Volume 3, Chapter 40, I'm so disgusted that I can't write any more
Volume 3, Chapter 40, I feel disgusting and can't continue writing
Seeing that Zheng Keshuang finally drank my special drink, I was ecstatic and forced myself to laugh, just waiting to see him make a fool of himself.
Zheng Keshuang might have been too excited, but she didn't taste the taste, and did not breathe, so she drank all the wine in the pot in one sip, and didn't sprinkle a drop of urine. I couldn't help but praise her: "Good Kung Fu!" Zheng Keshuang put the wine in her mouth
Putting down the pot, letting out a sigh of pride, looking at A Ke, smiling gracefully, I looked at him, and I felt that it was dark in front of me, and everything I saw was his black picture.
mouth.
A Ke looked at Zheng Keshuang, and his expression was very respectful. Seeing Zheng Keshuang smiled and exclaimed, he opened his mouth in surprise. A Qi was also startled and stared at Zheng Keshuang's black mouth in a daze, unable to speak.
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Zheng Keshuang looked at the reactions of her two people, and her face suddenly became stiff. She smacked her lips, as if she had tasted some taste. She reached out and wiped it, and went to see the palm of her palm. Her face suddenly changed color, she vomited a few mouthfuls of saliva, and vomited dryly
As if he wanted to spit out everything in his stomach. Several followers on the side saw that something was wrong, they rushed forward and said, "Young master, what's wrong?" Zheng Keshuang vomited a few more times and cursed, "He**
It was smelly ink." A follower picked up the empty wine pot, looked into the mouth of the pot, put it under his nose and smelled it, and said, "It smells like a scent, young master, there is still urine inside."
As soon as he heard that there was urine, A Ke frowned, covered his mouth and nose, and gave in to his body. His eyes changed a lot when he looked at Zheng Keshuang. Zheng Keshuang looked at A Ke blankly, her mouth opened, but
Spit out a word, and suddenly, with a "wow" sound, a stream of black water sprayed straight towards Aqi. Aqi couldn't dodge, and her face was sprayed all over her body and face, with sticky black liquid inside.
There are also some yellow and white things mixed in.
I saw it in my eyes, and my abdomen rolled and I was about to vomit it out. I finally endured it. Aqi was vomited in a mixed liquid. She seemed to be stunned, and she reached out to wipe it on her face. She looked down and looked again
He looked up at Zheng Keshuang, and then he screamed with a "ah". His voice was sharp and loud, stretching and long, like a sharp thorn, hitting a person's eardrum.
Amid the screams, there was a sound next to me, but a man on the table next to me, who was spitting out all the wine and food in the belly, whether he was disgusted by Zheng Keshuang or stimulated by Aqi's voice.
The table in front of him was sprayed with white flowers, and many of them splashed on his deskmate. It didn't matter if he vomited, and someone immediately started vomiting. For a moment, there were springs everywhere in the restaurant and frogs were roaring.
, closed your eyes and listened, it was like midsummer night, being by the pond. The cool breeze hits under the starry sky, accompanied by the fragrance of wine, which makes people linger intoxicatedly.
As Ah Qi's singing stopped, I finally vomited, and I was so decisive, and I was pouring out all the wine and food without any regrets.
The old man sitting on the side, holding half a piece of bear's paw dripping with thick juice in his mouth, staring at everything in the lobby, and finally relaxed his hands. Both of the wooden chopsticks fell to the ground. The bear's paw slowly slid out of his mouth.
, rolled down his chin to the ground. The old man glared and took a breath. His hunched back suddenly straightened up, his mouth opened, and a red mist sprayed out. Then, he turned his eyes and fell to the side.
Go, fall from the chair to the ground.
I was shocked and could no longer care about the excitement in the hall. I hurriedly got up to help me, but I saw the corners of my mouth full of blood, and I couldn't stop coughing, and I could no longer speak. I shouted, "Brother-in-law, what's wrong with you?"
"The old man grabbed my hand, with great force, and pinched his nails into the flesh. I said panic: "Old man, you vomit blood, don't move, I'll hire a doctor for you." The old man grabbed it desperately, no
He was willing to let go. Yingzi knelt beside the old man and went to support his head. At this time, a man squatted down and said, "Old Man Li, what are you worried about, tell me."
I turned around and saw that it was the waiter, pale face, as if frightened. The old man calmed down a little, blood kept pouring out of his mouth, staring at me with his eyes slowly raised his other hand, pointing at him
Yingzi. I was stunned for a moment and said, "Brother-in-law, what do you want me to do? Tell me, I will definitely promise you." The old man seemed to be about to speak, and opened his mouth to the boss. After spending his efforts, he finally sprayed out again.
With a mouthful of blood, my head tilted, and it stopped moving. The hand that was holding me was still very tight and did not loosen.
The waiter reached over and looked over, shook his head, and sighed, "He is dead." Yingzi understood what was going on, and suddenly threw himself on the old man and shook hard. I said, "It's so good, how could it be like this.
What should I do if I leave this little girl behind?" The waiter glanced at me and said, "My master, what good thing have you done? Why did you pee in a good pot of wine? These masters will be later
When we get into trouble, my little life is... Oh, you take Yingzi and run away quickly. Old Man Li has tuberculosis. It's been these days. Now Yingzi has you to rely on, so he can live
life.
I was about to speak, but suddenly I heard Zheng Keshuang shouting loudly: "He is the one who opened a black shop. Waiter, get over here." I quickly looked up and saw that Zheng Keshuang and the followers were all bright.
The guy came out and looked at us fiercely. A Ke was frowning and wiped A Qi with a veil. The waiter trembled all over, grabbed Yingzi, stuffed it into my hand, and shouted: "
Lord Buddha, run."
How could I escape at this time? On one hand, there is an old man who has just been disgusted to death, while on the other hand, he is dragged down by me, but he is still helping me. In addition, the beautiful A Ke who is watching, how could I leave? Zheng Keshuang
I walked towards us with a sword and a dark face. I might be so angry that I stepped on the dirt that someone else vomited, and I slipped and almost fell.
As soon as I lifted my breath, I flew over, reached out and pulled off his belt, and then returned to the spot. Because I was moving too fast, no one could see clearly. Zheng Keshuang's eyes were blurred, she shook her head, and took big steps again. But she knew that
But his pants suddenly fell down, hung to his feet, dragged on the ground, revealing two bare calves. Zheng Keshuang closed his posture and didn't believe it. After being mixed with his pants, he finally fell to the ground, and his face was lying on a piece of dirty thing.
In the middle of the game, several seniors hurriedly stepped forward and helped him up, and helped him lift his pants with all their strength. A Ke could see clearly from behind and couldn't help but frown.
Zheng Keshuang wiped his face, and his hands were stuck in the ground, and said tremblingly, "What's going on." A Changsui saw the belt in my hand, pointed at me and shouted loudly, "Young Master."
, It was him, this little monk did it." Everyone's eyes fell on me.
I laughed and said, "No, it's what your Buddha made. How about it, is my urine delicious?" Everyone raised their swords and looked at each other, waiting for Zheng Keshuang to rush towards me with an order, but Zheng Keshuang was still alive.
He said, "Who are you and why do you mess with me like this." I snorted and said aloud, "Master Buddha, I am Zen Master Huiming from Shaolin Temple. Today I saw you want to do something wrong, so I taught you a lesson." This sentence is actually a matter of
As A Ke said, I think he has no good feelings for Zheng Keshuang at the moment, so I want to make a debut in front of her. Sure enough, A Ke's eyes looked at me, and I immediately put on an extremely chic position.
Zheng Keshuang said angrily: "So what about Shaolin Temple? Others are afraid of you, but my Zheng family may not be afraid of you." A eldest son next to him said: "Young Master, don't listen to him. The only person in the name of Hui in Shaolin Temple is Huicong.
An old monk, who is young, can he be Huicong's junior brother? He must be enjoying you." Another person said, "Young Master, this kid's way is not right. Just now, our brothers didn't think he was authentic.
It may have something to do with the yin monk who appeared recently."
Zheng Keshuang seemed to have already poked out my bottom, waved his hand and said, "Kill him." Dozens of people were holding single swords and shouting at me. The waiter was already scared and lost his soul and hugged his head.
After entering the table, I leaned over and picked up Yingzi, waited everyone to approach, jumped gently, jumped out of the window, and landed on the street outside.
When everyone saw me jumping out, they all jumped out one after another. Zheng Keshuang was not behind, and jumped off with her pants in her hands. I don’t know where the valuable sword was thrown.
When I saw them all follow, I thought to lead them farther away so as not to hurt the waiter in the store. Seeing that there were more than twenty horses tied outside the store, I jumped onto a ride with Yingzi in my arms and pulled the reins away.
He rode his horse and started running.
Looking back, they saw them jumping on horses, whip chasing them quickly, secretly happy, and squeezed their horse's belly with their feet, speeding up. It was getting late, and there were not many pedestrians on the street. They ran for miles and felt that the store was small
Second, there was no danger, so I wanted to throw the pursuers away, but those people were very skilled in riding. I walked through several streets but couldn't get them away. I came up with a plan and pulled out the dagger from my boots.
The horse poked it gently on its buttocks. The horse was frightened and ran faster. Yingzi sat in front of me, probably because she was very scared and grabbed my arm tightly.
When I reached the suburbs of the city, it was getting darker and there were very few lights here. When I saw a house beside the road, I picked up Yingzi, jumped up, and fell lightly on the roof. The horse kept walking and ran forward, and then
Dozens of riders rushed over under the eaves, and disappeared within a short while.
I let out a sigh, straightened my body, looked around, and thought to myself, "If these people catch up with the horse, they may go back to me everywhere. If they can't find it, they may go back to the restaurant. A Ke may not have left yet,
You can't let these two meet again."
After clarifying the direction, I picked up Yingzi and jumped continuously on the roof. Yingzi was afraid, hugged my neck tightly, closed her eyes, and walked through hundreds of houses. Finally, I saw the first floor, so I jumped to
On the street, I put Yingzi down, took my little hand and walked towards the restaurant.
A trolley was parked at the door, and several shop friends were carrying the dead old man out and putting the man flat on the car. When Yingzi saw him, she broke away from my hand, ran over and threw herself on the old man. I saw it.
I was sad and couldn't help but sigh. At this moment, I suddenly heard someone say, "My Buddha, why are you back?" I looked up and saw that the waiter, carrying a bag and walking out of the store.
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Zheng Keshuang's eyes were dull, and black liquid kept flowing out of the corners of her mouth, and she murmured: "It's so cruel. I just hid a ticket and didn't vote for him all, so I tried so hard to eat it to my mouth.
The pretty lady was also taken away by him. Boy, wait, I'll go home and tell my grandma to go."