
I haven't been to the toilet yet, and I have been holding my urine for a long time, so I pee quite happily.
After peeing, I was still not finished, so I thought about calling Shuang'er over to add some soup, but then I thought about it, she is a girl after all, and she would never mess around like this with me. It's better for me to suffer some more losses and make a fool of myself.
After all, they gave me dozens of taels of silver for free. Grandpa, I gave some yellow things in return, which can be regarded as reciprocity.
I took off my pants and was about to squat down when I heard footsteps outside. I was startled. I quickly pulled up my pants and flattened the quilt to cover the wet bed. The sound came from
I was in a hurry, and I was in front of the door in a blink of an eye. I didn't bother to fasten my trousers, held my trousers up with both hands, stepped to the window, and jumped out.
As soon as I landed on the street, I saw Shuang'er standing on the roof behind me waving to me. I didn't know when she came here. I looked around, put some force on my feet, and jumped to her side. Shuang'er
He stretched out his hand to help me and said, "Mr., I didn't expect that your Qinggong is so good." I laughed twice and said, "Shuang'er, why did you come here?" Shuang'er said, "They entered the house.
, I was frightened when I saw the five people lying on the ground. I just searched the house casually and found nothing, so they all went out. I was worried that they would bump into you, so I came over to have a look."
Just as I was talking, the light in the room under my feet flashed from the window. I guessed that the three people had returned to the room, so I took my two children to sit down and listened to what they said. Unexpectedly, I was greatly disappointed when I heard it. Grandma's
These people didn't speak Chinese, and we couldn't understand a word they said. We just heard them seeming to be arguing about something. They chatted for a long time, and finally everyone stopped talking. Then the lights went out, and they were probably going to sleep.
, I laughed secretly in my heart. I have been listening to the Book of Heaven on the roof for so long, just waiting for them to go to bed. Is there any mechanism set by me on the bed, haha.
Sure enough, the room was quiet for a moment, the bed creaked a few times, and suddenly one person shouted. Then, the other two people also started shouting loudly. There was a commotion in the room, and the lights came on again, but the voices of the three people became quieter.
He came down, seemed to be very frightened, and said a few more words, then there was a sound of fussing, and then the door made a sound, as if it was opened, and then there was no more movement.
Shuang'er wondered: "Mr. sir, why did they go out again? Are they going to our room again?" I said: "They were frightened and ran away for their lives." Shuang'er said: "They were frightened by us.
Were the five people in the room scared away?" I was embarrassed to tell her that I peed on their bed, so I could only vaguely say yes.
Not long after, I saw the three lamas leading their horses and slipping out from the side door of the inn. They looked around furtively, mounted their horses, and whipped hard, heading in the direction we came from, as if they were flying.
Went there. I imagined them peeing all over themselves, I couldn't hold it in and started laughing.
Shuang'er was very curious and asked me why I was laughing, but I refused to tell her. But after a while, I couldn't help it anymore, so I told her the truth. Shuang'er thought he was trying his best not to laugh, but he finally let go with a puff.
She was so angry that she started laughing too, but when she was laughing, she turned her head away and didn't dare to look at me. Girls are still shy after all, and for such indecent things, even if you laugh, you have to do it behind someone's back.
The two of them laughed for a long time, and I said: "We should go back, and those boys in the house should take care of themselves." Shuang'er stood up and said, "How can we take care of it? It's so hard that you still want to get on top of them.
"Come on..." Before I finished speaking, I chuckled again. I stood up with a smile and was about to speak, but suddenly I felt a chill in my lower body, my eyes let out a soft cry, and I quickly covered my eyes with my hands. I looked down.
, I realized that I was running in a hurry just now, and I didn't wear a belt. I had been carrying it with my hands. Later, I sat down with Shuang'er and listened to the noise in the room, so I forgot about it. My pants were already wide, so when I stood up like this
, it fell down and retreated to the heel. This time when I went out, I wore a short dress for easy movement. When the pants fell off, everything was exposed.
I hurriedly picked up my pants and tied my belt, my face was hot, and I said to Shuang'er embarrassedly: "I was running in a hurry just now and forgot to tie my belt. I'm really sorry for scaring you again." Shuang'er was embarrassed.
She said: "No...it's nothing. Let's go back." After saying that, she turned around and ran away. I followed her angrily, cursing myself in my heart for Meng Lang and being so rude to the beauty.
Back in the room, Shuang'er lit the candles, and finally there was light in the room. I saw that she was still shy, the redness on her face had not subsided, and there was a smile on her lips, but she still didn't dare to look at me, so I changed the subject.
He opened his mouth and said, "These people have been poisoned by the incense. How can we wake them up?" Shuang'er was attracted by my topic and asked, "Have they been affected by the incense? My husband, you are really amazing. Since then,
Where did you get the incense?"
I said: "They gave it to me." Shuang'er said: "You're lying, how could they give you the incense and let you charm them?" I laughed and told these people.
I stretched a bamboo tube into the room and blew incense inside, but I was able to charm them all in one breath. After hearing this, Shuang'er was amazed, looked at the small hole in the window paper, and said, "No wonder you said blowing."
You caught them with just your breath. If you hadn't discovered it, we would have been the ones who were fascinated."
I nodded and said, "Yes, people's hearts are sinister. These people can use any skill to achieve their goals. If we hadn't been prepared this time, the consequences would have been disastrous. Shuang'er, we need to be more cautious in the future."
Shuang'er hummed and said: "I don't know where these people came from, and I don't know how to wake them up. By the way, sir, didn't we find a letter from them? I think there should be something in the letter."
What clue."
I was overjoyed and said, "What a great boy, you are so smart. Why didn't I think of that?" I took out the letter from my pocket and looked at the candlestick -
Wei Xiaobao trembled for a long time, then pulled up his pants and sighed: "It took so much effort to urinate so much. I am a teenager, but my thirty-year-old heart and prostate are like those of a fifty-year-old."
.If I don’t practice my internal skills hard, I’m afraid I’ll become a eunuch before I can see my beautiful wife A’ke.”