"You are a yellow-flowered girl who is not married yet. Why should you go to a brothel?"
"Then you are still a young man." Su Qi was not convinced and glared at him.
"Who...who said I'm a young man?"
"You're not a virgin?" Su Qi blurted out with her mouth wide enough to hold an orange, and instantly blushed.
"Who...who said I am? Really, think about it, how could I, who loves visiting brothels so much, still be a virgin? I wasn't a virgin eight hundred years ago. So, don't follow me. Maybe one day
I'll take you too..." He raised his eyebrows at Su Qi with a sly smile.
"Go to hell!" Su Qi kicked him towards him.
"I don't care about you, I'm going to visit the brothel. If you have the ability, come with me."
Shangguan Muyun whistled and jumped down the steps in a swagger. Su Qi followed behind him and cursed Shangguan Muyun resentfully. Didn't he like her very much? He still refused to change his ways.
Shangguan Muyun came down from Shaoshi Mountain and rushed directly to the tavern to hand over a large table of food, including wine and meat. He ate meat and drank wine as if he hadn't eaten in hundreds of years.
Su Qi sat next to him and looked at him with curled lips. He devoured his food and raised his eyebrows at Su Qi from time to time: "My Shangguan Muyun is back again."
"You're not dead"
"You don't know," Shangguan Muyun said, holding a leg of lamb in his left hand and a fat chicken in his right hand: "I almost died from eating green vegetables and tofu in the Shaolin Temple every day."
"I think you should stay locked up for a few months."
"Hey," he suddenly sighed: "I'd rather die than live. Let me tell you, if he forces me again, I will prepare to be tonsured."
"You really are a monk."
Su Qi thought that Shangguan Muyun was unwilling to die, but she did not expect that even Shangguan Muyun would compromise under the abbot's power.
"Why do you want to be a monk? I'm going to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures."
Su Qi was speechless and felt three crows flying over her head.
"Then I guess all the fairies will be taken in by you."
"That's right, a vixen can die under a pomegranate skirt and be a ghost, haha," he laughed a few times and handed the bowl to Su Qi: "Concubine, hurry up and pour wine for me."
Concubine? How big is your concubine? “Who is your concubine? Don’t scream”
"Then I'm a concubine." Shangguan Muyun laughed. Su Qi glanced at him with disdain: "Concubine, I'm going to relieve myself. Please pour me some wine quickly." After he said this, he disappeared instantly.
Damn Shangguan Muyun, I must find a way to punish you
Su Qi poured chili oil into Shangguan Muyun's food and wine. If it doesn't kill you, I'll choke you to death.
Shangguan Muyun came back with a lewd smile on his face: "Concubine, your husband, I'm back." He directly tore the leg of lamb with his hands. Just after taking a bite, he suddenly stopped moving. After a while, Shangguan Muyun burst into tears.
flow out
"Hey, officer, what's wrong with you?" Su Qi pretended to be nonchalant.
"You..." He was about to speak, but he couldn't breathe due to coughing. It seemed that he was choking: "You murdered your husband."
"When did I marry you?"
"I think you want to be a widow, that's for sure."
Widowed? Hum, when did I, Su Qi, marry you, Shangguan Muyun? It’s really
Shangguan Muyun took a few sips of tea before he calmed down. He pointed at Su Qi's nose and said, "Huh, I'll let you stay alone in the empty boudoir."