Chapter 519 : The new article 'Fraud Phoenix Playing Dragon: Chongxi Xiaosha'
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Introduction: The most extravagant wedding, but unexpectedly, her lover carefully planned to kill her! She was the stupid concubine he was forced to marry for happiness. When he saw her drooling and shouting "Brother Emperor", he couldn't wait to marry her.
Kick her to death! Little did he know that her other identity turned out to be...
She set up a casino, set up a brothel, killed important officials, and robbed officials of their money. She regarded human life as trivial and imperial edicts as free sex, but she saved his life and stole his cold and heartless emperor's heart! With a letter of divorce, she transformed into a silly concubine.
, he was so angry that he vomited blood: "Woman, you are so courageous, how dare you tease me..."
Highlights:
1: "Six years for revenge is not too slow! After all, it is not that easy to catch the ever-changing Guanyin! Alas, Ling, tonight is our bridal chamber, how could I let you down? You won,
It's a soul-killing potion they spent five years developing specifically for you. Try it, don't you think it's great?"
His hand fell on her shoulder as coldly as a poisonous snake. Luo Ling turned her head in disgust, but her body actually felt inexplicably comfortable! So cool? So cool for you, mother!
"Ling, do you feel it? Although you have killed my whole family, I will not kill you. I have prepared a dozen men for you. They are definitely very hungry men who have not touched a woman in several years. I guarantee it.
It will make you-"
2
"Xin'er, how do I remember that I know how to connect legs..."
She frowned in distress and thought for a long time before Luo Ling said slowly!
"Ah, your Majesty..." Does your Majesty know it? How come she doesn't know? But she doesn't dare to refute her!
But Luo Ling's words made Yiliu's face look more hopeful. She didn't want to die, so it would be better to live than die!
Luo Ling looked at the light of expectation on her face with satisfaction, and said with a silly smile: "You forgot, that year a chicken in our house had a broken leg, so I helped him reconnect it.
And then wrapped it?"
Um...Yi Liu almost fainted, trying to pick up a chicken's legs. Is that the same as picking up someone's legs?
3
"Enjoy yourself, and I will go earn some money first!"
Enjoyment? Just asking for some tea is considered enjoyment? Yuwen Haoyu thought with disdain. When he saw Luo Ling getting up, he followed suit!
Yuwen Haoyu hurriedly followed, but after taking just one step, his stomach suddenly growled, poof...
Without warning, a stinky fart rang out. Although there were not many people in the teahouse at this time, there were still about a dozen people. The smell of that fart was really enough!
They say that smelly farts are not loud, and loud farts are not smelly. This is actually not true. Look at Yuwen Haoyu, his farts are different, they are loud and smelly!
"Young Master..." Eunuch Wen was standing behind Yuwen Haoyu. The smell at the end of his nose was the strongest. He hurriedly covered his nose! But he was afraid that he would look over and quickly put down his hands. However, this smell was really...
…
4
"Hey, don't you think you are a stingy man? I just used your jade pendant and made 20% of the profit. Why are you so stingy? Come on, give me a smile..."
Pfft... Yuwen Haoxuan was drinking tea. When he heard this, he immediately spit out a mouthful of tea, and Eunuch Wen even turned pale——
Why did he feel that their wise and mighty emperor was being teased?
5
Three arrows, three angles, three different strengths, flew towards Luoling at the same time!
Luo Ling also felt the sudden murderous intent as she turned around in a hurry, kicked one away, and then leaned to one side to narrowly avoid the second one!
But the third one shot straight at her. The direction was too tricky, and it was impossible for her to avoid it!
"careful……"
Hearing someone shouting, Luo Ling wanted to curse, but her body was suddenly hugged by someone, and the arrow that was supposed to hit her hit the back of the person holding her!
After a pause, Luo Ling lowered his head and looked at the person holding him tightly...
No, impossible!
6
Yuwen Haoyu gently opened the door and walked in. The dim lights were dimly visible, and he saw a young woman with her back to him. Her long hair was flowing down, without any pearls and jade embellishments. The woman's silhouette was so beautiful that Yuwen Haoyu couldn't help but stare.
Got it
The woman seemed to know that someone was coming. When she turned around and saw Yuwen Haoyu, she was shocked: "Who are you?"
Yuwen Haoyu thought that there was such a beautiful woman in this palace, a thousand times more beautiful than any concubine, but he didn't even recognize him: "Why are you here?"
The woman was beautiful and charming, staring at Yuwen Haoyu innocently, her eyebrows slightly furrowed: "I am just a little palace maid, I made a mistake and was imprisoned here." After saying that, the woman lowered her head, her eyes shy.
That night, there was an extra beloved concubine in the palace—Concubine You.