Zheng Keshuang was furious when she heard me mentioning drinking urine, and said, "Yin thief, if you annoy our Zheng family..." Before he could finish speaking, I slapped another mouth and cursed, "Shut up my mouth
, You are the yin thief. If you say something nonsense, I cut your tongue." This kid is really ignorant of the world, and he doesn't know who is around him, and he dares to report his identity. If the officers and soldiers know that he is Zheng, Taiwan
I can't protect the people of my family even if I want to protect him. Speaking of which, I don't care about his life and death, and I even want him to die sooner, but even if he wants to die, he cannot die in the hands of the officers and soldiers. If this is transmitted to the master's ears
I can't afford to eat.
It would be okay to beat him up. At worst, I will send Fatto Tuo to do this kid in secret in the future. Without knowing it, the master will not doubt me. You can't let this kid speak nonsense now, once his identity is revealed
, the scene is not something I can control.
I looked around and saw a lot of cow dung beside the road. I was delighted and said, "This boy's voice is annoying. Come on, stuff the cow dung into his mouth." A villager ran over and ran over
, with a hoe hooked up a large stall of cow dung, ran back with a smile, Zheng Keshuang shouted loudly, "What do you want to do, what do you want to do, don't come over, I'm the Taiwan..." Before he finished speaking, he had already said that
The villagers stuffed a handful of cow dung into their mouths. Zheng Keshuang spitted it hard, and the villagers stuffed it hard and spit it in. As they stuffed it, they grabbed a few handfuls and used up the cow dung on the hoe.
I said, "It seems that my brother doesn't like the smell of cow dung. Otherwise, I'll personally suck the shit and stuff it into your mouth? I guess you must like my shit, it's fresh. Tsk, it's really delicious."
Thumbs up on one side.
Zheng Keshuang twisted a few times and stopped moving. He obediently asked someone to fill the cow dung in his mouth. I nodded with satisfaction and said, "That's right. If you dare to spit it out again, I will really pump the shit.
I'll give you food." Those followers were so scared that they didn't dare to speak out when they saw me slandering Zheng Keshuang.
Ruidong walked behind me and said, "Master. How do you deal with these thieves? Are you sending them to the official?" I said, "No hurry, search them first to see what else they have stolen." The villagers rushed up and said,
Everyone started to search. Two villagers picked up Zheng Keshuang and pulled his clothes apart. They took out a lot of ingots, silver notes and other items, and held them in front of me. I looked around and saw an envelope, and took it over and took it out.
When I opened the letter, I was shocked. It was actually a handwritten letter written by the Prince of Yanping. It said that it was sent Zheng Keshuang to the Central Plains to work.
He quickly folded the letter and put it back into his envelope, put it in his arms, and cursed: "What a brave man, even the abbot dared to steal the love letter written by the head of Emei. I searched them carefully to see what other stolen goods there were.
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After a while, the villagers gathered and put all the things they found on the ground. I looked carefully and saw that there were some silver and nothing special. Then I said, "Good guy, I actually stole so many silver.
I know that it is not enough to compensate you." Ruidong smiled and said, "We will suffer some losses and we will give up."
Ruidong winked and we walked out several feet. Ruidong said, "Brother, what should I do below? Will I let them go?" I said, "It's been a great time to prepare the land today. But I'm still a little unwilling to let them go."
Ruidong said, "Or why I'll beat them up again." I waved my hand and said, "No need to think about it, let me see if there is any fresher way to play." I looked around,
I didn't come up with any good ideas. The village we are in is not big, with less than twenty yards, and behind each yard is wheat fields. It was spring, and there were not many days before the plantings in the fields were just sown, and only two or three grew
The wheat seedlings are green. I suddenly saw a scarecrow lying under a tree in the field beside a courtyard wall. I immediately had an idea and whispered to Ruidong. Ruidong was overjoyed and said:
"Good brother, your idea is really clever, haha, my brother admires it from the bottom of his heart. You go to the house to rest first, I'll ask someone to prepare something."
Back in Ruidong's yard, the sergeant changed the cold tea. I basked in the sun and savored the tea. Not long after, Ruidong came back and said, "All arrangements are made, let's have a few drinks first.
They should do it after the meal." They ordered people to put the banquet in the yard, and I started drinking one cup by one.
After drinking and eating, a soldier came to report and said that the matter had been done. I went out of the yard with Ruidong. Following the sergeant, I saw many scarecrows in several fields at the entrance of the village. To be precise,
When the person was inserted, he walked closer and looked closely. Everyone was tied to a cross tied with a thick wooden stick. He was inserted into the ground, his feet were about two feet high from the ground. Some people wore a torn straw hat on their heads, and some were
Wearing a torn hat, someone had a broom tied on his hands. From a distance, I couldn't tell whether it was a man or a scarecrow. I looked at it and laughed and said, "The emperor loves the people as much as his son, and attaches great importance to spring plowing. Now
It was when wheat seedlings grew. With these grass men, I would not be afraid of being eaten by livestock." Ruidong said: "Brothers are really thinking about the people everywhere and sharing the worries for the emperor."
I looked around and said, "Where is that boy? Where is that guy inserted?" A sergeant pointed to a straw man at the farthest and said, "Sir, that's it."
I strode over and looked up at Zheng Keshuang. I saw that the boy was tied to a wooden stick, spread his arms, and tied a broken palm fan in his hand, hanging his head, top of his head
A straw hat, weak. I smiled and said, "This straw man is good to pierce the ground, but it's still a little bit." The sergeant hurriedly said, "I don't know what's missing?" I said, "The straw man will shake when he encounters the wind
, This is how to scare away the birds and beasts. This kid can't move, how can it work?" The sergeant cleverly walked forward, walked around behind Zheng Keshuang, grabbed the wooden stick and shook it hard, the wooden stick was inserted straight
It was deep, but it was still very powerful on it. Zheng Keshuang was frightened and started screaming loudly.
Everyone laughed, and Ruidong said, "It's a bit like this." I pointed at Zheng Keshuang and said, "This guy is very brave. He dares to eat the cow dung in his mouth. If someone comes, he will stuff it in.
Go some to avoid starving him.
There was a lot of cow dung on the ground, so there was no need to find it. One sergeant caught a large handful of people, and two other sergeants held the wooden sticks to prevent overwhelming. The sergeant pulled Zheng Keshuang's clothes and climbed up with difficulty.
The cow dung was stuffed into Zheng Keshuang's mouth. Zheng Keshuang didn't dare to resist and obediently held the cow dung. I felt soft and couldn't bear it anymore, but then I thought again that this kid relied on being the second son of Zheng Jingdi, lawless, and with
Not only will I rob my wife, but I will harm my master in the future. I can't take advantage of him easily. I have to hang him in the field for at least three days before I can let him go.
On that day, I had fun with Zheng Ke until dark, and didn't wait for A Ke. The next day, I went down the mountain and waited in Ruidong's yard. Before a cup of tea was finished, a soldier came to report that there were two.
The woman was walking towards here, and I hurriedly climbed up the wall. As expected, two women were walking slowly on the mountain road, one was wearing a blue shirt and the other was wearing a light green shirt. It was not A Ke and the others.
I was immediately overjoyed and shouted, "Here, here we come, they are finally here." Ruidong came up to the wall and said, "Brothers know these two women." I said, "I know, I will wait."
After they had a long time, my brother, I need my brother's help if I have something to do." Ruidong said: "Brother, just say it if you have something to do."
I said, "One of these two women, one of them is my wife who has not passed through. Please restrain the brothers and do not stop them. If they fall in love with the mountain, they will go up the mountain, so that they will not let them see the brothers." Ruidong said
: "Okay, I will send an order immediately to let everyone hide, and I will guarantee that they will not be seen by them." I clasped my fists and said, "Thank you so much, brother."
He hurriedly got off the courtyard wall and ran out quickly. He left the village entrance and ran for more than half a mile, blocked A Ke and said, "Two girls, there is no way ahead." A Ke and A Qi were blocked by me
, Just as I was surprised, Aqi first recognized me and said, "It's you!" I pretended not to know, and said, "Ah, do you recognize me?" Aqi suddenly drew out his sword and said, "What a monk."
, take your life." A Ke also recognized me at this time, pulled out the lancet from his waist, and wanted to take action.
I was shocked and said, "The little monk and two have never met each other, why did they kill me as soon as they meet?" Aqi said, "Are you so unforgettable that the good things you did in Kaifeng Prefecture?" I said, "I'm going to
I passed by Kaifeng Mansion, but I did nothing bad, and I have never met two of you." Aqi snorted and said, "I forgot it very quickly. The first floor of Kaifeng Mansion, what have you done." I said, "
First floor? Oh, I remembered that I was on the first floor and taught a prodigal son who wanted to do something wrong to two beautiful young men." Aqi blushed and said, "He is a dignified county."
How could the second son of the king do something wrong? I heard from his followers that you have something to do with the yin monk.”
I hurriedly said, "You are wronged. I am a monk, so how can I get involved with the monk? If there is really something evil about Yin, how can Shaolin Temple tolerate me? But that young man, a rich and graceful woman, is an ordinary woman.
I was tired of having fun. Now I like young men. If I hadn't taken action that day, I would have been afraid that the two beautiful boys in the restaurant would have been killed by him. Hey, I looked at the two good faces, and it seemed...
Oh, are you those two young men?"
A Ke was full of suspicion and whispered to A Qi: "Senior Sister, that young master Zheng is really difficult..." A Qi said: "Don't listen to this little monk talking nonsense. It's so difficult that he doesn't believe the grand young master, but he still believes him.
If a little monk fails, look at the good things he does, sprinkle ink into other people's wine, which is not something serious people do."
I said, "It doesn't matter if you don't believe me. Yesterday, the man surnamed Zheng came here with his entourage, stole the cows from the village, and robbed many girls from the village. He ended up being caught by the villagers and tied up to show the public.
Woolen cloth--
Zheng Keshuang spit out a mouthful of cow dung, fanned the palm fan in his hand, and sang loudly: "I am a scarecrow, Yiyayi~~~ I will be in great trouble if I don't vote, Yiyayi~~~~~~ Hey, head
Why did a crow fall on it? It’s so difficult that it is not afraid of me?”