She could say such shameless and despicable things, and running a brothel was no longer a shameless thing for her!
"Get down!"
Handing the paper back to Jiu'er, he walked into the yard.
At the door, Jiuer was dumbfounded!
Your Majesty, he... didn't even pursue it!
Oh my god, crazy, everyone in this world is crazy!
Jiuer stood at the door and was stunned for a long time before he came back to his senses!
He grabbed the piece of paper and ran out of the palace!
I went to find someone to carve a plaque according to Xiao Nuzhi’s instructions!
"What kind of couplet should I write? First of all, it must fit the characteristics of the brothel. It must be lewd and poetic, and it must be easy to read!"
Not long after Helian Haoyu entered the courtyard, he saw Xiao Naozhi sitting in the pavilion, holding a brush in his hand, holding his head and talking to himself!
"Do you want to be both lewd and poetic?"
Helian Haoyu stopped and his eyes were fixed on Xiao Naozhi's serious thinking face!
In my heart, what she just said aroused the slightest interest!
As if by mistake, he walked towards the pavilion where Xiao Nuzhi was!
He wanted to see what kind of couplets she was going to write, which were lewd and poetic at the same time!
When he walked into the pavilion, he sat down directly in front of Xiao Nuzhi!
It was at this moment that Xiao Nuzhi thought of the couplet in his heart!
"Well, I thought of it!"
Putting down her hand, she took the paper and wrote it down!
She also didn't notice that Helian Haoyu was sitting opposite her!
"It's so late at night that it's hard to fall asleep. Whose jade flute is playing the flute again?"
(I don’t want to explain this poem, but fujoshis will understand!)
She read and wrote at the same time, and the more she wrote, the more excited and happy she became!
Talented! So talented!
A pure person cannot understand this poem, but a lustful person can understand it at a glance!
Helian Haoyu's ecstasy must be understood at a glance!
"But... isn't this poem a bit too profound? How about writing something simple and easy to understand?"
I saw her starting to talk to herself again!
Then, after she rolled her eyes, she picked up the pen again and wrote another sentence——
"The universe is great in the belly, and the sun and moon are long in the pot!"