Fat Toutuo put me on the ground and said, "You are all talking to him. I was made fun of by him. Why is no one seeking justice for me?" I straightened my clothes and said, "You also go find some Xiang Meili.
With the girl by your side, someone will naturally speak for you. But if you want to find someone like Shuang'er, I'm afraid there won't be another one in the world."
Fat Toutuo said angrily: "I am a monk, how can I be like you, messing with women everywhere." Seeing that he wanted to expose my shortcomings again, I hurriedly said to Lu Gaoxuan: "Mr. Lu, what I just talked about with Shuang'er,
What do you think?" Lu Gaoxuan said, "I didn't hear what you just said."
Fat Toutuo interjected: "He was asking whether eating the gallbladder of poisonous snakes would increase one's physical strength." Lu Gaoxuan said: "The gallbladder of ordinary poisonous snakes has the effect of strengthening the body. There are some rare species on our island.
, its gallbladder can help martial arts practitioners improve their skills a lot."
When I heard this, I was overjoyed and said, "That's great, Fat Toutuo. Go and catch more for me. I want to eat their bile." Fat Toutuo said with a bitter face, "You still ate my guts."
." I said: "I eat your guts for no purpose. Are you timid, afraid of snakes biting you?" Lu Gaoxuan said: "It's not that the fat venerable doesn't dare to catch snakes, but that we are here on Shenlong Island.
You cannot catch the divine dragon on the island, otherwise it would be terrible if the leader finds out."
I sighed and said: "Oh, it's such a pity that such an easy practice method can't be used. Forget it, I won't eat it to save you from trouble. By the way, why have you been gone for so long?
Come back. What did the leader’s wife say?”
Lu Gao
After two chapters, she didn't seem to be very interested. We brothers talked it over, and she only agreed to meet you when she heard that you were a senior official around the emperor."
I wondered: "Isn't she interested in the forty-two chapters of the Sutra?" Fat Toutuo said: "Who knows, she asked us to look for sutras in the beginning. It was as if she was forcing us to find it. Now that she has something to look at, she is not in a hurry anymore.
, It’s really strange.” I chuckled and said, “It doesn’t matter, she’s not interested in scriptures, so she’s interested in me.” Fat Toutuo looked at me with a strange look in his eyes and said, “What are you kidding about?
You've got a weird idea, but I'm warning you. Seeing that Madam is not joking, you'd better be careful and put away all your tricks to coax the little girl. If you make Madam unhappy, no one can save you."
My face turned red and I said, "Where are you thinking? I mean, as long as I can meet with my wife, I will have the opportunity to ask for the antidote from her. I can also get my Persian girls back." Lu Gaoxuan said:
"Mr. Wei, how sure are you?" I spread my hands and said, "How can I be sure? It depends on luck one step at a time." Fat Toutuo said: "Both the leader and his wife like children, so I think so.
I won’t embarrass you. But you still have to be careful."
Just after noon, I had packed up nicely and was waiting outside the house, urging Fat Toutuo and Lu Gaoxuan to get on the road. The two of them were not as eager to see the leader's wife as I was, and they waited for a long time before taking me with them. I set off.
Seeing the two of them frowning along the way, I couldn't help but smile and said, "Did you get scolded by the leader's wife this morning? Why are you looking like this?"
Fat Toutuo said: "The young men under Madam have no rules at all. Every time I go up there, I have to be angry with them. Now that the leader is not on the island, these guys are even more rude. I was ridiculed by them in the morning.
I really don’t want to go there anymore.” I laughed and said, “I said you have such a good temper and you don’t get angry no matter what I say. It turns out you were trained by them.”
Fat Toutuo said: "Your situation is different. You and Shuang'er are pretty good-hearted, and there is no harm in joking with me. How could I really be angry with you? But those boys... hmm, one day, but teach them
If they fall into my hands, let's see how I deal with them."
After walking seven or eight miles eastward, we turned back to a mountain peak in the north. Fat Toutuo was worried that I wouldn't be able to go up, so he picked me up, held me under his arm, and ran towards the mountain. I hurriedly shouted:
"Be careful, don't mess up my clothes." Fat Toutuo kept walking and said, "I'm not a girl, so my clothes will be messed up." Lu Gaoxuan said with a smile: "Master Wei wants to give the leader's wife
Leave a good impression." I said, "Of course, it's the first time you meet the leader's wife, so you have to maintain some image."
Fat Toutuo sighed and said, "It's not like we're going on a blind date. What kind of image do you want?" I said, "Do you know why the leader and his wife don't want to see you? It's because you are too ugly and slovenly dressed. Who else would see you?"
You will be annoyed too." Fat Toutuo said: "Mr. Lu is quite gentle, and I don't see the leader liking him anymore." Lu Gaoxuan said: "Why did you get involved with me again?"
As they were approaching the top of the mountain, both of them began to get nervous and refused to talk nonsense with me. I was also a little nervous, but kept talking. Fat Toutuo whispered: "There is someone in front of you.
Stop talking nonsense. If someone hears something, report it to the leader and his wife, and it will be enough for you to drink." Although I was not convinced, I couldn't help but shut my mouth when I saw the look on his face.
In the blink of an eye, we reached the top of the mountain and saw a large piece of flat land on the top of the mountain, with several huge bamboo houses built there. There were several young men in green and young girls in red standing outside, all carrying long swords. When they saw us coming up, they stepped forward to stop us.
The way to go.
A young man said: "You Ma Gan have only been here in the morning, why are you here again now?" Fat Toutuo laughed along with him and said: "The leader's wife wants to see this kid, let's bring him up to meet the wife."
A young girl circled around me and said with a smile: "This kid is quite smart, but his eyes are treacherous, and he doesn't look like a good guy." Fat Toutuo said hurriedly: "Although this kid is a bit shabby,
I'm quite honest." I was immediately furious because he was such a fat man. He just praised me for my cleverness, but he actually called me shabby.
The girl bent down, pinched my face, and said, "I think I'm much better than you. Good boy, call me auntie, and I'll give you sweets." Anger surged up in my heart.
, but made a silly look and said: "Auntie, I want to breastfeed."
I don’t know whether she was angry with me or ashamed, but the woman’s little face suddenly turned red. The men and women next to her burst out laughing. The woman was so angry that she raised her hand to hit her. I hurriedly rushed to Fat Toutuo.
Behind him, Fat Toutuo said hurriedly: "Girl, please calm down. Madam is anxious to see the child. She has something important to ask, so we are about to go in."
The woman snorted, pointed at me and said, "Boy, I'll wait for you to come out later. You'll look good." I stuck out my tongue at her, made a face again, and followed Fat Toutuo and Lu Gaoxuan into a room.
Bamboo house.
The bamboo house was very spacious, and two young men in white were standing inside. As soon as Lu Gaozhan entered, he clasped his fists and said, "Brothers, we are here to see my wife. Please let me know." A young man looked him up and down.
Said: "Didn't you meet me this morning? Why are you here again? Who is this child?" Lu Gaoxuan said: "Madam has something important to ask this young master, so we brought him to see Madam. Please excuse me, go and follow him.
Madam, please tell me and we will bring you here."
The young man looked at me and said, "Wait." After that, he turned around and went into the back room. After a while, the young man came back and said to me: "Come with me, you two go outside and wait."
Let's go." Fat Toutuo and Lu Gaoxuan looked at me, nodded slightly, and then retreated.
The young man took me out of the back room, passed through several corridors, and then a bamboo forest, and finally walked to a huge platform. Several large houses were built on the platform. It is estimated that the leader's wife lived here.
There were seven or eight young men standing in front of the house, all holding long swords. They seemed to be somewhat powerful. The young man who brought me here said to a few people in front of the house: "This boy is the lady who wants to see you."
A girl in red looked at me and said, "Boy, come with me." Good guy, with so many levels, it's more difficult than meeting an emperor. This dragon leader really takes himself seriously.
As the girl entered the house, she turned left and right and came to a wing. The girl said to me: "Stay here honestly and don't run around. Do you hear me?" I quickly said: "I understand.
, Thank you sister for leading the way." The girl smiled and said, "You are quite sweet, little kid." After that, she turned around and walked out.
After waiting for a long time, no one came in again. I was extremely bored and walked back and forth in the house. This bamboo house was quite elegantly decorated, with a lot of antiques, calligraphy and paintings. I looked at them one by one for a long time, but I didn't see anyone.
It was so valuable that I looked down on the leader of the Shenlong Sect. It was really shameful that such a dignified leader didn’t even have Zhang Tangyin in his house. He was not like the famous poets from the Tang, Song, Yuan and Ming dynasties in my house.
, I have saved some of the pictures of girls with bare butts. Recently, Kangxi is going to teach Enke, and I plan to ask the five chiefs of each subject to draw some for me, and then print out a set of beautiful pictures.
I don’t know how much money I can make.
I was rummaging around in the room when I heard a sound from the door. The girl just walked in. Seeing that I was holding a calligraphy and painting in my hand and unfolding it to look at it, her face changed and she whispered: "Put the things down quickly, Madam."
Here it is." Upon hearing this, I hurriedly rolled up the painting, threw it into a painting jar aside, straightened my clothes, and returned to stand beside the hall table. The woman opened both doors and lowered her head by the door.
And stand.
Then, four more girls walked in, each holding something in their hands. One was holding an incense burner with green smoke. The smell wafting out was quite similar to that in the room of the fake queen mother. I laughed secretly in my heart, this might be
The fake queen mother stole the filial piety to the leader's wife from the palace. Another woman was holding a flower basket filled with petals of flowers. The woman grabbed a handful of petals from the flower basket, raised her hand, and the colorful petals were
It was fluttering on the ground, and it was very beautiful. I thought to myself that it was such a big pomp, and the Queen Mother had never seen so much trouble when she went out. What’s more, she was in her own room. Is there any need to do this in front of an outsider like me?
.
Four women entered the house, stood in two rows, and said in unison: "The leader's wife is here~~~"
A figure flashed in front of the door, and a very beautiful woman in her early twenties walked in with a smile——
The leader's wife smiled sweetly, and said: "They say that Xiaobao's child has a jade-faced Sai Pan'an. I want to take a look and see if it is really the case. The pockmarked face that I have been facing Hong Antong all day long, the Nu family
I'm tired of it a long time ago. If there really is a handsome young man who comes to pick me up with a colorful monthly ticket, I will give up the glory and wealth in front of me and let him go."